#polly the parrot

[doydoune]

something something about mentors and cycles and mentors and cycles

[doctorsiren]

Did an Aggie/Magma board tonight :3

( Top doodle on left was a WIP by @sleepysquib and the one on the right was a WIP by @cupofalchemicalsoup )

[tossawary]

Aw, I knew about the infamous parrot from "Ace Attorney", but I didn't know that her name was Polly. I hope they found her a good new home after everything. (An exotic pet rescue zoo / educational center, maybe? Because Polly cannot be safely released into the wild at this point.) Though I'm also currently imagining an AU where Polly actually gets begrudgingly adopted by Phoenix, who does actually try to provide good care for this complicated animal in the absence of any other suitable home, because Maya made some really big puppy eyes at him.

See, Polly looks like a mix between a scarlet macaw and a cockatoo, both of which are pretty long-lived species of birds, which means she could easily still be hanging around as part of the Wright family by the time that Apollo Justice comes into the picture. And doesn't Trucy sometimes call him "Polly" as well?

Trucy: "Daaaaad, Human Polly is here! Good morning, Human Polly!"

Apollo: "Why... why am I 'Human Polly'? Why can't the bird be 'Parrot Polly'? Actually, why do I have to 'Polly' a-?"

Trucy: "Because Polly was here FIRST, sheesh, Human Polly."

Phoenix: "It's true. Respect your elders, Human Polly. That parrot is twice your age."

[box-dwelling]

Sure it got his fucking boyfriend off why not try it a second time

This case is worse than Polly. By a considerable margin. MVK was playing dirty, Simon's not. He's just like this. There are so many steps of insanity that lead here. Not checking who his client was, fully just accepting he was defending an orca and actively having to fight to get a trial. Then this. My god man

Of course athena is supporting this

She's so ride or die and so unhinged. Absolute best girl.

[askaceattorney]

*squawk*

Polly wanna cracker.

- Polly the Parrot

[snowbreeze64]

turnabout goodbyes

[ask-the-chief-prosecutor]

“DON’T FORGET DL-6–SQUAWK!”

-@talk-to-the-better-polly

(I’m fucking evil I know)

“I won’t be forgetting. Ever.”

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

Phoenix saying "Let the parrot take the stand" but with the same entonation of "Let the bodies hit the floor"

[angerybabydino]

I just have this very vivid image in my head of Miles going to visit Phoenix at the office one day after he gets his badge back. Apollo and Athena and Trucy are mingling about on the couches, talking about something or other as he and Phoenix discuss legal reforms and other boring law stuff that comes with the turning of the Dark Age of the Law. He’s essentially tuned out the kids until he hears Trucy shout “POLLY” at something and Miles nearly snaps his neck as he frantically looks around the room before turning to Phoenix and saying “I swear to god if you bailed that parrot out of jail only to recruit it to your office, I will break up with you.” Phoenix has to reassure him that the parrot is still very much in jail while the kids just look at them so confused why calling Apollo by his nickname would illicit such a response from the very proper Chief Prosecutor.

Edit: for those wondering, if you haven't played AAI2, there's a segment where Miles has to investigate inside a prison, and if you peek in the background...

You can't interact with Polly or anything, you just end up staring at her (I can't find the picture I took of that, it's somewhere tho). Miles just doesn't like her because what Phoenix pulled in court was ridiculous and he has standards lmao

[tacobellabeanburrito]

Wright & Co. Law Offices Commercial (Objection.lol)

Hi! My name is Phoenix Wright. Did you know you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I!

Guys you won’t believe what I made! This was so much fun to make, it’s basically a parody of the “Better Call Saul” Commercial because I thought it fit the vibe of Ace Attorney and wanted to make my own. You can watch the “Better Call Saul” Commercial here!

I hope you guys liked it! I worked really hard on it (The first time I’ve ever actually manually added music into a video of mine)

[freebagels]

Aa fans will never let Phoenix live down that time he cross-examined a parrot

[orpleo]

Used @7clubs template. Trying to draw again after not doing anything for like a month

[box-dwelling]

Let it be known that Maya was not on board with the fucking parrot thing

Woman speedrunning the 5 stages of grief upon realising just how stupid her best friend/brother really is.

I always see the fan base act like she was down. She does help him with it but after she's made it know that she thinks he's a fucking idiot

[talk-to-the-better-polly]

“SQQUUAAAWWK!”

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Ok so basically Polly talk full sentences yay

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RULES:

Mod is a minor so no inappropriate stuff (POLLY IS ALSO A BIRD)

Polly will answer questions and if you ask to rp that probably won’t happen

mod’s main is @eatingcrayonsinthecorner

Funni bird go weeeee

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FUN FACTS:

Polly got adopted by a young woman after Turnabout Goodbyes and she went on to entertain kids at birthday parties

Polly has tea parties with Pess on Sundays

magiicccc bird talk

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OTHER ASK BLOGS:

@the-bestest-girl

@crayon-the-roof-goblin

[theanxiousbookdevourer]

The only reason Ace Attorney Investigations isn’t a 10/10 game is because I can’t interact with Polly in the jail cell.

[askaceattorney]

Dear Dawsongfg,

.............

*squawk*

- Polly