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[c0derra4lyfe]

uhm the term yaoi is homophobic and the term fujoshi is also homophobic

by using those terms you're fetishizing gay relationships by acting like they are so especial, just leave gay couples alone,,

yeah it's not funny at all, it's inmature and REALLY weird..

Bookie... let me hold ur hand when I tell you this..

I'm just a gal having fun ;-; do NAWT take mai posts as a political statement... I'm just a cute girl girlblogging~ TwT

Also gay relationships are not special... they're lame and I hate them -_- JOKING.. IS THAT WHAT U WANT MEH TO SAY ;--; T-T

#DONTworry guys I'm a #ALLY. 💋 luv u gays, also I dabble in lesbianism from time tew time~ ;-; #heyladies.

Also if u think my blog is nawt funny and not interesting then leave -.-" .....nobody is forcing u tew be here boi ;-;

[spectatingspectacle]

"Look, Babes, I don't mind the things themselves,"

"but we're the boob windows necess-"

"YES."

(I gave him one of my more "slutty" shirts) (perks of being a shapeshifter, my clothes fit everyone not matter what size!)

@cconfusedkat for inspiring this

[maineventpapiuso]

Business is booming with Mone!!!

[lineralangohr]

Hiyo! You reblogged a post I made in October (about if Dark took on the name "Dark" etc.) and said (among other cool takes)

Where is the Santa thing from exactly, I'm curious??

Thanks :> feel free to answer this or dm me, I'm morbidly curious about any extra lore that I might have missed

That's great timing actually - now is the best time to rewatch some christmas classics! :D

The part where he talks about Dark is at 2:34, but he drops some nice ego lore before and after that too. :)

[ms--lobotomy]

Interpreting the made up sex positions to the best of my ability

Face Off: Sucking someone off under the table while they argue with someone on the internet.

The Rogal Dorn: A one-sided sex position where you deal with your feelings by locking yourself inside your room, putting on the pain glove, and hoping that the pain your hand is in will make your lust subside (it doesn’t).

The Crucifix: Literally just that one crucifix style bdsm board that you strap a person onto.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: No specified pose, no specified time, no specified place. it’s more used to describe the general vibes and emotions that are felt while having this kind of sex.

The Excel Spreadsheet: The sex act of laying your partner down on your work table and focusing on them all day.

Nurgle’s Last Wish: A more intense version of missionary where the person doing the penetrating is desperately holding onto their partner, crying the entire time because they can’t believe their partner loves them so much.

The Red Asscheek: Any position where someone’s red asscheeks can be seen, if you’re 4 metres tall and bright red this position might be perfect for you.

Pound Town: All of them.

The Desperate Grackle: Fluffing up your neck feathers and tipping your head back as pathetically as possible until your crush feels enough pity to fuck you.

Correct. All of them. I would like to make the amend that only one of Magnus's asscheeks are showing, be it covered with a sheet or somehow deflated.

[sosadraws]

OC Inspiration Meme!

First of all, thanks @lynxfrost13 for the tag, because finally I have a reason to talk about the origins my characters, SPECIALLY Sasha and Powder. Because I can't talk about their inspirations without bringing up the fact that they're wildly different from their first iterations.

(Warning: lots of yapping, potentially long, Also, I added songs and animals because personally they're a bigger inspirartion for me than existing characters).

When I said Powder was a loser, I man a legitimate, actual certified girlfailure (current Powder at the very least is competent at her job), who kept her cool composture until she mets in the mines with this particular unnamed mynah and cries in her arms. That's it.

...ok she's still like that, but now she has more nuance, I think.

Like, she keeps up an cool and overconfident facade, it's quick to make bad choices, and being aloof when things go wrong (like Morganite from hnk and the song "Nothing Man"), but it comes from a place of worthlessnes and wanting to be useful for the others (Powder from Arcane, which YEAH I stole her name, NO the bangs are a coincidence that I'm just noticing I swear-).

She's like a dog, but those "scary dogs" that area actually quite playful or Police dogs that fail their training (I visualize her as a doberman with cropped ears but an long tail, to be specific), and most of her character can be summarized with the songs "Fighter" and "Two Time".

Sasha came to be because one day I asked to myself: "What if a MNHR unit was a total party animal and loved drinking?" And then I came up with this silly, but also very messed up story for her (which is why DRHDR is listed as an inspiration).

A Mynah got decomissioned, survived, and it's found by this pair of gestalts that have a shady bussiness selling metals and other usable stuff from scrapped/stolen goods. They go "HELL YEAH FREE MANPOWER!!" and kinda adopt her. Eventually she starts trusting them, opens up and develops the personality of a loud but well meaning teeneager with dark humor, who also does a bit of organ harvesting (because, well, "scrapped goods" also includes other decomissiones replikas...)

Nowadays she's waaay more chill (like, literally none of the previous characterization applies anymore) and her arc is more about grieving your past self in face of new discoveries that shatter your previous beliefs, as well as figuring out your identity with being "reborn" into someone new (Inspired by Phosphophyllite from hnk as well as the song "Still Feel" by Half Alive).

Bottom left is a double feature, both for the lyrics of "The Unknowing" (in a way that she tries to move on with her life, but she feels haunted by memories from her gestalt donor and the implications of such); as well as the cover art. She's pretty much like a cat, but those that are shy and hide behind furniture until strangers leave, so it takes time to gain their trust, similarly to how she keeps most people at arm's length.

Anyways, I tag @clodcakes, @plasterhound, @fischlich, @shpakatsila and anyone else that wants to do it (as always, zero pressure tho)

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I hate copyright laws in relation to big companies soo much. It's a pathetic predatory market made to keep the means of poduction in the hands of few.

That's to say that the company responsable for Peppa Pig is processing an old lady (who didn't even had high education nor new about copyright law to begin with) because she sold in her handmade Peppa things in her small inline store (that she made to sustain herself after losing her job). They are suing her for 20 thousand reais wich means nothing monetarialy for them but will financially break this woman forever, she'll likely never be abble to pay this up. And like you can't seriusly convince me, that a brazilian old lady with her small store that only got kinda famous besides very very locally because of the lawsuit represented ANY actual loss to the company. They do this stuff because they can, because it helps to scare other small irrelevant local shops and so upheld the system, because fucks over the artisan class.

She already had to pay 5 thousand reais because of "hedonic damage" and while hopefully not the 20 thousand she was ruled guilty and a "threat to the company" (the justicy system is a joke).

[coffee-at-annies]

I think I figured out my feelings on what the pens have done in the last week. It’s safe. That’s all we are under Dubas and FSG. We’re safe. There’s no guts. There’s no sense of impending glory. We’ve had our cake (18 years of love and friendship) and we’ve eaten it (3 cups) and fans are impatiently yelling for more when we’ve got the best baker (of banana bread) in hockey and instead of mixing it up we’re following the recipe.

It’s not that there’s no hope. Through Sidney Crosby all things are possible so jot that down. It’s that we aren’t betting big. We aren’t swinging for the fences. We aren’t doing big moves or signing big players. We did that last off season and it worked out very good with Eller, pretty good with EK, and badly with Graves. We aren’t risking anything with the contracts we’re signing or the trades we’re making. Everyone is getting one to two years at cheap because we aren’t promising anything bigger or longer. We’re signing a bunch of boys for short terms who are looking to have bounce back years hoping at best we’ll find another Ned. Then if we like them we re-sign them and if we don’t they’re gone this time next year. That’s why we didn’t give PO an offer. They’re so scared of arbitration giving him more money or longer term than they offered him that they’d rather let him walk.

It’s hard to feel like this team has a future when it feels torn between this season and when Crosby retires in ???? years (but realistically 2-5). We’re banking draft picks and prospects for that nebulous future but it’s very clear that Dubas doesn’t expect anyone on this current team to still be here at that time (or at least none of the people we’re acquiring - Graves has 5 years, Jars Tanger Rak and Rust have 4 and I think everyone but Tanger is going to get traded when they hit 2 or 1 UFA). If this team is going to change year over year what is there to excite us about? The kids we call up and don’t play? Prospects that are realistically 1-3 years away from Wilkes and 2-5 years away from the NHL? The end of Sid (and Geno and Tanger but mostly Sid’s) career(s)? Idk.

We’re not betting. I know we can’t empty out the cupboards because the cupboards are bare but even in restocking we’re playing it safe. There’s nothing exciting. There’s nothing to distract from the real impending sense we’re at the end of an era and they haven’t invested time in creating a bridge to the next one. There’s no one interesting in the minors that they want us to care about. There’s no one on the team that they want us to get excited about since we’ve not heard from anyone on the team via official accounts since the end of the season. Maybe prospects dev camp next week will give us actual content but there’s nothing coming out of the penguins right now.

Maybe I’ve been fooled by the stability of 8 years of watching Sidney Crosby play. Maybe every team goes through a complete identity change up every 5 years or so and I’ve just been ignoring it as everyone around Sid and Geno left until it was just those two and Tanger still kicking. Idk. We could lose a hundred games like the 2022 pirates did and I’d still be a fan. Management isn’t betting on the team. Why should I?

[i-bring-crack]

Qin Xian being so bloody obsessive to the point he can literally go through worlds just to be with the person he loves only to turn around and be the most Asexual goofiest mf is the funniest thing they could have done.

It doubles in comedy when you see how sadistic Wang Yi is on the other hand.

[sachermorte]

if you keep tagging posts with random old man politicians I'm going to throw every one of your boxer shorts in the RIVER, ROLAND

you seem like you're in a lot of distress over the ever-shifting political landscape, anon. it's rough out there for everyone. do you maybe want to talk about it over dinner xoxo

[giacomo-imperiolini]

Smile, my favourite

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

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D𖣠WN WITH THE DRESS CODE,IN WITH CHA𖣠S!

[villafordefeatedvillains]

good morning internet i have drank a cotton candy bang energy and now i am seeing capcom's true original plan for resident evil village and that plan is just "yeah make a weird lumpy fish man who turns into an even bigger and lumpier fish man. now make him FUCK." i know that the one nine inch nails song about fucking like an animal came out before resident evil village however they travelled forward in time and saw re village and went "i need to write a song about moreau from resident evil village." just like the original doctor moreau (known for his island), everybody want him. tumblr slept on him in favor of heisenberg and lady dimitrescu and even donna whateverthefuckherlastnameis. but the REAL residetn evil sexyman is SALVOATR MOREAU. he gets SO MUCH BITCHES it is UNRRAL. yes i have been awake since 230 morning my time. and yes i did just chug a bang energy. and yes i may be losing my mind but the truth COME OUT. SALVATORE MOREAU *DOES* IS GET BITCHES. not me. i dont want him carnally or in any other way he is my least favorite character not just in resident evil village but in the series asa whole. he's so narsty and slimy. however i think in universe he gets so much bitches. and i think that should extend to out of universe. everyone wanted to fuck the duke when resident evil village came out. or maybe there was like one very vocal person that i s

post cancelled the person who wanted to fuck the duke also had the hots for moreau iirc. ok cool post cancelled i can rest in peace knowing SOMEONE sees my vision of moreau getting mad bitches. i dont even know if tehy still have a tumblr but i remember seeing selfship moreau art on my dash and i didnt know who he was but fuck yeah you go you fucking funky litele fish fucker. i guess.

[hellyeahheroes]

You Can't Trust Gaming Youtubers and "Journalists" - and that needs to change by The Kavernacle

[azurevi]

found out my irl bestie knows about this acc imma jump off a cliff now

[28mindgames]

i been a massive fan of taylor swift music since i was like 13 or 14 and she never came to argentina, this new tour bring the hope that she will finally play in south america but i been following the news about the negotiations and it feels so out of touch with reality that i think i prefer that she doesn't come here because it's insane how expensive it would be. i know she's the biggest act in pop. i know the demand is super high but i don't think a ticket should cost more than a minimum wage in the middle of a fucking recession and economic crisis.