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an ever-fixed mark by ninepiecesofcrait

ETL Echo Presents "an ever-fixed mark" by ninepiecesofcrait, narrated by karma_cookie and with art by Lynny-art. Chapter 1 is available now and upcoming chapters will be release bi-weekly for the next 14 weeks! Go listen and subscribe to be notified when a new chapter drops.

an ever-fixed mark by @ninepiecesofcrait Rating: E Pairing: Hermione x Draco Tags: Unspeakable Hermione Granger, Widower Draco Malfoy, Blood Magic, Hurt/Comfort, Forced Proximity Summary:

It was a comedy of errors how Hermione Granger ended up engaged to Draco Malfoy, really. A series of unfortunate events. // Malfoy looked at his bloodied hand and the ring on the cobblestone floor, and sighed. “Well, Granger.” Grey eyes finally raised to look at her. “Now look what you’ve done.” // [while working to break a curse in malfoy’s cellar, hermione accidentally touches an enchanted betrothal heirloom from the noble house of black. things rapidly fall apart from there.]

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[dramioneasks]

Christmas Fics (2024) (Part 1):

Last Christmas by cleotheo - T, 8 chapters - When Ron, Lavender and Ginny get a chance to spend Christmas at the launch event of a fancy new hotel, there are festive surprises and shock reunions in store for the trio. Reunion style Christmas story.

All the Way by augustaoctavia - E, 12 chapters - Two Parents. One Toy. No Prisoners. When Draco Malfoy makes a promise to his son to buy him the holiday season's hottest toy, he didn't anticipate that every store in Wizarding Britain would be sold out. Worse still, the last thing he would have expected was becoming a reluctant ally to Hermione Granger in their mutual quest to do what ever it takes to give their sons a Merry Christmas.

Dramione Christmas Advent Calendar 2024 by Hyemi_28 - E - Hi everyone! ⭐ It’s December, and I’m thrilled to share my little Dramione Christmas Advent Calendar with you! 🎄 Every day until 24th December, we’ll open one door on the calendar, and behind each one, you’ll find a delightful Dramione drabble filled with festive magic, romance, and Christmas cheer. Whether it’s a cosy moment by the fire, a snowy adventure, or a romantic celebration, there’s a little something special waiting for you each day. 🎄Let’s celebrate this advent season together and count down to Christmas with our favourite pairing! 🎁 Wishing you a joyful Advent and a very Merry Christmas! Hyemi

The Binding Charm by yourstruly_quin - E, 6 chapters - Ginny grinned, eyes lighting up. “We made some plans tonight.” Hermione’s skepticism was evident on her face. “Plans?” “We won’t hear any excuses, Granger. Theo Nott opened a pub a few weeks ago. Very exclusive. He reserved a private area, just for us.” Pansy leaned in, a conspiratorial look on her face. “And we may have invited a few old friends. One of whom might be interested in… helping you move on.” Hermione narrowed her eyes. “Helping me move on?” Ginny placed a reassuring hand on her arm. “Just humor us for one night. If you hate it, you can leave.” Hermione pretended to consider for a few moments. In all honesty, she was ready to have a night of fun, to stop moping around feeling sorry for herself while Ron was out traipsing the world with his mistress. She could have just as much fun as him. “Fine,” she conceded. “But he better not be a Weasley—no offense Gin. Or a quidditch player.” Pansy and Ginny exchanged another look. “Maybe just… recreationally a quidditch player,” Ginny mumbled. Or a cutesy holiday special where Draco and Hermione agree to help each other move on.

Nott A Typical Slytherin Holiday by QuinnSnow37 - M, WIP - It's the holiday break and Hermione is dreading spending her eighth- and final Christmas at Hogwarts- alone, until Theodore Nott invites her on a ski trip to France with the Slytherins. This is a cozy fluffy smutty story about second chances and the magic of Christmas.

Charm Offensive by karma_cookie - G, one-shot - Draco Malfoy is having a bad week. His magic seems to be going out of its way to embarrass him in front of his boss, who he is still trying to impress, and who he's got more than just a little crush on.

gifts to be given by coldbrewcalico, virgo_puff - E, 6 chapters - Hermione convinces the gang to play Secret Santa for their first Christmas together after graduating from eighth year at Hogwarts. Everything does not go according to plan.

Cold Moon by maraudersaffair - E, WIP - It’s Christmastime, and Malfoy wants to court Hermione. In fact, he seems rather insistent about it, even though they are virtually strangers. What Hermione doesn’t know is that Malfoy is a werewolf in need of a mate. And the wolf chose her.

Dreomione christmas advent calendar or how Hermione survived living with two Slytherins by Nottromi - E, WIP - Hermione’s life was peaceful—until she started dating Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Now, chaos is her constant companion, with her friends inevitably dragged into the madness. Or how her boys are using their animagus skills to annoy her endlessly. [Draco x Hermione x Theo]

Under the Mistletoe by angeadhglas - E, WIP - At a Hogwarts Faculty Solstice Party, Draco and Hermione accidentally find themselves trapped under enchanted mistletoe. The spell only breaks when they kiss, but it leaves both of them wanting more than just one kiss.

Smaller Acts by Molivier - M, one-shot - “You know,” she says, her voice a little too tender, a little too honest, “I’ll allow you to be rude to me. Just once. Tell me how you really feel.” He hesitates, his gaze dropping to her lips and then back to her eyes. “I don’t think you’d like it.” “Try me.”

thread of silk by euphrasie_pont - E, one-shot - “You’re just…dating her,” Narcissa said slowly, her face contorting around the word as if she had never spoken it in her life. “That is…fine.” “But marriage isn’t, right?” Draco retorted. Her eyebrows shot up in surprise. She seemed to catalog him with new eyes, as if she had never noticed all the tiny ways in which he had become a man. “Draco…is it really like that?” she asked quietly. Draco shrugged and glanced back to the tapestry, eyes unseeing as he recalled a memory of wayward curls blowing across Hermione’s face, her lips curving into an unrestrained laugh. “I love her,” he whispered plainly, feeling like he was revealing his most treasured secret. ~ Draco lives two discrete lives: the one in which he’s in love with Hermione Granger, and the one in which he’s his mother’s perfect son. He keeps them separate because he’s bone-shakingly afraid that if they ever meet, he’ll lose one or both of them. They end up meeting anyway.

Happy Christmas, Granger by allofthelights11  - E, one-shot - She nestles her head back in the pillows and resigns herself to being patient. She ought to have known this would be part of it – not the blindfold, which is a new element, but Draco making her wait. Wait for the surprise he told her about over a week ago, and wait for him to gradually work his way through it step by step. Her anticipation about what else he might make her wait for swells. She wouldn’t have initiated this herself, which Draco knows. He also knows exactly how to please her, if she just relaxes enough to let him show her. Draco prefers to show, not tell. He pulls her bra cup beneath one breast so he can tease the nipple with his finger, and surely he can see her heart beating, the skin of her chest rising and falling. Draco traces his fingers down her stomach, playing with the hemline of her knickers, which he’s left on her – for now. She’s thrumming with want, now, and she wrestles with a desire to spread her legs for him or let him manoeuvre her however he likes. Hermione breathes in deeply. Her breast meets his mouth and she’s never been good at being this patient.

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Charm Offensive by karma_cookie - a Podfic

Charm Offensive by karma_cookie - a Podfic https://ift.tt/OmIo27n by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, TheBeepBoopBop Draco Malfoy is having a bad week. His magic seems to be going out of its way to embarrass him in front of his boss, who he is still trying to impress, and who he's got more than just a little crush on. Podfic of Charm Offensive by karma_cookie. Words: 24, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 7 of Holiday Fest Collection 2024 Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Theo Nott, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Co-workers, Accidental Magic (Harry Potter), Pranks, Christmas, Fluff, Attempt at Humor, Podfic, Podfic Length: 30-45 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: M4B, Audio Format: Streaming, Audio Format: Download via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/2ctTJWg December 22, 2024 at 01:31AM

[canttouchthis87]

Hello! I hope you’re well. I was wondering if you would be open to having your fics audio recorded as podfics?

In particular I’d love to record The Captain and the Rebel.

Do let me know what you think.

Thanks so much

Karma_cookie

Thank you for reaching out! I’m open to my fics being recorded as pod fics (very honored to even be asked). If you do end up recording Captain, I’d love a link to check it out.

Thank you!

Tracey/canttouchthis

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too little, too late by treacherous_talks - a Podfic - ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, karma_cookie - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]

https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Fandom_Is_Political_Collection_2025/works/62056213

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[Podfic] Détraquée written by Hystaracal

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/dt1uZjn

by karma_cookie

"All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope." (From 'The Rainbow', D.H. Lawrence)

It was definitely the worst of times. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble; and comes out of it hopefully at least partially sane.

Words: 2, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen

Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Theodore Nott, Dean Thomas, Seamus Finnigan, Lavender Brown, Padma Patil, Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Remus Lupin, Fleur Delacour, Nymphadora Tonks, Albus Dumbledore, Terry Boot, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Ernie Macmillan, Hannah Abbott, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Dobby (Harry Potter), Mr Granger (Harry Potter), Mrs Granger (Harry Potter), Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Mandy Brocklehurst, Original Characters

Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy

Additional Tags: Half-Blood Prince AU, Hermione Granger-centric, Deathly Hallows AU, War, Pre-War, Post-War, stuff and nonsense, Friendship, Pathos, Vignettes, Character Growth, Slow Burn, really slow burn, super slow burn, seriously slow burn, Eventual Romance, no burn to slow burn, Torture: Crucio, Torture: omg make a move already, Pining Hermione Granger, t'aint a burn, tis a simmer, slow simmer, Hermione Granger & Theodore Nott Friendship, Teen Angst, Adult angst, Attempts at humour, Drama, Family, Romance, Basically the Life and Times of Hermione Granger, Coming of Age, Podfic, podfic length: varies

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/dt1uZjn

[dramioneasks]

Summer Fics (2024):

call it off, call it love by cocotamarindo, ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, karma_cookie, Wanderingfair - M, one-shot - When she removed her own robes to reveal a crisp white collared shirt cinched under a brown leather wand holster his heart stopped beating entirely. “Is that- Uh,” he stumbled, “is that issued by the DMLE?” “This?” She paused as the thin strap loosened just enough to fall off her shoulder. “My design, actually.” “Of course.” He walked over, hooking a finger underneath and securing it in its proper place before pulling the leather strap to tighten it. “Of course it is, Granger.” He taught himself how to inhale and exhale breath on their short walk into the classroom. OR Draco and Hermione attempt to co-teach Defence Against the Dark Arts while also denying their growing feelings towards each other.

when shall we meet again? in lightning, thunder, and rain by 2daughtersofathena - T, one-shot - It's a hot day in Cokeworth, and Hermione is waiting for the bus. She thinks back over the last few years. Enter, Draco.

Rare Society by Dizzle00 - E, 7 chapters - no summary

equilibrium by way of sea by euphrasie_pont - not rated, one-shot - When Hermione Granger encroaches on Draco’s one sanctuary spot on the British shoreline, Draco simply has to hurt her feelings first before she hurts him. It’s the last law still standing in this unknowable, entropic universe. Right? ~ a story about cycles of hurt, recharting familiar territory, and seeking absolution in the tumultuous sea

Summer Loving by dramionelover1997 - E, 2 chapters - Hermione and Draco reconnect in Muggle London, which leads to a romantic summer relationship.

Don't Look Back by WillowingScribe - E, one-shot - Hermione finds herself on a vacation at Nott Hall during a scorching hot summer week. While Harry is busy making moony eyes at Theo, it seems that nobody cares about or even notices the fact that Draco Malfoy is practically undressing her with his eyes at every turn. OR a hazy summer affair between two individuals who should've never sought comfort in each other but find it nevertheless.

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Tact-Checking by Hystaracal - a Podfic

Tact-Checking by Hystaracal - a Podfic https://ift.tt/F36zCBy by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, karma_cookie It took Draco Malfoy five years of semi-competent adulthood to realise that not every disparaging thought needed to be verbalised. Words: 19, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Susan Bones Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Humour, Fluff, dramione - Freeform, Podfic, Podfic Length: 20-30 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: M4B via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/UaNOXPs June 09, 2024 at 09:25PM

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Charm Offensive

Charm Offensive https://ift.tt/DQdMFZw by karma_cookie Draco Malfoy is having a bad week. His magic seems to be going out of its way to embarrass him in front of his boss, who is still trying to impress, and who he's got more than just a little crush on. Words: 4903, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Theo Nott, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Co-workers, Accidental Magic (Harry Potter), Pranks, Christmas, Fluff, Attempt at Humor via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/Wo1t3mX December 06, 2024 at 01:11AM

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Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by JessicaLovejoyAO3 - a Podfic

Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by JessicaLovejoyAO3 - a Podfic https://ift.tt/wETzP4l by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, karma_cookie A time turner fic set in Hogwarts Sixth-Year that asks the question, would Draco and Hermione falling in love at Hogwarts have changed the events of the Second Wizarding War? Prompt: Hogwarts Christmas Words: 15, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 4 of ETL Echo presents The Time Collection 2024 Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Time Turners (Harry Potter), Intimacy, Secrets, Emotional Hurt, Hurt No Comfort, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Pain, Angst, Fate & Destiny, Fate vs Free Will, Hogwarts Sixth Year, Book 6: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Manipulation, Winter, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Implied Sexual Content, Explicit Language, Time Travel, Podfic, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: M4B via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/f3IicBS July 17, 2024 at 01:31AM

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In Memoriam by Cassinea - a Podfic

In Memoriam by Cassinea - a Podfic https://ift.tt/UFXW9x7 by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, karma_cookie For two weeks they pass each other like ghost ships in the night, their outlines faint in the fog where men dared not follow. The Janus Thickey Ward specializes in ghosts. Words: 19, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Neville Longbottom Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: HP: EWE, Fluff and Angst, Podfic, Podfic Length: 45-60 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: M4B, Podfic & Podficced Works via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/CGOTm19 May 05, 2024 at 10:00PM

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I'm Never Lonely When I'm With You by PacificRimbaud a Podfic

I'm Never Lonely When I'm With You by PacificRimbaud, a Podfic https://ift.tt/F4Wjm96 by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, karma_cookie "I won’t take the room." She shakes her head emphatically. "Living with you is totally out of the question." "Obviously." “But if I did—" His brow furrows. "Would you?" Words: 19, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, Pansy Parkinson, Neville Longbottom, Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Romance, Roommates, Hogwarts Eighth Year, Post-Hogwarts, Comedy, Fluff, Sexual Content, Implied Sexual Content, Friends to Lovers, Christmas, Christmas Fluff, Christmas Party, Swearing, Alcohol, Drinking, Community: dhr_advent via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/xQ8IvGz February 25, 2024 at 08:45PM

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[Podfic] Détraquée written by Hystaracal

[Podfic] Détraquée written by Hystaracal https://ift.tt/fJ36NGe by karma_cookie "All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope." (From 'The Rainbow', D.H. Lawrence) It was definitely the worst of times. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble; and comes out of it hopefully at least partially sane. Words: 2, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Theodore Nott, Dean Thomas, Seamus Finnigan, Lavender Brown, Padma Patil, Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Remus Lupin, Fleur Delacour, Nymphadora Tonks, Albus Dumbledore, Terry Boot, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Ernie Macmillan, Hannah Abbott, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Dobby (Harry Potter), Mr Granger (Harry Potter), Mrs Granger (Harry Potter), Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Mandy Brocklehurst, Original Characters Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Half-Blood Prince AU, Hermione Granger-centric, Deathly Hallows AU, War, Pre-War, Post-War, stuff and nonsense, Friendship, Pathos, Vignettes, Character Growth, Slow Burn, really slow burn, super slow burn, seriously slow burn, Eventual Romance, no burn to slow burn, Torture: Crucio, Torture: omg make a move already, Pining Hermione Granger, t'aint a burn, tis a simmer, slow simmer, Hermione Granger & Theodore Nott Friendship, Teen Angst, Adult angst, Attempts at humour, Drama, Family, Romance, Basically the Life and Times of Hermione Granger, Coming of Age, Podfic, podfic length: varies via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/vVk5lM6 November 03, 2022 at 01:10AM

[theshadylaine]

Holy moly I am AMAZED to learn someone is taking on Detraquee as a pod fic!!! What an endeavor this will be. Hats off to karma_cookie for recording it…not sure if she’s on tumblr. And forever kudus to author Hystaracal for her epic and incredibly well-written story. Possibly the slowest burn of all time but soooo worth it. Here’s the original fic:

[Podfic] Détraquée written by Hystaracal

[Podfic] Détraquée written by Hystaracal https://ift.tt/fJ36NGe by karma_cookie "All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope." (From 'The Rainbow', D.H. Lawrence) It was definitely the worst of times. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble; and comes out of it hopefully at least partially sane. Words: 2, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Theodore Nott, Dean Thomas, Seamus Finnigan, Lavender Brown, Padma Patil, Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Remus Lupin, Fleur Delacour, Nymphadora Tonks, Albus Dumbledore, Terry Boot, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Ernie Macmillan, Hannah Abbott, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Dobby (Harry Potter), Mr Granger (Harry Potter), Mrs Granger (Harry Potter), Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Mandy Brocklehurst, Original Characters Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Half-Blood Prince AU, Hermione Granger-centric, Deathly Hallows AU, War, Pre-War, Post-War, stuff and nonsense, Friendship, Pathos, Vignettes, Character Growth, Slow Burn, really slow burn, super slow burn, seriously slow burn, Eventual Romance, no burn to slow burn, Torture: Crucio, Torture: omg make a move already, Pining Hermione Granger, t'aint a burn, tis a simmer, slow simmer, Hermione Granger & Theodore Nott Friendship, Teen Angst, Adult angst, Attempts at humour, Drama, Family, Romance, Basically the Life and Times of Hermione Granger, Coming of Age, Podfic, podfic length: varies via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/vVk5lM6 November 03, 2022 at 01:10AM