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i never know what to say when someone is embarrassed about their age

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broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you

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your life is not an optimization problem

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Nafessa Williams for Essence (2024)

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honestly its funny when really long standing fandom is starved of new content, because people start dissecting the source material in really specific ways. not in analytic way, because that was done long ago, but like in "desperately using microscope to try find very last scraps of meat" kind of way.

what i mean is that at some point i saw lotr gif set that was like "frodo + looking to left"

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ever since i was a little girl i always dreamed of becoming a provincial warlord

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the babyeggroll is now toddler aged and every bit as suspicious and standoffish as someone with my genes would be expected to behave. however. we were at the grocery store the other day, and she was meanmugging people who tried to wave to her as is her usual custom, but then i hear her say the tiniest, most dreamy “hi” i’ve ever heard and look up to see a gorgeous, statuesque blonde lady walking by, who wasn’t paying attention but at the greeting very politely laughed and said hi back. GIRL WHAT

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fuck/marry/kill father son holy spirit

That's one guy, you fucking shit

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your loudest barista should shout out the names. do not give this task to your quietest barista who breathes out the names like morning dew gracing the leaves

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this is so amazing

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STAR TREK: VOYAGER (1995–2001) | Child's Play

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Agatha All Along + text posts pt. 17/?

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ARIANA GRANDE and PAUL MESCAL — Actors on Actors S21E1 by Variety

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