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harlan ellison would hate you gay son or am is so hot thot daughter
#Well#this is just my dash#i fear#um#AND I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT POSTING#ive been busy with college and i will try to keep this blog up to the beat#BEST.#of my abilities.#ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#harlan ellison#a boy and his dog#love aint nothing but sex misspelled#repent harlequin#am#allied mastercomputer
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please, let me give you all life changing head. it’s the least I can do ♡
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GOT ME SOME FUCKIN KISSESSSSS
#best.#wasn't even expecting it we were cuddling on the couch for like 2 hours and then we were kissing#AND like an hour later i was. straddling him and he started to say something and i bit his neck and he INTERRUPTED HIMSELF TO MOAN#which made me feel very good about myself :)#anyways. i had fun i missed him so much#mine
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ohhh i wish id known abt irl dogs early enough t have submitted miss sissy....
#i dont have any good pictures.of her so it wouldve been futile. but i miss her and she was the e#best.
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[WITH A LITTLE BIT OF PARSLEY TO TOP IT OFF. NICE. NICE! TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. BUT MEDICAL EQUIPMENT WITHIN THE RELIGION WAS RUDIMENTARY AT BEST. THE RICHNESS OF THE BEEF-- IT MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU EAT IT.]
#s12e01 bar food and bonbons#guy fieri#guyfieri#diners drive-ins and dives#little bit#it melts#parsley#nice.#equipment#religion#rudimentary#best.#richness#beef#mouth
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people who say ''Black cats give bad luck'' are fucking idiots in my opinion
#like how the fuck is it even harming you?#goth blog#gothic#goth aesthetic#Halloween#black cats#goth#autumn#fall#jack o lantern#halloween my fav season#pumpkins#black cats are the#BEST.
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#positive mental attitude#meme#funny#funny memes#haha#humor#lol#memes#funny shit#weird memes#funny post#best way to relax#best motivational speaker#this has been a psa
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Silco and his terror of a daughter
#my art#sketchy sketch#arcane#silco#jinx#jinx and silco#silco would give jinx everything he owns and more#and that would make things worse#silco the makeup expert because he gotta use good and safe products on his own face#thats my queue to leave#silco is the worst best dad#just like jinx is the worst best daughter
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unoriginal joke
#Gravity Falls#Stanley Pines#Stanford Pines#Ford Pines#Stan Pines#shitpost#I put the ID in the little thing tumblr has for it this time because I am still experimenting with which is best wah#This joke has been made before I am sure of it but.
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go watch the social network and listen to the dare
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#This feels too accurate lol#rey rambles#meme#memes#dumb shit#funny#relatable memes#funny memes#best memes#lol#tumblr memes#dank memes#humor#twitter memes
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you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:
Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more
Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock
Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.
Have a little glass of wine
Take as long as you feel like for lunch
Deeply understand that work doesn't matter
Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️
#unfortnately we cant have the best and truest parts of french working which are:#free heathcare tons of vacation good labour laws and fair wages#but hey we can at least have the french work ethic#live from the musain#france#step six if the boss is mistreating you execute him
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eight episodes is not a full season of television
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
#You're going to feel like you're being rude and that's okay#They're going to act like your best friend at first#And slowly get more agitated#the more you try#To stand your ground#But they're not your friend#They're trying to sell you something you don't want
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