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Happy Mother's Day to the Milf we'd all like to choke slam us 😌💋
#theo speaks#resident evil village#alcina dimitrescu#lady alcina dimitrescu#best mom around#happy milf's day 💋
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"what's the biggest difference in Tom's character in the dad villain au" you've never seen a papa-bear go so grizzy mode so fast
#my art#miraculous ladybug#marinette dupain cheng#tom dupain cheng#lê chiến kim#dad villain au#also the final straw for marinette was that the day kim pulled that shitass prank on her#that gave her like. love trauma in the show#was around the same time sabine passed out for the last time and never woke up again#so marinette realized that she was publicly humiliated#by chloe via kim as a proxy for the 'prank'#was going to lose her best friend who was moving#and was going to lose her mom#basically all in the same day
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Prompt 283
Now Jason would like it known that there was no mpreg situation going on. He isn’t even sure where people got that idea in the first place. Sure, he had taken a few Cores from the goons-in-white who had dared to set up in his turf.
And sure maybe the excess energy from the pit (no wonder he’d been so irritable) was what said baby halfas (Okay, so they’re half human? Alright) had used to reform. And maybe the oldest is visibly less than a year old.
But there Was No Mpreg Situation! He is this close to shooting someone! It was annoying (and slightly amusing) when it was just his goons, but now the Bats have seemingly got it in their heads! Dear Gotham it’s a good thing he’s not planning on like, ever revealing who he is because he would never be able to live this rumor down.
[Winged Ghosts Au too, that seems to be getting lost in reblogs when it's just in the tags lol]
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Winged Ghosts Au#Halfa Jason#Halfa Trio#Dad Hood#He is *This* close to pulling a heads in duffel bag 2 Electric Boogaloo#Hood’s Merry Men are concerned for their half-human teen-dad crime lord#Look if you tell someone there was no other parent they’re gonna ask questions#Crime Alley: This is our strange cryptid mom-person and we shall protect him#Star Core Jason#Space Core Danny#Life Core Sam#Storm Core Tucker#Jason was too panicked/sleep deprived when they first reformed to stop the initial rumors#Yes the tiny halfas can feed on his ecto as long as they’re close enough#He Was going to find them a good home but they’ve Bonded & he’s not sure if the GIW are still around#The goons are doing their best to keep the bats from their teen-mom crimelord#who when sleep deprived sometimes mutters about labs and beatings and warehouses and-#There are many misunderstandings
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there are not nearly enough au's about newly divorced and single father fiddleford moving in with ford to work on their project and both of them essentially co-parenting tate while dancing around the fact that they're in love.
#i know people imagine fiddleford got divorced when he started going crazy and his wife left him and took tate#but i think it's nice to not he sad sometimes#so imagine him and his wife just growing apart or maybe it's because he's like gay or smth#i feel like there's not enough stories out there about realistic divorce either#so it'd be fun if tate's mom also lived in gravity falls and she and fidds had to split custody#and ford just tries to stay out of her way but she wants to know what type of person is around her child#and they all have a very strange dynamic but do what's best for their son#aloeverants#gravity falls#fiddauthor#fiddleford mcgucket#ford pines
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i just read marius' 3rd bday card and i was gutted by the entirety of the flashback scene like. what the fuck. he is SEVEN YEARS OLD. THESE ARE HEARTBREAKING THINGS FOR A SEVEN YEAR OLD TO SAY
I AM NOT OKAY
#also giann wins best big brother award pLEASE BE ALIVE GIANN#tot spoilers#tears of themis#marius von hagen#anyway can you imagine being marius. 7 years old. thinking he killed his mom and wondering if itd be better if he were never born#and then The Basement Incident happens right around this age range too so like. jesus.
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Read an infuriating post about The Bad Batch once that went along the lines of this:
“Echo can keep rescuing the regs with Rex or something, lol, but the rest of the Batch deserve to settle down in Pabu at the end of the series!”
Or something.
Or something.
Yeah, that’s our Echo.
Our ARC trooper, who blew up in battle, spent years as a POW, had his body and mind used as a twisted science experiment to the point where he’s not even considered a regular member of the army anymore, commando, resilient, bad-ass pilot, soldier, dude who had the opportunity to run away like a fucking coward and he said NAH SON THAT AIN'T ME, GIVE MOMMA BIRD HER BEATING STICK and proceeded to run right back into danger to save his brothers using his screwdriver hand and his RAGE and his MAN SKIRT and his MIGHTY FURROWED BROW and FUCK YOU IF YOU'RE GONNA STOP MOMMA BIRD FROM RESCUING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE BABIES.
“Or something”.
Gotta also love how rescuing slaves - their biological siblings, people they grew up with - is less important than retiring on paradise according to this clown.
Echo's goals for saving his people is seen like a fucking HOBBY.
And this, the last episodes of the series, this badass shines like a goddamned diamond. Folks I am VINDACTED.
Echo rescued his brothers and sisters.
Echo helped destroy an Imperial facility that effectively ended testing on clones, what he went through.
Echo convinced one of the scientists to help him keep unraveling the Empire's evil plans at the end of the series, even though he had a home on paradise AND HAD EVERY REASON TO GIVE IT UP.
I fucking love Echo.
OR SOMETHING!
#echo clone wars#clone trooper echo#echo tbb#echo is the best#echo is my mom goals#seriously#NOTICE HOW EVERYTHING FALLS APART WHEN HE'S NOT AROUND#the bad batch#thebadbatch#cloneforce99#tbb#arc trooper echo#star wars clones#the clones deserve better#there I said it#season 3 spoilers#tbb season 3 spoilers#the bad batch spoilers#the bad batch season 3 spoilers#the bad batch season 3
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My brother died very suddenly yesterday.
He was the kind of person who always had dozens and dozens of friends everywhere he went because he was easy to talk to and funny and treated people with respect, and his friends ranged in class, race, age, social ability, introversion and extroversion--no matter who you were, he could and would befriend you.
He would scold me for not asking him for help when I needed it, and he would mean it. He taught me to tip well. He loved helping people. He played practical jokes on the new kids at work, including getting one guy to "chop flour" because the flour they had in the kitchen was "too coarse."
He introduced me to some of the best food I've ever eaten in my life. He would always help with a recipe that wasn't working. He would tell me what to buy my foodie friends for their birthdays, and he never got it wrong. He loved meat and whiskey but also wine and fruit and he got me to eat beets even because he knew how to make anything good.
Mostly, he thought that people were all deserving of respect and decency. He was outspoken on this. For all that his friends ranged across demographics, he didn't tolerate anyone being hateful around him. But even then, he was nice about it. He would try to get people to come around to his side. He saw the good in people.
And he was happy. He had finally quit chewing tobacco and managed to stay off it for three years. He had a girlfriend he really liked. The pandemic had put him out of work for over a year, but he was back at his job and doing well and he liked it. He was good at it. And it's complete bullshit that he's gone.
#when I think of him#it's him standing in the kitchen beckoning me over to taste the best duck I've ever had#duck that was catering for a special party#but he knew I was around so he saved me bites of all this spectacular expensive food he made#or it's him driving me to the library after our mom died#and I couldn't figure out how to complete a school assignment#and he picked me up and told me I could always ask him for help#or him telling me my car sucked#and when I asked him why he said he wants a car that can go fast#and I told him that wasn't important to me at all#and his attitude changed entirely and he was like oh then I guess your car is great for you then#or just how much he loved his nieces#no uncle has ever doted harder#or when I asked him what knives I should buy for my kitchen because I was tired of shitty ones#how seriously he considered the question#tw death#I guess#honestly he's the kind of person who is so good with other people I always wondered why he bothered with someone like me#a thought that hurt his feelings every time#he was my big brother and that's all there was to it
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Really admire people who can freely sketch or color in public, I'm so self conscious whenever I do it I honestly can't relax or concentrate 🫠
#I'm at the airport waiting for my dad so i can take him to my mom's#and like its been ages i have my ipad like i could continue with the comic but like the idea of people seeing what I'm drawing#gives me so much dread lmao#i suppose it's cause when i used to sketch in high school some classmates would tease me about it#and like it got stuck that i would be teased if someone saw me drawing 😓#just this year i started sketching/coloring around my family#i was afraid of doing in front of them too lol#miry's yapping#they don't ask me about my drawings cause they know I'm self conscious about it lol#so yeah my fam has never seen anything i do and tbh that's best for me 🙈
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if bakudeku isn't canon why do we keep winning
#twin stars of 1-a number 1 and 2 in every poll best chapter poll a spot in the fanart contest#bakudeku colored kyoto tower the entire apology scene deku vs kacchan 2 the fact that izuku didn't even tell his mom about ofa#but he felt like he HAD to tell katsuki the hospital scene katsuki running off to his hospital room after getting impaled for him#that jump shop display of them with hearts around it the cover of them smiling together the fucking suit project lead by katsuki#the mv that jump just posted like what are we supposed to think about all this be so fr#how are we delusional when if one of them were a girl people would be screaming about how all of this shit is clearly romantic#bkdk#bakudeku#dkbk#dekubaku#ktdk#katsudeku
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I really wanted to like Heroes in Crisis. I did not. But one of the things that I intermittently think about and get angry about all over again is the idea that Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, and Steph all came to Sanctuary and the thing they wanted to talk about was their existence in comparison to each other. This is such a wild, outrageous waste of every single one of these characters and undermines their individual trauma in a bafflingly way. Like. Take your own project seriously, please.
#dc comics#heroes in crisis#like#how about dick grayson and survivor's guilt#how about he designed the robin mantle#and then he watched jason die in it#my boy said robin died with jason!#the name his mom gave him#how about that#how about the terror of watching it pass to tim & steph & dames#how about the fact that in this timeline bruce had just turned one of jason's best memories around on him#and used it as a weapon while literally beating him#like my biggest complaint with dc#they gotta learn to commit to a bit#i'm about out of steam but there are many things for the other three as well#like TRY#just once#robin#nightwing#red hood#spoiler#red robin#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#damian wayne
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nice things lately (posing the stuffed animals when i make the bed, animal magazines in the mini library down the road, my aunt + uncle’s giant new cat they adopted on accident and are in love with despite their best efforts)
#not pictured is meeting my cousins newborn daughter for the first time and walking around the city w her nestled in my arms asleep#she is beautiful#my cousin is an incredible mother already she is so gentle and patient#i felt so lucky to watch her in action#also not pictured was going to the first night of sweat tour w my gf and my other cousin#i spent most of the show staring adoringly at my gf while she danced and thinking abt how bad i wanna get married lolll#but the show itself was great too best part was when troy’s sivan made out w his dancer for like 30 seconds#love wins#🏳️🌈✊🏻#also there were 2 little girls w their moms right in front of us and they knew EVERY charli xcx song and danced their lil hearts out LMAO#was so cute#also not pictured was the dozen cinnabon delight things we shared from taco bell after bc those are heavenly#personal
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OC !
#my characters#i missed her so much wowee#her name is katale and thats what she goes by EXCEPT her best friend (and ex boyfriend and boss) who gets to call her kitty#hes just like the all around best guy in her life and she loves him a whole lot#and even though they broke up they have a very loving friendship and shes like#oh i would absolutely kill for him and in fact i am VERY good at killing im honing my skills :3#and her family is actually just a bunch of criminals and the only reason the other guy gets involved#is bc he needs fast money to help his mom with hospital bills and so hes like hey my mom doesnt need to know how shes alive#and then he somehow becomes head honcho and is a rumored to be ruthless man#but hes just incredibly level headed and able to think his way up (and kills a few unpleasant family members for kitty)#and if shes running out and about you can even hear him say shit like#my wife left me i miss my wife#and everyone knows he means katale but no one knows how to react bc its clearly a joke (???) since they broke up#but no one is telling their boss to elaborate the wife situation#kitty however is the entire reason that she gets this lil puppy of an agent to not kill rudyard her dear boss#and somehow they adopt this grown man and also his really weird mentor who faked their death#but they love their puppy son boy agent man#and kitty is super happy to dote on the agent but even she has her lines like WHY DID YOU JUST HAND HIM A GUN#RUDYARD HE TRIED TO KILL YOU LIKE LAST MONTH WHAT ARE YOU DOING#and rudyard is just ??? can i NOT shove a gun into his hands now? what is that? a crime? really? gonna tell on me? a criminal? for crimes?#but genuinely it stresses her out bc she loves her adopted son but loves her best friend and eventually she realizes#ok puppy agent man is loyal to them but not a criminal thats ok#while rudyard is like ... passing him guns to try out as a bonding thing#but also he is fascinated with how good the agents aim is like hey kitty you should watch how far he can shoot perfectly#hey kitty remember all those dead underlings and how precise their kills were to make them not suffer this guy is really good#also for what its worth ruds mom is still alive! shes just in a nursing home now and he goes to visit her#kitty and rudyard have such a fun dynamic to me and both are murderers but its okay (its not)#also kitty likes anime and she has forced rud to watch anime with her and he just accepts his fate#bc it makes kitty happy to share so he will watch to make her happy even if he doesnt understand all the appeal
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I wonder what about me, a trans man with boobs, make people think I don't experience misogyny 🤔
#like do you think i have male privilege as well?#do you think i dont benefit from feminism?#curious#i was talking with my mom about it and she was surprised i still got treated “like a woman”#like maam no one sees me as a guy ok they see me as a weird androgynous girl at best#idk man but this shit usually comes from cis women and im tired#like i once got called the enemy because im a trans guy??? like sure noemie#i dont even consider myself a binary man im transmasc but cis people cant wrap their head around that i guess
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Prompt 347
Dan huffs, glaring at the counter as though it would suddenly become more of his height. Who knows, maybe he’d manage it if not for the fact Mom- curse his baby body for getting attached- was right there watching him.
“Do you want help?” Danny didn’t sound amused at his struggles at least, so small mercies as he begrudgingly held up his hands to get picked up. And ignore the cooing of the worker as he even more begrudgingly handed over his pokeball to be healed. They better not lose them…
Though he supposed being carried like this made it easier to ignore the other people in the center, curling into mom’s coat. He ignored the chuckle his perking up got, grabbing his pokeball back and holding it close to his chest again. No murder today then. Even if one of the people look familiar and has been staring at them for way too long and it’s suspicious…
(The displaced hero-vigilante on the other hand, swears the child looks familiar. Like, world-ending threat familiar. And they don’t want to jump to conclusions but…)
Just some pokemon ideas, ignore it if you wanna or have your own ideas lol ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Danny Phantom: Giratina & Alolan Sandslash & Dusclops & Male Gardevoir & Beheeyem & Litwick & Clefable & Zoroark & Hisui Zorua & Drakloak
Ellie Phantom: Slither Wing & Deoxys & Scorupi & Ditto & Hisui Typhlosion
Jordan Phantom: Minior & Yveltal & Charcadet
(If you want other Clone kids included)
Orion Phantom/Bedsheet Ghost: Mimikyu & Galarian Corsola
Rigel Phantom/Monster Ghost: Wobbuffet & Litten
Algor Phantom/Tiny Ghost: Smoliv & Ghastly
Draco Phantom/Perfect Clone: Eevee & Banette
#DCxDP#DPxDC#PokemonxDPxDC#PokemonxDCxDP#Pokemon Crossover#Danny is best friends with Giratina & they bring them to the pokemon dimensions constantly#They don’t really battle but it gives the kids a chance to get out their energy#Ancient of Space Danny#Sun Core Dan#Space Core Danny#Ellie is also around but she got permission to explore the small town#If you wanna include the other clones of Algor; Draco; Rigel; & Orion then do so#Tiny Dan with even tinier Tiny Ghost; Perfect Clone; Monster Ghost & Bedsheet Ghost#Now with physical bodies even if they have to grow from baby naturally#Phantom Family#<- I have designs for the clones under that tag if ur interested#What vigilante is it? Who knows that’s up to you#mom danny#dad danny#de aged dan#de aged dani#danny is not ghost king
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i miss my brother so much it feels more like mourning.
#he's still alive#he's out there#i know where he is#but i dont get to see him every day like i used to#i cant walk into his room any time i feel like and annoy him#i cant share a glance with him every time my mom says something crazy#i cant ask him to make me scramble eggs on toast because he makes it the best#i cant watch stupid reality shows with him and laugh with him at all stupid things people say#i cant get mad at him for using all the hot water#i cant ask him to go with me to places just because im too scared to go on my own#i cant gossip with him about everything going on in our lives#i cant hug him after a really hard day#i just miss him having around all the time#and i know i can text him#and call him#any time i feel like#but its just not the same as having him right in front of me#all that to say#i understand how callie feels#and im going to add a lot sibling interactions into mm#or ill die#(figuratively)#alli talks
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Armand's simpering little "and I never have" has taken on new dimensions for me. Technicality king and also I think very in keeping with his whole malign fairy creature deal. You can tell him not to hurt the bae, but you should really specify what "hurt" entails. Is chopping someone's hands off really hurting them? If they have annoyed you very much I mean.
-questions Armand might pose to Lestat that inspire him to leave the country
#I do think the root of what makes Lesmad so funny is that it is literally the one of two times Lestat has displayed good sense in love#both times his mother was standing right there telling him what to do so take from that what you will#but lestat does enjoy negative attention and fucking around to find out and needling powerful entities who are enamored with him#it takes so much for him to say yes you're hot. but still no#you are too good at fucking will my head and too willing to take liberties with my body i don't like this#though iirc part of it was having experienced Armand's mind whammy he didn't want to leave him in proximity to Gabrielle#once again mommy issues carry the day#anyway#press says iwtv#I have a post percolating in my heart about the reversal of Gabby telling Lestat she just wants to die knowing he's safe in Paris with his#boyfriend#explicitly severing their codependent you're my other half my twin me but a man thing#and Gabby telling him to leave Nicki with Armand and run#but it's actually half a post that amounts to a) this too is a perversion brought on by living past your own death and#b) actually though it's her being a good mom in both instances#like probably the two times she most clearly manages that are#leave this place and me and live your own best life without guilt or shame#and leave your boyfriend who has had a psychotic break and hates you now. do not involve yourself with the sewer creature who is violently#obsessed with you.#she packed up her kid and she left! also did some other things but we don't need to talk about that#cw: incest#interview with the vampire
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