#theo speaks

[ahoysteviex]

dad!eddie would be so good at bedtime stories. like, we saw him as a DM, those skills 100% translate to story time. those kids could throw anything at him and he'd be able to incorporate it into the story. he'd be so expressive and he'd do voices for all the characters.

at some point, it's basically a mini dnd session and eddie has to set a timer so they don't stay up way past bedtime. eventually he'd make character sheets for the kids and make a whole campaign.

but then if there's ever a night where eddie can't do story time (he has to work late, he's sick, whatever) and steve or billy have to do it, they can't hold a candle to their husband. it's honestly pitiful. the storybooks they have literally have dust on them because the kids never ask for them anymore because eddie just improvs everything and is great at it. so when steve pulls a book out, the kids audibly groan.

i think steve would at least attempt to do silly voices even though they're nothing in comparison to eddie's range. billy wouldn't even try to read anything in character. he'd do narrator voice and that's it, which is why he's always the last pick.

[diddlefib]

Quick ageredips PSA

(mentions of diaper usage)

Those of y’all who use their dips/pullups/etc while small for any reason (incontinence, comfort, immersion, etc):

If your dip feels vaguely moist or really anything other than completely dry, check (or have your cg check) and -if you aren’t dry- go change. This goes doubly for messing if that’s something you have to think about.

Don’t wait. Waiting is a good way to get diaper rash or UTIs, and those both suck.

[pupskittendeer]

listen I might have been in a continual mood for harder kink lately but the hardest one right now is wanting to feel craved and taken care of and desired

[sadwizardvibes]

Do you ever think about how taash’s shirt in their strong arm armor is knitted and you could probably make it if you took some time to figure it out or are you normal

[lessons-in-poison]

Welcome, dear students to my class.

OOC:

This blog is operated by one of the admins from @xaviers-student-union

The artist of my character is Emerchi, I own the character design in question.

Please no NSFW asks, while I am an adult [21] and so is Theo, I just am not comfortable with it.

Please dm me before initating angst with Theo.

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Name: Theodora Hearth

Nicknames: Theo, Miss.Lock.

Codename: Lady Hemlock

Age: 46

Birthday: 22rd of October

Star Sign; Scorpio

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Fluid

Teaches: Biology, Chemistry and Drama. Often acts as an additional teacher when needed as her science classes are AP, for the older students and thus aren't as scheduled as her colleges.

Mutation: Toxikinesis - The Ability to fully manipulate toxins and poisons. She is able to influence the type of substance her body creates, by consuming small amounts of that substance she's able to perfectly recreate it.

However, she's unable to do this with an antidote. Her ability only allows her to break down the ingredients, giving her a headstart.

Theo is highly resistant to toxins, but not conpletley immune. Her resistance is actually not natural and simply a side effect of consuming trace amounts of lethal toxins over the years.

Personality: Somewhat sly, and cunning. She is often tricky when it comes to her colleagues, never giving a full answer or statement if it's not a serious going on. However, she's genuine with students. Guiding them to realise that if they wish to survive in a world that hates them, they must numb themselves to childish insults and focus on their surroundings and on rising as much as they can to succeed.

Backstory: A former member of the mutant brotherhood, she betrayed Magneto and sought the X-Men for refuge in her teens. Joining them and after attending university, she rejoined the institute now as a teacher

[words-etched-in-her-skin]

Happy Mother's Day to the Milf we'd all like to choke slam us 😌💋

[louispositivityanon]

Hello beautiful people! I’m Louis Positivity Anon and I welcome you to my blog.

My name will remain anonymous, but if you must refer to me you can call me Theo. My goal is to bring positivity to the fandom, remember the reasons why we love and support Louis, and why we love our fandom. This blog is for everyone, that means larries are welcomed.

This blog will have two purposes:

Send asks to people in the fandom.

Reblog people’s answers to have a place where we can store all the positivity

You’re welcome to send asks whenever you want, just keep it respectful. You can also tag me in any positive post about Louis, his fans and any kind of creations. I will be tracking #theoreblogs

Have a wonderful day ♥️

[theclichefortunecookie]

genuinely get a kick out of when i see the same post back to back but they aren't reblogged by the same people or from the same person like what serendipity

[xephyr-your-sticks]

Goobers don't wear your binders for too long if you've got big titty disease, I bruised my goddamn ribs

[hauntedhouserealtor]

hi! would you consider adding some of hp lovecraft's stuff to your list of stuff to cover?

Hi there!

I'm not familiar with most of Lovecraft's library, but if you felt there were a couple of his stories that involved haunted houses, I'd consider putting them on the media list to cover eventually! Just send me the ones you're thinking of :)

Also thank you, Anon, for inadvertently reminding me that I need to add Poe's The Fall of the House of Usher to the media list x

[w0rdcrimes]

link in this episode of gmm is dressed like a 2nd grader i can't explain it

its the flannel mixed with the jeans rolled once and the shoes

[diddlefib]

To the anon that sent in an ask responding to this post a month ago (sorry about the wait!) to ask abt if "change if there's moisture" applies to sweat also, tumblr seems to have eaten my drafted reply:

(mentions of diaper use/wetting)

I know first hand that sweat can cause dip-rash-esque rashes if you're sweating a lot and then, like, go to bed, you run a risk of waking up w/ a rash. I'm inclined to say that if you're sweating enough that the dip/pullup/etc feels similar to how a full/leaking one feels then you should change into fresh padding, but idk if that was quite what you were asking or if that's actually true.

tldr: idk really, sorry Nonny. (followers if y'all have any advice feel free to chime in in the notes!)

[pupskittendeer]

need to be a puppy on all fours choking on cock

[sadwizardvibes]

People id like to know better

Tagged by @sapphicnerd

Last song: Find My Way Home by MisterWives

Favorite color: pink!

Last book: rn im reading Legacy of Ash by Matthew Ward. Its pretty good! The last book i read (not counting audiobooks) was A Little Life by Hanya Yanagihara which was! Not very good!

Last movie: wicked!! 10/10 would see again. I think i cried like three times i have always loved wicked.

Last tv show: yesterday i went home and watched some of bridgerton s2 with my mom since she hasnt seen it yet

Sweet/spicy/savory: sweet first, then savory, then spicy. I have a wicked sweet tooth

Relationship status: engaged!

Last thing i googled: the kim kardashian(?) meme where shes like ‘if you know how i feel then why would you say that???’ I did not succeed.

Current obsession: knitting im always knitting or thinking about knitting and what i could knit rn im working on the second of a set of colorwork socks and in my humble onion they are Very Cute. I have promised pairs to my friend and her husband already

Looking forward to: tomorrow is yule! Happy solstice! Im making pasta from scratch and homemade sauce and my partner is doing bread and my friend sent us some peach and pepper jam from stuff she grew in her garden so im gonna put that out too im just so pumped to have everyone over and feed them. Its a yearly tradition for me.

(No pressure) but ill tag my aformentioned fiance @grymoore and some peachuals whose @‘s i dont remember uhhh marta and moon if you see this i mean you

[words-etched-in-her-skin]

Have some author face on their Birthday 🖤✨

[louispositivityanon]

Hello beautiful people, I want to thank you all for the warm welcoming you’ve given me, I appreciate it. I’m trying to send asks to as many people as I can. If you haven’t received an ask or know of someone who hasn’t received an ask feel free to reach to me. I want everyone to feel included.

I’m running this account by myself, so if I haven’t reblogged your post yet don’t worry, I will get to it as soon as I can.

Once again thank you all for being amazing and wonderful. Have a lovely day ♥️