#being a serf

[serfmortimer]

hast thou ever beheld a serf danceth in the manner of a white boy? carnal style?

[serfmortimer]

mine lord, whence he dost ponder upon me

don't be afraid to hurt them. Don't be afraid to hurt them. Don't be afraid to hurt them.

[creatureprofessor]

i can just say things on this website, watch.

Had he known about them, Jopson would have been into 18th c. and earlier Transylvanian folk ballads. Not overtly, even though he would have heavily empathized w Kádár Kata whenever he thought about Crozier, and as an added bonus, women do not laugh in ballads in the majority of the time. would be a weird way to deal w his trauma and his feelings about/for Crozier, but was Thomas "perverse pleasure upon seeing the lashing" Jopson ever that normal to begin with...

[rxttenfish]

interrupting this chapter of caecilian to finally fucking write this serf conversation jesus CHRIST

[anamelessfool]

"Cry harder, Lib Snowflakes," they leer, while sawing off the tree limb they're all fucking sitting on

[thestressedsimmer]

August 6th, 1315: The Ezzo Farm

As her pregnancy progressed, Vanna did her very best to get a hold of herself and upkeep the house despite her dizzy spells. Adamuccio, meanwhile, managed to finally get in some archery practice.

He'd enjoyed it when he was a young boy but with his large farm, he'd not been able to practice very much.

It was while Vanna was napping, resting after cleaning her house, that she felt the first stabs of labor pains.

She was a rather heavy sleeper, so for pain to wake her? It had to be an extremely harsh pain.

The pain was followed by a rush of water. It terrified her to her core but it also hurt. She had known that labor was harsh and involved a lot of screaming, but she didn't realize that this was why those women were screaming.

Why did they continue to have babies? Is it some kind of cruel joke from the Watcher?

A part of her was grateful that there weren't many chores to be done around the farm right now because it meant her husband could be present for her labor.

He was a source of strength. Her rational brain would want to kick herself for saying such a thing since his work puts food on their table and lack of it put them in serious danger, but she didn't know how she would do this without him.

That thought only became stronger (while she could still think) as she was ushered to bed. Finally, it would be time to meet their baby. And find out if they were having a boy or a girl.

While it was unseemly for a man to be with a woman during birth, they weren't fancy people. They were the poorest of the poor and couldn't afford a midwife, even with their community offering support.

As her labor progressed, her husband never once left her side. Vanna had never felt such pain in her life, she felt as if she was dying.

But Adamuccio kept her grounded. Kept reminding her that if she doesn't do this, her child would never be born and she would never get to meet him or her.

That was enough to help her find strength.

She screamed, burying her face in her husband's shoulder as she pushed... and pushed... and pushed.....

Finally, she heard a cry. She was flooded with relief as she reached towards her husband - who handed her a perfect little son.

"Sul sul, nooboo." She whispered to him; marveling at the fact that he seemed to stop crying once he was in her arms.

[spirit-pyrite]

The interne is good because it is the place where I can look at lyrics to many of whatever songs I want to. Woah!

[moodymisty]

the fact we cant get no pussy munchin from our boy mr rushal since sevatar yoinked his gyaddam tongue like a game of got-ur-nose smh worst crime sev's commited arguably

Bro i am LAUGHING

i'm sure we could figure something out, the man still got all his fingers don't he?

[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]

capitalism definitely causes a lot of problems we face today but people are always talking about it like capitalism cropped up very recently and I know you're probably going to be like "well it's different now" idk I guess you need to call it something different then or perhaps try to make an actual point with some other words

[serfmortimer]

this is mine own introduction. mine own nameth is mortimer and i plow the fields and doth mine own lords bidding, i am in mine own twenties and therefore closeth to dying. mine own lord enjoys kicking me in a mud puddle and making me danceth for him. mine own hobby is stealing mine asshole neighbor gavin's crops

mine own do-not-interacteth listeth, he'd it prithee

dni If thou arent mine lord prithee do not follow me, mine lord is possessive

dni if though art a tax collector, if thee are here to take mine crops i shall cry

dni church blogs, feudal taxation has left me with nothing but mine horse named beauregard and a blanket which i soak in cows milk (and then sippeth out of). the church doth take half mine own foison and tells me to prayeth for salvation

dni if thee call yourself a diy account but do not haveth tutorials on making things out of lint and a string of fabric i got from mine asshole neighbor gavin

dni if thee in tournament fandoms, while thee attendeth thy tournaments, I bleed over mine dying field

dni people who don’t understand the struggles of manual labor (dni if thee don’t have calluses on thy hands. If thee haven’t spent 12 hours in a field, we can��t be mutuals

dni if thee a chivalry enthusiast. knights receiveth shiny armor and gold while I here diggeth in the mud. not interested.

dni time travelers (if thee from the future and bethink this is a ‘quaint’ era) tis mine life. its not a renaissance fair, it’s my reality

dni if 't be true thee hark to tayl'r of swift

[thefandomexpert]

absolutely no shade to my self-ship siblings (important foundational corner of any healthy fandom ecosystem) however i think all y’all mourning the fact that u as a human could not breed a primarch are missing a very obvious opportunity

like all i’m saying is if u want someone who can ride guilliman until his pelvis breaks yvraine is Right There. she could get him pregnant. i know this. james workshop told me all about it actually

[kzele]

Don't usually write for/about politics but. . .the Dep. of Labor just charged my parents' small business with a $25 fine for being ONE dollar short on one of their many expenses. Isn't having a big gov. grand? Especially one that ignores the big corporations sweatshops and insider trading. But clearly, CLEARLY, they have their priorities in order here.

[technicolorxsn]

thinking about the commentary being made with gideons sole hope on the ninth being joining the army

[thatoneluckybee]

:3

You know if you click backspace enough you can delete the table you have raged about the tables many a time

Why is REKO YABUSAME IN THE HOMESICK?

[rxttenfish]

What species are Miranda's serfs? I assume that they are from the merkingdom and live underwater just like her, so they can't be land-based species.

:)

well you see.

the serfs aren't a species.

[daezedglownut]

@l1zardl1ps it’s giving LuminErik lmfaooo

(And a little bit of Jade/Hendrik 💀)