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I need a haircut
tried so hard not to wear a tie today. already wearing my little gray suit and a button up and a sweater. I could have just left it. the collar could have stayed open. it would have been fine. and then I took a last glimpse of myself in the mirror and was all like mmmmmm 😰
why is it that I want nothing more than to dress like I'm a corrupt politician
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went to see a friend who I'm helping with her master's thesis and 🥺🥺🥺
#I wasn't expecting this at all#I always forget that people like me#why do I always forget that people like me#it's so good as well#shitpost nach sacher art
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christians love putting weird shit in my card aisles
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*gnaws on your ankle*
BEATS YOU WITH A STICK
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Don't be angry because this isn't over: be distraught because this can't be happening.
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well have you considered that everything is romantic
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“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic
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objectified but in a left on a shelf to gather dust kinda way
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You show your hands and face? 🤨🤨🤨🤨
Begone, wench!
all the better to bewitch with my sweet and charming expressions, of course. also I think wearing a mask would fog up my glasses
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Do you have any tips for learning to accept nice things?
no but mrs le guin has you covered
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Wearing a tie: professional, proper, this is a man who has control over his life
Leaving the top button open: SLUT, WHORE, SEDUCER OF THE PEOPLE
NO COLLARBONES. NO ANKLES. COVERED FROM CHIN TO TOE. you get to see my hands and face and THAT'S IT.
BLOCKED
#the sex police must be in uniform at all times#no LASCIVIOUS ATTIRE permitted#also maybe should have worn my gray boots but they've really seen better days#askertorte
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"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm
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Selfie (2014) - Talking to yogurt
(John Cho)
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tried so hard not to wear a tie today. already wearing my little gray suit and a button up and a sweater. I could have just left it. the collar could have stayed open. it would have been fine. and then I took a last glimpse of myself in the mirror and was all like mmmmmm 😰
why is it that I want nothing more than to dress like I'm a corrupt politician
#it's really becoming a horrible problem#but why overthink when I can overdress#the only thing ensuring I beat the weird young conservative allegations is my abundance of jewelry and my foppish demeanor#does the panopticon think my outfit's cute
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*Takes several parts out of a suitcase from an optimal sniper position and when I’m done assembling them, I’ve made a maid outfit*
#discussing bellwethers for shift of political opinion#only it's based on how much the internet is posting about maid dresses at any given time
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