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krysmcscience · 6 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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huginsmemory · 6 months ago

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The one thing led to another night is very much likely hinting at Bill and Ford fucking, but considering Stan's penchant for getting married while drunk, LITERALLY at one point to ol' Goldie, a horrifying gold panning statue souvenir dispenser(?), may mean that Ford would also have a penchant for that. So Ford marrying Bill that night, instead of them fucking (or marrying and fucking) is actually plausible, and also EXTREMELY FUNNY to me. Both of them have such terrible romance track records.

Also like, I know there's a lot of jokes going around about Stanley being like YOU FUCKED A TRIANGLE? Which I love btw, but like. SIR YOU MARRIED A MAYBE CURSED SOUVENIR DISPENSER THATS A STATUE OF A HORRIFYING OLD MAN GOLD PANNING, DO YOU REALLY HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON?

#i mean tbh i feel like Bill would have NEVER let that information be forgotten and would CONSTANTLY remind Ford about it #as a manipulation technique but id also get the vibe disney would have DEFINITELY axed any direct implications of them being married #at keast definitely during the show. book of bill also probably considering them having a relationship is heavily implied but not outright #stated #also its EXTREMELY funny to me if both the twins married people while drunk #hugin rambles #book of bill #thisisnotawebsitedotcom #gravity falls #bill cipher #billford #ford pines #stanford pines #stanley pines #stan pines #hugin rambles gf

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artuurle · 2 months ago

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I don't have a silly cheeky comment for this one besides it leans heavily on my headcanons and stuff on Grujaja. (that's how you know ur in the tranches for a character.)

^face of a guy that keeps hurtin his bonds w anyone close to him. Bonus doodles i made while drawing this that are semi related due to being tied to my Gr headcanons unda the cut lol:

#great god grove #ggg spoilers #ggg capochin #ggg grujaja #ggg gr #ggg hector #<- in the readmore lol #Capo is so used to my Grujaja just quietly doing what he asks even after the bizzyboys dissolve it throws him through a loop when told no #<- this is a fact ive drawn in past images. i did that on purpose. Grujaja doing what he's told no hesitation or input #spent 3/4s of his life following these guys and not having his own personal hobbies. or having many personal items. it was his life #devoted to a cause and what it stood for because to him it saved his life meanwhile its just another festering wound.#capo is also drunk and girlrotting #capo lashing out at things and going too far fans where are u im right here #also please note the use of “kid” to a 40 year old man.#Capo still seeing gr as a small scared kid despite it being 33 years later #and getting the smack in the face this guy is a more mature adult than he is #because capo straight up broke the one thing Gruja wore on him he really cared about and instead on attacking that man he just gets up #and walks away #i cope with my evil images by drawing tiny gr because he brings me joy lol. little animal.#anyeay sorry guys for the insanity sometimes it controls me like a puppet to commit crimes and heavy headcanoning

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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idec anymore. sending this out into the wild

#is this nsft idk #im not tagging this anymore than that if this post finds its people it finds them #snap sketches #this is my idea of drunk posting ig idk. highkey the whiskey's like pretty much worn off but while i was making this post i felt the effect #im still posting it idc havent posted no bullfuckery in a minute and i guess this counts if youre dehydrated enough #listen all i know is that house of m magneto is being released on my birthday and i saw the rendered model for it #and im very not normal. i drew this before seeing it on my tl but still #im just that in tuned with teh universe idk ..#anyway its my bitch ass friend kaylas birthday today. whatever. already wisehd her happy bday #i wanted to draw a comic bout pietro getting mags terrible shampoo that dries his hair out #'is that why' yeah thats why i drew this. too lazy to draw all that rn but the idea of him wearing his helmet in the shower makes me laugh #alas new mutants has shown me he DOES properly wash her hair or whatever ... who even cares ...#also 'snap thats really specific' yeah because i used shampoo my bro got me and it dried my hair out #and i know this because the second i switched shampoos my hair was good and Nto Dry agian the FUCK. evil.#ok bye. im gonna laze around on the couch until i pass out vjLEAKVJAKLJ

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kacievvbbbb · 7 months ago

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honestly you would think Rayleigh gave birth to shanks the way they are just exactly the same person right down to their alcoholism, penchant for scheming love of sandals and other generally horrible fashion items.

In a world where Mihawk meets Shanks first, he later goes to challenge old man Rayleigh and it all starts to click into place. like "oh you're the reason I'm stuck with that" point to Shanks wearing an outfit a pattern blind person put togther.

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kirkwallguy · 5 months ago

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extremely funny coming from writers whose characters return and play major roles in more than one game. yeah sorry guys we couldnt do anything interesting with the game because we had to protect our fans from the conflict we would write if we did <3

#veilguard spoilers /#these arent my screenshots btw im old and dont know how to use bluesky #weekes REALLY rubs me the wrong way. i dont like their writing enough for them to be acting like this. mary kirby can get away with it #just about because i know she kind of means it but weekes' obsession with being the person that writes drama / twists is kind of juvenile #like we've all had that writing phase lol #likr what is this. you sound like a teenager talking about the supernatural finale #also the alistair comment is kind of not true at all. he can die in dai but his cameo in da2 is a really good example of choices in #the previous game having consequences in the form of a small cutscene? seeing him drunk in the bar the first time #i played da2 and KNOWING it was my fault was so good

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generalsdiary · 5 months ago

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drunk alhaitham who yaps about the improvements the sumeru education system should make & kaveh, also drunk, attentively listening- the literal most beautiful man in whole of sumeru, with sparkly red eyes, messy blond hair, and a soft blush across his cheeks, with his full attention on the autistic scribe. flustering alhaitham to the point he stops mid sentence, averting his eyes, "oh fuck."

#THE GAYS #guys literally alhaitham would be drunk #with no filter #and that would make room in his mind to focus on how fucking drop dead gorgeous kaveh is #i should write this #alhaitham x kaveh #haikaveh #kavetham #genshin impact #drabble #fluff #they're adorable drunks #your honor #also no im not writing alhaitham here as if he got turned on but just flustered by the sheer beauty this man has #how fucking dropdead beautiful kaveh is #i am alhaitham alhaitham is me #kaveh is AAAAAAH #alhaitham 1 minute flat of silence later: you're so pretty #another; alhaitham remembering this is his boyfriend and putting a hand over his mouth in shock as he recalls #shaky pupils as he realizes he could just kiss him rn #like he could do that #no one would stop him #enter alhaitham panicking #kaveh smiles as he observes his bf just being quiet #alhaitham sees him smile AND LOSES IT COMPLETELY #A BLUSHING MESS INTERNALLY SCREAMING

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a-most-beloved-fool · 2 months ago

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so... TOS characters were probably famous enough to have little kitschy souvenirs and such made of them & sold in starbases, yeah? novelty candies and the like?

because i'm imagining a crack-fic where spock (pining or feeling heartbroken) gets ahold of kirk-shaped chocolates and gets Very Drunk And Sad by eating them.

#kirk walks in on spock crying & taking a big bite out of his head and is like um. should i come back later?#spock illogically can't even bring himself to wrinkle up the little foils the chocolates were wrapped in because Kirk's On Them #he takes them off So Carefully to keep from tearing them but he rips one at some point bc he's drunk and then he cries about it #he could also get mccoy shaped chocolates for a bit of mcspirk but i think the captain's the more likely choice for chocolate shapes #this is another i won't write so if you want to go for it!!!#don't even have to ask! (just send me a link if you do!)#free to a good home #star trek tos #tos #spock #spirk #vulcan biology #vulcans get drunk on chocolate #i am being silly again #like should i tag this as tw drinking? it's not alcohol but it has the same effect as alcohol...#tw drunk

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fresanita · 7 months ago

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Angel Dust Turns Human - Pg1

I need to mention how insane it is that Angel Dust is like, around 8ft tall. I'm not good at drawing tall people, so his human form made him shorter since, if he was alive, he'd be at least around 6ft; that's as tall as he's gonna get!

Anyways, I like Angel Dust centered media bc he's my fav🫶👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 It upset me, when I finally watched the damn show, how little screen time he had (no, those 2 episodes were not enough for me). Personally, I don't think his character was that explored, so I'm just stretching him out a bit in this - even if it goes against Canon, sorry☹️

In fact, this whole comic goes against Canon😔. Since the whole point is Parental Alastor & Angel as a son figure. I don't see enough of that (obviously since it doesn't fit much but idc) so I made my own.

It's also possessive Alastor, since I really love 'yandere' parental/platonical relationships, there's not much media with that trope💔

NO ROMANCE! This whole thing is found family🙏

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #alastor #charlie morningstar #human au #? i guess #parental figures #comic art #fanart #yandere parent #possesive love #/platonic #no romantic relationships #no romance #sorry guys I just dont ship Angel dust w anyone :(#not that he CANT be in a relationship. I just dont see him in one - or the one I picture in my head #it makes me sad that he doesnt rlly have anyone to confide in - excluding any potential romantic partners #I dont count charlie since their relationship is rarely ever shown; I dont rlly see the two being close - no matter how hard they tried #alastor being a parental figure is mainly because of his 'creepy/scary' aspect - I like parents who are intimidating. even to their kids #husk couldve also been a father figure here but I just dont see it sorry - hes too much of a drunk so..#hes better off as a pal #hazbin art #hazbin lucifer

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applepie-enthusiast · 7 months ago

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Modern SaneSabiGiyuu ft. adopted child Tanjirou

Sabito, holding up Tanjirou: stinky

Giyuu, drunk: no!!! don't be mean!!!

Sabito, swaying Tanjirou back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

Giyuu, still very drunk: no!!!!!!!!!

Sanemi, not looking up from scrolling on his phone: naughty boy, brat kid

Giyuu, distraught: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

#all the while tanjirou has that :o face #or he's smiling like a baby #lmao #don't hate me for this #sanesabigiyuu #shinazugawa sanemi #tomioka giyuu #sabito #sanegiyuu #sabigiyuu #kamado tanjirou #tanjirou being cute okay #giyuu is a cute drunk change my mind #also just imagine kid giyuus smile and if circumstances were dofferent he would've KEPT that smile tbh #anyway just an imagine #i love these three idiots #and my son tanjirou #kny #kimetsu no yaiba

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turtledotjpeg · 8 months ago

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@hxhbigbang24 time!!

I drew for this fic which made me SAD and also made my HEART WARM!! I will not say too much to avoid spoiling future chapters, but I illustrated a few moments from this scene near the end of the story that I loved!

#hxh #hunter x hunter #hxhbb24 #melody hxh #leorio paladiknight #leosen #senritsu #leomelody #leomelopika #(<- in a way)#my brain got stuck for a while on the idea of doing One Big Piece #and then I realized a series of faster looser drawings probably better captured the sort of #whirlwind feeling of this scene that i loved in the first place #something about traveling scenes at night is just. *chefs kiss*#(or maybe that's just my excuse LOL but I hope it worked out okay!!)#'Leomelody has so much love to give' <- (from the fic tags) YOU GET IT #part of me is glad fandom as a whole was able to look at the 'best heartbeat' scene without making it into a ship thing but #in my heart of hearts i think this ship is so underrated they would care about each other so much and make each other laugh #and also probably have a grand old time goofing off together (while we see her being more restrained nowadays this IS the same melody who #got drunk and listened to the creepy cursed sonata quite likely thinking it'd be a cool fun idea)

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veinsfullofstars · 4 months ago

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🍷 Kirbtober 2024 Day 22: Ship or Hangout 🍷

(ID: Kirby series fanart of Daroach and Dark Meta Knight overindulging on “fancy grape juice” together, their faces brightly flushed from the several bottles standing empty around them. The thief sits with a glass held loosely in one paw, laughing and resting the other paw on the unmasked knight’s head as he lays sprawled over Daroach’s torso, disgruntled but not particularly inclined to move, his wing lazily draped over them both. END ID.)

“Ha! Who's the *hic* lightweight now, sunshine?”

“Mmrrghshuddup. Smartass rat with your stupid pretty mouth stupid mmghngh..."

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