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𝔓𝔦𝔫𝔨 𝔠𝔞𝔰𝔨𝔢𝔱𝔰🩷

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i dont give a FUCK any more man this has gone TOO far i'm deleting ALL the exclamation points from my work emails. that's right. i hope you have a good weekend. and no more than that

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(gets 0 notes on a post i made five seconds ago) sigh.... i see how it's.... (walks into the dark scary forest)

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Microdosing on court intrigue by being really cagey about what I do in my spare time for no good reason

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Ok fine I get it but could they at least try making cigarettes that are like neutral for you

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saw a woman comforting her sobbing child saying “i already told you, you have to keep looking forward, looking back just gets you hurt” and i thought she was sharing a beautiful life lesson about the importance of letting go of regret and resentment. but it turns out the kid just wasn’t looking where he was going and ran into a wall

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Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

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I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.

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fucking brutal section headings from the herman melville wikipedia page

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how have i never heard this recording from the apollo missions

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the noble and upright öpol shipper vs the nefarious dpol shipper

Die WAS WAREN SCHON FUN????

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