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mongayakai · 2 years ago
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I was a magic talking bug and I lived in the land of ooo from adventure time and I had karate tournaments that I participated in and me and my cousin Harley found a family that had been trying to get to Canada and Harley helped with navigation and I hid cause I was a bug that could talk and all three of the kids knew I was there, especially the oldest boy cause I beat his ass in a karate tournament. We went to Wendy's and I ordered a chicken Sammy and then the car got stolen and I revealed I was a talking bug.
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noodles-and-tea · 3 months ago
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Good episode.
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kenchann · 4 months ago
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his beloved daughters
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everwalldigan · 1 month ago
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I love it when people draw Robin!Dick as a little creepy unsettling child like yes he embodies the blue eyed stare and moves in ways humans were never meant to move in and he never really grew out of it. Like the bright colours, the flips and the quips are so deceiving he’s so unsettling in the way no other Robin could quite replicate. I just know every criminal breathed a sigh of relief when he finally outgrew the tights.
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hinamie · 4 months ago
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parenthood was not on my 2024 bingo card but clearly life is full of surprises
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danandfuckingjonlmao · 3 months ago
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the most comphet thing that charles does in episode 5 isn’t even when he’s like “nah they’re just mates” or him projecting onto hunter and brad because they’re manly men and he wants them to be Good Guys bla bla bla none of that.
no, the most comphet thing in this episode is that charles rowland, light of my life, owner of my heart, saw these two scruffy scrappy stinky burly fuckboy jocks and then looked at himself, this genderfuck punk twink with the prettiest most delicate features i’ve ever seen and eyeliner and earrings and bisexual ass jacket, and edwin payne, the most clockable homosexual that has ever lived or died, the quintessential twink, with his stupid little gay bowtie and gloves and fancy jacket and button up shirt and little gay posh voice and the cunty feminine way he walks and gestures and edwardian vocabulary and syntax and everything about him and said, “they’re just like us, right edwin?” babygirl you are so delusional.
rip hunter and brad you would’ve loved being involved in both edwin’s and charles’s hate crimes </3
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thanks--for--listening · 6 months ago
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John Stirling getting the song rewritten so it’s how Francesca imagined it and then dragging himself to a ball to give it to her when he doesn’t like social appearances is genuinely up there with the most romantic moments in this show
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keokartoffel · 1 month ago
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Extortion
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cozylittleartblog · 2 months ago
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50+ deaths at 5 am got me yelling absolute nonsense to the bosses kicking my whole entire ass
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mongayakai · 9 months ago
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I walked into the men's bathroom and entered a stall. Immediately after I close the stall door, some kid knocked on the stall door and I Immediately yell "FUCK OFF"
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sojutrait · 21 days ago
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im so behind on ronnie updates, wdym her son is a bisexual drug dealer chronic adulterer who was also a teen father. and future gang member
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noodles-and-tea · 2 months ago
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Little Stan getting manipulated by Bill has excellent angst potential but consider.
Stanley just, keeps tricking Bill. Because Bill would definitely massively underestimate Stanley and how far he’ll go to protect Ford (like in the actual show). We also know Stanley has the street smarts between the twins and could absolutely tell Bill is full of it.
And because Bill would absolutely loose his mind if he kept getting foiled by a snot nosed eight year old that isn’t even supposed to be here
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I like to think that he doesn’t even try that hard he just does not even care about bill
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doydoune · 5 months ago
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something something about mentors and cycles and mentors and cycles
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mon-moonfae · 3 months ago
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He doesn't need reflexes when he got the whimsy
Techno bullying Tommy in training
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Does it count as bullying if he just sucks? (Superhero au just for you)
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phantobats · 3 months ago
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Batfam AU where Dick Grayson starts a YouTube channel during his time as Robin.
edit !: here's the fic!
It starts off as an educational channel, with Bruce and Dick making self-defense and survival tips videos. Gothamites love watching their dynamic play out, especially in the self defense videos as Robin is the one to demonstrate each move on Batman and despite the man's lack of facial expressions and quips, there's a sort of pride shining through.
Dick loves giving the people what they want however, so slowly the content starts diversifying into vlogs while they're on stake outs, challenge videos and the occasional prank.
Due to the various demands, they also start live streams for whenever they are practicing in the Cave.
It becomes a tradition for each new Robin to take over handling the channel, with other batfamily members joining in here and there.
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jq37 · 10 months ago
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OK Brennan, if you aren't gonna let me have Aelwyn posted up in the manor at all times, having her use her dramatic villain skills to protect Adaine before going off to teach middle schoolers is the next best thing I could have hoped for. What a mental image--Ms. "I Came Here To Fuck" teaching cantrips to eleven-year-olds. Wild.
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