#beej thoughts

[quenga-do-nordeste]

Beej calling his clones dumb like a proud father if he were the smartest person in the world

[skltart]

my guy. my number one guy <3

[butterflysnowflake]

man can I just say how adorable Wolf's interaction with Delia in the wedding scene is? When she's explaining her situation he gives her the most understanding looks and it's because they both effectively had the same cause of death. Delia turned her mourning of Charles into part of her performance art, and died from being scammed with asps who were NOT defanged. Wolf wanted to deliver the most authentic performance possible and died from presumably a negligent armorer who didn't bother to check if the grenade was live or not before shooting. both of them were quite literally killed by their art (not by their own faults to be fair but from someone else's irresponsibility). and it's kind of lovely Delia got such a sympathetic escort back to the netherworld who knows her situation firsthand probably better than anyone else

it's weirdly wholesome and empathetic even as their situations were both played for morbid laughs, and if Delia didn't have eyes only for Charles (what's left of him) and Wolf wasn't in a committed relationship with Janet I'd even say I could have seen things going somewhere between them

[i-really-like-phrogs]

Re-design of my un-named Beetlejuice OC from back when I was thirteen

Original Reference under the cut:

[mastersprogram]

“Oh Barbara, Your My Sandwich :]”

[jessicawwcaww]

Idk what’s changed within me or what but finally in season 10 of mash I find BJ extremely hot. I think it’s because he’s peak evil gay now

[herefortheships]

One great thing that can come out of Beetlejuice 3 ending with Lydia and Betelgeuse married, is that they can continue the story as a show if they want to, later on. An animated show, is what I mean, about Betelgeuse, Lydia, and Astrid. I could watch an animated series about their little family getting into all kinds of Neitherworld shenanigans.

[beetlebabber]

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I may have yanked the pose on the bottom left from this fanart here bc it made me feel things

[rexscanonwife]

I'm lucky I didn't discover Shane Stardew Valley during the height of my beetlejuice fixation I would have been DONE FOR

[mimiscappinisideblog]

Winona

said

WHAT!?

[mash-or-pass]

Hawkeye is like Eurydice if Orpheus didn’t look back I’ll elaborate later

[amrv-5]

doing what i do to get through every less than ideal Situation: imagining beejhawk about it

[expvrgction]

First he got a wound infection, now this?

The Slayer has the 'I know a snitch when I see one' vibes while striking up a conversation with Guy.

"Hold your position, son. We got an eavesdropper. Lemme deal with 'em."

[rexscanonwife]

One thing that I will say about me potentially bringing beej back (she says as she fills her drafts with posts about him) is the dynamic has to shift DRASTICALLY for it to work with the way I am now vs the way I was when I was obsessed with him

I was drawn to him because I had a desperate need to BE needed and his pathetic clinginess fit the bill, among other things like relating to his mother issues 😂 but im a healthier person now overall! And tbh I've never been happier in my life, with my partner, with everything 💖💖 I think in order for it to work he ALSO needs to improve and strive to be better and happier and idk...maybe that's beautiful!

I'm thinking maybe it's more of a slow burn because he really needs to learn how to be a FRIEND first before he can be in a healthy romantic relationship. So I'm imagining after he's had some time to reflect on his mistakes from the musical he ends up in me and my partner's house and we just...hang! We play games and watch movies and fuck around and he has a silly rivalry with my partner and he's given the opportunity to just BE happier and eventually down the line it just becomes something a little more ☺️

[remyfire]

We all now know that I am Not Normal about this scene, but I continue to demand answers for why she held his hand and didn't let go.

The first time we watched it, @dreamingofspring wondered if it was a safeguard against Margaret having stage fright during what was going to be a really tense ruse, and I've been emotional about that prospect ever since btw.

[afterthefuneral]

Alright, just had a thought. In the last scene we can’t see Beej’s body. I’m just going to put it out there. He’s totally naked. As far as he’s concerned he’s in bed with his wife, and he sleeps in the nude.