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I was a magic talking bug and I lived in the land of ooo from adventure time and I had karate tournaments that I participated in and me and my cousin Harley found a family that had been trying to get to Canada and Harley helped with navigation and I hid cause I was a bug that could talk and all three of the kids knew I was there, especially the oldest boy cause I beat his ass in a karate tournament. We went to Wendy's and I ordered a chicken Sammy and then the car got stolen and I revealed I was a talking bug.
#dreampai#dream#lucid dreaming#dreams#dream journal#pretty gay tbh#dream analysis#karate#beating up kids#lil bastard deserved it#talking bug#adventure time
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Good episode.
#Stan beating up zombies is good. great even.#but Stan ripping off his sleeves and climbing a literal mountain to save his kids??#this… this is beautiful#my art#gravity falls#Stan pines#Grunkle stan#stanley pines
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his beloved daughters
#twisted wonderland#twst#ツイステ#ツイステッドワンダーランド#mmarts#mozus trein#trein furni dropped#hes definitely the next staff ssr#the image on his furni looked like it had adult version of his kids but this is what im just gonna doodle rn#work beat me up ueue orz
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I love it when people draw Robin!Dick as a little creepy unsettling child like yes he embodies the blue eyed stare and moves in ways humans were never meant to move in and he never really grew out of it. Like the bright colours, the flips and the quips are so deceiving he’s so unsettling in the way no other Robin could quite replicate. I just know every criminal breathed a sigh of relief when he finally outgrew the tights.
#like GIVE ME BABY DICK WITH WIDE BLUE EYES AND A WIDE SHARP SMILE#I think he got genuine glee out of beating up criminals#yes Batman is scary hiding in the shadows where you never know if he’s there but like. Robin dick is so much scarier#the kid in bright colours cackling while shattering your collarbone with a flip kick#criminals begging Batman to send them to jail JUST KEEP HIM AWAY#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfam#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#dick grayson#nightwing
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parenthood was not on my 2024 bingo card but clearly life is full of surprises
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#itadori yuuji#yuuji#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk leaks#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk 265#this chapter did the impossible and singlehandedly revived every one of my withered maternal instincts#he is so . SMALL hes so LITTLE i want to hug him i want to ruffle his hair sooooo bad sosoososbad#drawing kids is not smth i do often gsdfjkfjk im not used to drawing yuuji so . rounded.#hes so squishy....i want 2 knead him like dough.....#GOD HES SO CUTE I KEEP LOOKING AT HIM AND I WANT TO BITE HIM#the MOST baby boy . complete opposite vibe of baby megu anta dare but i LOVE HIM#cant believe sukuna looked @ that face and thought ya im gna beat up this preschooler gHJFJHJG#vine voice what would u do.....if there was a child right in front of u#edit forgot th pompom how dare i breathe actually
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the most comphet thing that charles does in episode 5 isn’t even when he’s like “nah they’re just mates” or him projecting onto hunter and brad because they’re manly men and he wants them to be Good Guys bla bla bla none of that.
no, the most comphet thing in this episode is that charles rowland, light of my life, owner of my heart, saw these two scruffy scrappy stinky burly fuckboy jocks and then looked at himself, this genderfuck punk twink with the prettiest most delicate features i’ve ever seen and eyeliner and earrings and bisexual ass jacket, and edwin payne, the most clockable homosexual that has ever lived or died, the quintessential twink, with his stupid little gay bowtie and gloves and fancy jacket and button up shirt and little gay posh voice and the cunty feminine way he walks and gestures and edwardian vocabulary and syntax and everything about him and said, “they’re just like us, right edwin?” babygirl you are so delusional.
rip hunter and brad you would’ve loved being involved in both edwin’s and charles’s hate crimes </3
#honestly thought hunter and brad were gonna bully edwin in that episode#i was like no way are these fuckers not the type to bully gay kids#that wouldn’t taken the episode down a different path because charles would have to beat them up if they were mean to edwin#*would’ve#dead boy detectives#dbdshow#dead boy detective agency#dbda#yeet my deebd#dbd4ratch#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#charles rowland#brad and hunter#edwin payne#the case of the two dead dragons#yeet my deet#payneland#bog#pp42??#revive dead boy detectives
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John Stirling getting the song rewritten so it’s how Francesca imagined it and then dragging himself to a ball to give it to her when he doesn’t like social appearances is genuinely up there with the most romantic moments in this show
#like idk if it’s beating Anthony’s love confession to Kate in 2x08 but damn it’s right up there#are you kidding me#I have never swooned so hard#bridgerton#Bridgerton spoilers#Bridgerton season 3#francesca x john
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Extortion
#keoart#A hat in time#bow kid#hat kid#the snatcher#woe. aHiT comic upon ye.#based on a time I was playing with my sibling on the switch version#I got the relic on the top of the tree then the game proceeded to glitch when I (as bow kid) summoned snatcher an softlocked the game#so I had to climb up snatcher's tree TWICE#I was TICKED#the only cutscene that worked with P2 bow kid was the one after beating snatcher where P1 hat kid died at the last second#I demand COMPENSATION for my ASSETS mister SHADOW WORM.
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50+ deaths at 5 am got me yelling absolute nonsense to the bosses kicking my whole entire ass
#ultrakill#v1#gabriel#doodles#art#ultrakill fanart#fastest death was like. 6 seconds. maybe less. i was playing on normal#and then my brother told me the secrets of Spamming Slide Like Your Life Depends On It and i got him in like. 15 tries#max0r wasnt kidding this guys entire strat is Teleporting Behind You#so the contrast of nearly killing him first try and then beating his stupid gay ass real fast in his second fight was REALLY funny#i learned bitch#i dont think i've ever yapped and screamed and yelled so much during a videogame before. dont ask me about the noise i made when#the mannequins started moving like coked up little spiders#''i dont believe people are genuinely this loud when playing lethal company they're making this up'' me playing ultrakill:
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I walked into the men's bathroom and entered a stall. Immediately after I close the stall door, some kid knocked on the stall door and I Immediately yell "FUCK OFF"
#dreampai#dream#lucid dreaming#dreams#dream journal#dream analysis#being mean to kids#beating up kids#fuck off
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im so behind on ronnie updates, wdym her son is a bisexual drug dealer chronic adulterer who was also a teen father. and future gang member
#ts4#s#ill catch up one day... ONE DAY#just Know its crazy#actually... this makes sense for ronnie spawn tbh#the other 4 kids are normal so if anything she beat the odds
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Little Stan getting manipulated by Bill has excellent angst potential but consider.
Stanley just, keeps tricking Bill. Because Bill would definitely massively underestimate Stanley and how far he’ll go to protect Ford (like in the actual show). We also know Stanley has the street smarts between the twins and could absolutely tell Bill is full of it.
And because Bill would absolutely loose his mind if he kept getting foiled by a snot nosed eight year old that isn’t even supposed to be here
I like to think that he doesn’t even try that hard he just does not even care about bill
#I saw someone saying that ford calls bill this master manipulator that uses mind tricks to get his way#but ford is just socially inept and desperate for validation from his muse that he just#falls for it insanely easily#ford and fidds being all like “BEWARE BILL - HE’LL TRY TRICK YOU!! HE’S DANGEROUS!!”#and little Stan is confused like “you mean that guy who tried to convince me to sell you out for like knowledge or whatever?”#remember - Stan is literally the one who tells dipper how to defeat Bill in their first fight with him#he’s also the one to finally beat him at the end#and the only one NOT to make a deal with Bill#I reckon even as a kid he wouldn’t give his brother up for anything.#my art#ask#twins in time au#stan pines#stanley pines#bill cipher
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something something about mentors and cycles and mentors and cycles
#like#what if your memory became so intertwined with my ideals i could not help but to pass you on to those who look up to me#along with what makes my very heart beats and bleeds#(and realise i was so young#so young#and maybe i didn't deserve everything that happened then)#and maybe i could start forgiving myself for who i was then#because now i know i was just scared and alone and thinking i held the world on my shoulders#and now i just want to tell him#breath kid#breath#ace attorney#aa#ace attorney fanart#aa fanart#gyakuten saiban#gyakuten saiban fanart#mia fey#phoenix wright#apollo justice#charley the plant#polly the parrot#yes they're important characters and should be cited#dounart#fanart#art#the cycles and patterns woke me up at 4am once again and refused to let me rest
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He doesn't need reflexes when he got the whimsy
Techno bullying Tommy in training
Does it count as bullying if he just sucks? (Superhero au just for you)
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Batfam AU where Dick Grayson starts a YouTube channel during his time as Robin.
edit !: here's the fic!
It starts off as an educational channel, with Bruce and Dick making self-defense and survival tips videos. Gothamites love watching their dynamic play out, especially in the self defense videos as Robin is the one to demonstrate each move on Batman and despite the man's lack of facial expressions and quips, there's a sort of pride shining through.
Dick loves giving the people what they want however, so slowly the content starts diversifying into vlogs while they're on stake outs, challenge videos and the occasional prank.
Due to the various demands, they also start live streams for whenever they are practicing in the Cave.
It becomes a tradition for each new Robin to take over handling the channel, with other batfamily members joining in here and there.
#might write this#who am i kidding#i WILL write this#the thought of a tiny robin running around with a camera while batman beats up criminals is hilarious you cannot tell me otherwise#batman#dc comics#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#batman and robin#dick grayson#robin dc
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OK Brennan, if you aren't gonna let me have Aelwyn posted up in the manor at all times, having her use her dramatic villain skills to protect Adaine before going off to teach middle schoolers is the next best thing I could have hoped for. What a mental image--Ms. "I Came Here To Fuck" teaching cantrips to eleven-year-olds. Wild.
#dimension 20#dimension 20 spoilers#fantasy high#fantasy high spoilers#d20#d20 spoilers#aelwyn abernant#NEMESIS WARD#I'm obsessed with the concept#also I always headcanonned aelwyn as going CPS but middle school teacher is SOOOO good#God I hope they crash a class at some point#can you imagine her having to protect a class of kids from some end of the world bullshit?#I can only dream#you think she's teaching at the school the child dwarves they beat up go to?#Oakshield I think?
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