selkiez
This Is Not A Place Of Honor
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i think cilantro tastes like soap and i love it so much
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selkiez · 10 minutes ago
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Sculpture by Virtu More
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selkiez · 1 hour ago
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slenderman if he was about worker's rights: discuss your wages
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selkiez · 1 hour ago
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Here's a legal PSA:
If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...
YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.
Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.
If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".
Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.
YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.
Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.
Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.
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selkiez · 5 hours ago
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This is the thing about being a pedestrian tho drivers just straight up loathe your existence and act like you are somehow a problem for being a fucking pedestrian. Some cunt in a jeep almost hit me today while I was ALREADY in the crosswalk and she had a red fucking light and had the balls to scream at me. Like fucking excuse you? I don't trust any of y'all as drivers and in my world, the driver should always be at fault of hitting a pedestrian. "You walked out in front of my big truck" cool get a smaller vehicle if you can't give pedestrians the right of way.
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selkiez · 5 hours ago
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modern art exhibit titled "I bet you won't kill yourself" that is just a loaded gun on a podium in a museum
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selkiez · 8 hours ago
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I honestly feel like the proliferation of LED headlights was the canary in the coalmine for the general attitude we see in the political climate these days and i'm not even remotely kidding
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selkiez · 8 hours ago
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this is like the dumbest thing in the world to write about a 24 yo with zero children who set out on a ridiculously dangerous expedition to record animal behaviour in the wild
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selkiez · 8 hours ago
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????? Um there r other news sites not behind paywalls. U can also just look up things via search engine. You don’t need to be reading NYT to be informed of most of the shit u r accused of being under-informed for. I agree paywalls stink and maybe it does prevent u from learning abt some very specific things but in general…this is such a cop out. When it comes to americans it’s never their fault
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selkiez · 11 hours ago
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Idk I just have no patience for trans men/masculine people who refuse to acknowledge transmisogyny. Like. The worst experience I ever had with transphobia was when I was mistaken for a trans women. In a culinary program, I was cutting bell peppers, and one of the other students, a really big dude in a student leadership position, walks in and accusatory goes "so are you trying to be a woman, or something?" And I'm like. Well I'm trying to small dice these peppers. And I tell him I'm not a she and he says something to the effect of "Yeah I know that much." He makes some comment abt how whatever I'm doing doesn't make sense and he doesn't get it and when I tell him he doesn't have to, that he just has to respect it, he says "I don't have to do shit!" And gets real mad! Like actual threats mad! Tells me he could bash my skull in and to meet him outside for a fight and yeah it was fucking scary! The entire interaction I'm reminding myself that I'm the one currently holding a knife, if he tries anything.
Fast forward a few days later and my period is kicking my ass. Just absolutely destroying me. I'm in the dish pit, and I am visibly struggling, I'm nauseous, I'm in pain and bracing myself against walls. I'm not walking straight. And the same student leadership guy who was so aggressive with me when he thought I was transfem?
He tells me I look like I'm going to pass out. He says it's obvious I'm in pain, I shouldn't be in class, I can go sit down and if nobody can replace me he'll do the dishes himself.
Like. Do you get it yet. It's not just that he felt comfortable openly threatening me in a room full of other people when he thought I was a trans woman. It's that he did a complete 180 and was not only willing to support me, but actually pick up my slack once he knew I wasn't "that kind" of transgender. As soon as one of our classmates confirmed to him that I wasn't the wrong type of trans person I suddenly became someone who actually deserved care and compassion in his eyes. The "bigots think we're all the same and hate all of is equally" rhetoric isn't fucking true. It's just peddled to deny the privilege we have over other members of our community so it's easier to ignore how inhospitable supposedly trans-centric spaces are for TMA people.
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selkiez · 11 hours ago
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selkiez · 11 hours ago
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this isn't going to happen but it WOULD be very funny
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selkiez · 12 hours ago
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Hey, everyone! If you voted in this poll, can I get your attention for just a moment to help support Ahmed and Dina's campaign? ❤️
They are 78% of the way towards their goal!
€77,770 raised of €100K! Please consider donating to help them reach it, if you are able! And please reblog if you can't; any help is valued!
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Tagging others for reach, lmk if you want to be left out!
@dykeredhood @kibumkim @iwtv @iwilleatyourenglish @charmcoin
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selkiez · 12 hours ago
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art by @asanjou
PLEASE HELP THE ALHAW FAMILY! 3 Generations of this family are raising money for their survival in Gaza!
They are #12 on el-shab-hussein's list.
Please share this fundraiser on other platforms and donate as well! Even small donations add up!
€36,631 has been raised of their €90K goal. They have been raising funds since January 2024!
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selkiez · 12 hours ago
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It's really ridiculous how we had literal video proof of items being bought and distributed but GoFundMe still deleted HelpGazaChildren's campaign because there weren't any itemized receipts for the aid... Like I understand that in most other situations they're required, but how can you expect receipts from a literal warzone where people are constantly fleeing for their lives??
@abo-ataa, our friend Hussam from HelpGazaChildren, had dedicated all his time and energy into helping displaced people in Gaza, even when he himself was displaced, to the point where he doesn't even have a proper tent for him and his family.
And his personal fundraiser was also cancelled by GoFundMe, where they didn't allow him to collect the 9,000 Euros he raised!
Please try to contribute to his campaign where he's raising funds for him and his family to try and survive the harsh winter. Any amount, no matter how small, will go a long way in supporting them throughout all this.
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selkiez · 12 hours ago
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don't let the alt right make you think being a male is an immutable trait of yours. you can always become a woman to be a true leftist
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selkiez · 13 hours ago
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They need a hand signal to let a car know you want them to run you over
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selkiez · 13 hours ago
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cant believe they deleted this comminity note
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