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stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak
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I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.
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im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes
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painting this on the ceiling above my bed so it's the first thing i see upon waking in the morning and the last thing i see before falling asleep at night
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sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium
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every opera production would be made funnier/possibly better if you had one of the characters give a powerpoint presentation
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Mary Shelley, from Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus
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look man, i dont know how to say this but like. i would love to use you as a stepping-stone to my own perfect vision of the future. do you like me back
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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes
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