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tanglepelt · 1 year ago

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Dp x dc 152

Vlad gives off creep vibes.

Danny is forced to a gala. A Wayne gala to be specific. Wouldn’t you know vlad won’t let him out of his sight. Cuts him off.

Keeps calling him his son. Overall creepy vibes.

Maybe the investigation wouldn’t have been so intense if he hadn’t be calling Danny his son. A little digging leads to Amity.

Leads to a rigged election.

Leads to the Giw being discovered.

Danny for his part is laughing at vlad. Man got caught the the justice league for his alter ego Plasmius. Then for helping fund the Giw. And for establishing in town restrictions about ecto entites.

Danny just wishes they would stop trying to question phantom.

#dpxdc #be a creep and get caught #listen #there is one rendition where Bruce flat out says he is Batman #as it was his duty as an American to not lie on the stands #he was in fact a bias party and should not be on jury duty #he out the bad guy away #he wouldn’t be happy with a rigged election #that was just a random find

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crushedsweets · 3 months ago

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Toby specifically stalks this elderly lesbian couple because one of them started spouting off nonsense about demons and slendy wants them to stop poking their noses in the paranormal.

Toby decides to purposefully make it obvious they’re being stalked by a real person instead of haunted, but he just further convinces both of them that they have a demon in their home. Nothing he does works and he doesn’t really wanna kill them. Starts sending them emails saying giving the demons attention gives them more power.

The ladies give ignoring the “demon” a shot, so he stops purposefully breaking into their house and moving stuff around and scaring them. Now they truly believing ignoring a demon is how to stop a haunting. They no longer stick their nose in the paranormal. This is a successful Toby mission. And he stole a lot of money and jewelry in the process. Extra Toby points

#no joke this is how a lot of missions in my au kinda play out LMFAOOOOOOOO #the proxies (besides Kate and sometimes Toby) genuinely rather not kill people if unnecessary #Kate just doesn’t really understand why it matters and thinks ‘if I haven’t been caught yet I’m never getting caught who cares it’s easier’#alongside them accidentally getting involved with other criminals and Netflix drama style situations play out #do y’all know the show good girls #where the moms rob a store to help their family but they actually rob a drug business so now the drug business people invade their life #so now they’re coming up with crazy schemes to not get sent to prison or killed by the people #LMAOOOOO #that’s the shit that happens to my proxies #chatterbox #creeped

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p-jinx · 10 months ago

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Too many people draw Spamton like some anime twink and not like the sleazy middle aged man he is who's trying to steal your wallet by any means necessary. The speculated age based on the first spam email is 45 year old!!!!!

Give him a bit of a gut and the start to a receding hairline or beat me to death. This man is WEIRD!! He's sketchy!! He's desperate!! He's damaged!! He's corrupted!! He's STRONG and DANGEROUS!! He does not have a skincare routine!! He'll borrow your umbrella just to sell it back to you!!! Give him bags under his eyes and grey in his hair!! He's tired! He's stressed!

You can draw him pint sized all you want but drawing him like some college yaoi twunk??? Over my dead body 👹

#not actually that serious #I just see so much art that doesn’t reflect the character he is or the aspects he has #he's my favorite creep #he would pick pocket you and get caught before lying to your face #I just know he reeks of cologne engine oil garbage and like an over heated laptop #he has no appeal👏👏👏#I love him #spamton #deltarune #spamton g spamton #spamton deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #art #spamton fanart #he would probably smoke indoors too I bet #freak #old man yaoi my ass hes barely through his forties

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eyepatchoflove · 4 months ago

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now that lestat had a successful one-sided beef with the switfies, can we manufacture some beef between him and the vampire band from chica vampiro that becomes real beef as soon as mirco gets actively involved because of course it would

#the way i can see him and mirco beefing rockstar to rockstar (they're both delusional and extremely annoying)#it would start off with either daisy randomly meeting him and him trying to be charming (which works) but also slightly creeping her out #and when she mentions meeting this dude at the vampi bar mirco would be like “wait...describe this mf to me” and when she does he just “‼️”#bc there's no fucking way that he was back #or lucia “overhears” some vampires talk about the comeback of this big star and when she asks about it mirco refuses to talk about him #both because he doesn't want her to get caught up with lestat but also because now HE'S the main rockstar boy #anyway she talks to zaira and she spills everything out #and after she (lucia) talks with the band about how they should ask lestat to have a fake beef between them #since they're both the most popular vampire musicians and this will only be a win-win #not even 24h later lestat and mirco (while being left unsupervised) starts having real twitter fights #and also slandering eachothers irl on both vampire and human interviews #interview with the vampire #chica vampiro #iwtv #amc iwtv #lestat de lioncourt #mirco vladimoff #daisy o'brian #vampire #vampires #supernatural

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moeblob · 8 months ago

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Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.

Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.

#my characters #waiting on some info on the next commission so i indulged in ocs today bc i doubt i will have as much time for lil comics for a bit #deacon is so devoted hes like yeah i would kill for a deity that could easily kill anything himself but yknow teehee #and fulj just did you tell him you needed therapy also does he even know youd murder in his name #deacon caught red handed haha no of course i havent told him it should be obvious enough haha.... and its in his defense not his name :c #man really does have some issues but i love him so much and hes so devoted but like. unhealthily after a while #he does in fact need a chill pill and therapy but to be fair #ymber has needed therapy for centuries and yet he just bottles it all up and suffers so #its pretty unhealthy until they yell at each other one (1) time bc they are so insecure about things and get mad over very valid reasons #but then theyre like you know what that was necessary and i still want to stay by your side if you let me #and then fulj is like dude hey sorry you seem really happy did you fu- and ymber is like no please stop there we have not #fulj just squinting cause have not is very different than will not but whatever she doesnt wanna think about that with deacon involved ew #and eventually fulj is like hey ymber im sorry to say but i really do hate deacon and i dont even know why but he makes me uncomfortable #while deacon is just. in the room. hearing this and thinking how he knows she thinks hes weird but wow that wording hurts #and ymber doesnt wanna fill in memories better forgotten by fulj which she had forcefully removed #so he just says oh well his hair and clothing are black and you had someone in the past that you might see in him and its not a pleasant en #so you know maybe its that idk #and fulj is then WHATST i was rude to him for someone i cant even remember? lame im gonna try SO HARD to be nice to him now #and deacon just still sitting there with some food like this is v awkward and i wish i could not be here for it #and later he asks ymber about who he resembled and as ymber is descibing her it clicks in deacons head and he gets really sad #that he might somehow remind fulj of the woman she loved before she was punished for loving a mortal #and he feels kinda bad pestering her so much with his curiosities about deities and he kinda gets it #the fact hes close to ymber might remind her at the core that she was once that close with a mortal if not closer #anyway story time in the tags again #im so obsessed with these peeps and i have made them suffer so much but they do all end on a happy note #its still funny and nice to me that while fulj is creeped out by deacon and doesnt like talking to him #he still expresses the most emotions to her - he tries hard to remain serious around ymber and collected and obedient at all times #and when out and about with ymber he has to be intimidating and refuses smiling but fulj?? all sunshine and smiles and emotions easy to rea #and she is just that is so weird go away i hate you

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ziipzeepzop-eez · 5 months ago

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*kicks door down*

SURPRIIIIIISE SHAWTAAAYYYYYYS

MAMA'S HOME!!!!!!!

#question is #did i ever really leave? 🫦#i'm joking. i did step away for a bit!! ^^ but true to my word - i stalked y'all a little bit like the actual creep i am /j #i can't stay away from my babies for TOO long 🥹#but y'know what's darn funny?#every single time i take a leave i get or i am currently SICK.#and boy oh boy guys #i am . SO SICK right now #it's so bad 😭 i caught strep throat from my little brother but it's metamorphosed into the most horrendous chest cold known to man #i can't breathe @ night #i keep. COUGHING #and the ONLY TIME i feel SOME SEMBLANCE of BETTER is when i'm at WORK #did i mention the w e a t h e r??#thugging it out in 100-105 degree weather in a place w heavy machinery and no ac. just fans and open windows/doors.#s'crazy down here in the south man #but other than that #HIIIIII MY LITTLE TADPOLES 😄😍 *forehead kith for each of you*

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proudfreakmetarusonikku · 4 months ago

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sometimes I forget about something canon to c!prime but then I get reminded and I’m like. oh my god. anyway this is about c!dream's child abuse disc bc like. that implies he kept RECORDINGS of his abuse of c!tommy like at least audio recordings and like. what the fuck (i mean that in the best way possible)

#primeboys (derogatory)#sometimes i forget that in canon dsmp they’re Like That bc I get so caught up on irl guy d*** being a creep to irl t****#but no. they are great I didn’t just make them up. he is a creep thi

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cryptidunknown · 4 days ago

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every christmas season my mom complains that im not "into" christmas enough so this year im thinking about getting one of those stupid fucking elf on the shelfs and terrorizing my household

#op #im the family insomniac so i could probably go a while without getting caught lmao #those things kind of creep me out but its a better way to show christmas spirit than pretending to care about watching Elf for the 10th tim

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marklikely · 1 year ago

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ok u know that fake 80s horror movie meme that people did on tiktok well aside from the blatant goncharov plagiarism i feel like the idea isnt inherently bad but trying to convince people the movie is real while giving it an obscure and therefore easily googleable name like zapotha is unwise. like goncharov was always openly fake but the video said they want to convince people zepotha is real. too easy to fact check imo.

#if you want to convince ppl this is a real movie you gotta name it like. using the few things that 80s horror titles are allowed to use..#its gotta be some kind of combination of #'night of the (xyz)'. the name of a broad category of monster (demon werewolf etc). smth like freak/creep. massacre.#and/or some event that high schoolers would participate in. prom. graduation. camp. slumber party. etc. bonus pts if its a franchise.#like omg have you seen my favorite underrated 80s horror? Vampire Camp III: Night of the Were-Creeps? from 1987?#omg its soooo good you have to check it out. linnea quigley's best role. don't @ me you know im right.#avpost #you gotta give it a really tropey name so people cant like look it up and find nothing.#at the very least if you name it 'night of the ' people will find a ton of other horror movies and assume it's blocking out the right movie #anyway you dont have to watch the rest of the vampire camp series to understand the 3rd movie bc they explain the lore #in a campfire scene at the beginning. so youll be caught up. plus the second one was really weird and hasnt aged well #the first one is kind of a low budget 1981 gem but the bad dialogue and acting is really hard to get past. pretty good gore effects though.#check it out if you like that sort of thing but the series takes off at the 3rd movie. when they make it more horror comedy.#i think its getting a remake soon. directed by a woman!

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trifoliate-undergrowth · 13 days ago

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Christmas creep is a special menace but every holiday and time of year is like this now and it drives me crazy. Beach stuff appears in the stores in late winter. Valentine's stuff chases Christmas stuff off the shelves. God forbid you need something for the time of year you're currently experiencing bc you were supposed to buy it 3 months ago and it's now been replaced with junk for whatever the next Big Holiday in a couple months is. And every big box store follows the same pageantry. You WILL celebrate Christmas while you're in this store between mid October and early December. That means depictions of snow. Not in a place with snow? You're getting snow. Fuck you. Look at the depictions of something foreign to you which we're trying to market as nostalgia.

#i have many feelings about commercial holidays in America #I love Halloween but it gets caught up in the nonsense juggernaut too!#America #rant #christmas creep

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belphieslilcow · 10 months ago

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fuck wait i forgot the last nb event was like a dream thing was it belphie centric fuck

#if i think about it too long i'll get overwhelmed and have a meltdown so i shant #hopefully #but uhh idk for sure cause i Didn;t Log In #i havent properly played in forever cause #im so far behind in terms of the story #like i think im still on asmo's part??#maybe?#the power creep is just so fucking awful in nightbringer #or whatever the term would be #you need stupid high level cards in every type to even pass the ruri tunes levels #and it's so frustrating cause ruri tunes isn't hard in the slightest especially on normal it's actually frustratingly easy #because of how slow it is #but i have to use so many support items just to literally get a c at the last note #so i can finally read things #and idk it just makes me feel bad that i'm not caught up (it makes him feel like a failure)#so i get into the loop of feeling bad cause im far behind and then i dont play but then i cant make progress and the story continues which #means im even FURTHER behind #ohh i think i got it i think i scrounged in my brain i think i feel left out (has issues with that)

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yeetmythoughts · 8 months ago

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tfw you don't have a proper curtain on your windows and you've had a feeling that someone's been secretly spying on you through your window during the night and taking pictures of you :|