#best razor

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Women Razor

Achieving a close and comfortable shave is a top priority for every woman. With countless options available in the market, finding the best razor that meets your unique needs can be a daunting task. Fear not! In this comprehensive guide, we'll explore the world of women's razors, uncovering the top contenders and offering valuable insights to help you make an informed decision. Say goodbye to nicks, cuts, and irritation, and say hello to smooth and silky skin with the best razor for women!

Understanding Your Shaving Needs: Every woman has unique preferences and shaving needs. Are you looking for a razor that's gentle on sensitive skin? Do you prefer a close shave or a quick and convenient option for your busy lifestyle? By considering factors such as skin sensitivity, hair type, and desired shaving results, you can narrow down your options and find a razor that caters to your specific requirements.

Top Contenders in the Market: In our quest for the best razor for women, we've researched and tested numerous options to bring you the cream of the crop. Our comprehensive reviews cover a range of razors, including cartridge razors, safety razors, and electric razors, highlighting their unique features, performance, and overall value for money. From renowned brands to emerging players, we've got you covered with our top recommendations.

Key Features to Look for: When evaluating razors, certain features can make all the difference in your shaving experience. Look for razors with multiple blades for a close shave, pivoting heads to follow your contours effortlessly, and moisturizing strips to soothe and hydrate your skin. Ergonomic handles, easy blade replacement systems, and customizable settings are also factors to consider when selecting the best razor for your needs.

Tips for a Smooth Shave: While having the best razor is essential, proper technique plays a vital role in achieving optimal results. Our guide offers valuable tips and tricks to help you master the art of shaving. From prepping your skin and using the right shaving cream or gel to selecting the ideal shaving angle and post-shave care, we provide a step-by-step roadmap for a flawless shaving routine that leaves your skin irresistibly smooth.

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Conclusion: Embark on a journey to discover the best razor for women, revolutionizing your shaving routine and unlocking unparalleled smoothness and comfort. Our guide equips you with the knowledge and insights to make an informed choice, ensuring a hassle-free and enjoyable shaving experience. Bid farewell to subpar razors that leave you unsatisfied, and say hello to the joy of effortlessly gliding razors that pamper your skin. Get ready to embrace the confidence and radiance that come with flawlessly groomed skin, courtesy of the best razor for women.

[sluttycinderella]

Razorgate: an empirical, peer reviewed study*

*there is nothing genuinely scientific about this, it is merely a result of mental illness and unemployment.

So we all saw this right?

But after this bomb was dropped I began to get curious about the other slittenings. Did they use the same razor for all of them and no one had noticed? Do they actually own more than one razor? And if they don't, if this is truly the only phrazor, then I don't think I have to tell you that raises a lot of questions.

Firstly, I went back to where this all began, Phil's Birthday stream, to identify the razor that carved the very first slit and forever cemented itself as a part of herstory:

Now that is very clearly the Manscaped logo, no question about it. Here’s a high quality photo of the logo for comparison:

(You can also clearly see in the Twitter post that it says "Manscaped" across it but I like to double check my work and I also wanted to prove that they were both Manscaped)

And it's a good thing I did double check because OP made a CRITICAL ERROR in their post! They claim that the razor in question is the Lawn Mower 4.0 when in fact it's the Lawn Mower 5.0 Ultra! Unlike the PUNY, PATHETIC, UNMANLY 4.0, the Lawn Mower 5.0 Ultra comes with an interchangeable foil blade, a USB port, and a more advanced spotlight!

How could OP be so careless? Dan and Phil would never own an outdated razor! They require only the finest in ball shaving technology!

Also fun fact: The first appearance of the Lawn Mower 5.0 Ultra on the Manscaped YouTube channel falls right in between the dapg return announcement and their first video back so make of that what you will...I for one shall be sculpting my own hill out of the very earth itself, "Manscaped Sponsorship Hill", I encourage you all to join me.

So after spending far too long researching the intricacies of razors that shave an organ I don't even have, I now needed to check if it was the same razor being used in every slittening:

Here they are side by side for comparison, left is Phil’s birthday, middle is the We're All Doomed post-premiere, right is Dan’s birthday. Now it appears the WAD one is missing the logo but I'm going to go ahead and chalk that up to the poor quality of the clip I found (if anyone has a better version PLEASE hit me up so I can confirm my hypothesis). And considering the photo taken in the aftermath seems to show Phil holding the 5.0 Ultra:

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's the same thing.

“But,” I hear you shouting, “so what if Dan and Phil used the same razor for all the streams? They already said they only owned one razor so who cares?” Well this isn’t so much about proving that they’re the same razor as it is establishing a baseline. It’s hard to trust basically anything Dan and Phil say lately, what with piggate and the “pillow” bar and the fake view from the Phouse, knowing that they aren’t lying about only having one razor (to the best of our knowledge) is crucial in figuring out what exactly is going on. Remember, we’re doing science here.

And with that in mind: In my professional opinion, I can say that for all three slittenings, the Manscaped Lawn Mower 5.0 Ultra was the weapon of choice.

Sidenote: I went down a bit of a rabbit hole of Manscaped reviews during all of this and apparently Manscaped razors are kind of just a scam. This razor is $109 and they try to trick their customers into subscribing to their "Peak Hygiene Plan" which you don't actually need by offering a deceptive discount and hiding the terms where people aren't likely to see them. So yeah, fuck Manscaped and I for one think we should cancel Dan and Phil for not ethically consuming under capitalism.

But that's beside the point, we know that they indeed only have one razor and that that razor...is for balls. What does that tell us?

Conclusions

There are a multitude of conclusions one could jump to in the light of such a revelation, I shall display them in a convenient numbered list for your viewing pleasure:

One of them prefers to use straight (lol) razors to shave their...you know...I don't actually know if this is a thing people do or if it's even possible, people with balls please sound off in the comments, thank you

Only one of them actually shaves in which case I support them as an infamous pussy hair enthusiast (iykyk)

They share a razor (Please, God, no, that's actually disgusting)

Either way, this thing was on someone's balls and then it touched both their faces so I really hope they cleaned it properly!

Alright, so that whole exploration may have been a bit useless, it indeed only confirmed what we had already been told, but I spent literal hours comparing photos of ball hair trimmers and I'm not one to admit defeat. Consider yourselves peer reviewed, Dan and Phil, and maybe check out Beardscape instead! Apparently they have better, more comprehensive razors for the same price.

If anyone even more demon than me has any corroborating evidence (maybe of them using straight razors at any point or anything else razor related that they've said in the past) please let me know so I can take it into consideration! Thank you all for your time.

[bluedeedeedoop]

The real way that Barriss got her short hair.

also SORRY i have not been providing as much as i want to, i swear i am still here, always lurking. i never left.

[chainera]

The Trio!!

Have I mentioned yet that these three characters are some of my favorites

Idk why but I like most moons more than most planets lol

[esmes]

[idontknowanametouse]

Diluc: Adelinde...

Adelinde: Yes, Master Diluc?

Diluc: ...why do people don't like me?

Adelinde: what? Nonsense! Of course they like you!

Diluc: Today, I looked at the child on the bridge and he cried.

Adelinde: ...oh.

Diluc: Also, whenever I walk into densely demographic areas, people get away from me like I smelled like shit.

Adelinde: ...perhaps it may be because of a few behaviors of yours?

Diluc: like what?

Adelinde: well, for example, you never smile. People like smiles and feel comfortable around it. Also, your voice tune is deep and sometimes is gets you to sound rude to a few people. Maybe this may have something to do with you having a harder time around others?

Diluc: oh. That... makes sense. Thank you, Adelinde, I'll keep that in mind during the Windblume festival tomorrow.

Adelinde: you are welcome, master Diluc.

-the next day-

Diluc (thoughts): oh, look. There are a lot of people on that specific area of the festival, and I know some of them. Maybe I should go there and see if I have mastered the skills Adelinde mentioned

Diluc (with the most shining smile ever and a high-pitched voice): Hey, guys! How are you all doing?

Kaeya: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BROTHER?!

Jean: fuck. Fuck. I don't like this. I don't like this at all. What the fuck?!

Albedo: you, stop that. NOW.

Barbara (almost crying): lord Barbatos, what IS this...?!

Bennett: paralyzed with fear

Fischl: ... (slowly walks away as if facing a bear or some shit)

Razor: pulls out their claymore and growls

Rosaria: ...for the first time in my life, I'll pray with genuine will.

Venti (slightly drunk): YOU ARE NOT MY CHILD!

Klee: cries

Diona: screams

Diluc: OH, COME ON!

[namelessexistence]

This was someone else's idea

[dialup-dragon]

GIRLS NIGHT!! ✌️🤪

[captainofthetidesbreath]

Fjord is back babey, and you know what that means? Best girl the Star Razor is ALSO back!

[auxenberg]

You're on a path in the woods..

Slay the Princess YES!! okay I think I've posted the animation everywhere.. so it's time I put it here! Oh, and some doodles of the different vessels (they're all my favs) and ig I like drawing the Tower a lot!

[sosphyr]

Every genshin character I've drawn in September, as icons!

[thatdraggo]

GUYS IM IN LOVE WITH BIC THEYRE SO PRETTY UGHHHH

[emetitur]

razor's first hot chocolate

happy new year! 🎉

[juney-blues]

having face stubble tht never *really* goes away no matter how close you shave, and always comes back after just a few hours *sucks* severely

[vickysaurus-art]

Happy announcement day! Looks like Shifty will need to wait until autumn for all princesses to join her, but rest assured, I am keeping some spots open for the new ones. In the mean time, Fury and Deconstructed Damsel each have their own reaction to the Razor vs Needle fight and Empty Cup resurfaced!

[desceros]

I feel like Donnie would be mush for his teeny, itty bitty little baby girl.

someone has been peeking in my google drive again i see....

yeah i think he (rise donnie specifically since that's the papatello i'm working on) would be one of those dads who has a big talk about how he's so strict, about the intense regiment he has his kid on to maximize their development, and he's always the most annoying piece of shit at the PTA meeting. flex brag flex brag

but then his little toddler comes up to him on wobbly legs and puts her hands on his calf, tapping at him for his attention and looks up at him with paint all over her face from where she got into the art supplies at the back of the classroom and made a huge ass mess, and he just melts at her crooked little grin (bc dad is the favorite) and is completely incapable of chastising her in any shape or form

that changes when she grows up and starts to act so much like him that he HAS to be firmer with her. the first time he has to put her in time out they both ugly cry a lot