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tanglepelt · 1 year ago
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Dp x dc 152
Vlad gives off creep vibes.
Danny is forced to a gala. A Wayne gala to be specific. Wouldn’t you know vlad won’t let him out of his sight. Cuts him off.
Keeps calling him his son. Overall creepy vibes.
Maybe the investigation wouldn’t have been so intense if he hadn’t be calling Danny his son. A little digging leads to Amity.
Leads to a rigged election.
Leads to the Giw being discovered.
Danny for his part is laughing at vlad. Man got caught the the justice league for his alter ego Plasmius. Then for helping fund the Giw. And for establishing in town restrictions about ecto entites.
Danny just wishes they would stop trying to question phantom.
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crushedsweets · 4 months ago
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Toby specifically stalks this elderly lesbian couple because one of them started spouting off nonsense about demons and slendy wants them to stop poking their noses in the paranormal.
Toby decides to purposefully make it obvious they’re being stalked by a real person instead of haunted, but he just further convinces both of them that they have a demon in their home. Nothing he does works and he doesn’t really wanna kill them. Starts sending them emails saying giving the demons attention gives them more power.
The ladies give ignoring the “demon” a shot, so he stops purposefully breaking into their house and moving stuff around and scaring them. Now they truly believing ignoring a demon is how to stop a haunting. They no longer stick their nose in the paranormal. This is a successful Toby mission. And he stole a lot of money and jewelry in the process. Extra Toby points
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p-jinx · 10 months ago
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Too many people draw Spamton like some anime twink and not like the sleazy middle aged man he is who's trying to steal your wallet by any means necessary. The speculated age based on the first spam email is 45 year old!!!!!
Give him a bit of a gut and the start to a receding hairline or beat me to death. This man is WEIRD!! He's sketchy!! He's desperate!! He's damaged!! He's corrupted!! He's STRONG and DANGEROUS!! He does not have a skincare routine!! He'll borrow your umbrella just to sell it back to you!!! Give him bags under his eyes and grey in his hair!! He's tired! He's stressed!
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You can draw him pint sized all you want but drawing him like some college yaoi twunk??? Over my dead body 👹
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eyepatchoflove · 4 months ago
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now that lestat had a successful one-sided beef with the switfies, can we manufacture some beef between him and the vampire band from chica vampiro that becomes real beef as soon as mirco gets actively involved because of course it would
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moeblob · 8 months ago
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Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.
Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.
#my characters#waiting on some info on the next commission so i indulged in ocs today bc i doubt i will have as much time for lil comics for a bit#deacon is so devoted hes like yeah i would kill for a deity that could easily kill anything himself but yknow teehee#and fulj just did you tell him you needed therapy also does he even know youd murder in his name#deacon caught red handed haha no of course i havent told him it should be obvious enough haha.... and its in his defense not his name :c#man really does have some issues but i love him so much and hes so devoted but like. unhealthily after a while#he does in fact need a chill pill and therapy but to be fair#ymber has needed therapy for centuries and yet he just bottles it all up and suffers so#its pretty unhealthy until they yell at each other one (1) time bc they are so insecure about things and get mad over very valid reasons#but then theyre like you know what that was necessary and i still want to stay by your side if you let me#and then fulj is like dude hey sorry you seem really happy did you fu- and ymber is like no please stop there we have not#fulj just squinting cause have not is very different than will not but whatever she doesnt wanna think about that with deacon involved ew#and eventually fulj is like hey ymber im sorry to say but i really do hate deacon and i dont even know why but he makes me uncomfortable#while deacon is just. in the room. hearing this and thinking how he knows she thinks hes weird but wow that wording hurts#and ymber doesnt wanna fill in memories better forgotten by fulj which she had forcefully removed#so he just says oh well his hair and clothing are black and you had someone in the past that you might see in him and its not a pleasant en#so you know maybe its that idk#and fulj is then WHATST i was rude to him for someone i cant even remember? lame im gonna try SO HARD to be nice to him now#and deacon just still sitting there with some food like this is v awkward and i wish i could not be here for it#and later he asks ymber about who he resembled and as ymber is descibing her it clicks in deacons head and he gets really sad#that he might somehow remind fulj of the woman she loved before she was punished for loving a mortal#and he feels kinda bad pestering her so much with his curiosities about deities and he kinda gets it#the fact hes close to ymber might remind her at the core that she was once that close with a mortal if not closer#anyway story time in the tags again#im so obsessed with these peeps and i have made them suffer so much but they do all end on a happy note#its still funny and nice to me that while fulj is creeped out by deacon and doesnt like talking to him#he still expresses the most emotions to her - he tries hard to remain serious around ymber and collected and obedient at all times#and when out and about with ymber he has to be intimidating and refuses smiling but fulj?? all sunshine and smiles and emotions easy to rea#and she is just that is so weird go away i hate you
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trifoliate-undergrowth · 1 month ago
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Christmas creep is a special menace but every holiday and time of year is like this now and it drives me crazy. Beach stuff appears in the stores in late winter. Valentine's stuff chases Christmas stuff off the shelves. God forbid you need something for the time of year you're currently experiencing bc you were supposed to buy it 3 months ago and it's now been replaced with junk for whatever the next Big Holiday in a couple months is. And every big box store follows the same pageantry. You WILL celebrate Christmas while you're in this store between mid October and early December. That means depictions of snow. Not in a place with snow? You're getting snow. Fuck you. Look at the depictions of something foreign to you which we're trying to market as nostalgia.
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ziipzeepzop-eez · 5 months ago
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*kicks door down*
SURPRIIIIIISE SHAWTAAAYYYYYYS
MAMA'S HOME!!!!!!!
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proudfreakmetarusonikku · 5 months ago
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sometimes I forget about something canon to c!prime but then I get reminded and I’m like. oh my god. anyway this is about c!dream's child abuse disc bc like. that implies he kept RECORDINGS of his abuse of c!tommy like at least audio recordings and like. what the fuck (i mean that in the best way possible)
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cryptidunknown · 23 days ago
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every christmas season my mom complains that im not "into" christmas enough so this year im thinking about getting one of those stupid fucking elf on the shelfs and terrorizing my household
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marklikely · 1 year ago
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ok u know that fake 80s horror movie meme that people did on tiktok well aside from the blatant goncharov plagiarism i feel like the idea isnt inherently bad but trying to convince people the movie is real while giving it an obscure and therefore easily googleable name like zapotha is unwise. like goncharov was always openly fake but the video said they want to convince people zepotha is real. too easy to fact check imo.
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secriden · 15 days ago
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#(also sorry @prev for the absolute avalench of notifs you're about to get from me your joongdunk tag is a treasure trove#that i'm determined to mine because i have a LOT to catch up on after discovering them recently)
oh no need to apologize, i've been very much enjoying reading your tags in my notifs!!!! and you're also putting old posts into my notifs that i had completely forgotten about so like, that's a nice trip down memory lane so thank youf or that!!
and i'm super happy my JD tag is of help to you, enjoyyyyy <333 (it's mostly got stuff from the past year because my preference is to know as little about actos as possible outside their series and so i didn't fall into the rabbit hole that is joongdunk "off camera" until a year ago, which means there's a whole bunch that isn't actually on my blog djfkgkdf)
hahhaa well i'm glad i'm not the only one having a blast!! a trip down joongdunk memory lane is something that can only be good. >w<
and oh, even the past year is so useful to me since i only learned about them ... pretty much 3 weeks ago so most of what i know has been via THK (which i also accidentally stumbled on because YT recommended it to me. and i've always loved remakes of old classic stories so when i noticed it was based on Taming of The Shrew -- which i thought was accidental -- i was instantly intrigued. and ofc my boys FadelStyle instantly captivated my attention because!!
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oops sorry got a little distracted there. QuQ)
but yes. treasure trove, thank you so much!! <3
also i'm so grateful for your one-post compilations like the joongdunk vampire manifesto or when you summarised what went down when joong scolded the fandom for not enough fanfics. thank you so much for making those!! they are particularly valuable for people like me who have so much joongdunk lore to catch up on. xD <3
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belphieslilcow · 10 months ago
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fuck wait i forgot the last nb event was like a dream thing was it belphie centric fuck
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yeetmythoughts · 9 months ago
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tfw you don't have a proper curtain on your windows and you've had a feeling that someone's been secretly spying on you through your window during the night and taking pictures of you :|
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kresnikcest · 2 years ago
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Somehow I never thought about the Barbie mug shot meme for Tales but I figure the wanted posters are a close enough thing
#hmmm what if ludger and julius got arrested in the bad ending though#i have actually thought about this but mostly as a creeped out outsider pov thing#like you catch two mass murderers. one who assassinated two heads of state and a bunch of other people including kids#and hes like. a lot more upset over being arrested because hes separated from his brother (who seems to be dying from. something.#that sure as fuck isnt normal but none of the rieze maxians can explain. nor are they particularly inclined to help the other guy whos also#accused of anti RM terrorism. i think poor ludger would lose his mind knowing julius could become a catalyst at any moment and he wouldnt be#there for it. because that really was the entire thing. ludger doesnt expect to be able to save julius from that death#but he knows he can save julius from any earlier deaths#anyway in my head this unfolded as ludger losing his ability to transform into chromatus#and so he gets caught off guard and overwhelmed by cops and soldiers#and then it turns out bisley completed the trial after all and the chromatus abilities have been removed#julius is actually. not dying anymore but maybe his face just stays that way#anyway i didnt think too hard on this one bc its depressing#unless bisley decides to be really nice#but i am still delighted by the outsider pov aspect#i would like ludger to seem absolutely out of his mind obsessed with julius#people are trying to ask him why he killed everyone and he just says it was to protect julius :)#v#x2
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nerosdayinanime · 1 year ago
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wanna make my own kny httyd au
#httyd movies are good but. theyre kid plots yk?#not a bad thing but i wanna use the wolrdbuilding more. like cmon its fucking DRAGONS man#so far giyuu & tsutako live in a little seaside village that regularly gets raided by dragons mostly stealing their livestock (and anyone#caught in surprise undefended) one night hes out doing errands he forgot to do during the day (doesnt want to dissapoint tsutako)#and gets caught out in a raid. hes running for cover and comes across a juvenile dragon. hes scared shitless and frozen as it creeps closer#and closer until he can feel its hot breath sniffing at him. curious purple eyes stare into his own. a loud fireball explodes near them#and the dragon nudges him away from the carnage. tsutako sees a dragon near him and flips her shit. ready to die trying to keep#her baby brother alive. he screams at her to stop- shoving the dragon away as she screams for him to get away from it#dragon flees and tsutako drags him home stressed out her gourd but thankful hes alive.#later on hes out walking in the woods to get away from it all (the other kids dont like him very much) and comes across the dragon again#he ends up making friends with it and names it sabito ('rust' for his orange-red coloration & 'rabbit' for the little hops he does)#comes across all the little dragon quirks as he hangs out- meanwhile back in the village they need more warriors to fight off the dragons#giyuu gets forced into training for it despite his (& tsutako's) protests. time comes to training against actual dragons and he miraculousl#survives using his knowledge of quirks hes learned from sabito- it astonishes /everyone/ bc hes a wimpy little fuck#yadda yadda he accidentally becomes top student just trying to avoid actually hurting the dragons and gets assigned to kill the Big Bad One#they release the beast and it crawls around the top chain netting for a bit before it notices giyuu. it drops to the floor and slowly#advances towards him. giyuu intentionally drops his weapon & shield and steps towards it with big wet scared eyes. everyone's shocked and#tsutakos screaming for them to call it off. the dragon stops posturing and sniffs at him- lets him gently pet its nose. he quietly pleads#with it to go back into its cell as guards are hurrying to get into the arena with them. the dragon looks around at them & at the sky befor#looking back at giyuu's sad eyes promising theyll both be safer if it goes back in. it hesitantly does so and giyuu locks the doors back as#the guards get to him and drag him to the village leader's hall to get the scolding of his life#he tries to reason with them that the dragons arent bad but they hit back with 'so what are we supposed to do boy. starve as we let the#dragons take all of our food? grow up. /we cant live in harmony with them.'/#hes fucked up over it & everyone starts treating him as even more of an outcast than before.#one night while tsutako's doing dishes 'tako-nee?' quietly called out. 'what giyuu?' she doesnt even turn to glance at him.#she /always/ stops to give her full attention when he calls for her like that. his heart sinks to the floor. 'goodnight' barely keeping#the crack of his voice away. 'goodnight giyuu'#she awakes the next morning to no response. an empty house. she finds a red shirt of hers missing & a note#giyuu's neat writing shakey & slowly delving into a messy scrawl as it furthers along. one- two odd dried spots on the letters turned to#countless (/27/) blotches in the ink before it fully dried. 'im sorry' left pristine atop the worst of it at the very bottom.
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stevie-baby · 1 year ago
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less than 5 hours into my trip and i almost started a bar fight with a drunk asshole who had at least half a foot and 50lbs on me
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