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I think apologism is fun and sexy but sometimes you see people defend a character in a way that is not just wrong but antithetical to the character's actual motivations and moral framework like girl. Not even the guy you're defending thinks you're right. You are getting fired as his defense lawyer and sued for misrepresentation.
#this is like a companion piece to my 'he did none of that he did some other shit tho' post#yes he IS a poor lil meow meow. his actions WERE justified. not like that tho.#this is inspired by the nmj takes that are like 'jgy is so evil for killing him because nmj lifted him up from nothing'#when the one time meng yao says he owes a debt to nmj he reacts to that by storming in and promptly trying to help him get a new job#'you think you owe me?? fuck you. here's a recommendation letter'#it is also. obviously. about hawks.#not even gonna explain that one. you know who you are.#and much more pettily it was also inspired by the twitter thread i just saw saying xue yang wiped out baixue temple#because- get ready#'song lan was an abuser (for whipping him) and he probably thought they taught him to be abusive'#and he 'spared' song lan by blinding him 'because he already fell in love with xingchen and couldn't k*ll someone xingchen cared about'#it's very important to me that you know the word kill was censored. crucial to the vibe of the whole thread#complaining and whining about fandom
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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Dick, holding Wally’s hand while they lie in bed: God I love this bed. God I love this house. And you. Especially you.
Voice: How domestic.
Wally: God?
Damian in his Robin suit, holding his bleeding side: No. It’s me. May one of you please direct me to the nearest medical kit.
[Frantic scrambling]
#Dick fixing Damian up gently: what happened? will you be okay? sleep here tonight we’ll get a room ready#Damian: tt I do not need your worry#I am perfectly capable of handling this on my own#Dick: that’s too bad baby bird because I’m gonna worry and I’m gonna help you anyway#batman#dc comics#batfam#batfamily#robin#nightwing#damian wayne#dick grayson#wally west#birdflash#incorrect quotes#mine
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Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.
For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.
I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.
#i have to get at least 8 hours of sleep a night to even barely function#with sleep#getting ready for work#commute#cooking#and errands#I typically have maybe 2-3 hours to actually do what i want in a day#and I'm usually too tired to actually do the things i want to do#and that's with a very short commute#if i actually had a long commute I'd basically do nothing but work#i see my friends like once every few weeks or months#because we're all so fucking busy with work and have such little time for socialising#and none of us even have kids or anything!!
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"You can't have [experience] because you don't identify as [label]!!!" how do I explain to people that experiences exist outside of and prior to the formation of specific language to talk about them
"You can't have [experience] because you don't think of it through [framework/explanation/etc]!!!" how do I explain to people that experiences exist outside of and prior to any formal cosmology, hypotheses, or explanation assigned to them
#extra salty because I am disabled and transgender and have to experience this often enough offline.#these folks need to just go ahead and admit to being conservatives in patchwork trenchcoats and get off Tumblr already.#personal#(also the requirement of specific niche western culture language-locked frameworks to be taken as legitimate is also rooted in colonialism.#but nobody is ready to have that conversation.)
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BRING HIM TO ME. BRING ME NEIL
#ramble#neil banging out the tunes#this is legit my favourite day of the year#first time i've told my best friend the night before to get ready because He Is Coming
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Always Favors You
Another Sibling Danny and Jason idea!!
"Are you Jason Peter Todd?!" demanded a deep and commanding tone from the strange glowing being in front of them.
All the Bats stiffened and tensed, no doubt gearing up for a fight against the being that somehow knew Red Hood's full name.
Jason, Red Hood, decided to put on a brave front despite no doubt cursing in his head and wondering how the heck did this thing know his full freaking name.
"Whose asking." he snarled out, his hands twitching for his gun when the huge glowing knight with purple flames coming out of his helmet and cape, who was riding on a nightmare looking horse while they all had been in the cave going over tonight's patrol.
The Knight didn't seemed bothered by his response nor did he even seem to care or flinch when Batman made his own demand on 'Why was he there and who was he' or when Damian unsheathed his sword and pointed it towards him. Instead the strange glowing Knight reached to it side and pulled out... A glowing scroll? Huh. (Also he completely unnerved everyone in the room when the Knight didn't even react when Batman had tossed a Baterang when he reached for his side)
The Knight opened the scroll and spoke clearly with purpose.
"Jason Peter Todd,
You are hereby invited as a special guest of honor to the crowning of our future King of the Infinite Realms.
Daniel Phantom, once Daniel Jackson Fenton, and once Daniel Austen Todd.
Prince of the Infinite Realms, the Keeper of Balance, The Peacekeeping Halfa, the Defeater of the Tyrant King Pariah Dark, The Great One, Youngest of the Ancients, Ancient of Space, The Bridge between Life and Death.
You, the half-brother of our King, have been given the highest of honors for your past actions and will be given housing and food in the Realms and Phantom's Keep, for the week long event. Personal servants and attendants will be at your disposal and a seamstress will be on hand to tailor make your attire for the Coronation.
Signed: Clockwork. Ancient of Time. Watcher of the Infinite Timeline. Kronos. Mentor and Adviser.
PS: I shall have Fright Knight ("Me" the Knight bluntly said for a second) leave this scroll along with a personal one for you from Daniel to read over and once you make up your mind sign the bottom of the scroll.
I do hope in time you will pick the right choice Jason Todd, we of the Infinite Realms would like to reward you for your actions. After all, if you hadn't gotten young Daniel away from your father that night all those years ago, we would never had gained our Prince nor be free from our once Tyrant King.
Ah, one more thing.
The Infinite Realms will always favor you Jason."
Jason felt like he couldn't breath as Fright Knight? Rolled up the scroll, pulled a letter from his side, and held out the two items for him to take.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#Danny and Jason are half brothers#Fright Knight#Clockwork mention#Jason saved baby Danny when Willis came home drunk one night and their mom was out of her mind at the moment#Danny had been crying for food and Willis was getting annoyed#Jason managed to run off with baby Danny to a few towns over and put him in a baby box before getting caught a few other towns over by cops#and was shipped back to Gotham#kept his mouth shut about where he put his brother and took any punishment that came afterwords#It set up the timeline where Danny is going to become the Infinite Realms new King#Hence why the kinda sentient Realms 'rewarded' Jason later on when he died aka bringing him back to life#I love the idea of a kinda sentient Realms tbh#it loves Danny because he's been helping rebuild and mend the Realms#Danny is its fav King thus favors those related to him#well everyone but Willis#he's in Walkers prison btw#I want Jason to go tbh and see how every ghost is getting everything ready for the coronation#its chaotic yet organized somehow#I want more Danny's coronation stories#Like I love already King or just finding out Prince Danny but we need more coronation ones tbh
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that mark (very recently!) was so fucking pissed about helena using the wrong name for gemma that he went to immediately do experimental brain surgery as a giant fuck you and then DIDN'T anticipate his innie self getting pissed when he got helly's name wrong really underlines how much mark doesn't think his innie loves helly and also doesn't consider his innie to actually be him at all.
#severance#severance spoilers#AS SOON AS outie!mark got helly's name wrong i was like !!!!!!!!!!!!#and then when innie!mark reacts the same exact way to the slight against his loved one as outie!mark did like oomph!!!#what a great way to show how they're still the same person despite all their differences damn! damn!#also what a GREAT way to set up the strength of innie!mark's love for helly honestly. he gets as offended as outie!mark does#so it tracks that in the end he would choose helly. because that's the person he deeply loves and mark is going to choose#the person he loves over anyone else. everyone else.#outie!mark just clearly doesn't consider innie!mark to have any fucking agency or brains tbh. it's kind of insulting lmao#like he clearly expected innie!mark to fall to his knees in gratitude and be ready to help in any way possible#to the point where he doesn't have an explanation or rebuttal prepared for his questions and counterpoints
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Calm down bro the cookie is all yours
#ace attorney#aa#ace attorney fanart#fanart#art#ace attorney art#aa art#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#nrmt#narumitsu#wrightworth#ace attorney 4#apollo justice ace attorney#beanix#guess who finished watching arcaneee#😄😄😄😄😄#get ready for the jayvik artworks because shit's about to get fucking FOR REALS#I HATE IT HERE#THIS FANDOM IS A PRISON#anyways have this nrmt
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trying to explain my adhd behaviors to people is so stupid bc like I don't even understand it myself. "wdm you have to wake up at 5:30 in order to leave the house by 7:30? how do you even use all that time?" buddy I wish I knew but I still somehow manage to almost be late every day
#thoughts#tbh i tell people i wake up at 6 because admitting you need fully two hours to get up & get ready every day is like. embarrassing adjfdkjfk
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ducks who are teens
#ready for college :)#or well. two of them#at least according to my headcanons… but we don’t need to get into that#ducktales#ducktales 2017#dt17#huey duck#dewey duck#louie duck#still Bigheaded because they are still teens! and also because i like their big ol’ heads#my art
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seven minutes in heaven but that's how long each person at the party gets to spend inside my cunt
#better be quick!! better be ready to go when you get there!! because if you're not done at 6:59 they will drag out#bitts posts#7 minutes in heaven verse
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trying to enjoy Veilguard in the ever-incendiary Dragon Age fandom like
#ya'll remember when this was our Big Fear#because I do#veilguard i had the lowest possible expectations for you and instead you blew them out of the water#not a perfect game but I was ready to absolutely hate it and instead i had an absolute blast start to finish#even some of the things I wish there was more or less of still pale in comparison to what i expected to get#so#guess its a matter of perspective?#like sometimes you just gotta look for things to like about something rather than things to dislike#and once you start noticing them you'll keep noticing them#and then youve got this game that maybe isnt quite what you expected#but brings its own adventure to the table#datv#da:v#da:v positive
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Cite your sources.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangshan#jiang cheng#lan wangji#mianmian#Jiang Cheng stays quiet after JGS says his foul little lie about WWX not respecting or liking him.#And because it's an audio format there isn't any other information we get on what he does.#Probably sit there in silence. Fermenting on his festering abandonment issues.#I think JC has a bit of a delicate heart when it comes to the last few things he has to hold on to.#And damn if JGS can see right into that weakness. He's got a mercury tongue. Silvery and poisonous.#I know LWJ makes his rebuttal more for preserving WWX's face than reassuring JC.#But I also know they *did* team up in the past and they do have a lot in common. And canonically can't stand each other.#They are my funny little duo and I'm the one drawing the comic. I can bake my own crumbs.#Would LWJ actually comfort JC? I don't think he knows how to comfort anyone actually. Not even himself.#JC is struggling so badly in this meeting. I'm glad there are other people in this awful meeting to tag in while he has a quiet cry.#Who's ready for Mianmian to go off next comic? Let's give a 'GET HIS ASS GIRL' to our queen!
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y'know every time i feel guilty about bothering someone by singing along when i'm listening to music, i just remember that i have to tolerate my dirtbag brother screaming at his ps5 for hours every day so listening to muffled off-key fall out boy is probably preferable
#ramble#it's not loud btw it's just like. singing along in the car volume#not to get on my soapbox but there's a literal dent in his wall from his controller. and we're in the uk you CANNOT punch through walls#idk about anyone else but i've NEVER yelled at a video game?? like i'm absolute dogshit at 80% of them#and i've never had a PHYSICAL reaction beyond maybe 'ughh' then turning it off#if you're getting that angry maybe you just need to play different games because you're clearly not having fun#also added bonus that i didn't realise until adulthood. as a former daughter#cis son privileges are CRAZY#i don't even swear in front of my parents and my dude is just screaming actual slurs next door with NO consequences#like you wouldn't do that in public why is it ok to do it here#i think i've said fuck in front of my mum ONCE and i literally couldn't look at her the entire day#this is a box i am not ready to unpack yet akdhdh#is this just a my family thing or is this common
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sorry for spam reblogging your art, you just have a wonderful style and i'm a dynamic duo 2.0 (and dynamic trio 2.0 ft. steph) enjoyer to the extreme and had to make sure everyone possible sees your art. thank you for sharing your art with the world! i hope you have a great day!!
sdfghh oouugh…thank you!! orz and always happy to find more dynamic trio 2.0 (CUTE!!) enjoyers!! 😭

i like to think patrols are lighter when Steph joins them (with Barbara in their ear)
#ask#ty for the ask it’s so sweet!! and i’m definitely going through the archive to add ‘dynamic trio 2.0’ in the tags 🥺 have a great week!! 🥺#thought about Dick admitting to enjoying a quiet ride home from Damian’s yapping once so hope he’s ready for the chatter to get worse LOL#Damian: Grayson did you see what Batgirl did tonight it was ridiculous Dick: yes Damian i was there#ofc Dick lets him go on especially because Damian seems to be having more fun on patrol lately
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