#theo speaks

[ahoysteviex]

dad!eddie would be so good at bedtime stories. like, we saw him as a DM, those skills 100% translate to story time. those kids could throw anything at him and he'd be able to incorporate it into the story. he'd be so expressive and he'd do voices for all the characters.

at some point, it's basically a mini dnd session and eddie has to set a timer so they don't stay up way past bedtime. eventually he'd make character sheets for the kids and make a whole campaign.

but then if there's ever a night where eddie can't do story time (he has to work late, he's sick, whatever) and steve or billy have to do it, they can't hold a candle to their husband. it's honestly pitiful. the storybooks they have literally have dust on them because the kids never ask for them anymore because eddie just improvs everything and is great at it. so when steve pulls a book out, the kids audibly groan.

i think steve would at least attempt to do silly voices even though they're nothing in comparison to eddie's range. billy wouldn't even try to read anything in character. he'd do narrator voice and that's it, which is why he's always the last pick.

[theclichefortunecookie]

Hello! I am Mohammed the father of three children of Muhannad, Karam, and karim.

and I ask you to support my campaign to help me achieve my goal. 🍉🥹

I desperately need your support now to help my family survive and be safe. Gaza is a very dangerous place in terms of life and life. 🥹🇵🇸

I need your financial support to enable me to obtain the basic needs of my family so that the Rafah crossing is reopened to transfer my family to safety and peace. 💔🥺

Please help the family survive through your small donations or 🙏🙏🍉through your contribution

Mohammed's campaign has been vetteed by The ButterflyEffect Project #503 on their list and also Paliliberation and is Family #40 on their list. They are incredibly low on funds please consider donating!

[diddlefib]

Quick ageredips PSA

(mentions of diaper usage)

Those of y’all who use their dips/pullups/etc while small for any reason (incontinence, comfort, immersion, etc):

If your dip feels vaguely moist or really anything other than completely dry, check (or have your cg check) and -if you aren’t dry- go change. This goes doubly for messing if that’s something you have to think about.

Don’t wait. Waiting is a good way to get diaper rash or UTIs, and those both suck.

[pupskittendeer]

listen I might have been in a continual mood for harder kink lately but the hardest one right now is wanting to feel craved and taken care of and desired

[lessons-in-poison]

Welcome, dear students to my class.

OOC:

This blog is operated by one of the admins from @xaviers-student-union

The artist of my character is Emerchi, I own the character design in question.

Please no NSFW asks, while I am an adult [21] and so is Theo, I just am not comfortable with it.

Please dm me before initating angst with Theo.

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Name: Theodora Hearth

Nicknames: Theo, Miss.Lock.

Codename: Lady Hemlock

Age: 46

Birthday: 22rd of October

Star Sign; Scorpio

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Fluid

Teaches: Biology, Chemistry and Drama. Often acts as an additional teacher when needed as her science classes are AP, for the older students and thus aren't as scheduled as her colleges.

Mutation: Toxikinesis - The Ability to fully manipulate toxins and poisons. She is able to influence the type of substance her body creates, by consuming small amounts of that substance she's able to perfectly recreate it.

However, she's unable to do this with an antidote. Her ability only allows her to break down the ingredients, giving her a headstart.

Theo is highly resistant to toxins, but not conpletley immune. Her resistance is actually not natural and simply a side effect of consuming trace amounts of lethal toxins over the years.

Personality: Somewhat sly, and cunning. She is often tricky when it comes to her colleagues, never giving a full answer or statement if it's not a serious going on. However, she's genuine with students. Guiding them to realise that if they wish to survive in a world that hates them, they must numb themselves to childish insults and focus on their surroundings and on rising as much as they can to succeed.

Backstory: A former member of the mutant brotherhood, she betrayed Magneto and sought the X-Men for refuge in her teens. Joining them and after attending university, she rejoined the institute now as a teacher

[words-etched-in-her-skin]

Happy Mother's Day to the Milf we'd all like to choke slam us 😌💋

[louispositivityanon]

Hello beautiful people! I’m Louis Positivity Anon and I welcome you to my blog.

My name will remain anonymous, but if you must refer to me you can call me Theo. My goal is to bring positivity to the fandom, remember the reasons why we love and support Louis, and why we love our fandom. This blog is for everyone, that means larries are welcomed.

This blog will have two purposes:

Send asks to people in the fandom.

Reblog people’s answers to have a place where we can store all the positivity

You’re welcome to send asks whenever you want, just keep it respectful. You can also tag me in any positive post about Louis, his fans and any kind of creations. I will be tracking #theoreblogs

Have a wonderful day ♥️

[xephyr-your-sticks]

Goobers don't wear your binders for too long if you've got big titty disease, I bruised my goddamn ribs

[hauntedhouserealtor]

hi! would you consider adding some of hp lovecraft's stuff to your list of stuff to cover?

Hi there!

I'm not familiar with most of Lovecraft's library, but if you felt there were a couple of his stories that involved haunted houses, I'd consider putting them on the media list to cover eventually! Just send me the ones you're thinking of :)

Also thank you, Anon, for inadvertently reminding me that I need to add Poe's The Fall of the House of Usher to the media list x

[theclichefortunecookie]

Hello there, 👋

I am Tamer Aldeeb, a dentist from Gaza.

We have suffered greatly from fear, displacement, and the destruction of our home and my clinic, and everything we literally own...

We want to save ourselves from what seems like an inevitable death.

I hope you can take a look at my campaign on the pinned post on my profile ,and help us by donating or sharing our campaign to reach the largest number of supporters.🌹🌹

Our campaign is verified by @90-ghost , @ibtisams , @el-shab-hussein , @nabulsi and @fairuzfan 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

Thanks a lot in advance ❤️❤️❤️

Dr. Tamer Al-Deeb is #191 on @el-shab-hussein and @nabulsi's list and is at €24,226 out of €40k! He is 60% if we can continue to support him and his family's campaign!

[diddlefib]

Love it when stuffies do the thing (be soft and hold onto body heat well enough that when you hug them they’re warm and feel alive)

[pupskittendeer]

need to be a puppy on all fours choking on cock

[w0rdcrimes]

link in this episode of gmm is dressed like a 2nd grader i can't explain it

its the flannel mixed with the jeans rolled once and the shoes

[words-etched-in-her-skin]

Have some author face on their Birthday 🖤✨

[louispositivityanon]

Hello beautiful people, I want to thank you all for the warm welcoming you’ve given me, I appreciate it. I’m trying to send asks to as many people as I can. If you haven’t received an ask or know of someone who hasn’t received an ask feel free to reach to me. I want everyone to feel included.

I’m running this account by myself, so if I haven’t reblogged your post yet don’t worry, I will get to it as soon as I can.

Once again thank you all for being amazing and wonderful. Have a lovely day ♥️

[theclichefortunecookie]

I am Mahmoud Helles, the owner of the donation campaign.The campaign aims to expel my family from Gaza and expel my wife to Egypt due to her serious condition with a kidney injury. Please enter my page and then share .https://gofund.me/53fa2830🌹🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🌹😭

Mahmoud is #170 in @el-shab-hussein and @nabulsi's list, he is at €24,983 out of €37k which is 67% of his goal, but he has only gotten €45 in the last 4 days! I can spare €5 right now, if anyone can match my donation?