#because so was I

[im-out-of-it]

part 3 of season 2, episode 1 “this guilty blood” (and my forgetful ass keeps putting season one but to be fair, I did just do like a million posts about it)

71. ah Simon has a home but the wolves aren’t happy about it

72. Simon is like I can tell clary how I feel now that jace is out of the way lmao

73. aldertree: you have to go

the werewolves: you have to go like poor Simon. but he really is a terrible vampire 💀 but at least they were kind enough to find him a place though. Aldertree just kicked him out without a moments thought of it

74. Valentine: you have demon blood jace. Jace: ok I guess I do Valentine: clary is your sister jace: ok she’s my sister LIKE THIS DUDE JUST TAKES A VILLAIN AT HIS WORD. Valentine never stated which vision he was showing jace and jaces stupidity is the reason why so many downworlders died. Valentines plan but it only worked so well because jace is so gullible. even has Magnus believing it too smh

75. I think Alec and Maia are the only ones with common fucking sense

76. “no matter how good they try to be, downworlders cannot control their demonic blood forever.”-Valentine. so why are you trying to make a perfect weapon then? literally his actions don’t make any sense and he’s such a hypocrite. what does he call going after downworlders and mass murdering people?????? why is it that shadowhunters view themselves as good no matter what? just because you have angel blood, it doesn’t mean you’re automatically a good person

77. Valentine: let me tell you about my evil plan

78. and then he just burns a warlock because apparently they committed crimes against mundanes????? but what is wrong with the clave most of the time and the circle, is they don’t collect any evidence. they just convict people. hell, the clave was so ready to strip Izzy of her runes in season one because they didn’t hand over the cup so imagine what they’ll do to downworlders. and the clave does hate downworlders- they’re taught at a young age to loathe people with demon blood- and it’s very obvious how they feel about downworlders

79. Izzy: bitch I’m trying to help you

80. so maybe show Izzy some fucking gratitude and be grateful for once. I also love how Izzy’s whip turns into a snake 🐍 with someone with snake earrings and who loves what they represent, I love this ✨

81. also has clary even been training since she became a shadowhunter? I only saw Alec show her moves and Izzy but is she actually getting taught anything? because it’s unrealistic to not show her training and all of a sudden she knows what she’s doing????? and Jocelyn didn’t teach her shit obviously

82. guess it’s round 2 for Alec to tell someone off

83. Maryse may sound harsh but she’s right. Jace is toxic and if you have a cancer, you cut that out. I wish they would have Alec sit down and ask himself what jace has done for him and why he’s worth it and not say parabatai. because I don’t actually see jace do anything for Alec. and I wish they would bring up Alec’s apparent feelings for jace he had last season. because no wonder Magnus is annoyed of hearing about jace over and over again

84. Alec: im out of here fuck this shit (he’s mad as hell)

85. Alec and Magnus are both going off and telling people off this episode and I’m here for it (and just wait for the next episode)

86. Clary tries for one second to shadowhunter: omg it’s not working

87. Jocelyn: fuck ya thought! what clary needed was to be locked in a place because honestly she can’t make her own choices without being a dumbass but let’s just give this girl a rune ability where she basically has magic because that’s smart. the angels didn’t take away her power quick enough and book fans stay mad BECAUSE THAT WAS KARMA LMAO

88. well hello Magnus and welcome new cat eyes

89. Alec: holy fucking shit balls on a stick, I was so preoccupied with my crisis a few days ago that I didn’t get a chance to well, you know admire my man AND FUCK

90. and upgrade for real. like it amazes me that season one and two Magnus are the SAME PERSON because they are definitely not!!!!!!!! I’ll always have a soft spot for season one Magnus but 🔥 I just wish they would’ve added more glitter eyeshadow and changed his hair more often. it felt that they stayed with this black eyeliner and nail polish vibe when in season one, he had so many colorful outfits and SO MUCH GLITTER AND IM SUCH A GLITTER PERSON

and I also wish they would have kept Alec’s sassiness more. it’s as they wanted us to see “hey he’s mad and angsty and gay but now he has someone so he’s not those things” LET MY MAN ALEC BE SASSY AND DONE WITH IT

91. Alec: im usually not wrong but I’m sorry babe

92. mesmerized as fuck

93. and what I love about show Alec is that he takes accountability. he’s not making excuses but explaining himself. he knows what he did was wrong and now he’s showing up 👏🏼

94. Magnus is making him work for it AS IS HIS FUCKING RIGHT

95. Alec: babe can you stop because you are looking fine as hell and I can’t concentrate on my apology I worked for hours on

96. let’s be clear, alec calling off his wedding was his choice and was for him and I’m glad that Alec said that. it’s important that in this new relationship that no one is being childish, they’re taking accountability, (communicating and hearing each other out) and not storming off when they’re mad (cough cough the books) and that you’re looking at the mistake you made and apologizing but also showing change

97. Magnus: ok you’re forgiven babe

97. Magnus: I don’t typically date shadowhunters Alexander

98. I just love Alec actually thinking about how his words hurt Magnus, what Magnus said, and knowing he can’t come empty handed and ask for Magnus’s help. IMAGINE ALEC SHOWING UP WITH THAT SAME ATTITUDE.

99. he is sorry and now he is showing Magnus that he’s sorry. BOY WORKED ON THAT APOLOGY FOR HOURS. and you know he did because he left in the daytime and now it’s dark outside (I tried another gif making because I was so tired of looking for this gif SO I GUESS ITS UP TO ME)

“I didn’t mean to take it out on you” LOOK AT THAT MAN APOLOGIZING AS IF HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

I’m going to stop at 100 because that should be easy to remember (you would think) but I have one more part to do for this episode 😌

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[blueskittlesart]

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[bixels]

As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.

[noodles-and-tea]

Our hextech dream….

[anotherpapercut]

I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[stimmingandstruggling]

more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.

they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.

i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.

[werethropy]

"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[catwouthats]

THEY MAKE ME INSANE

Proof below:

Also, I’m fucking crying, I think his arm is like that bc he fell asleep holding the photo.

EDIT: more proof:

[halebop-s-art]

The diagram for the classic Origami Goat, with a twist to make its horns curve ! It's from this video by by Origami Word, but it seems to be a pretty old/intemporal design that a lot of people have made. I could not find a diagram online so I made one.

(If you make her in yellow/orangy-yellow, then decorate her with red ribbons, you can make your own origami gävlebocken ! )

[gongyussy]

MONKEY MAN (2024)