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[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 283

Now Jason would like it known that there was no mpreg situation going on. He isn’t even sure where people got that idea in the first place. Sure, he had taken a few Cores from the goons-in-white who had dared to set up in his turf. 

And sure maybe the excess energy from the pit (no wonder he’d been so irritable) was what said baby halfas (Okay, so they’re half human? Alright) had used to reform. And maybe the oldest is visibly less than a year old. 

But there Was No Mpreg Situation! He is this close to shooting someone! It was annoying (and slightly amusing) when it was just his goons, but now the Bats have seemingly got it in their heads! Dear Gotham it’s a good thing he’s not planning on like, ever revealing who he is because he would never be able to live this rumor down. 

[Winged Ghosts Au too, that seems to be getting lost in reblogs when it's just in the tags lol]

[otaku553]

Something something I hate sending emails

[fakesorbet]

happy pride month :]

[jackoino]

been really into dead games lately

[mushroomnoodles]

Do you think (during Morri's magic womb shenanigans) they would open a portal to golbetty?? Would golbetty notice??? Would she finally pay child support???????

tw/cw for sfw and non kink mpreg

while in the womb morri's portaling powers were rather weak and small- the portals only usually about as big as a dinner plate maximum, and they all lead to the same place- what would one day be morri's designated pocket dimension. to others it just looked like a black, empty void.

as morri developed more, their portals gained a green hue to them, and very, extremely rarely led to other places in their universe. they simply weren't strong enough to reach as far as GOLBetty's... void? hell, lil' golbaby didn't even know where their portals went, it felt like stretching to them, flexing their abilities. and when the seal was placed on them they weren't able to use their powers anymore.

but if they did somehow... simon's presence wouldn't wake GOLBetty up but morri's presence would as a little god. she wouldn't be able to do much other than stare and maybe very gently touch simon's bump though before sending him back.. unless he asked for something JNANSAK

[fluxedbuds]

who are you really protecting?

[incorrectfatui]

Peruere: *writing a letter*  Peruere: Dear Santa,  I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...  And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

[lorenzonuti]

FA(error)AL.

[glittergoats]

Schrodinger's Cat is dead to the world.

[alxastrx]

Watching some twst fans refusing to accept that Malleus is heavily implied autistic in this day and age is CRAZY

[idkcoven]

oh im dead

[anti-socialexperiment]

Be happy you were spared, be happy you didn’t vanish.

be happy you were deemed worthy by mother above.

(based off @rhytmrocket ‘s au)

[tabl3]

hear me out

I know they're technically different people

but you Cannot convince me that Spike is anything but a feminist. and that Chase isn't one too (despite that stupid ass s4 episode)

how in God's green motherfuckin earth can Chase (and Adam) be remotely sexist

have you SEEN their sister?????

[lovesickeros]

im back for my monthly delusion and its alice this time BECAUSE WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE TALK ABOUT HER. OR RHINEDOTTIR. extremely powerful witches who are probably on equal power level to an archon just vibing and committing war crimes.

[kyanitedragon]

Kaneki + Anti-Aogiri

[frikatilhi]

How do we think Bojan is holding up in the face of the Jere Johannes hotness

Well, looking at the size of Jere's boyfriend pokedex you'd think Bojan would be used to his bullshit by now

But since it's getting awfully close to Ruisrock he can't help but feel like he's been warned somehow, like it's a message he's supposed to receive

"Welcome to Finland. In Finland we homo. For free."

So he's already psyching himself up for whatever Jere's going to throw at him, trying to decide how slutty to go for with his wardrobe, packing his breath mints

Can 2024 Bojan handle it? Will he take it like a man or will he fold like lawn chair and chicken out? Will Jere's midsummer magic last?

Remains to be seen.