#best.

[ygamiraito]

harlan ellison would hate you gay son or am is so hot thot daughter

[obxsprincess]

please, let me give you all life changing head. it’s the least I can do ♡

[kinglypup]

GOT ME SOME FUCKIN KISSESSSSS

[nomaishuttle]

ohhh i wish id known abt irl dogs early enough t have submitted miss sissy....

[fieriframes]

[WITH A LITTLE BIT OF PARSLEY TO TOP IT OFF. NICE. NICE! TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. BUT MEDICAL EQUIPMENT WITHIN THE RELIGION WAS RUDIMENTARY AT BEST. THE RICHNESS OF THE BEEF-- IT MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU EAT IT.]

[whatitsemerald]

people who say ''Black cats give bad luck'' are fucking idiots in my opinion

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[jenjen4280]

Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.

Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!

[t-s-n]

i love hamburgers !!!!!!!! 😁

[hergan416]

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[allthatispeculiar]

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[hyperfixationcritter]

I'm WHEEZING at arcane twitter's general consensus on this moment

[maplewozapi]

Native Miku🩷😆😆😆