smartzelda
smartzelda
SmartZelda's Hyperfixation Hole
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Hello and welcome to smartzelda's hyperfixation hole. I am constantly stuck deep in a million fandoms.
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smartzelda · 45 minutes ago
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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
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smartzelda · 2 hours ago
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no yeah babe it’s not weird they’re just my friend that i met on my horny porn blog. yeah no we bonded over hardcore fetishes back in the day haha. now we’re buddies we’ve been exchanging pastry recipes for a couple months now. nothing weird.
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smartzelda · 5 hours ago
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when i tell you i had an aneurysm
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smartzelda · 5 hours ago
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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that
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smartzelda · 5 hours ago
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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully
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smartzelda · 5 hours ago
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smartzelda · 7 hours ago
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listen the fact is that a lot of poor people ARE bad with money. i have terrible impulse control around spending 5 dollars here and 10 dollars there and i know so many people around me who have this problem too. but its not "this persons bad with money, so theyre poor"; its "this persons poor, so theyre bad with money". i dont know when i'll be able to get a little treat or eat out or buy myself something that will make me happy again so i have to do it now. idon't know when i'll afford food again so i have to buy it now. i don't feel confident in the fact i'll ever have the cushioning to genuinely enjoy expendable income, so instead of saving and hoping (only to have my savings routinely wiped out for moving, or medical costs, or a car accident), i spend it now so i can enjoy life now.
i think if you see poor people ebegging constantly but two days ago saw them posting about a fancy coffee and a pastry, you need to stop viewing "spending a few dollars you maybe shouldnt" as something that requires the Punishment of "can't pay the fucking bills". some of us, just like, need to feel like we have some kind of normalcy in our lives because being poor fucking sucks
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smartzelda · 7 hours ago
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i feel like game piracy is sometimes viewed as this massive disruption to the game industry and not just “a small group of people who weren’t going to buy a game anyways now have it on their computer.” when companies report “losses” due to piracy that’s fake. that’s a fake number because no money was actually ever exchanged and companies cannot possibly know how many people actually pirated their game. piracy does not work like this
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smartzelda · 7 hours ago
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smartzelda · 7 hours ago
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u ever read a post that has you so aghast you go “HELLO??” out loud and you look around your bedroom like someone will be there to explain what u just read
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smartzelda · 8 hours ago
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smartzelda · 8 hours ago
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it is interesting... in kh2 halloweentown, sally and jack are like "im happy just so long as i can be with you" and they have donald and goofy telling sora like "im sure kairi's the same way". but at the end of the game when sora and riku are in the realm of darkness, they don't even try to find a way back to everyone else until a way just literally appears for them. because they're happy just being together.
i put the scenes side by side (cut down a bit for time, so know that my added transitions are the swipe effect, the fade to black in the RoD scene is a canon implication of the passing of time)
(i was curious if that "maybe i never gave her a real present after all" line from sora was meant to be specifically about kairi in jp, or if it was one of SENA's signature "assuming this statement is specifically referring to kairi when it's probably intended to be more ambiguous" moments.
according to a friend, that initial line in jp IS more of a "maybe i've never given a real present before" in general kind of statement. which is a very small detail, but something to consider)
it's also interesting how, when sora imagines himself and kairi dancing together in place of jack and sally, they aren't imitating the more classically romantic hand placements that j+s are doing
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instead, it more resembles the little dance sora does with donald and goofy at the beginning of the game
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smartzelda · 8 hours ago
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If we don’t get kh4 news soon I’m gonna start drawing fanart of the trailers that play inside my mind
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smartzelda · 8 hours ago
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Here, have the top ten video game fandoms on The Archive of Our Own every year since the archive started
These tables show the current number of extant works (including archive locked works) on the AO3 created before Jan 1st of each year.
This is just the top fandom lists from a much larger project. For graphs, full details on methodology, a separate section on the Dragon Age tags, these lists in text rather than screenshot format, and more, see the full work here here
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/62226781?view_full_work=true
EDIT: First error spotted! Legend of Zelda was missed in the 2024 list, I've updated the screenshot and it now correctly appears in ninth place
EDIT 2: Somehow the screenshots for 2019 and 2020 were missing? I'm blaming Tumblr, they're here now.
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smartzelda · 8 hours ago
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smartzelda · 9 hours ago
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smartzelda · 9 hours ago
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heard someone say archive of our own should install a "dislike" button and I thought I should say this: no, there's absolutely no need for archive of our own to install a "dislike" button.
why? because archive of our own isn't tiktok or youtube or twitter/x where users can monetize their content. archive of our own is a nonprofit site run by fans for fans, which means every content — every fanfic — you see on archive of our own was made out of pure love and passion from the artists/authors.
ao3 authors write because writing about these characters is their happiness and passion. they write for themselves, but they were generous enough to share with you their creations.
they're not "content creators" the way tiktokers or youtubers or instagram models are. they don't "make content" for views and engagements that can be monetized.
so no, you don't get to "grade their works" unless they specifically and directly ask you to.
you don't get to "say what you dislike about their works" unless they specifically and directly ask you to.
you don't get to "dislike" works that are not made specifically to please you in the first place. you're just a guest in someone's house, a house in which they let you in because they were kind, you don't get to roam around their house and say what you dislike about their furniture. you don't get to roam around their house and say you "dislike their house".
of course, you can have your opinion about the house its host invites you in. but if it's a negative one and you find yourself not liking the house, the polite things for you to do is excuse yourself and leave without telling them you dislike their house.
and just because you personally dislike the house doesn't mean the house is "ugly" either. the house you dislike could be a favorite, most luxurious place to many others.
my point is, don't be entitled by wanting the rights to voice your disapproval of things that you get to enjoy for free. don't be entitled by wanting the rights to voice your disapproval of things that were made out of love and passion — things the artists made for themselves for fun.
it makes you look like an entitled jerk with main character syndrome. the universe does not revolve around you.
now repeat after me: don't like don't read. no one forces you to continue reading a fic you don't like. quietly leave instead of being rude to authors who write for free because writing is their source of comfort.
people are so used to contents that were made because it's a trend / contents like tiktok that were made with the main purpose of reaching high engagement and making profits that they forget sometimes things can be made out of love and be made just for fun. sometimes things are supposed to just be for people to enjoy, and if some people don't enjoy them, then they can simply leave without being unnecessary unkind.
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