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SmartZelda's Hyperfixation Hole
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Hello and welcome to smartzelda's hyperfixation hole. I am constantly stuck deep in a million fandoms.
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smartzelda · 3 hours ago
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i am always urging people to think about what "safe for work" really means and why we've come to equate "won't be found objectionable by your employer, who has the power to ruin your life" with "good and harmless and 'wholesome'"
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smartzelda · 3 hours ago
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KH Nameless Star cosplay
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I've wanted to cosplay a Kingdom Hearts character for ages, but couldn't choose which character I liked best. But after KH 3 introduced us to the mysterious Nameless Star (and the world from which she originates, Verum Rex), I couldn't resist bringing her to life! I don’t think I've seen anyone dress as her, so I wanted to be the first, haha! Most of my outfit is separate costume pieces I bought online. The beaded tulle is from Joann Fabrics (RIP); my dress, wig, gloves and shoes are from Amazon, and my mom sewed the individual beads on the dress!
Special shoutout to @princesselemm , who created the lovley Nameless Star necklace! It really brings this the whole cosplay together! I bought it from their Etsy store.
Since we don't have any official references of the Nameless Star, I based her cosplay design off this sketch from @luxmoogle (art reposted with permission from the artist. Thanks again, Lux!)
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I may need to comb my wig a bit more to lengthen the hair, but other than that, I'm very pleased with how my cosplay turned out 😊 Now, if only Square Enix would release a new trailer for Kingdom Hearts 4...
@roxycake @jackfrostndean @tending-the-hearth @storyweaverofgondor @maddys-nerd-blog @hilli98215 @starrattlerofprydain
@twilightown @ninakh @caseyjonesisinthehouse @lazy-brown @maidenofbagend @demon-dm-22 @groovytimetravelflower @koritea @x-acidwitch-x
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smartzelda · 3 hours ago
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The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?
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smartzelda · 3 hours ago
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“Transandrocunt” is on par with zipper tits and cunt boy. If you can’t meaningfully talk with your community without making transphobic, misogynistic references to what YOU believe their genitals are then maybe you don’t actually love your fellow trans people at all.
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smartzelda · 3 hours ago
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Honestly forget rotating just one blorbo like a rotisserie chicken my brain is one of those markets where it's twelve birds per spit and there's about six spits and they are rotating my various Silly Little Guys all at once.
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smartzelda · 3 hours ago
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hi. i made some images.
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feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required
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smartzelda · 3 hours ago
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Whatever *reads about characters suffering grievously*
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smartzelda · 3 hours ago
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had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao
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smartzelda · 3 hours ago
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"pathetic" is almost the hottest thing a man can be, second only to "in pain"
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smartzelda · 3 hours ago
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Who cares about the crowded, broad avenue? I'll stick to my single-log bridge until it's dark. The Untamed (2019)
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smartzelda · 3 hours ago
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smartzelda · 13 hours ago
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Any day now
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smartzelda · 15 hours ago
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before you stab someone: THINK!
how can you make it Tender?
how can you make it Homoerotic?
how can you make it Implicitly intimate?
how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?
how can you make it Kind of gay?
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smartzelda · 15 hours ago
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For people who want to see this guy's tree ice cream journey he also posts it on youtube as well:
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smartzelda · 15 hours ago
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Gosh I hate grind culture. My little sister just started medical school and all of her orientation leaders are like “you absolutely cannot have a life WHATsoever you WILL have to give up EVERYTHING besides this program say GOODBYE to your hobbies and relationships” and now she’s calling me feeling guilty for running and going to the grocery store and that’s just WRONG! And that is exactly what I was told starting law school as well, and rejecting that mentality was the best thing I ever did but it was so hard not to buy into. Anyway if any of you are in an intense academic program PLEASE take time to sleep and eat and exercise and maintain your relationships and keep up your hobbies! you are not a robot who exists solely to study and I promise that living a life and staying physically and mentally healthy is not going to make you fail
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smartzelda · 15 hours ago
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Not my vid
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smartzelda · 16 hours ago
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