#biggest liar

[hale-nathan]

Trump Weird News - From POTUS To BLOTUS

[jedi-starbird]

Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan being friends (derogatory) on 17's part and friends (threatening) on Obi-Wan's part is such an underrated dynamic

They could be so funny and terrifying, like Obi-Wan went through a soul shredding experience with Alpha-17 as his only company. They're friends because what else are you gonna be after you witness each other at absolute rock bottom from torture.

It's like 'dog put in cage of cheetah who's threatening to go crazy', except the dog is a grizzly bear and also threatening to go crazy.

Emotional support trooper except the trooper in question has never done any sort of supporting in his life and is actively an emotional distress trooper to a great number of the CC batch.

I want them texting everyday, I want Obi-Wan mailing handmade BFF bracelets to Alpha and Alpha sending pics back of him flipping off the camera but still wearing them, I want Alpha using Obi-Wan to keep track of and occasionally terrorize his cadets, I want 17 ending problems in the GAR (like Krell) before they begin because Obi-Wan has him shipped out on a personal transport at the first opportunity, decked out with slug-throwers Obi-Wan got him for his decant-day.

Natborn officers think this is all just an odd indulgence of General Kenobi, the Vode, however, correctly identify it as a goddamn threat and their danger assessment of Obi-Wan ticks up significantly.

When Alpha arrives on Kamino, Shaak Ti presses a shiny new comm into his hand. It has the Jedi Order symbol painted onto it alongside a smiley face sticker, and it pings immediately with a new message: Hello! I hope you're settling in well!

Alpha stares at the message, stares at the singular contact named 'OWK' and then stares Shaak Ti in the eye as he pitches the comm straight into the ocean. Shaak Ti's serene smile only grows larger as she calmly reaches into her robes and pulls out an identical comm, only this one has a frowny face sticker, and presses it into his hand. It lights up: I'm afraid we've bonded, Alpha :). Alpha shuts it off and pockets it with resignation.

Cody arrives on Alpha-17's personal recommendation.

A-17: He's the most difficult little bastard I have. You're perfect for each other. OWK: Thank you, he's very handsome :3 A-17: No. Stop.

The first thing he asks once he gets comfortable is who his general is texting so much that has him swinging his legs and twirling his hair. Cody assumes it's Anakin, given they seem joint at the hip anyway, but little does he know Obi-Wan's ability to consistently have the Weirdest Relationships Ever.

"Oh, it's Alpha-17, I understand you're familiar with each other?" Hmm. OK. Cody.exe is experiencing a processing error, please hold. He exits the room instead of answering. The next day he peeks over the General's shoulder when he's texting and sees walls of rambling messages from Obi-Wan. Alpha-17 replies every hour with a single text: Lose this number. Obi-Wan giggles. "He's so funny." he says.

When Obi-Wan meets the rest of the CC batch, Cody makes sure to stand perfectly angled so that he can record the reactions when his general cuts off their introductions with "Oh, no need, Alpha-17's told me all about you." It's always immediate FEAR.JPG followed by a slow spiral of What The Fuck.

What do you mean by that General. What does that mean Cody. What do you mean they text. No. Cody. What the fuck is happening, Cody. Alpha-17 doesn't have friends he has enemies and enemies he tolerates enough not to shoot on sight.

OWK: Wolffe reached for his vambrace? when I mentioned you A-17: That's where he keeps his spare knife. OWK: Hm that does explain the way he eyed me up, ambitious. A-17: Clearly not enough, he should have followed through. I taught them better.

[coffeehelly]

"i dont use my powers to help people" "i dont use my powers to help myself" and yet saiki is always using his powers. Curious

[lolo3h]

Shadow Milk watching Pure Vanilla lie by omission must have made him ecstatic

[tare-anime]

Back then, during Yuri's visit, Twilight told Yor's brother bunch of lies.

But is he lying though?

When Yuri made him promise to never let his sister cry, Twilight agreed. (To avoid excecution, he would say).

As a man, Twilight will do whatever he can to keep his promise. (Loid's promise, he would say.)

So it is very clear the reason why Twilight always freaks out whenever Yor looks down

Twilight will do whatever he can to keep his promises

Even when it colides with his job.

Even when his life is in danger.

(It's all for the mission, he would say.)

Twilight is indeed the bigest liar.

He just don't want to see Yor cry. Period.

[forcebookish]

this scene is more heartbreaking than you think it is. and it doesn't have to do with mew not being a virgin (it's always been a perk, not the point), it's that mew has been lying to him. (read: he hasn't. boston is obviously lying.)

and specifically it's that mew is lying to him about wanting to get to know him.

it's about being used by mew, like so many people (especially boston) have used him before. and not just for the normal stuff, his money or his body or his status, which he might have been able to ignore, but specifically for another guy. it wasn't even about top, as an idea let alone as a person, it was about making some other guy jealous.

every private moment, every smile, every kiss, every hug, every tease and flirt, every date, every touch was never theirs. top could have been anyone.

it's gotta be the cruelest thing boston could do to him. it's gotta be the most hurt he's ever been.

everyone tells him who he is, even mew did, but mew's the first one who asked. who said he wanted to know top better.

but apparently that was a lie.

boston's right, he thinks, why would mew care if he slept with someone else? top means nothing to mew. top means nothing. top is nothing.

top is left alone and the room is full of smoke and he can't breathe.

but there is boston, as if he hadn't fabricated the whole thing, there to "comfort" him. top doesn't have time to question if it's true or not, he just knows that boston is one of mew's closest friends, ray is definitely into mew, and there's apparently even (fake) evidence. so top turns to him, he yields to him.

because it's the closest he'll ever get to not being alone, choking on smoke. because top doesn't know what it's like to be loved for who he is. and now, because of boston, he thinks he never will.

[trexalicious]

A legend in her own mind...🤣

[trustworthy-liar]

Gort, probably: Heee heee wouldn't it be fucked up if you just...turned into a slayer? *twirls hair*

[hearthown]

I'm sure we can all agree that Emily Laughlin is two-faced and there are two sides to her.

1) The side she wants everyone to see

2) Who she really is deep down inside

Here is how I imagine it:

[lunargazing-png]

do u think he makes a convincing liar yes or no /j

[theconqueeror]

sharing this from twitter bc it speaks the truth!!

[uinre]

Why do you continue on this journey? As you change the timeline, you come closer to death.

FINAL FANTASY XIII-2 (2011)

[crackwhorism]

multishipping is a superpower you neeeeeeeeeeed to have when you love getting into shitty gay media with found family because OF course they're going to make an incest map of all the characters and your otp will almost definitely not be endgame. of course they're going to pair the main guy and girl together as endgame just because. and I mean you COULD be a hater about it and curse the writers and throw a four year long fit but it's so much more fun when you just make your peace with the fact that this was always going to happen and pretend everyone is in a happy little polycule as they go through 18575879 different pairings you know aren't going to last because fandom and just the experience of being a fan is so much more fun that way!!!

[grunklefordpines]

https://www.tumblr.com/grunklefordpines/762469358037565440/see-see-i-would-believe-you-i-really-truly?source=share

Not a relationship, a situationship

All the complexities of a relationship with the confusion of "what are we"

- 🦊

Why not neither?

Unique relationship, sure—But there was nothing romantic about it!

Why is everyone so insistent with me about my past!

[apopcornkernel]

they should've let jason be against the bats for longer post-utrh idgaf. cause look what u could do with that kind of situation

like i just need jason as red hood causing more chaos and killing criminals as he pleases. and then when the other bats rock up there to help out, they're stunned, and maybe even a little bit angry, to see batman hesitate

[mythalism]

the more i brush up again on all of the lore on fen'harel the more convinced i am that there is far more to his entrapment in the prologue of dav than we know. it just does not make sense to spend 3 games building him up as a cunning, manipulative trickster, incapable of being trapped or outsmarted, always one step ahead of his enemies, capable of winning 4d mind chess, and then having him... get trapped. by some random. pushing... statues...... over..... theres just no way