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Pläne in letzter Minute abzusagen ist eine der wenigen wahren Freuden im Leben, aber auch eine Sünde, die mit Mord und Verrat vergleichbar ist und mit dem Tod bestraft wird. Ein echtes Dilemma.

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I Made Your Reality

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they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

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Just say you're into bestiality, you freak. It's not that difficult. The fake performative outrage is just stupid. You're no different than the pedos who shriek that they should be allowed to show kindergarteners porn and demonstrate BDSM on them because otherwise it's censorship and you're worse than ten Hitlers.

what? does anyone know what this ask is about? hang on i was gonna delete it but this is so ridiculous i have to post it actually. where did the bestiality accusation even come from this is awesome. TEN hitlers? whoa

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don't say "2010's music" and then play something from 2017-2019. that's not 2010's music to me. they're sonically so different from 2010-2016 to me

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The World and The Empress

Today you plan to enjoy all the most delightful indulgences the world has to offer.

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reincarnation au where some people keep falling into old habits is so funny because let them kiss each other's hands or mouth. Everyone still stops talking when the king walks into the room. Some knights are very excited about color-theming with their old heralds and there are way more shades of color now so they can make their outfits more or less ugly depending on preference. Old lovers who meet after 1500 years of separation and the knight drops to his knees in the middle of home depot

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Some of the first fujoshis were probably at like old timey 1800s boxing matches like this

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drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me

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Acquaintance cards, a variety of calling cards, 1870s-80s. USA. Via dangerousminds. More to see: Mays / flickr. They were used “by the less formal male in approaches to the less formal female.”

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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?