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So I saw your tags on that reblog and as someone who is always on the lookout for books that share Qualities with The Locked Tomb series, I would LOVE to hear your pitch for A Chorus of Dragons!
Ooh hi! Okay, so A Chorus of Dragons is a five-book fantasy series, and it’s kind of hard to give a neat and simple summary just because there’s So much going on and imo half the fun is finding out all the plot twists and what the story is really about as you go, but here goes:
The first book in the series is called The Ruin of Kings, and it follows Kihrin D’mon in alternating POVs at two different points in his life: in the first, he’s a fifteen-year old thief and musician who lives with his adoptive father. The two of them get caught in a demon attack, and the resulting chain of events reunites Kihrin with his birth family, a group of royals who each have their own plots and schemes and none of whom can be trusted. Needless to say, their interest in Kihrin can only be bad for him. The second timeline is set about six months in the future and follows Kihrin after a badly-failed escape attempt from said royal family that ends in him being sold into slavery. The book actually starts here—with him on the auction block, watching as two characters get into a bidding war to buy him. I won’t share what happens from here, but needless to say that Kihrin is doubtful that either of these two people winning will be good for him in the long run. The entire series is told like an in-universe chronicle compiled by the characters, complete with footnotes to add extra information (and also leave snarky footnotes making fun of other characters) and a beast of an index at the end of the book (have you even seen a family tree so convoluted that it requires two full pages? You will if you read this series!).
As for why I think people who like the locked tomb would also like these books: first, the level of complexity. Reading these books absolutely feels like trying to put together a puzzle at times, and between body swaps, reincarnation, immortality, and other conditions keeping track of who is who can become an Olympic sport. There’s also a lot of different POVs and jumping between different points in time, which I know isn’t for everyone but personally I almost always enjoy in books. Other reasons: unreliable narrators, straddling the line between fantasy and sci-fi, the fact that no one in this series has a normal relation with death, the theme of self-made gods and exactly how dangerous it is when you start believing you know what is best for the world that both books share too. Also, the past is so incredibly important in these books. All the main characters (Kihrin isn’t the only one, we meet the rest later) have ties to events that happened long ago, and one of the best parts of the series is seeing how these events connect to, and in many ways are still affecting, the present.
Overall, it’s a super fantastic and underrated series! If anything in this sounds interesting, I’d encourage you to check it out :)
#a chorus of dragons#locked tomb#(kinda. whtever)#this is NOT the cleanest summary sorry about that but like i said. really difficult to describe and also the official summaries aren’t much#better lmao#asks
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old sketches I did a while back to remind myself I can indeed color sometimes lol
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God I love the insane amounts of d r i p Stanley just casually wears
#I forgot how to color gold for a hot second too holy moly#That’s it that’s the post LMAO#Gravity falls#Gravity falls stanley#stanley pines#Despite the random art block- I am still freaking out and absolutely ADORING both him and ford..#I love them equally- there is no better twin outta the twos smhh#Except one of them is currently going through old man doomed toxic yaoi and it’s EXTREMELY funny
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pspspspsps poetry mutuals come here... new quiz... making you the patron saint of something...
#not its final form. but i'll edit it tomorrow lmao i want the mutuals to have access to it Now#rebloggable still!!! if this post spreads around that'd be really cute actually. people can see it now#nd i'll tell you all when i make it better later <3#time to remember all the little tags that i use for these. haven't done one of these since my other saint quiz fucking Forever ago#uquiz#quiz#quizzes#uquiz link#uquiz quiz#uquizzes#my uquizzes#quiz link#my quizzes
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Halloween at the x mansion but it’s just everyone wearing starfleet uniforms. Charles does Not think it’s funny.
Bonus:
#edit: one of kurt’s gloves wasn’t filled in#hi i watched dead/pool and wolverine back in august so now i’m on an x men kick#this was partially inspired by that star trek & x men crossover book that came out in like 1998#it compares picard and charles to each other but mind u patrick stewart wasn’t casted as prof x until x men 2000 lmao#aight time to tag all these fools#colossus#piotr rasputin#jean grey#cyclops#scott summers#charles xavier#professor x#beast#hank mccoy#nightcrawler#kurt wagner#storm#ororo munroe#wolverine#logan howlett#magneto#erik lehnsherr#x men#star trek#halloween#my art#click for better quality
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spins him around trying to understand the pink mop he calls hair
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#itadori yuuji#yuuji#jjk#fanart#jjk fanart#yuuji itadori#sukuna#if u squint lmao#he is THE boy of all time i love him so very much#in my desperate attempts to make his hair look consistent i appear to have made it . wavy..#its not my fault i couldnt help it i was desperate i needed something other than spIKES#so i made a main swoopy bit to centre myself#lisen ok liSTEN if it works it works and this is my ref sheet now @ future me ur welcome :3#this was helpful but at the same time it certainly reinforced my hatred for Short Hair Back View#improvement hell . but it will get better . (coping)#every1 pick a favourite i lov the middle one . best front facing bust ive done in a minute <3
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Jon sketch
#I should save it as an actual photo but idk I like this crop LMAO#art#sketch#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#no better way to stave off an impending breakdown than drawing a blorbo I suppose#that’s the most his facial hair can grow it just stops at that#his genes won’t allow for more
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How I’ve been welcoming the new Fallout fans:
#we welcome fellow ghoul lovers/fuckers with open arms#honestly this makes it better knowing Matt Berry is in the show lmao#fallout#fallout tv series#the ghoul#cooper howard#hancock#charon
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oh m-...ahhh...my pockages
#mia.txt#(ups crytyping) pllesase plss updote hte fufuckuign aadres .s...;;..🥺🥺#what the hell lmao i would have thought of something better to say if i knew this would get more than 10 notes#she mmth on my c0da til i updote. is that anything#hey also i added alt text but like honestly idk if a screen reader is gonna be able to offer any clarity here god help you
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they both got bonked for being silly.
#long post#my art#changeling au#zoe's angle is that she wont be “friends” with someone if she doesnt own their name#so marinette being super kind to her but not being owned by her has been driving her up the WALLS#so clearly. do as the chloe does. make a mess#clean it up while playing the victim of circumstance#bam! free marinette!!!#problem is she's engaged to Luka#so shit like this does NOT slide like it has with Zoe's other friends#zoe lee#luka couffaine#adrien agreste#felix fathom#felix is here to play referee in case they all go fucking nuts#luckily luka has better self control than that. and just let himself look scary to emphasize a point#oh also. adrien is like. a cat peacock thing. and zoe is a cat bee thing. so the bi. birds. and thuh. the bees LMAO
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>looking into the official English release of Japanese media
>fandom says the translation is horrible
>ask them if the translation is actually bad or if it was just localized
>they don't understand
>pull out illustrated diagram showing what is a bad translation and what is localization
>they laugh and say 'it's a bad translation'
>check it out anyway
>it's localized
#spitblaze says things#idk why im mad about this still lmao#WEIRD assumptions that a 1:1 literal translation would be better than a translation that people with a different language and culture will#yknow. understand#doin numbers
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Obi and his padawans :3
I wanted to redraw this but I thought it would be more fun if I did a continuation instead :))))
My original file was apparently too big X)
#star wars#the clone wars#sw#tcw#obi wan kenobi#ahsoka tano#anakin skywalker#I know I could have done the sleepy nodding off motion better but at some point you get too tired yk#especially when working with animation on procreate lmao#also I could improve the steam effect… but like I said#lazyyy#also wtf why does the gif format kill the colours??#anakin just out here nodding at the voices in his head#mozza draws
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Cold take: Jason Todd smokes cigarettes because he’s the ‘bad boy’ ‘cool sibling’
Hot take: Jason Todd smokes cigarettes because Dick Grayson used to smoke them and even though he’s older now Dick is still his older brother and he’s cool so Jason still smokes them to prove himself to dick.
#dick Grayson#Jason Todd#Jason smokes them just to show he can#because dick used to brag that he could smoke more and handle it better#they’re such brothers#lmao#I love the#batfam#batman
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Kamala Harris does want "transgender surgery on illegal aliens that are in prison", btw.
So since Trumpists are getting mad enough about the jokes to actually cite their sources, I thought I'd put the source out into my left extremist commie faggot echo chamber, too.
The claim originates from an ACLU questionnaire she filled out for her 2020 presidential candidacy, specifically this section:
She wasn't given a new questionnaire for 2024, and has stated that while her policy on some things may have changed, her values had not. (This most likely means she moved more to the center to appease larger demographics and cut corners to reach compromises. The basic politician stuff.)
It boils down to this: If you're in prison, whether for "illegal" immigration or other crimes, you rely on the state to provide you with necessary amenities, like food and health care. Her argument isn't "hell yeah everyone in prison should get sex changes for free". It's "gender affirming surgery is a necessary medical procedure. If you are in the states care while this becomes necessary, the state should provide it." If you're outraged by your tax money being used on this, consider the massive amount of people being incarcerated in for-profit prisons, on your dime. Then ask yourself if maybe a prison reform might be in order.
Worth noting: In 2015, while Attorney General, Kamala Harris actually argued against providing gender-affirming surgery to an incarcerated trans woman, claiming that HRT and psychotherapy were sufficiently covering her medical needs. She has since obviously changed her stance and assumed responsibility. (I would like to take this moment to remind my fellow left extremist commie faggots that "willingness to learn and rethink your views" is infinitely more valuable than "perfect from the start and unwilling to listen to anyone")
Also found in the source: This image of Kamala Harris participating in the 2019 San Francisco Pride Parade, wearing what I believe to be a sequin rainbow embroidered denim jacket.
I encourage you to read the provided CNN article and the answers to the ACLU questionnaire, as they give great insight into her values.
TLDR: Based.
#we dont have to get into the fact that most prisons fail to provide bare necessities to inmates because you make more money that way#thats not what the post is about#it is frankly baffling to me that the orange wet bag somehow referenced an actual policy stance#i wasnt aware he knew how to do that#fox news had covered it the morning of the debate so i guess thats how i found out about it#but i didnt know he knew how to read#transgender#transgender surgery on illegal aliens that are in prison#politics#us politics#kamala harris#election 2024#queer#trans#ramble#still think that one guy in my comments was a bot tho lmao#better a bot than this stupid#long post#go vote#vote blue#register to vote#vote so we can have transgender surgeries on illegal aliens that are in prison
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his guardian angel
#im sure that none of the vampires are after Daniel for writing a book and actively outing them on television#because Armand is always lurking somewhere around#another oil pastels on a cardboard piece!! i think im starting to understand it a little bit better (but honestly just a little bit lmao)#specifically love how Armand's hands turned out#i think i put the most effort in them lmao#everything else was just yaaay i don't have any idea what im doing#iwtv#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#iwtv daniel#iwtv armand#iwtv fanart#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#vampire chronicles#amc interview with the vampire#devil's minion#my fanart
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anyone know if we have catgirl tomorrow
#my art#fanart#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#izutsumi#noticing all my mistakes as i post lol.#dunmeshi is the only thing i care enough abt to do fanart for rn but all the artists here are like. renaissance level. wtf.#anyway. izutsumiiii i love u#HUH. mine first art to reach 1k notes. i wish i did better LMAO u are all so niceys 2 me
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