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portalshitposts · 2 years ago
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it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious The Discourse damage
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portalshitposts · 2 years ago
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morality core is just a cheap tactic to make weak propulsion gels stronger
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portalshitposts · 2 years ago
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let caroline say fuck
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portalshitposts · 2 years ago
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bad and naughty gladoss are put into the repulsion gel wiggler to atone for their sins
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portalshitposts · 2 years ago
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hello naughty children its hoopy the hoop time
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portalshitposts · 2 years ago
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get comfortable while i warm up the a beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure emitters
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portalshitposts · 2 years ago
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hello naughty children its heavy duty super-colliding super button time
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portalshitposts · 2 years ago
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it was a a beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure they installed to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.
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portalshitposts · 2 years ago
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bad and naughty chells are put into the turret wiggler to atone for their sins
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portalshitposts · 2 years ago
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frankenturret and chill
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portalshitposts · 2 years ago
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none frankenturret with left portal gun
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portalshitposts · 2 years ago
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you fucked up a perfectly good portal gun, that's what you did. look at it. it's got hoopy the hoop
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portalshitposts · 2 years ago
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cake and chill
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portalshitposts · 2 years ago
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it's your old friend, deadly ebony dark'ness dementia raven way
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portalshitposts · 2 years ago
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oh... it's an extra hour in the ball pit. it's been a long time.
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portalshitposts · 2 years ago
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i'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! with the an extra hour in the ball pit!
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portalshitposts · 2 years ago
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according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a portal should be able to fly
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