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Pictured: Loop being extremely normal as they lay in their shallow (homemade) grave as they meditate on existence and also if they have annoyed the Researcher enough THIS time for her to murder them and bury them alive.
(Spoilers - they did not annoy her even CLOSE to that much.)
And there is the required reverse image of Odile arriving - she's had a LONG day (i.e. previous loop), and due to this it will take ten minutes before she even acknowledges the shallow grave Loop is laying in, as she was distracted complaining about what Siffrin just did to annoy her.
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I'd say there's context for all of that, because like...there IS context? Here's the link to the series of fics that HAS that context even! But also...even with context...can't say that it's going to make any of this less weird.
Mostly Odile is looping because due to Loop's wish the universe got rewritten to make Siffrin's repression and emotional issues (the ones bad enough to get him stuck in a time loop in the game) 'someone else's' problem...or at least that's Loop's best theory atm!
Regardless, context or not, I'm quite happy with how the pics came out, and figured I might as well post them here too.
#isat#isat loop#isat odile#in stars and time#like a wheel ever turning au#odile looping au#my art#This was vaguely gesturing at the 'Siffrin gets woken up by Mirabelle' at the start of the game#but like#RADICALLY recontextualized to be near unrecognizable#also vaguely gesturing at the 'hanged man' tarot card because Loop's too fabulous to not pose dramatically in the grave they dug themselves#just to make a point#a point which odile then processed to ignore#Gotta say from the point that i got the vision of loop digging their own grave#the chapter basicly wrote itself#i love how much black humour In Stars in Time fanfics can have without it killing the tone by making it humourless!#It IS possible to write idiots in time loops dying horribly and still have it be a black comedy in pokemon#but LORD that was so much harder to keep the tone balanced with#....look.#i KNOW i have a thing for time loops#i imprinted on Steins;Gate when it first came out and was never the same again#that anime has it's many issues but also it rewrote part of my brain#...also...verbal ticks.#still say 'dootdeedoo~!' unironically#to be fair! I also would say 'nya' as a verbal tick - had to ACTIVELY unlearn doing it even so i'd stop doing it at lecturers in uni#why yes! i was REALLY easy to mock as a teen lol#anyway these tags got off topic#let's wrap this shit up
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so um

#xxxholic#im nervous. im tentative. im delusional. bit im living#btw if you really were not noticing they released a really good live action movie in#2022#if you have full context of the manga and remember the anguish it puts you through it hits harder#its very give the people everything they want core#its camp but also unironically rly good#apparently this is a hot take but i am just saying so because the ppl deserve to know!!
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have you put the pieces together yet, detective
#goro akechi#akechi goro#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5 akechi#p5 spoilers#persona 5 fanart#jesst some art#i may have worked on this for... just under two weeks? i had like. so many fckgin thoughts i might make a process/concept breakdown post#it's honestly just for my own peace (haha piece) of mind because i overthought about. SosoooOoOo many motifs and symbols and i just wanna#idk PUT EM ALL somewhere........ maybe it'll become its own jessay of mine. god. who can say.#also DUDE tumblr rly does crunch up quality wow ouch#unironically a core thematic inspiration for this piece is a quote from the folding ideas' video 'the nostalgia critic and the wall'#'it doesn't all make sense or resolve or coalesce because we don't all make sense'#'everyone is the illusion of order constructed brick by brick out of chaos'#i've watched that video essay through at least. a dozen times at this point. everything about it. yeah. it's good.#this piece initially went many different directions and i have realized ah yes to fully explore just THESE themes that i'm interested in as#they relate to goro akechi i will need to draw. at least two more pieces. sdlfhsdlkfjsd
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Oh boy! Silver time!!!
I decided to make a little ref sheet for my AU's Silver.
Silver's personality is outgoing, bubbly, kind, gentle, and optimistic! He outwardly shows that he's reliable and will always be there to help save the day. However, internally, this hedgehog needs a hug. He may be soft and sweet to others, but he isn't so kind to himself. His whole life he's been forced to stay calm because of his overwhelming powers. One wrong move, one stray negative emotion, one misguided step, and he could level an entire city with it.
Silver is extremely powerful. He is the future's protector, and in a reality where Sonic is no longer amongst the living, the balance of nature has had to create a new protector. Over the years there has been other protectors, but Silver is by far the most powerful. Because of this, Silver has to constantly inhibit his powers lest he destroy a building because of a minor inconvenience.
Repressing his emotions has led Silver to have some memory issues, and he often trails off when he speaks. Silver almost never frowns, even when he's upset out of the fear of his own strength if he shows even the slightest bit of negative emotion.
Silver himself is 1/4th Komodo dragon, the rest is pure hedgehog. Generations later, Silver shows signs from that distant Komodo ancestor. Because of this, Silver has reptilian pupils, a slightly longer tail than average, brownish sclera, longer claws than average, larger K9s than average, a somewhat forked tongue, and most importantly, Silver is venomous.
Silver's emotional dilemma as well as his venom dilemma has led him to stray away from making too many connections. He refuses to share food/drinks with others out of the possibility of killing them accidentally. Silver himself is a soft, gentle creature that yerns of close relationships, but the fear of hurting others has made the hedgehog weary of such things.
METILVER SECTION:
He has a mini phobia of kisses that he eventually gets over because of Metal and the robot's inability to die from his venom because he isn't technically organic.
Metal calls Silver "Star" "My Star" or "Starboy" because whenever Silver uses his abilities, his eyes remind him of a setting sun.
The First Attempted Kiss:
One day, Metal noticed Silver was a bit overworked and sort of sad, and wanted to cheer him up. He searched the web on ways to make a person you were interested in happy, and came to the silly conclusion that a little kiss would help Silver feel better. Metal approached Silver silently and gently pulled him in, leaning in to press the smooth steel of his muzzle against the white hedgehogs. Metal had not expected Silver to become distressed by his advances. Silver had been under the foolish impression that a little kiss could kill the robot, but nonetheless, Metal respected his boundaries.
#silver the hedgehog#sonic au#sth#sth fanart#metilver#silver th is 1/4th komodo dragon because I say so#metal calls him “starboy”#my art#silver is unironically mentally unhinged#on the outside he seems totally fine#this is a lie...#silver the masking hedgehog#ptrc!au
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don’t leave, ok?
#guys#chetney has accidentally become unironically one of my fav bells hells#this little old man has really got to me#and travis’ sad lore reveal last week did a number on me#so anyway#ginger chetney is canon because i say so#chetney pock o'pea#cr chetney#bells hells#travis willingham#critical role#critical role fanart#critrole#cr#cr fanart#campaign 3#c3#d&d#dungeons and dragons#dnd#procreate#fanart#digital art
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How in the WORLD do you find time/motivation to make all your cool animations????2?@?
In terms of time, I'm very lucky in that I get to work from home with a very flexible schedule, so I can plan out days to work on personal/fan art that won't obstruct my job (too much...)
In terms of motivation, hyper fixation is a cruel, bitter mistress and she has her doughy claws latched around my throat
#I am genuinely constantly thinking about cookies#and because I love basically ALL the cookies and not just one little guy#I never run out of things to obsess over#so I am constantly in the cookie spiral#but its fun honestly#unironically being so cookie obsessed and being active in the fandom has does done great things for my mental health lol#and thank you for saying my stuff is cool! :D#mailbox
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despite this just being a stupid tv show something that is actually baffling and genuinely concerning to me is the rampant anti-intellectualism and serious pushback against thinking critically about what we're consuming. any sort of negative response, criticism, or even expressed desire to see something different is written off as entitlement. wondering at the writers' intentions or wishing they'd gone about something a different way or disagreeing with them or thinking about a story differently from its creators is being hostile and demanding. don't consider subtext or symbolism or themes or really anything other than what's being put right in front of you because that's delusional. the characters are just characters and the writing is just writing and the show is perfect the way it is because the product is what its makers wanted it to be and as the audience you're supposed to just sit and bask in it without having any real opinion other than "yay! love it! thank you!" like can we get real please. what is even going on anymore
#the fact that i have unironically seen people be like 'you shouldn't be asking for x or interpreting this as y because that's disrespectful#to the actors/writers/tim/god' and this is just a way that we are thinking. at-large. my god#AND THESE ARE GROWN UPS. SAYING THIS. WE ARE ADULTS SAYING STOP THINKING ABOUT STUFF...
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@sunfloweraro I'm sorry it took so long to respond to you on this post, but I needed to draw this before any further action could be taken.
Yippee, Ravio will get comfort!! My sanity is safe (for now). Hilda and Zelda appearances would be cool, and a Sheerow POV would be quite interesting indeed!! I wonder what that bird is thinking behind those blank little eyes...
#I'm not gonna lie#bunny turned out a lot grumpier looking than I had intended#when I showed the meme to my mother she said he looked possessed#so there's that lmao#In response to the Secrets in the Tags:#awwmygosshhh that's so sweet#I see people putting Twi and Legend at odds all the time#but their relationship can be so heartwarming imo#I'm excited for that chapter now tooooo#please ramble in future tags as much as you want--I love reading it all#I was unironically about to type “he saves Rulie AND SKY before just passing out??? What a legend!”#and then remembered who he was#and realized what i was saying -_-"#also I feel like the infection of brainrot for this au is mutual at this point#because I certainly would not be thinking about it nearly as much as I am without all of your enthusiasm and awesome writing loll#linked universe#lu hyrule#lu legend#lu pink bunny au#bunny legend#drawing#artwork#meme redraw#my art#I need to start using that tag don't I
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what are elio's thoughts on highschool musical
cinematic masterpiece.
#keyframes asks#no this is not the hand of god saying that#but it is because i wrote an entire term paper defending high school musical unironically when i was in college
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I know for a fact I've talked about the golden records, but I don't care because here is a sample of some of my favourite greetings on those discs



There is something so vulnerable, precious, and human about sending up pieces of our hearts into space. Even when we know that there may not be anybody out there to hear us, we are still whispering to whomever might listen how much we love them, how much we want to connect. No matter how small the chance is, we're taking it to say that love is real, that we are real.
How is that not something to be in awe over?
#positivity#golden record#though it's been forty-seven years since launch both voyagers have just barely left our solar system#they are between 12-15 BILLION miles away from us#that's 20-24 BILLION kilometers away#i cant go to the club i need to cry uncontrollably about this#love is real#this is why i can never seriously consider apathy to be a poignant commentary about human nature#we never HAD to include this stuff - evidence of our love to completely inconceivable peoples#in fact if we learned anything from scifi maybe it would have been better for us not to say anything at all - to lead other life RIGHT TO US#but we couldn't shut up for five minutes to not say how much we love them and our planet and how enthusiastic we were that we MIGHT be found#we couldn't stop our hand from putting in *so much* effort for the 0.000000001% chance there's Something out there...#...for the chance that that 'something' will even be ABLE to retrieve AND understand our message of love#we absolutely need more golden records <3#to love something without even knowing anything about it .... there's nothing like that in the world#because i love whatever's out there. i think about them so often. i'll unironically pray for their health and safety#do they eat enough? do they look at the stars with wonder too? what's it like to breathe their air? do they know they're loved?
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one of my favorite things about shth is the whole system of getting to team up with other characters who follow you around and talk to you and stuff and how most of the main and supporting characters that existed at the time get in on it. its so fun getting to see how all of them interact with shadow its so cute how excited sonic is to team up with shadow and how charmy thinks shadow is the coolest guy ever and how sonic tails knuckles rouge and amy are all there to cheer shadow on in the final battle. people will tell you shadow doesnt have friends but this game tells me that he does actually
#also interesting that maria is one of the characters you can run into. in the levels that are set in shadows memories or whatever#and we get a look at what she was like when she was alive . because before that all we saw of her was her death#i love you shadow the hedgehog (2005) people who hate shadow the hedgehog (2005) just hate fun#people who say its one of the worst sonic games ever are literally lying i wish there was more unironic love for this game
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>"winter event with winter themed items"
>look inside
>it's literally just christmas
[insert that image of a cat staring at the camera really close up]
#eido.log#long rant in tags ->#sorry but i unironically hate this with fictional settings that have winter festivities of any kind#This is literally just christmas. you could've made ANY holiday ever. you could've gotten COOL with it#but no it's literally just christmas but recolored slightly#you could've done ANYTHING. LITERALLY ANYTHING#this game has greek mythology influences. why christmas#if it's canon that like “”christmas“” is a thing like ok yeah sure just make it make sense#but plopping down christmas for a “”“WINTER EVENT”“” and nothing else is just. uaahhghhghh#please please please look at anything other than christmas for possible influences into the holiday or MAKE SOMETHING UP COMPLETELY!!!!#sorry i'm not normal about this when i'm currently hyperfixating on the game in question#it's not that hard to make a fictional holiday when you have an entire magic system and—#—historical worldbuilding spanning 1800+ years#just say that it's christmas. it's not a bad word. just say that it's a christmas event#it's ok that you didn't think of literally any other festivities or traditions that happen in the winter ( ig )#but i'm still very very disappointed#if it's just going to be christmas then just say it's a christmas event#because if they said it was a christmas event i probably wouldn't've cared#but i really hoped with “winter” it would've been like. actually winter winter and not just christmas
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Sorry guys I gotta speak my truth on this one
I'm not kidding when I say that I think that blaming shit media literacy from fans on shipping/shippers avoids the actual root of the problem to throw people you can easily throw under the bus (simply because it's not unpopular to consider people who post about ships or ship characters in media as having lesser or derivative tastes by default)
And here's why.
I think when you blame people who are "shippers" or "consume media through shipping lenses", the true root of it all is a mindset problem.
In actually, putting on shipping lenses can be helpful when trying to analyze a piece of media. When analyzing media you're supposed to approach it through a number of mindsets and put on different lenses (both to deepen your personal understanding of the media, and to pick it apart and see what you can find there (whether intentional or not on the author's part)), and different ships can be some of those lenses
When it comes to ships between main characters (for those who are genuinely willing to see what the narrative is showing with their relationship and what it's doing), there are times when analyzing it from a shipping lens may be helpful. As someone from KH fandom, I have seen people come to deeper understandings and pick canon apart in the process of analyzing a relationship that is genuinely integral to the story (platonic or not). I've also seen people get into rarepairs of characters who barely interact or who just suffer little screen time, and I've seen them come to better understandings of those side characters and how they potentially fit into the world of the media simply because people are now focusing on these characters and how they fit into the narrative.
Frankly, I resent the idea that the only way to truly objectively analyze a piece of media is by turning off the part of your brain that gets excited over relationships and individual characters. Don't get me wrong, that is a way to approach a piece of media and a valid one at that, but the truth is that we cannot be free of bias.
For instance, I was watching House MD with my parents circa last year. At some point I started heavily tuning into what was going on with House and Wilson's relationship. My parents, on the other hand, were largely watching casually. They're not thinking of character relationships or getting heavily invested in most characters, they're watching because they like watching. One of them in particular did try to analyze things that were happening in the show as they happened. However, when it came to the scene late in the series where House threw out Dominika's letter approving her American citizenship, my parents could understand that he was doing that because he didn't want her to leave, but not much beyond that. I ended up explaining to them that House's fake marriage for Dominika was an explicit parallel to when Wilson was living with House in the early seasons. Both situations started with House being none too happy about it but ultimately letting them stay, spending a considerable amount of effort getting them to leave/getting this situation to be finally over so he didn't have to deal with it anymore, and then by the time a piece of news comes through that would mean the person in question actually leaves, House hides this news as long as he can. Because he doesn't actually want them to leave and has grown attached. And by doing this he became a self fulfilling prophecy. By reacting to the truth of Wilson and Dominika leaving him the way he does, he seals his fate and they ultimately leave anyways. Maybe I ship Hilson, but becoming open to how their relationship was handled allowed me to transition to doing character studies and recognizing patterns/parallels that I wouldn't have noticed if I didn't particularly care about the characters or their relationship.
Likewise, I've seen mutuals complain about how people who don't like or don't care about certain characters often overlook these characters (what they're actually like and their place in the narrative), while the mutuals in question (by default) are able to come to deeper understanding of what the writers/story is trying to do because they care about this funky guy
You can't eradicate bias when you're engaging in media analysis, but you can consciously put on a range of lenses and observe the media through different povs with the goal of understanding the media better or bolstering your reading of it. And those lenses/povs can include focusing on specific relationships or the perpective of certain characters
And this is why I say it's actually a mindset problem. Shippers and people who have this one blorbo they like a lot aren't inherently terrible "fandom brained individuals" who are the root of media analysis problems. The problem only arises when people's readings/analysis of a piece of media are inherently restrictive/narrow and self centered. Your problem is with people who view a piece of media through a ship they like but don't keep an open mind about it, and whose "media analysis"/views on canon cannot be split from fanon and their comfortability levels. These are the people whose "media analysis" starts and ends with justifying their fanon as canon, whose views on media revolve around sorting characters and relationships into categories they personally enjoy rather than trying to understand what's going on.
Here's another example.
Here we have a fictional ship we'll call uhhhh...Blanebin. this fictional ship I made up on the spot for characters that don't exist named Blane and Corbin
Person A is super into Blanebin. They're part of the main cast of characters and canonically childhood best friends, so person A (as much as they enjoy fanart and fic) is also enjoying analyzing how narratively important to each other they are. Recently, Corbin started dating another character in canon, but Person A is enjoying watching how Blane is reacting to this. "Is this potentially a tell that Blane is jealous or is having complicated feelings about this? What if he was, how would that contextualize his behavior this season? Here's what I think based on how Blane dealt with explicit jealousy last season in a different situation". It's not impossible that person A is still missing further understanding due to their obsession with Blanebin, but at the end of the day this obsession has allowed them to start picking through the characters both in and outside this relationship. It has allowed them to see potential subtext and theorize on what might happen next with these characters' relationship. Not to mention that with addition of Corbin dating someone else, instead of trying to erase this fact or state that Corbin canonically isn't into that person, Person A is trying to factor in how Corbin's current dating life affects his relationship with Blane (irregardless on personal views on the nature of Corbin's relationship with the person he's dating).
Person B is also super into Blanebin. They really enjoy fanart and fic of the characters, love obsessing over their moments together, and just feel like there's really something between the characters. To person B, every moment between them is just further proof that the writers are ship teasing them. But Corbin getting together with someone else this season? Oh that pissed person B off. They cannot believe that even though Corbin and Blane are CLEARLY gay for each other the writers had Corbin get with someone else this season. Perhaps, they think, it was even a decision specifically made to spite fans. How evil of the writers to tease a perfectly good ship and then have them not get together first? They must have been just doing those teases to get views from Blanebin shippers those scoundrels. To Person B, since Corbin started dating someone when he obviously has some chemistry with Blane (even though the series is far from over) means that Blanebin can never get together now and Corbin x person he's dating is ruining Blanebin by existing. In fact, they think, this is terrible writing for Corbin to be dating someone else because they don't like that relationship and don't see the point. Obviously if the writers were good then Corbin would have started dating Blane instead because this was supposed to be the Blanebin show.
Person C despises Blanebin. Don't get them wrong, they've always enjoyed the character's childhood friendship, but they actually have always thought Blane would have been better off with Victoria. They have a lot of moments too! But they're tired of seeing people ship Blanebin. Corbin just got together with someone else, so obviously that's not gonna work out. Plus Corbin and Blane totally has always given person C bro vibes. In fact, person C thinks, sure Corbin and Blane have a close friendship, but people shouldn't be shipping them. Person C likes Blanetoria and Blanetoria can't be canon if Corbin is in the way of it. So Person C likes to read Blanebin as siblings anyways. Sure they're canonically friends, but obviously their friendship turned into brotherhood. This means that nothing can be in the way of Blanetoria and Corbin can keep dating the person he's already canonically dating. Actually, now Blanebin just straight up makes Person C uncomfortable. Don't the pesky shippers understand that Blanebin are sibling coded because they're childhood best friends and that they're important to each other because they're brothers? It's obvious to anyone with eyes.
Sure, ships are involved here, but is the root of this problem shipping? Character A isn't as knowledgeable of other characters in the plot due to this lens they're using, but at the end of the day they're dedicated to analysis. Their love of the characters is pushing them beyond what they like or dislike to try to understand what might be happening through their lens. Not perfect, but they are slowly broadening their horizons. But Person B and C's problems here are their restrictiveness. What is or should be canon to them is tantamount to what they personally like or find comfortable. Is person C actually analyzing the this fake show when they decide to "read" Blanebin as basically canonically siblings (and this all of their moments are totally a bro thing) just because they don't like Blanebin and the idea of them getting together over Blanetoria makes them uncomfortable? Is person B actually analyzing this fake show when their "analysis" of Blanebin goes only as far as asserting it's being ship teased and deciding anything short of canonizing Blanebin is a targeted attack or "bad writing" because it's not what they wanted personally to happen?
This is what I'm talking about. This is the mindset. Shipping isn't the problem. The problem is when people marry fanon and canon to the point where they have a vested interest in superimposing their fanon over canon as "a reading" and trying to make "collective decisions" on what is canon (or what canon is trying to say) based on what does or doesn't make them uncomfortable. The problem is people being restrictive and centering their own likes and dislikes in the conversation, so they can only interact with canon "analysis" wise by deciding what is canon or should be canon "as obviously agreed on by everyone". You can't simply claim you like media analysis. To be able to analyze media and bolster your views on any given canon, you must be open to looking at it through multiple povs, to studying characters without trying to pretend things you don't like don't exist or do like do exist. There is a balance that must be kept between trying to keep objectivity and putting on specific focus/bias based upon the lenses you're putting on. You have to be willing to try to figure out what a media is doing or saying, not saying you're trying to figure out what it's saying while in actuality trying to define the narrative around what people believe it's saying in ways that suit you.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
#fandom wank#on the flip side it really just doesn't all happen with shipping#doesn't this go the same way when someone hates a character so they brand them with terrible terms and act like they're terrible without#actually taking a second to analyze them simply because they dislike that character?#Hell I've seen people get really invested in platonic relationships on the fanon side‚ start labeling them as siblings because the idea of#people shipping them makes them uncomfortable‚ and then when new canon doesn't fulfill their hopes they still act like those characters#being siblings to each other is canon because it makes them uncomfortable if that's not true#I've seen people watch a trailer for a piece of media before it comes out‚ build up an entire story in their head based on that trailer#that they've designated as their perfect idea of how to handle concepts presented in the trailer‚ and then when canon doesn't end up going#that way they decide that it's bad writing simply on the grounds that this wasn't the story they wanted. so they unironically act like#writers can only be good writers if the writers play into their specific wants as the audience or things they as an audience member thinks#would be great#genuinely even if people turn off the ship side of their brain or the side that gets obsessed with characters they can still be one of those#people who acts like they love media analysis but ultimately are shit at it#I didn't put this in the body of the post cause it didn't really fit but I have to say this too#I think that 'There are multiple readings one can glean from a text and no reading is the 'true' one‚ and this is okay' and 'not every#reading is a valid one or a good one' are statements that can and should coexist#There is a difference between genuinely reading into a piece of media based on what is happening in it and purposely miscontruing and#twisting canon in a direction that contradicts text so you can then quell all criticism by saying that it's just 'a reading' and#'all readings are valid'#What I'm saying is that if you see a blue car‚ the way you get 'valid readings is people who are determining what shade of blue it is or#what it being a blue car means or the author's intent making the car blue or even speculation as to why it's blue and not potentially other#color. A case of an 'invalid reading' in this case is if someone pointed at the blue car‚ said it's canonically red and the author obviously#intended it to be red and it's canonically red‚ and then when people point out that the car is very much not canonically red (that you#can see it is a very clear shade of blue) this person doubled down and started saying that the 'haters' are being rude by implying that#their personal reading of the text is invalid (in other words 'no you can't get mad at me for saying the blue car is red because it's my#reading of the text and all readings are valid no matter what!')#anyways sorry for going off there#it just pisses me off when people repeat the argument that people who like certain things as fans are inherently unable to perform good#media analysis and are the root of fandom media illiteracy.
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Hey so, observation. Feel free to correct me. All the main white women are sexually/romantically connected to Homelander be it willingly or unwillingly.
Madelyn Stillwell: former lover/abuser
Queen Maeve: former girlfriend
Starlight: unwilling arm candy
Firecracker: wants that genetically engineered hog/is a predator
Becca Butcher: assault victim
Stormfront: former lover
There's only one white woman that isn't connected to him in this way and I'm so so so sorry, I'm sure the actress is lovely but let's not kid ourselves, men would call Ashley Barrett "Butter Face." In fact he specifically told her once that his raging erection at one time "wasn't for her" and it wasn't a lie. Like damn.
The women of color, however...
Sister Sage: as far I know they're just allies
Victoria Neuman: pragmatic allies
Kimiko: I don't even think they know each other???
Like, I may just be insane, but considering Kripke's weird relationship with female characters and WOC characters, I doubt it. I'm not even saying it's purposeful I'm just saying the pattern is there.
And yeah yeah "he's racist that's how it goes." Though I argue he'll fuck anything that makes him feel loved. He didn't even like Stormfront at first. Her being a Nazi wasn't all that appealing to him, it was just, idk, like knowing she liked pistachio ice cream or something. In fact he found her fervor a bit weird, he just wants love and affection that he can call his own. He's racist but he's not committed to the bit like she was. He's following a script.
And not all these women reciprocated his advances, he assaulted them or forced himself upon them. Which once again, sure lines up with him as a character, but it also is proof that this so-called "gritty real irreverent television" is nothing but a series of assaults with a plot around it.
#homelander meta#the kays meta#the boys meta#homelander#kay talks#to say Kripke hates him so much he loves throwing white pussy at him#i know it makes sense for kimiko to be called “the female” because she's an experiment#but the fact that she's Asian and incels that love Asian women use “female” unironically and derogatorily is kind of worrying#eric kripke
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of all the satirical alpha-male-protagonists that men who are red flags ironically look up to, the funniest to me will always be anakin skywalker because that man was BORN to be a housewife. padme amidala pegged that man every day of his life and it was a complete coincidence that the once time she let him inside his submissive bottom ass got her pregnant. if anakin had been like 0.000002% more sane he would have become a senator's husband and wafted around higher circles like a proud peacock, punching people padme didn't like and blaming it on pregnancy hormones (hes not pregnant). palpatine tries to get him to commit genocide and anakin thinks the more pressing issue here is that rush clovis is at that peace gala alone with padme and he HAS to go cling to her side and glare and make sure that bitch keeps his hands to himself.
#im right and i should say it#he cried unironically because he found out women got period cramps.#bad day to be obi wan teaching space sex ed.#not trans (?) but begs the force every day to reverse his and padmes genders so he can be a real trophy wife#if there was an option to save padmes life where anakin was the one pregnant he would doit no hesitation.#anidala#him and rush clovis have one of those tlc housewife fights in the coruscant equivalent of a parking lot#star wars#my posts#text post#obviously his mother is there too and didnt get killed by tuskan raiders#his mother knits and anakin builds robots (equivalent housewife activities) and they talk mad shit about other politicians the tea is HOT#he takes padmes pregnancy hormones and pain on through the force. obviously.
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on my third reread of zero sum game and all i can think is to ask how it feels to have accurately predicted afo/ofa twins, deku losing his quirk, becoming a teacher and then bakugo helping him achieve his dream regardless. ur mind bro ur mind 😭😭😭😭😭
THIRD TIME?! W H A T hello let me love you 😭😭😭😭 but also, like.... are you okay? (are any of us okay?)
Okay like before the manga ended I’d answer that with something a bit more dick-ridey like ‘any predictions I wrote are only because Horikoshi did such an excellent job of planting seeds and foreshadowing’ but after he biffed the ending all I have to say is:
helllll yeahhhhh zero sum game supremacy THE ONLY TRUE BNHA ENDING IN MY HEART - horikoshi WISHES he had what i got
what does it feel like to be outwritten by a FUJOSHI WEEB i offered my consultation bro you could have had it all but NOOOOOOOO
#I unironically think zero sum should have been the canonical ending#not the yaoi part necessarily but the like. izuku still striving to be a hero. and actually being izuku all passionate and hardheaded#and the villain trio all still being alive. as foreshadowed by I WANT TO SAVE THEM and NO ONE SHOULD BE LABELED A VILLAIN BECAUSE OF - lmao#izuku should have lost an arm too. just saying. why keep forshadowing him fucking up his arms if there is NEVER any payoff#and also. hero society has uhhhh not changed. like. at all. so there's that. ABOLISH THE HERO CHARTS#ANYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO BECOME A 'HERO!' ANYONE. NO MATTER THE AGE OR BACKGROUND OR TRAINING!!!#honestly I can��t imagine reading zero sum in 2025 and not feeling like it’s a little too on the nose#shiggys quirk origin? Izuku giving up OFA to destroy AFO? the mech suit? the twin stuff? someone being a teacher at the end?#people reading it for the first time now don't get how galaxy brained and not common these ideas used to be lmao#ANYWAY. I LOVE YOU THANK YOU. IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME#zero sum is so special to me. i put so much of me into it that every comment feels like its directed @ my soul#(so i appreciate the kindness. truly.)
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