#begging you

[p1-norris]

if the drivers would like to go on strike this season would be a good time to do so

[hornytdickthoughts]

getting ready for a flight thinking about how exciting it would be to have you with me

once we got through TSA I would duck into the bathroom and slip in a remote controlled vibrator into my cunt like you command

then all while we wait for our gate to board, I sit and shake in anticipation, feeling how wet and hard I am in my boxers as we distract ourselves before our flight, you show me funny videos and we play little word games but I can’t focus on anything but the fact that you have the remote in your pocket

after we board and are seated, you rest your hand on my thigh, running up and down and I’m practically shaking, you lean over and whisper in my ear to remind me to be a good quiet puppy, no one can know about our little game

as the plan starts taxing the runway, you take out the remote, and as it starts to pick up speed you turn on the lowest setting, my body jolts and shivers feeling it inside me

as the plane starts to take off, the loud engines blasting, you turn it up further and I squeeze my thighs together as it hits me in the right spot, I lean over and press my face into your arm, knowing I probably look like I’m terrified of planes to anyone around

right as I’m getting close I squeeze your arm tight and bite into the skin of your neck, and gasp silently as the pleasure builds before you turn it back down before I can go over the edge

you turn the vibrator down but not off, and pull out your phone to play a movie you downloaded for us to watch

and throughout the flight I can feel the vibrator change in pace, getting me worked up until I’m almost about to beg, as if you can hear my thoughts, you gently put your arm around me and pull me close so that I can lean against you

i just know as soon as we land and get to our destination, I’m stripping naked and presenting for you to fill me immediately

[hasgavlebockenbeeneatenyet]

Day 29

Please anyone do something to the goat...

[caityjay13]

begging y'all to stop calling Lucanis an old man please he is like 30

[amateurvamp]

Oh sweet Jesus I'm clawing at my enclosure

[twistthing]

Y'all. I'm obbessed with Shinyduo now. (GemxPearl from Life Series) Like, WHY. I'm never obbessed with anything before. If y'all want my head cannons about these two loveable and tragic yuri, please ask me. I need more outlets to my chaos. I can give you some headcannons. (Only characters. I don't ship real people unless they are together in real life.)

Gem loves playing with Pearl's hair

These two love cuddles

After session 8 of Wild Life, they took a break from each other

PvP training together

GAY AF

[loonybun]

mentally here

specifically on the slab. it is my home.

[brofightiscancelled]

ケムンパス spotted

[echodrops]

I am really struggling to understand the thought process of some of my students right now, and I don't even know what can be done to rectify the issue.

The last unit of my five-week summer literature class is on a personal essay from Joan Didion, called "Goodbye to All That."

Somehow, despite the unit literally being called "Creative Nonfiction with Joan Didion," me providing a PDF copy of the reading titled "Goodbye to All That" by Joan Didion, and even having an entire interactive video lesson on Joan Didion herself...

Somehow a student still turned in a reading response about "Good-Bye to All That" by Robert Graves. A nearly 400-page-long WWI autobiography.

So not only did this student not do the actually assigned reading, he also actively ignored every single Canvas page in the entire unit, completed a video-based assignment without listening to a word of it (apparently), and then, realizing that he had to find something to say about the unit, frantically googled "Goodbye to All That" and made up an entire two paragraph response based on a book he absolutely did not read.

When I asked the student how this mix-up could possibly have happened, he insisted he did read the PDF file from our class (weird, because Joan Didion's essay is not about WWI!) but just mixed up the author's name in his response.

I... What...?

At what point do you just have to start thinking "This is an aggressive refusal to read anything put in front of you"? Like, come on. Couldn't even read the name of the unit? Couldn't even engage with a Youtube video long enough to see a picture of Joan Didion and realize the writer for the unit is a woman definitely not named Robert Graves?

And at what point did common sense just not kick in? This is a five-week class; each unit is 3-4 weekdays max. Could the professor possibly be expecting the class to read a 400-page autobiography in three days, when everything else we're read has been less than 30 pages?

This is actually so concerning to me. How can we have college students that literally can't read?

Please... someone save me...

[pidgeyato]

My Rin interp's dad has a dragon mutation quirk, so I thought... why not give Rin a couple mutant traits?

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: him.

[guacanator]

Art trade w/ @thegitchingkimi <———-

she psycho on my nauts til I. something.. I dunno

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errkmmm I did tha left and they did the right !!!!! so fun !!!! so much joy very joyous go give them love on their page they are rlly talented 😝😝😝

[theicarusconstellation]

i need happy regulus and jegulus hcs so i don’t die

[luv-bunnie]

Bored, give me anonymous confessions, asks, anythinggg T^T cure my boredom pretty plzzzz

[transexualpirate]

h el l o ¿ So i am coming BACK to my cringy fucking roots embracing them and WRITING an ACTUAL MULTICHAPTER FANFICTION. THAT'S RIGHT BABY I AM UNSTOPPABLE NOW. but english is NOT my first language and i am Scared of posting something that sounds very weird on ao3 and getting roasted so bad i get sent to the moon and starve to death. so this is me humbly requesting aka begging on my knees. would anyone with a better grip on the english language than me mayhaps be willing to proof read some stuff. it's a sanders sides super hero/villain au in a nimona inspired fantasy setting but the story itself bears undeniable similarities to x men comics. also some unhealthy codependent dukeceit some cute logicality and classic enemies to lovers prinxiety. uhhhh no minors because there are some adult scenes and also remus is there. also remy and emile! truly i only left out thomas and nico anyways pleeeeeease

[frogmanfae]

Hey guys just so you know David Jacobs is so Least Favorite Only Child by Leanna Firestone