#bi hermione granger

[kachowblueninja]

The sillies!!!!

[hp-fanfic-archive]

Distractions by morningsound15 Pairing: Hermione/Ginny Rating: T Word Count: 86k Ginny sighed and slumped back in her seat. “You’re letting him win. He’s winning the breakup!” “Everything you’re saying is ridiculous! You can’t win a breakup.” “Obviously you can, and Ron is doing it!” “You’re being childish. Not everything is about winning and losing.”

Ron and Hermione have recently broken up, and Ginny — concerned for her best friend — has decided that the only thing for Hermione to do now is to date someone new to make Ron jealous. And who better than Hermione’s best friend (and coincidentally Ron’s younger sister) to drive him absolutely mental? Fake Dating AU

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

The Yule Ball at Hogwarts was crazy tbh. I feel so bad for the Patil twins… because imagine. One of them managed to snatch Ron, who sat the whole night watching Hermione dance and being jealous of Viktor Krum who was dancing with her, but on the other hand he did look really hot in that outfit… so who was he really the most jealous of?

And one of the twins managed to snatch Harry, who sat the whole night watching Cho dance with Cedric Diggory, and Cho sure was pretty but when wasn’t she? Cedric, on the other hand, looked dazzling for the evening, so very handsome, he looked so fit in those robes… but did Harry understand what it was he was thinking and what it meant? Nah.

Did Ron? Nah.

Poor Padma and Parvati, stuck with the chaotic gays for the whole night :/

[simon-snowing]

on god gay people are fucking crazy, dumbledore and grindelwald knew each other for TWO (2) MONTHS, only two months and already they came up with a plan for the new order etc, made that blood pact and what not,,, likeee thats not even a situationship, its barely a crush and youre doing that huh 😃😃 HUHH

[reine-de-la-lune]

Harry: You know, Charlie is not that ugly either

Ron: it's my brother!!

Hermiones: and?

[g3othermal3scapism]

i miss these dorks

[iifishizzleii]

“ron weasley is a himbo for the straights, harry potter is a himbo for the queers.” i say into the microphone.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off the stage in shame when a voice speaks and command silence from the room.

“he’s right,” they say. i look up for the owner of the voice. hermione granger herself stands in the third row.

[breakfast-with-a-side-of-angst]

Okay, so I love a good Harry/Hermione/Ron poly Fic — mostly because of the feels. But imagine, after the war, everyone speculates about Harry’s love life. The trio eventually decides to ignore the questions about their love-life. The people who matter already know.

Despite the radio silence, the wizarding world continues to speculate. The most obnoxious opinions are written by Rita Skeeter. Hermione offers to remind (blackmail) Skeeter about their knowledge of her animagus status, but Harry tells her to let it be.

It becomes a hobby for them — keeping up with each other’s so-called love life’s. Harry laughs so hard that he chokes on his cereal when an article about Ron and Neville’s love affair is released. Ron is less amused, but when he sees Harry’s smile for the first time in months, he shrugs it off. The pictures of fourteen year old Harry and Hermione recirculate. Rumors about Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter fly.

Taking Harry’s cue, everyone thinks it’s hilarious. It becomes a bit of a family game. Fred places a candid photo of Harry laughing on the desk that sits behind the counter at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes. Fleur embraces him a little too warmly in the lobby of Gringotts.

(Harry is offended by the slurs they use to describe Fleur after that incident, but Fleur simply smiles, and says that people have called her name her whole life. “Veela have thick skin,” she winks at him.)

Three Christmas’s after the war, Ginny Weasley releases an article titled, “Bi-Wizard Champion” which speculates that Harry was involved with (or at the very least, crushing on) all three of his competitors the year of the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Ginny gives him an advanced copy for Christmas.

Harry guffaws before planting a kiss on Ginny Weasley’s cheek. Unfortunately, a picture of the event appears in the Daily Prophet the next day.

Ginny is annoyed until she see’s the way Harry’s eyes light up at the wizarding world’s confusion, and when reporters ask her about it, she tells them that any hypothetical relationship she might have doesn’t affect the theory’s presented in her article. The public goes wild.

Next Christmas, she makes an appearance in Diagon Alley with a sapphire ring on her left hand, and when she sees Harry, he gives her a hug.

The Christmas after that Neville prances into the ministry of magic with a wedding band. A month later, he announces his engagement to Hannah Abbot, but during that month, Skeeter runs article after article about The Boy’s Who Lived engagement.

By the time photo of Ron with his arms around Hermione’s waist and his lips on Harry begins to circulate, no one has the inclination to know or care who Harry Potter is dating.

[agent-tempest]

Harry has the most chaotic Bi-energy in the hbp. He's mind literally has only two things going on, Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy.

It's not even in different contexts, one second he is thinking about Ginny and another Draco.

For example this scene. Hermione is telling Harry about how she heard Romilda and other girls were talking about giving him Love portion so he that takes them to Slughorn's party. And she advices him to ask someone soon so the other girls will stop the nonsense. Our boy Harry is deep in thoughts how he wished he could take Ginny as a date. And the next thing in his mind is 'If Romilda could get the love portion into Hogwarts, Draco can get the necklace in too'.

And I'm like, my dude decide who you gonna choose.

[narcissus-in-vain]

consider, for pride month: a bi ron weasely

fuck jkr i say make everyone queer

(i mean, its not as though harry would notice it.)

it might barely be noticed by ron himself, as more of a tingling in the back of his mind in his first two years of hogwarts, something he doesn't need to think about, and he has far more important things to do, anyway.

ron in his third year, wondering vaguely why he and Hermione bicker so much, yet she still fixes her hair when she sees him, and he feels this swooping in his stomach whenever she calls him (with a faint twinge of fondness) ronald.

ron in his third year, alone in their dorm with seamus finnigan, and the subject turns to kissing, and someway somehow seamus finnigan is his first kiss. its not good by any stretch of the imagination, and both agree to never discuss it again. still, for months after it happens, ron can't help but look at his lips when he speaks.

ron in the summer, obsessed with krum, and when his family tease him for being such a big fan, he can't help but feel that they're right.

ron in a fight with harry, somehow both hating his best friend and shitting bricks for him and merlin he's glad hermione's still stuck by him. ron seeing all of krum's fangirls and knowing if things had been slightly different, he would've been one of them in a heartbeat.

ron looking at krum and hermione dance at the yule ball, and wondering why both of them are somehow the brightest in the room.

ron in the summer of his fourth year, and shit things are looking bad for the war, what with you-know-who being back and all, but he can't help but feel happy that he and hermione get a little alone time - and something definitely shifts.

ron being obsessed with kingsley's earring. and face.

ron being jealous of hermione still writing to krum, and yet wondering wether he could write to him too, call him victor just as she does.

ron in his sixth year, having not kissed anyone since seamus, and he's grown up now! he gives it a go with lavender, despite her never wanting to actually talk with him, always glancing over at parvati, as if she would care.

(ron feeling lonely for the first time in his hogwarts career)

and when he and lavender finally break up, he finds he's much happier with his friends, anyway.

besides, he's pretty sure he's found who he wants.

that doesn't stop him from ogling various seventh years, and being angry for all the wrong reasons that ginny's dating dean thomas.

(despite his complaining, he's more relieved than angry at ginny and harry's relationship. he would hate it if he and ginny had the same type in men.)

seventh year ron, and he's a man now, and he's deep in the war effort, and he's scared and he's tired, but he's not running again. he knows he's gone for hermione, he knows hermione will probably never forgive him, but that won't stop him from at least trying.

bi ron weasely, and yes he's in a straight passing relationship, but that doesn't stop him from watching trashy muggle tv shows with hermione and playing smash or pass with the hot guys.

bi ron weasely, and he makes sure his kids know its normal to feel like this.

bi ron weasley. cmon.

[hp-fanfic-archive]

Of mammals, birds and reptiles by Jessa_yeah Pairing: Hermione/Ginny, Minerva Mcgonagall/Pomona Sprout/Rolanda Hooch Rating: G Word Count: 2k Podfic available here Read by: Thunder_of_Dragons Length: 10-30 minutes Post-war Hogwarts. A small note appears on the announcement board in the hall, offering extracurricular courses. Ginny and Hermione sign up. Something new builds from there - something good. A story about healing, growth, hope, love and comfort.

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[criffininflight]

I do get it honestly. As a a young trans boy, I could imagine myself in another world where I did belong. But the sad truth that I've take to heart is that the creator would rather see me suffer the rest of my life than bring me happiness. For something that doesnt even affect her.

You dont have to drop your love of the series entirely to support trans people. I can't love it the same anymore, but I'm not you. I don't know how the series helped you and I wont shame you for continuing to enjoy it. All you really need to do to support your trans community is to not purchase anything Harry Potter related in a way where JKR will get a check from it to continue removing the rights of the trans community.

So rather than buying from the officical website or certified store merch, check your local thrift stores! Many people largely got rid of theirs and I know I find at leadt one t shirt for HP everytime I go. Instead of purchasing house themed merch, make your own like by knitting a scarf

The truth is HP will always be a thing. It's out there, it got a lot of attention and a lot of fans! In no sense will we be able to wipe it out completely. In truth, just be kind to your trans siblings if they express discomfort in the series and do not support JKR!

"controversial" take but I absolutely get angry and uncomfortable every time I see something HP related. it's not the series itself it's just the fact it's literally inseparable from jkr who herself is a massive fucking transphobe/transmisognist and made herself the head of that movement. I get wanting to "reclaim it" but is it worth hurting our trans sisters over a generic wizard series.

[stanathanxoox]

Stop Embarrassing My Girlfriend!

gif is not mine

prompt by @me-writes-prompts

The little kisses they share throughout their day, and getting absolutely flustered over it because it’s all so new - Hermione Granger x reader

Everything was still so new, for the both of you. So it was no surprise that every time you shared kisses, held hands or even shared cuddles that a deep red blush would coat both of your cheeks. You had only come out as Lesbian to your friends about two months ago, and Hermione as Bi four months before that. So when she had asked you out on a date three weeks ago you had accepted it, having had a crush on the bushy haired brunette for a lot longer than you would care to admit. Your friends were supportive of you and only teased you a little bit about your new relationship but you were grateful that you had the smartest witch of your age as your girlfriend. The two of you were sitting on the couch in the common room, your friends all sitting around you as you studied when Hermione leaned over and places a kiss on your cheek out of the blue and you feel how your cheeks heat up

“It’s kinda cute how they still get so flustered when the other shows affection towards them” Ginny gushes as she leans into Harry’s side and you turn to hide your face in Hermione’s shoulder as Hermione scolds your friends

“Quit it, stop embarrassing my girlfriend”. Hearing her say that has your cheeks heating up all over again and you sigh as your friends chuckle.

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[darkst4lker]

(𖤐) REQUESTS / open

— I WRITE: romance, smut, fluff, angst, things that involve death, murder or blood and violence, supernatural creatures (fairies, vampires, etc) and you can suggest things that aren't on this list.

— I DON'T WRITE: anything that transgress basic criteria to a legal extent (rape/pedophilia/zoophilia) nor anything eschatologic don't waste your time leaving those requests because i will delete them. i also don't write anything that involves dom!reader regarding smut.

— list of characters and series (you can suggest more):

⌗ LOTR/THE HOBBIT: thranduil, legolas, bilbo, arwen, galadriel, aragorn, boromir.

⌗ HARRY POTTER: harry potter, hermione granger, draco malfoy, sirius black, remus lupin, james potter, lily evans, luna lovegood, regulus black, bellatrix lestrange, narcissa malfoy, lucius malfoy, severus snape, poly!marauders x reader, poly!marauders + lily x reader, drarry x reader, wolfstar x reader, slytherin!harry.

⌗ FOUNDATION: cleon, literally any cleon.

⌗ BALDURS GATE 3: astarion ancunin.

⌗ IWTV: lestat de lioncourt (2022 & 1994), louis de point du lac (1994, bc this version is bi), daniel molloy (2022).

⌗ THE WALKING DEAD: rick grimes, daryl dixon, lowkey shane walsh (and probably negan when i get to s6-s7), maggie rhee, michonne.

⌗ STAR WARS: anakin skywalker, padme amidala, leia organa, luke skywalker, han solo.

⌗ MARVEL: loki laufeyson, tony stark, natasha romanoff, wanda maximoff, dr strange, deadpool, charles xavier, pietro maximoff, valkyrie (brunnhilde), peter parker (andrew garfield).

⌗ DEATH NOTE: light yagami, l lawliet, misa amane.

[xnarlie-starlightx]

Oh, Harry… if only you knew how to manage your dialogue better with Gryffindors besides at the Gryffindor Common Room and bi panicking all over Cedric. This isn’t going precisely well asides Bill Weasley himself, was/is your first boy crush way before and after Cedric came along in the picture.

Get a grip and stop going back and forth of your sexuality already, The Bi Who Lived! 🙄✨😅🌈🏳️‍🌈

Harry: I am 100% straight. Hermione: Cedric Diggory in his quidditch robes, in his Yule Ball robes, Cedric Diggory towering over you, his eyes twinkling- Harry: I am 50% straight. Hermione: … Everyone: … Hermione: Right. Cho Chang. Harry: … is a girl. So, er, 100% straight. Ron: Even I know that’s not how math works. Harry: Alright fine! So, 50% straight then. Ron: And 50% gay. Dean: Harry mate, that’s called being bi you dickwad. Harry: SO THAT’S WHAT THAT IS! Everyone: … Harry: Wait, you’re telling me not everyone finds both attractive? Is that not straight at all?! Everyone: …

[holdupjack]

Lunch

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Pairing: Hermione Granger x Fem!Reader

AU: Minister Hermione

WARNING: SMUT 18+/MINORS DNI

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Y/n’s P.O.V

I yawn as the elevator ascends me to my wife's office.

She had once again, forgotten her lunch.

I don't blame her, she does have a stressful job so I'm not surprised she forgot to bring her food. Who knows if she even eats during the day?

When I stepped out of the elevator I was immediately greeted by her assistant, who gave me a soft smile.

"Hello Mrs.Granger, can I help you?" She asks as I smile back.

"Is she free?" I ask as I hold up the bag, and the girl nods.

"She told me that you are the only one who's free to come into her office when she is busy" She laughs and I chuckle back.

"I promise I won't be long, by the way, it's 12:30" I remind her and the girl looks at the clock.

"Lunch breaks are the best time of the day" she giggles as she grabs her purse.

"Have a good lunch" I wave as I watch her walk to the elevator.

"You too!" She says as the elevator doors close.

I smile as I open the door to my lovely wife's office.

"Mione?" I ask as I just see stacks of papers blocking the girl and her head pops up.

"My love? What are you doing here?" She asks with a smile.

I hold up the bag and her smile drops with a groan.

"I'm so sorry, I knew I forgot something" Hermione sighs as I walk over and hand it to her.

"It's alright, I just came home from an awful morning of removing a hex from a broom when I saw it in the fridge" I sigh and she furrows her brows.

"What hex?" She asks as she takes my hand into hers, kissing it gently.

"Hurling Hex" I sigh again and she covers her mouth.

"So I'm guessing the story has already made its way to you?" I laugh and she grabs my face, forcing me to lean down to her level so she can look it over.

"I didn't know it was you! I would have come down to the hospital wing to sit with you!" She huffs as she examines my face for any cuts.

"Hermione, I'm fine" I laugh out and she pinches my cheek harshly.

"Ow! Hermione!" I hiss as I try to pull away, only for her to hold my neck. I fall to my knees and she lets go, I immediately rub my now throbbing cheek.

"I didn't know the broom was going to slam me into the wall!" I argue and she crosses her arms, giving me her famous Hermione glare.

She's only given it to me one other time before, and that was when the war was over. I broke my arm and didn't tell anyone till Madam Promfrey noticed, she immediately ratted me out to Hermione who gave me a lecture for half an hour

"Please forgive me" I whisper as I rest my chin on her thigh.

Suddenly her eyes darken, something I only see when it's the two of us at home.

Something is running through her mind...

Something sinful.

"Do you promise to be more careful?" She asks- demands and I nod, keeping eye contact.

"Then for making me even more stressed now, you need to apologize," she says as she runs her hand through my hair, her nails gently scratching my scalp.

"I'm-" she cuts me off by harshly grabbing my hair.

"Not that way my love, get under the desk" she whispers as she loosens her grip.

I do as she says and silently thank god that she doesn't get visitors often.

I rest her legs on my shoulders and have her scoot down towards me.

I slowly move her skirt up and her underwear to the side.

She was already starting to drip as I moved closer to her.

I hear Hermione take a ragged breath as I slowly lick from the bottom of her folds to the top.

I looked up to see her head back and eyes closed, it looked like she was sleeping.

I slowly start to suck on her clit. She wraps her legs around my head and I am pushed deeper into her.

The sounds of me hungrily sucking and licking her like a popsicle, are taking over the room.

"Just like that, good girl" Hermione moaned, and I could feel my skin start to heat up like it was on fire.

As I continue to suck her clit relentlessly, I decide it's time to fully de-stress the beautiful minister.

I slowly pump two fingers into her slick folds and she stifles a moan by biting her lips.

Her entrance was pulsating as it clenched around my fingers. I pull my finger out to the tips then slam them back in, she arches back with a sharp hiss.

I curled my finger every two pumps, just to watch the most powerful witch trembling above me.

Suddenly her body posture changes and she harshly grabs my hair again, stopping all my movements.

"Mrs.Granger? May I come in?" The tiny voice of her assistant said through the door and Hermione glared down at me, basically warning me if I tried anything she would punish me horribly.

"Of course" she calls and I slowly push my deeper into her. She clenches her legs around my head.

"Here's the papers you asked for" I hear her assistant say and Hermione takes it gratefully with her free hand.

Her grip tightens again as I curl my fingers, hitting the spot that makes her see stars.

"Minister? Are you alright? You look like you have a fever" says the girl and I hold in a chuckle.

"I'm alright, your mother is in town today correct?" Hermione asks and I raise a brow, continuing to pleasure the poor woman with slow and gentle thrusts of my fingers. I spread her open to see how turned on she is to be pleasured in front of someone, and she shudders slightly.

"Yes Ma'am, she's only here today before she leaves to go see my father in France" the girl sighs and Hermione nods.

"H-How about you take the rest of the day off?" Hermione asks and the girl gasps.

"Minister that would be wonderful! Thank you so much!" The girl laughs and Hermione gives a smile. I hear her door close and Hermione's smile drops as she looks down at me, her eyes so dark that I almost think they are black.

"My kitten, what were you thinking?" She snarls as her hand yanks my head to the side, I whimper as she waits for my answer, and I pause my actions.

"I-I just wanted to make you feel good" I whisper and her eyes soften slightly...only slightly.

"Don't. Do. That. Again." She whispers back, venom laced in her voice.

"I'm sorry" I whimper again and she lets go of my hair, she scoots down more to me and smiles deviously.

"Finish what you started" she demands and I nod, I start my attack on her again and she throws her head back with a quiet moan.

I could feel her walls tightening around me and  I smiled.

She's close.

Hermione runs her fingers through my hair as she whispers about how good I make her feel.

Her breath increases and her legs start to shake violently.

I remove my fingers and as Hermione is about to ask me why I plunge my tongue into her, she gasps.

"Y/n!" she whispers as she whines out her moans.

Suddenly her body shakes with ecstasy as her cum gushes into my mouth, I happily accept it.

As I clean her up slowly, she tries to push my head away.

"Sensitive," she says and I shrug, continuing to clean up my mess.

After I finish, I get out from under her desk and Hermione pulls me into her lap.

"Thank you for the stress reliever" she mumbles as our lips meet.

"Anything for the Minister"