#biggest liar

[hale-nathan]

Trump Weird News - From POTUS To BLOTUS

[awzominator]

Bringer of hope, of change, of the promise of a new day burning bright on the horizon

[jedi-starbird]

Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan being friends (derogatory) on 17's part and friends (threatening) on Obi-Wan's part is such an underrated dynamic

They could be so funny and terrifying, like Obi-Wan went through a soul shredding experience with Alpha-17 as his only company. They're friends because what else are you gonna be after you witness each other at absolute rock bottom from torture.

It's like 'dog put in cage of cheetah who's threatening to go crazy', except the dog is a grizzly bear and also threatening to go crazy.

Emotional support trooper except the trooper in question has never done any sort of supporting in his life and is actively an emotional distress trooper to a great number of the CC batch.

I want them texting everyday, I want Obi-Wan mailing handmade BFF bracelets to Alpha and Alpha sending pics back of him flipping off the camera but still wearing them, I want Alpha using Obi-Wan to keep track of and occasionally terrorize his cadets, I want 17 ending problems in the GAR (like Krell) before they begin because Obi-Wan has him shipped out on a personal transport at the first opportunity, decked out with slug-throwers Obi-Wan got him for his decant-day.

Natborn officers think this is all just an odd indulgence of General Kenobi, the Vode, however, correctly identify it as a goddamn threat and their danger assessment of Obi-Wan ticks up significantly.

When Alpha arrives on Kamino, Shaak Ti presses a shiny new comm into his hand. It has the Jedi Order symbol painted onto it alongside a smiley face sticker, and it pings immediately with a new message: Hello! I hope you're settling in well!

Alpha stares at the message, stares at the singular contact named 'OWK' and then stares Shaak Ti in the eye as he pitches the comm straight into the ocean. Shaak Ti's serene smile only grows larger as she calmly reaches into her robes and pulls out an identical comm, only this one has a frowny face sticker, and presses it into his hand. It lights up: I'm afraid we've bonded, Alpha :). Alpha shuts it off and pockets it with resignation.

Cody arrives on Alpha-17's personal recommendation.

A-17: He's the most difficult little bastard I have. You're perfect for each other. OWK: Thank you, he's very handsome :3 A-17: No. Stop.

The first thing he asks once he gets comfortable is who his general is texting so much that has him swinging his legs and twirling his hair. Cody assumes it's Anakin, given they seem joint at the hip anyway, but little does he know Obi-Wan's ability to consistently have the Weirdest Relationships Ever.

"Oh, it's Alpha-17, I understand you're familiar with each other?" Hmm. OK. Cody.exe is experiencing a processing error, please hold. He exits the room instead of answering. The next day he peeks over the General's shoulder when he's texting and sees walls of rambling messages from Obi-Wan. Alpha-17 replies every hour with a single text: Lose this number. Obi-Wan giggles. "He's so funny." he says.

When Obi-Wan meets the rest of the CC batch, Cody makes sure to stand perfectly angled so that he can record the reactions when his general cuts off their introductions with "Oh, no need, Alpha-17's told me all about you." It's always immediate FEAR.JPG followed by a slow spiral of What The Fuck.

What do you mean by that General. What does that mean Cody. What do you mean they text. No. Cody. What the fuck is happening, Cody. Alpha-17 doesn't have friends he has enemies and enemies he tolerates enough not to shoot on sight.

OWK: Wolffe reached for his vambrace? when I mentioned you A-17: That's where he keeps his spare knife. OWK: Hm that does explain the way he eyed me up, ambitious. A-17: Clearly not enough, he should have followed through. I taught them better.

[sweetestflow3rs]

slip of the pc's mask

[coffeehelly]

"i dont use my powers to help people" "i dont use my powers to help myself" and yet saiki is always using his powers. Curious

[lolo3h]

Shadow Milk watching Pure Vanilla lie by omission must have made him ecstatic

[tare-anime]

Back then, during Yuri's visit, Twilight told Yor's brother bunch of lies.

But is he lying though?

When Yuri made him promise to never let his sister cry, Twilight agreed. (To avoid excecution, he would say).

As a man, Twilight will do whatever he can to keep his promise. (Loid's promise, he would say.)

So it is very clear the reason why Twilight always freaks out whenever Yor looks down

Twilight will do whatever he can to keep his promises

Even when it colides with his job.

Even when his life is in danger.

(It's all for the mission, he would say.)

Twilight is indeed the bigest liar.

He just don't want to see Yor cry. Period.

[forcebookish]

this scene is more heartbreaking than you think it is. and it doesn't have to do with mew not being a virgin (it's always been a perk, not the point), it's that mew has been lying to him. (read: he hasn't. boston is obviously lying.)

and specifically it's that mew is lying to him about wanting to get to know him.

it's about being used by mew, like so many people (especially boston) have used him before. and not just for the normal stuff, his money or his body or his status, which he might have been able to ignore, but specifically for another guy. it wasn't even about top, as an idea let alone as a person, it was about making some other guy jealous.

every private moment, every smile, every kiss, every hug, every tease and flirt, every date, every touch was never theirs. top could have been anyone.

it's gotta be the cruelest thing boston could do to him. it's gotta be the most hurt he's ever been.

everyone tells him who he is, even mew did, but mew's the first one who asked. who said he wanted to know top better.

but apparently that was a lie.

boston's right, he thinks, why would mew care if he slept with someone else? top means nothing to mew. top means nothing. top is nothing.

top is left alone and the room is full of smoke and he can't breathe.

but there is boston, as if he hadn't fabricated the whole thing, there to "comfort" him. top doesn't have time to question if it's true or not, he just knows that boston is one of mew's closest friends, ray is definitely into mew, and there's apparently even (fake) evidence. so top turns to him, he yields to him.

because it's the closest he'll ever get to not being alone, choking on smoke. because top doesn't know what it's like to be loved for who he is. and now, because of boston, he thinks he never will.

[trexalicious]

A legend in her own mind...🤣

[trustworthy-liar]

Gort, probably: Heee heee wouldn't it be fucked up if you just...turned into a slayer? *twirls hair*

[blueberrymilkcookie]

this au is so fucked and writing it is so funny because one of the cute fluff moments has vanilla just straight up lying to blueberrys face

[hearthown]

I'm sure we can all agree that Emily Laughlin is two-faced and there are two sides to her.

1) The side she wants everyone to see

2) Who she really is deep down inside

Here is how I imagine it:

[ivyloveheart]

delving deeper into and analyzing king candy's character makes me feel so sick oh mygod

[nnnn99999]

I refuse to believe Bison is as naive as he comes off as.

Although Fadel is very protective of him and nags at him all the time, he does not restrict him too much. He lets Bison live his life, he just makes sure to remind him of their reality from time to time. And that too because Bison tends to get carried away and forgets that they are, in fact, assassins and they need to keep a low profile so that they don't get caught. But it's not like Fadel is following Bison everywhere all the time. He keeps tabs on him, yes, but only when he thinks Bison is going too far. Fadel doesn't actually interfere in Bison's life unless he feels Bison is putting himself in danger.

During his first meeting with Kant, Bison immediately knew what game Kant was playing. And why wouldn't he? Bison is no stranger to men lusting over him. If he has acted as a bait for his missions as often as I assume, there is no reason for him to not understand that Kant's affection for him is not that deep yet. I do believe Kant genuinely likes Bison, but nowhere near as much as he is trying to show. Professional assassin Bison, who kills people for a living, and seduces his targets to facilitate said killing, has to know the difference between passing interest, lust, like and love right?

After their first night together, it was Kant who was reminiscing and savoring his experience with Bison. It was Kant who wanted more with Bison. Bison, on the other hand, was completely normal. He probably wouldn't even give Kant a second thought had he not showed up to his workplace and started pursuing him aggressively. Because Bison knows and fully understands his own circumstances. He knows the rules set up by the mother. He knows how dangerous it is for him to fall in love. He knows all of that too well. And not just because Fadel makes sure to remind him 5 times a day. But because Bison himself feels trapped and suffocated by this lifestyle and just wants to break free. Who could understand his situation better than himself?

So why is Bison such a lovestruck, giggling mess? It's because he is living in a fantasy. Unlike Fadel who has completely accepted the life he was dealt with, Bison cannot accept his reality at all. Bison would rather delude himself to believe that what he has with Kant is love. He would rather live in a fantasy than face the grim reality of life. He does not love Kant. He only loves the idea of being in love, a love that could potentially free him from his prison.

Why Kant and not anyone else? First, because Kant does have genuine affection for Bison and I think Bison can feel it. Second, because Bison realises Kant is willing to let go and let Bison take control, albeit in very particular situations and in very limited amount. However, just the fact that Bison can gain some control in his relationship with Kant must be exhilarating for Bison. His desire for control makes him want to indulge in this relationship that allows him to be free and take control, even if it is just a little.

So I think Bison knows Kant is not as genuine as he seems. I noticed that Bison has stated multiple times that he just wants something casual, it's Kant who is constantly pushing for a serious relationship because of his own agenda. Bison is not in love. Bison is just living in a fantasy. And he knows that it is in fact, just a fantasy. So when the time comes and Kant's true intentions are revealed, I think Bison will go crazy. Not just becasue Bison truly likes Kant and wanted to experience a proper relationship for the first time. But also because Kant shattered Bison's lovely fantasy. The fantasy where Bison is just a normal guy falling in love with another normal guy. Bison is purposely ignoring Kant's shadiness because to him it doesn't matter. As long as Bison can hold Kant in the palm of his hands, does Kant's initial intentions even matter?

[malckie]

me when i lamb

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do u think he makes a convincing liar yes or no /j