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My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
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Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.
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YOUTOOZ IS MAKING ZIM PLUSHIES!!!
(idk if your still in the fandom or not, but I thought I should inform you just in case 🫡)
I SAW THEM!! I cannot afford them in my budget right now, but maybe one day
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Smash announcer: Low Tier God!
Wii remote speaker: y̷͎͊ó̴̽��͚ú̸͙̱͝r̷̰̍̀ ̷̮͋͘l̴̦̹͐̊i̸͈͕͂̿f̴̛̤̥̃e̴̘̿ ̶͚͔̐̔s̵̝͓̾ẽ̶̱͘r̸̰̆v̷͓͛̕e̵̟̮̿ṣ̶͓̄ ̸̻͗͑Z̸̙̳̈̓E̶͖̋R̴̺̚͜Ỏ̷̧͓ ̷̤̮̈́ṗ̶̻ư̸̝͠r̸̩̔p̵̘̰͑͝o̵͍͌ṡ̶̮̗̚e̸͔̊
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You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didn’t even say ‘murder is bad’ at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I can’t believe you condone murder, I can’t believe you’re pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. I’m calling the cops, what the fuck, I’m shaking and crying.
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Do I draw lots of renga cuddling? Yes. Will I continue? Yes.
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I hate when furries draw cows like this
No fun allowed learn how to draw ungulates or die by my blade
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Reblog if you're a writer who re-reads their own work for funsies.
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roommate spotted this earlier today 😭 what in the actual fuck
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Recognition to the people on tumblr who are poised and willing to take on the mantle of the call and response when the heavy hand of fate drapes it over their shoulders. Shout out to those who, promoted by fate, know it is their turn - and their duty - to add:
“like to charge, reblog to cast”
Echoing a key phrase (“very beautiful, very powerful”)
Everyone doing a KUNGPOWPENIS
“God forbid women do anything”
“which could mean nothing”
Thank you for your service.
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at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter
#meeeeeee#also storytime#when I was a teenager watching yugioh and netflix didn't have season 2#my siblings discovered Yugioh.com#now we didn't learn till later that if we went on yugioh.com on our phones the episodes of yugioh dm we'd watch would be ad free#so we used the family pc to watch yugioh dm on yugioh.com for a while#and my brother and I had a vendetta against kerrygold butter for years because we'd get 5 ads on yugioh.com like every 7 minutes and half of#them would be the same kerrygold butter ad of this middle school white boy who tries to impress this red haired irish transfer student girl#by presenting her with a fancy lunch of like three small slices of fancy bread with kerrygold butter spread on it#And then we tasted the butter for the first time and were both angry that it genuinely is so good. It's a good butter. Our years of#frustration vanished in an instant#Anyways the moral of the story is don't watch yugioh.com on your computer. do it on your phone so you can watch the eng dub of yugioh series#without ads#*netflix didn't have seasons past season 2
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captain afab is honestly a very relatable character because whomst among us does not have some great beast that has eluded us all our lives. mine, for instance, is a decent night's sleep.
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Babe I swear I just saw their reblog first, I didn’t ignore yours, it was just that yours was further down the dash, that’s not on me that’s on tumblr babe, tumblr wants to drive a wedge between us, I love you I swear babe, pls believe me pls don’t let them win
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