#beep beep heres this

[qiinamii]

"Xiao does things" (and friends) twitter log

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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[a-very-tired-jew]

The fiancé’s meme contribution has me cackling.

[somerandomdudelmao]

Cass: my tablet is actively dying

People on the kofi: well let's try to get you a new one!!!

THEY ARE CRAZY

[in-love-with-dorothea-arnault]

Holding girlfriend gently like borgir 😌

[quackkryak]

What if Ramon was in Phathom Show

[runawayfuture]

i've never seen the show

[sukirichi]

queen if u would indulge me what are the dtd princes like in bed 🙏🏻

atsumu is a virgin killer. i can’t say he has a specific type or kink, since he enjoys sex and all forms of it. he sleeps around the most but he would only do so with people he already knows. he doesn’t have one night stands with strangers out of fear they might babytrap him or worse, brag that a prince fucked them. he hates it when people use him for clout. next to being a menace would be osamu, but he’s more like that because he’s competitive. he and tsumu has this weird challenge on who can have a higher body count (tsumu does), but osamu upped the game on who the ladies like better (osamu wins this one.) osamu takes his time and is a king at foreplay, so he’s the preferred partner, but atsumu is your bet if you want to be fucked hard and fast + atsumu is the most open minded to trying out different things. osamu is a lil vanilla

tooru, surprisingly enough, is very awkward in bed. he doesn’t do well with intimacy, or vulnerability in general. he covers up his emotions with jokes and humor, but he can’t do that in bed so his anxiety and clumsiness shows. tooru is more on sloppy kisses, and constant questions of “is this okay? am i doing it right?” def fumbles a lot but would ensure you come first + once he becomes more confident in his skills, he’s insatiable <3 rintaro, on the other hand, he’s more of a switch. he loves it when you dominate him and make him feel powerless, because a part of him thinks he’s just making you believe you can actually overpower him (you can, lol) he’ll never say it out loud, but he prefers when you take the lead. it makes him feel like he’s wanted, and to see you lose control with your need for him is very validating + he’s kinda lazy, so he appreciates just having to lay back and let you do the work

kiyoomi is a passionate lover. he likes to fuck you hard and deep, with tantalizing slow strokes. he wants you to feel every inch of him, the way he pulses inside your heat, and watch the way your eyes roll back when he drags himself in and out, inch by delicious inch. he also has the fattest cock, so he preps you for what seems like forever. you’ve come on his tongue and fingers for like three times now and you’re in tears, but omi just shushes you with a soft kiss + praise king !! he loves telling you how beautiful you are, and he even picked up painting because he thought the face you make when cumming is erotic, and maybe the most stunning you’d ever been. so he tries and paints that but doesn’t finish it after getting hard in his breeches each time he recalls your heated moments. also has a massive breeding kink!

[starcurtain]

I have this small, deeply personal headcanon that after his grandmother's passing, Alhaitham's home was so unbearably quiet that he started--just barely, just one or two words--to speak out loud to her as if she was still there.

"I've been accepted to the Akademiya, Grandmother."

"I passed my promotion exams."

"I debated with Haravatat's sage."

Just that, and quiet again.

But one day, it's: "I met someone strange."

"He keeps showing up when I'm trying to study."

"We don't agree on anything. Still..."

"I made a friend."

"Today, Kaveh and I were researching--"

"It's already dark. I didn't realize we spent so long in Razan Garden. Kaveh wanted to hear about my article--"

"He's going to be furious when I tell him the whole point for his portion of the lecture is based on a false predicate--"

The house where his grandmother used to be gets a little louder again; the noise lasts a little longer.

Until one day, when there's no words at all.

One day, when there's just the sound of a single sob, and then a long, long silence.

[the-holy-ghosted]

this isnt where i go at all but i drew some beep the meep as a thanks to my sweetest of mutuals @i-love-you-very-much for doing me a very kind favor, who asked me a while ago to draw the meep but i never got around to it until now

[beepbeepdespair]

i'm sorry i will never shut up about lisa frankenstein she has everything i want. she literally lived my dream. be hot. murder people. fuck a monster. die

[front-facing-pokemon]

[cactiaintracist]

I find these 2 moments of the doctor way funnier than I should

(that's all this post is about)

[mitisss]

one of the funniest things about the fnf update is the darnell remix because these absolute strangers (one of them being paid to kill the other, mind you!) are having the most chill encounter with the most relaxed song in the expansion

Meanwhile, in the same song, one of those whores was just three melodies away from doing

with his years long bestie

[koppaiterocker]

RIFF ♥︎

[sikeyaout]

At Peace @crazysodomite