#polly the parrot

[drakkonyan]

The 1-4 joke I'm legally obligated to provide. I go to sleep now

also happy birthday to rayfa, whom I dont know anything about besides people are very opinionated on her, and she is from the few characters with a canon birthday, which I think should be more brought up ngl. Capcom give me more canon birthdays NOW. Pretty plssssss thankyu.

[alotle]

birds of a feather

[doydoune]

something something about mentors and cycles and mentors and cycles

[goticamarey]

Deus que me perdoe pelo segundo quadrinho

[diceverses]

Yesterday I binge read everything with the Martian Stan AU tag and before actually seeing the official Polly Definitely-the-Parrot-Don’t-Argue-with-me-I’m-the-President art, I had an idea of what she could look like so I had to draw it. I thought, what would I, a coddled European urban dweller, consider to be the equivalent of the Nightmare Realm, a vast, distant, barren place filled with incomprehensible horrors? Australia, of course! So I took the official Polly palette and combined some of its most famous creatures into this wonderful abomination.

So, @aroace-get-out-of-my-face and @inkyrainstorms are to blame for this. Could it be another resident of planet Stan, Polly’s more aggressive (and rude) form, or a vivid dream Stan had after eating a wrong kind of space potatoe? Up to you to decide!

[doctorsiren]

Did an Aggie/Magma board tonight :3

( Top doodle on left was a WIP by @sleepysquib and the one on the right was a WIP by @cupofalchemicalsoup )

[inkyrainstorms]

Maybe by harming Bill or Killing Bill, that’s why Polly when she was initially gonna kill Stan, stopped and was immediately was like yep I’m a parrot, idk what that is but Imm that now

Because she didn’t realize Stan was the person to mortally harm Bill and once she did she was like OH FUCK I SCREWED UP

And then she is like oh, no it’s chill, he’s just a really sad man who’s trying mask the parts he doesn’t want people seeing. Then she’s like, this is my human pet Godkiller and anyone who looks at him funny will be my next meal.

Polly loves Stan dearly, and shows him this by doing habits that her species usually do when expressing it.

Unfortunately Stan is a human, who is unaware of these habits and thinks Polly is just being cosmic horror again

Stan: Ow!! Ow!! Stop trying to pull my hair!!

Polly: WHY IS HE BEING SO OBLIVIOUS, I LOVE YOU, YOU SMALL SIMPLE MINDED CREATURE, STOP REJECTING MY AFFECTION!

Polly sees Stan as a cat,

Stan sees Polly as a parrot for his own sanity.

oh 100%!

Polly definitely just saw Stan and eventually just adopted him. that’s HER weird little flesh creature who is entirely too fragile and needs to be protected all the time, and also has the best snacks ever. and also killed God. she’d be in so much trouble if anyone else found out, so she simply will not tell anyone. simple solutions!

i love the idea of polly sharing the typical habits that her species have with Stanley, it’s fucking adorable. i imagine after Stan picks up some of her habits without realizing after so long not interacting with any other (friendly) creature, and after he get rescued at some point he’d just walk up behind Ford and start pulling at his brother hair. and Ford is just SO confused he jsut starts yelling at Stan until Stan realizes that Not Something People Do Typically.

and now Ford’s cataloguing Stans behavioral patterns too. Stan walks into the kitchen to grab a snack and Ford starts taking notes from the kitchen table.

@aroace-get-out-of-my-face Polly and her little human guy Godkiller (that’s jsut his name now) (she has a special sound she gave him that means that) (and once she learns english she calls him that in english too) (Ford doesn’t know how to feel)

[ask-the-chief-prosecutor]

So when Phoenix started cross examining the parrot, were you convinced that you were going to jail or what 💀

He sighs. Deeply.

@eatingcrayonsinthecorner I forgor the Polly blogs url so substituting u

[chocochipjewel]

New art post for the first time in forever!! And it's 2 year old DL-6 art!! You can find part 2 of this here.

Version with Phoenix's shadow under

This was made for December 2022 when I first got into Ace Attorney, and I finally feel confident enough to show it now so enjoy! Happy DL-6 everyone!

Written version of all the connecting lines under the cut

Around Manfred - "7 months" & "motive?" (referring to his vacation)

Manfred to Miles - "mentor" & "prosecutor of 40 years"

From Hammond to Miles - "Gourd Lake" & "24/12/2016"

From Hammond to Lotta and Larry - "witnesses"

From Larry and Lotta to Gourdy - ""Gourdy"" & "Samurai Balloon"

From Manfred to Gregory - "rivals" & "ONLY penalty"

From Manfred to the boat shop caretaker to Miles - "letter by von Karma???"

Over Miles - "Miles ❤️❤️❤️"

From the boat shop caretaker to Yanni Yogi - "boat shop caretaker = Yanni Yogi??"

From the boat shop caretaker to the parrot - "pet parrot"

Next to Polly the Parrot "Polly = Polly Jenkins??"

From Yogi to the Polly Jenkins - "fiancé"

From Hammond to Yogi - "defense attorney"

From Gregory to Miles - "father-son"

From Misty to Mia - "mother-daughter"

Around Mia - "defense attorney"

From Redd White to Grossberg - "blackmail"

From Grossberg to Mia - "former employer"

From Yogi and Misty - "location??"

From Misty to Redd White - "info leak"

Between Miles, Yogi, and Gregory - "DL-6" & "28/12/2001"

[tossawary]

Aw, I knew about the infamous parrot from "Ace Attorney", but I didn't know that her name was Polly. I hope they found her a good new home after everything. (An exotic pet rescue zoo / educational center, maybe? Because Polly cannot be safely released into the wild at this point.) Though I'm also currently imagining an AU where Polly actually gets begrudgingly adopted by Phoenix, who does actually try to provide good care for this complicated animal in the absence of any other suitable home, because Maya made some really big puppy eyes at him.

See, Polly looks like a mix between a scarlet macaw and a cockatoo, both of which are pretty long-lived species of birds, which means she could easily still be hanging around as part of the Wright family by the time that Apollo Justice comes into the picture. And doesn't Trucy sometimes call him "Polly" as well?

Trucy: "Daaaaad, Human Polly is here! Good morning, Human Polly!"

Apollo: "Why... why am I 'Human Polly'? Why can't the bird be 'Parrot Polly'? Actually, why do I have to 'Polly' a-?"

Trucy: "Because Polly was here FIRST, sheesh, Human Polly."

Phoenix: "It's true. Respect your elders, Human Polly. That parrot is twice your age."

[rosalilis-randomness]

Phoenix: I would like Polly to take the witness stand! Apollo: ...... Phoenix: ...Not you, Apollo, I meant the parrot-

[box-dwelling]

Sure it got his fucking boyfriend off why not try it a second time

This case is worse than Polly. By a considerable margin. MVK was playing dirty, Simon's not. He's just like this. There are so many steps of insanity that lead here. Not checking who his client was, fully just accepting he was defending an orca and actively having to fight to get a trial. Then this. My god man

Of course athena is supporting this

She's so ride or die and so unhinged. Absolute best girl.

[askaceattorney]

*squawk*

Polly wanna cracker.

- Polly the Parrot

[snowbreeze64]

turnabout goodbyes

[goticamarey]

Imagine if Polly ever came back as a witness again and this time, Edgeworth is prosecuting.

Edgeworth: Witness, name and ocupation please.

Polly: ...

Edgeworth: WITNESS! NAME AND OCCUPATION!

Polly: ...

Edgeworth: NAME. AND. OCCUPATION.

Polly: ...Hello! Hello! *squawk*

[theanxiousbookdevourer]

The only reason Ace Attorney Investigations isn’t a 10/10 game is because I can’t interact with Polly in the jail cell.