#perrycule

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shows up a day late with terrible photoshop skills and bad puns

happy valentine's day <3

[frommybookbook]

These two have to put up with so much from their stupid boyfriend sometimes.

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Literally these two are fucking

How to make your boyfriend's boyfriend just a little bit crazy

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Paul and Della being protective over Perry <333

This is such a quintessential perrycule moment for me.

Perry has just finished speaking to his young client Barbara - he found out she's been doing her own investigating and he warned her to be careful. I talked about how much I love papa bear!Perry and how deeply he cares about his clients.

BUT NOW we get to see who is looking after Perry while he looks after his clients <3 Perry's been accused of bribing a witness! his reputation has taken a big hit!! he lost a case! but all he's thinking about is Barbara's safety and wellbeing. Good thing he has his partners there to worry about him on his behalf!

Della gets so irritated - look at how she storms around the desk to stand next to Paul! Meanwhile Paul is doing THE BIGGEST EYEROLL of all time. Unfortunately, their boyfriend has no sense of self-preservation at all LOL

We also get to see why they put up with so much of Perry's shit. Look at that middle right GIF! The way his eyes twinkle and the sweet little smile he gets when he says "with the two of you to help, I'm well taken care of". GOD then he hits them with the absolutely hugest, saddest puppy dog eyes and says "there's just no one to take care of her" COME ON. Who could possibly say no when hit with that one two punch??? You can even see how Paul and Della soften and given in after that heehee Paul is like "FINE i guess I'LL go save your ass once again!" but of course Perry wants the best private detective in California to look after his client <3

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Them!!!

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Lunch date!!

[classicokid]

Perry absolutely WOULD.. also, Perry could be wearing a perfectly fine tie and I think Ham would STILL straighten it or fix it, just to make some kind of a point before court 😂💕

Y'all, Ham & Perry are always churning around in my head and I just wanted to share some of my favorite Hamperry thoughts... mostly from binge watching the show so many times over, but I do love their book dynamic too <3

I can think about this both ways, but I sometimes ponder the first episode being their very first time in court together and when you look at it that way, its kinda hilarious. Ham is so calm and professional and has no idea what kind of shenanigans are about to go down in his life from here on out.. From then on out, you can really start to see Ham's spiral into obsessing over Perry.

Perry is always SO bored when he's in court with prosecutors that are NOT Hamilton.. he's a lot meaner, more direct and a lot less playful with his "courtroom theatrics". He clearly has the most fun with Ham, everyone else is just part of the job to him. Perry seems to absolutely revel in the courtroom dramatics when its Ham <3 I think its because of Ham's outrageous reactions and the fact that he WILL one-up Perry if he can.

I really love that they end up thinking about one another SO much, just by way of needing to predict one another's moves in court and such. They gotta get into each other's minds in an obsessive way~

There's a decent period of time where Ham distrusts Perry to his core and its so funny cause, that's the love of ur life bro, chill. Ham thinks that Perry's out to get him so he's determined to get him first.

Ham cares soooo much about appearances and his public image, but tbh, all bets are off when Perry starts stunting cause Ham will fly off the handle without even thinking it.

Perry really does revel in being extra in the courtroom with Ham. He doesnt care much at all how he seems to the public as long as he can string Ham along with all the guessing games and such.

I really love how they grow more comfortable with one another as the seasons roll on, and yet neither one of them cut the other any slack in the courtroom, ever. They're both great at their jobs and I think that they both enjoy the challenge of doing their best with one another. Together, they clear the way for the truth in the eyes of the system.

Another thing I do love about them is how they compliment one another in regards to solving crime in the eyes of a system of law that neither of them have control over, but must partake in for better or for worse. Ham represents everything that is "seen" by the eyes of the law and the public. Perry represents all the things about a case that go "unseen" and he demands that it does be seen! But he's gotta be sharp by Ham's parameters because its gotta be seen by the law or it doesnt matter.

I like to think that Ham fixes Perry's tie a lot before they enter the courtroom because if Perry's gonna be seen with him, he's at least gotta look good for the photos and stuff.. and when Perry's tie is raggedy or sub par, Ham's casually got a backup tie for him.

Another one of my favorite things is in the later seasons when they're a lot more comfortable with one another, they speak so quietly with one another <3 Perry especially. I think this ties into some of their traits from the books everyone was chatting about the other week where we know Ham's got issues with getting too angry, so Perry tries to keep it calm for him sometimes, and speak softly.. (but then ofc all bets are off in the courtroom, He STRIVES to get Ham mad in court...)

We all know that Perry will break and enter onto any premises if he can, and we all know he flees the crime scene frequently with the cops on his trail... Another small thought I have is that sometimes when Perry's in trouble with the POlice or and needs a place to lay low, he will just show up at Ham's place, sometimes at the door and sometimes he just shows up there (he broke in quietly). What's Ham gonna do?? Tell on him?? and have to eXPLAIN to the cops why Perry's at his home? no way dude.. the tabloids would eat it up in a way he wouldnt want!!

My Hamperry thoughts are truly endless... the list will go on <3

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Paul is out here dressing up like a DRIFTER and getting BLACKOUT DRUNK with QUEER HOBOS all for this CASE okay!!! Perry and Della need to show this man some appreciation!!!!!

Also “is that hobo on the level?” may actually be one of the funniest questions ever written 😂

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I think they should stand closer actually like there’s still one iota of space between them which seems wrong

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You know whenever we get this shot that we're about to see a) the trio in various levels of undress/buttoned-downness and/or b) some top-tier flirting

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THE FLIRTING!!!!!!!

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Sorry this is long but they’re soooooo cute and sooooooo dating I can’t deal with it!!!!

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1) Della and Perry coming in all giggly and silly from dinner has me 🥹

2) then then immediately going to visit Paul in his office so polycule

3) Perry teasing Paul about his little teeny office is so flirty!!!

4) Erle’s decided in this book that Paul chews gum when he’s stressed/working hard and I think that’s adorable

5) FRANK FAULKNER MENTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6) how are they SO FLIRTY

7) I also often watch Paul’s jaw with fascination teehee

8) shut up perry 😂😂😂

9) I included the last bit because Paul deserves all the “good work, Paul”s 🥰

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SORRY THIS IS SO LONG BUT IM SCREECHING

Della has Paul wrapped all the way around her little finger 😂😂

“Took my medicine like a little man” 😂😂😂

I love Della making Paul help her and Paul is like that’s kidnapping Della and she just bullies him into helping her 😂 and clearly perry thinks it’s hilarious!

Also Della wanting to freshen up before she sees Paul 👀 and “give-and-take, informal relationship” 👀

I also really like “it’s bad enough to hold your coat while you cut the legal corners but when I find myself suddenly wished into the position of wearing your coat, it doesn’t go over so big.”

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“Hello, Della. How’s tricks?”

“Swell.”

I LOVE THEM

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Paul (normal): *gets nervous about the police thinking him and Perry find too many dead bodies*

Perry (feral): It’s so cute how Paul gets all jittery about finding dead bodies 🥰 he’s such a worrywart

Della (also feral): *full of affection and fondness* you do find a lot of dead bodies don’t you ❤️❤️