#perrycule

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shows up a day late with terrible photoshop skills and bad puns

happy valentine's day <3

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These two have to put up with so much from their stupid boyfriend sometimes.

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Literally these two are fucking

How to make your boyfriend's boyfriend just a little bit crazy

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Paul and Della being protective over Perry <333

This is such a quintessential perrycule moment for me.

Perry has just finished speaking to his young client Barbara - he found out she's been doing her own investigating and he warned her to be careful. I talked about how much I love papa bear!Perry and how deeply he cares about his clients.

BUT NOW we get to see who is looking after Perry while he looks after his clients <3 Perry's been accused of bribing a witness! his reputation has taken a big hit!! he lost a case! but all he's thinking about is Barbara's safety and wellbeing. Good thing he has his partners there to worry about him on his behalf!

Della gets so irritated - look at how she storms around the desk to stand next to Paul! Meanwhile Paul is doing THE BIGGEST EYEROLL of all time. Unfortunately, their boyfriend has no sense of self-preservation at all LOL

We also get to see why they put up with so much of Perry's shit. Look at that middle right GIF! The way his eyes twinkle and the sweet little smile he gets when he says "with the two of you to help, I'm well taken care of". GOD then he hits them with the absolutely hugest, saddest puppy dog eyes and says "there's just no one to take care of her" COME ON. Who could possibly say no when hit with that one two punch??? You can even see how Paul and Della soften and given in after that heehee Paul is like "FINE i guess I'LL go save your ass once again!" but of course Perry wants the best private detective in California to look after his client <3

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1) Della and Perry coming in all giggly and silly from dinner has me 🥹

2) then then immediately going to visit Paul in his office so polycule

3) Perry teasing Paul about his little teeny office is so flirty!!!

4) Erle’s decided in this book that Paul chews gum when he’s stressed/working hard and I think that’s adorable

5) FRANK FAULKNER MENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6) how are they SO FLIRTY

7) I also often watch Paul’s jaw with fascination teehee

8) shut up perry 😂😂😂

9) I included the last bit because Paul deserves all the “good work, Paul”s 🥰

[classicokid]

Perry absolutely WOULD.. also, Perry could be wearing a perfectly fine tie and I think Ham would STILL straighten it or fix it, just to make some kind of a point before court 😂💕

Y'all, Ham & Perry are always churning around in my head and I just wanted to share some of my favorite Hamperry thoughts... mostly from binge watching the show so many times over, but I do love their book dynamic too <3

I can think about this both ways, but I sometimes ponder the first episode being their very first time in court together and when you look at it that way, its kinda hilarious. Ham is so calm and professional and has no idea what kind of shenanigans are about to go down in his life from here on out.. From then on out, you can really start to see Ham's spiral into obsessing over Perry.

Perry is always SO bored when he's in court with prosecutors that are NOT Hamilton.. he's a lot meaner, more direct and a lot less playful with his "courtroom theatrics". He clearly has the most fun with Ham, everyone else is just part of the job to him. Perry seems to absolutely revel in the courtroom dramatics when its Ham <3 I think its because of Ham's outrageous reactions and the fact that he WILL one-up Perry if he can.

I really love that they end up thinking about one another SO much, just by way of needing to predict one another's moves in court and such. They gotta get into each other's minds in an obsessive way~

There's a decent period of time where Ham distrusts Perry to his core and its so funny cause, that's the love of ur life bro, chill. Ham thinks that Perry's out to get him so he's determined to get him first.

Ham cares soooo much about appearances and his public image, but tbh, all bets are off when Perry starts stunting cause Ham will fly off the handle without even thinking it.

Perry really does revel in being extra in the courtroom with Ham. He doesnt care much at all how he seems to the public as long as he can string Ham along with all the guessing games and such.

I really love how they grow more comfortable with one another as the seasons roll on, and yet neither one of them cut the other any slack in the courtroom, ever. They're both great at their jobs and I think that they both enjoy the challenge of doing their best with one another. Together, they clear the way for the truth in the eyes of the system.

Another thing I do love about them is how they compliment one another in regards to solving crime in the eyes of a system of law that neither of them have control over, but must partake in for better or for worse. Ham represents everything that is "seen" by the eyes of the law and the public. Perry represents all the things about a case that go "unseen" and he demands that it does be seen! But he's gotta be sharp by Ham's parameters because its gotta be seen by the law or it doesnt matter.

I like to think that Ham fixes Perry's tie a lot before they enter the courtroom because if Perry's gonna be seen with him, he's at least gotta look good for the photos and stuff.. and when Perry's tie is raggedy or sub par, Ham's casually got a backup tie for him.

Another one of my favorite things is in the later seasons when they're a lot more comfortable with one another, they speak so quietly with one another <3 Perry especially. I think this ties into some of their traits from the books everyone was chatting about the other week where we know Ham's got issues with getting too angry, so Perry tries to keep it calm for him sometimes, and speak softly.. (but then ofc all bets are off in the courtroom, He STRIVES to get Ham mad in court...)

We all know that Perry will break and enter onto any premises if he can, and we all know he flees the crime scene frequently with the cops on his trail... Another small thought I have is that sometimes when Perry's in trouble with the POlice or and needs a place to lay low, he will just show up at Ham's place, sometimes at the door and sometimes he just shows up there (he broke in quietly). What's Ham gonna do?? Tell on him?? and have to eXPLAIN to the cops why Perry's at his home? no way dude.. the tabloids would eat it up in a way he wouldnt want!!

My Hamperry thoughts are truly endless... the list will go on <3

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SORRY THIS IS SO LONG BUT IM SCREECHING

Della has Paul wrapped all the way around her little finger 😂😂

“Took my medicine like a little man” 😂😂😂

I love Della making Paul help her and Paul is like that’s kidnapping Della and she just bullies him into helping her 😂 and clearly perry thinks it’s hilarious!

Also Della wanting to freshen up before she sees Paul 👀 and “give-and-take, informal relationship” 👀

I also really like “it’s bad enough to hold your coat while you cut the legal corners but when I find myself suddenly wished into the position of wearing your coat, it doesn��t go over so big.”

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“Hello, Della. How’s tricks?”

“Swell.”

I LOVE THEM

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Paul (normal): *gets nervous about the police thinking him and Perry find too many dead bodies*

Perry (feral): It’s so cute how Paul gets all jittery about finding dead bodies 🥰 he’s such a worrywart

Della (also feral): *full of affection and fondness* you do find a lot of dead bodies don’t you ❤️❤️

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Holly

Rating: T

Word Count: 3,493

Relationships: Paul Drake/Perry Mason/Della Street

Summary:

Paul drags Della and Perry out to a farm to cut down their own Christmas tree. Perry is grumpy and cold, Della is tolerant and amused, Paul is a big overexcited goof.

Absolute shameless Christmas fluff!

New chapter added! Time for tree decorating, cookie making, carol singing, and lots & lots of smooching.

✨🎄🌟☃️🎁✨🌟☃️🎁✨🎄🌟☃️🎁✨

I published this last year but bringing it around again because tis the season! Enjoy more shameless holiday fluff <3

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I’m watching TCOT Green-Eyed Sister and Della goes to Perry’s apartment to try to get him to take a case because he’s supposed to be leaving for a lawyer’s conference in London and they’re in Perry’s living room talking then Paul just walks in from Perry’s bedroom carrying Perry’s suitcases???? They give no explanation for why Paul’s there and Perry and Della are wearing coats but Paul isn’t?? Was he already there when Della and Perry got back??? Why is he helping Perry with his luggage if not boyfriend??

The implications….

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1) They are in a polycule.

2) they’re all dating

3) they’re all bisexual

4) Paul is so cute he’s so genuinely delighted by Perry’s cleverness 🥺

4.5) For Context: the lady they were following knew they were following her so she like turned the tables on Perry and started chatting with him but she wouldn’t tell him her name so he snatched her purse then when she called over a policeman Perry pretended he was trying to return the purse cause she left it on the counter at the store but he needed her to confirm her identity to make sure it was really her purse and she was forced to give him her name

Also BTW Paul wasn’t even supposed to be still following them, Perry said he’d do it on foot then have Paul’s agent as backup but Paul was like ‘I’m going to follow both of you anyway in case something happens’ which is very Paul

5) stop being such a grumpy asshole Perry!!!!! >:( your boyfriend is being a big sweetie and youre ruining his good mood >:(

6) Perry prefers to start bucking 👀

7) if someone described me as “faded eyes, faded hair, faded clothes and a faded personality….put him in a group of three and you’d lose him in the crowd…doesn’t stand out any more than cigar ashes on a gray rug on a misty morning” I’d simply have to perish on the spot. Brutal, Paul, brutal 😂

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Paul getting a call at Perry's office aka one of my favorite things <3 They're always together! Getting in touch with Perry's office is as good as getting in touch with Paul directly heehee

Also Paul being a good boss!!! @caseopened always talks about how Paul is quick to give his agents their due credit and raise them up and it's so true!! You can see why he runs such a successful agency!

Also also look at the big heart eyes that Della is giving Paul <33 she loves him!!!

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1) love that Perry is a pacer I wish they kept that in the show

2) more Paul being really good at his job 🥰

3) I wonder how many times perry has said “don’t stop keep going” to Paul hmm 👀

4) Perry can’t help teasing him a bit before he goes heehee

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Heehee I can picture the big goofy grin on Perry’s face when he calls Paul a moocher

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DONT BE SUCH AN OLD GROUCH-FACE. Also her coming over like ☺️hi Paul ☺️😇 you can’t stay mad at me can you? ❤️☺️ *gentle shoulder touch*

They’re all so flirty it makes me insane