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what if you wanted to vent about racism but got hit with
"AS A WHITE PERSON-"
#im tired boss <////3#racism#this has happened in my friend group before when i was talking about my experiences with racism. multiple times!#they dont mean any harm by it but ohhh man. oh man. good for you i guess but unfortunately those around me arent like you#it isnt my job to go “youre absolved of all your sins becahse youre one of the good ones ^_^”
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Right when you don't think you can take much more you'll hear your cat start to dry heave in another room
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you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.
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cool fact about me: as a plushie i can absorb any form of incoming damage and not faint to protect others. don't worry about me

^ me for reference
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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
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start holding your boyfriends to best friend standards pls
“my boyfriend was annoyed that I didn’t shave for days” vs “my best friend was annoyed that I didn’t shave for days”
“my boyfriend doesn’t like my haircut so I’m growing it out again” vs “my best friend doesn’t like my haircut so I’m growing it out again”
“my boyfriend hates when I wear makeup so I guess I have to stop” vs “my best friend hates when I wear makeup so I guess I have to stop”
if your boyfriend would leave you for something that your best friend wouldn’t care about, KILL THEM AND EAT THEM
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real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone
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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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