#bc yall are right where ARE the museums

[urfavnegronerd]

I just found another Miles smut

They literally “aged them up” because it was like hcs ig and said that MINORS WEREN’T ALLOWED TO INTERACT

Literally barfing

i hmm this is such a convo

bc which miles? comic miles (ew)? itsv/atsv miles? PlayStation miles? i lowk hope it was play station miles bc that one is 17, and while he still is technically a minor, in a lot of places 17 is considered an adult. its still gross but slightly less gross? i'm-- so many thoughts about this.

its not like i don't condone smut, its just hard to figure out where the disconnect is with smut writers. below 18 in the u.s is considered a minor, however in different places its different. for example, in s. korea 19 is adult, not 18.

so likeeee very multifaceted in the sense that laws are different everywhere, and atsv was released in most countries.

bc i was born in the united states w a v rigid view on adulthood, yes this shit is fucking disgusting literally let him be a black boy not a fucking man. that's gross and rooted in racism bc i fine boaf miles' fine but i ain't never once thought about fucking them hello?!? i am also fairly certain that the people writing them are either a) sheltered or b) white. the sheltered thing i can understand because im first gen and my version of the sex talk was when i was really young at an art museum w some paintings of nudity with my aunt (who attended catholic school) who told me to 'hold an aspirin between your thighs', and i also didn't get sex ed in school. so i understand the 'draw' of writing taboo shit and consuming it but. baby. come awwwnnnnn. like yeah, good on you for acknowledging ur very human sexual desires, but what the fuck miles is a minor please stop.

i love love love that this fandom has opinions/ visions for characters but yall needa chill. that 'hobie is in love with miles because he turns pink!' is cute when its just your opinion, however the color doesn't necessarily dictate his emotions (at least we don't know for sure, we don't know much abt hobie), and he also turned from yellow to pink while holding mayday. the pink can symbolize adoration if u will. that's not to say you cant have ur punkflower hcs, js don't PUSH it yall. ur human, okay? a lot of people have sexual desires which is cool but stop pushing ur horny on a minor and animated character. its not cool, does not pass the vibe check.

unrelated but in the same vibe as the previous rant-- gwens character. there's a lot of discourse rn about her possibly being trans WHICH IS COOL but I've seen people attack others for politely disagreeing. i love that a lot of people are feeling comfortable and recognized with possible hints towards peoples identities, but please calm the fuck down. it was never that serious, never that deep babes i promise. because, yes, representation is quite wonderful (speaking as a queer black girl) but it doesn't always spark change, sometimes it causes the latter. and in this instance of yall projected ur opinions to the absolute max, is not inciting change. its inciting anger, disagreement, and toxcity. i'm not gonna lie, i'm on the side of lets js leave things where they are until animators disclose something. but rae their color schemes-- yall do know that pride flags were also created with aesthetics in mind, right? blue, pink and white go pretty together, AND they compliment lighter skin tones (like gwen). purple blue and pink go good together too, and we see a lot of that in miles' palate. BECAUSE IT COMPLIMENTS MELANIN. i love love love how people are incorporating themselves and their identities into this movie, shit i even do this, but can yall CHILL? for the love of god.

moral of the story: stop and think for a sec, okay? i promise your brain has good thoughts, but not everything has to be shared with the world.

[autocann1bal]

part five of my playlist analysis series!!

part 1 <;- part 2 &lt;- part 3 <- part 4 <-

im having so much fun i hope you guys are also liking this bc this would be a massive waste of time if not

afraid - the neighborhood yes this is technically my locklyle playlist but this is SUCH a george song and you all KNOW IT. he feels so left out all the time because lockwood and lucy are. lockwood and lucy. hes afraid that hes just going to fade into the background aND THIS IS WHY I SUGGEST LOCKLYLE + GEORGE QPR IM SPREADING MY AGENDA.

white teeth teens - lorde lucy after shes been in the city for awhile, interacted with all the fittes and rotwell kids, all that sort of thing. she just feels so out of place.

the gold - pheobe bridgers version - pheobe bridgers owie :,( lucy missing norrie vibes. wonderland - taylor swift its so them. its just so them. this is also where my green eyes lockwood hc came from. i just think that they <33. better than me - the brobecks lucy insecurity moment. part 2 i believe?? your favorite dress - lil peep, lil tracy this is so dumb but i love the idea that lucy and lockwood heard this song on the radio once in a cab and jokingly where like 'omg us' and its a running joke now. fourth of july - sufjan stevens OW OW OW OW OW :(((((((((((( much pain so much ow so much cry lucy is missing norrie and feeling like she replaced norrie with lockwood. moment - vierre cloud lockwood trying to hide his emotions and deny his love for lucy, despite the whole world knowing. talking to the moon - bruno mars this song takes me tf out every single time. its so lockwood staring at the moon outside his window, talking to it like its lucy because he misses her after she left. we'll never have sex - leith ross spreading my ace locklyle agenda. they are just so. soft and fluffy and trhrhfdhgdkjfghfg and in no ways am i saying this needs to be everyone elses hc idc what yall hc i just like projecting myself onto characyers KJHDFGHKDFG. video games - lana del rey this one is like diet mountain dew in the way that like. it reallt doesnt actually fit their vibe it just sounds right yk.  bored - billie eilish oh my god just imagine lockwood starts to isolate from everyone but especially lucy because hes to afraid of getting to close to her and lucy feels like shes been played because he was so affectionate before and then after she comes back, hes all flirty with holly and just RHFHFHHFG angst. so nice so smart - kimya dawson i just think its a silly song that they might sing in the morning while making breakfast or smth no deeper meaning for this one :). drunk walk home - mitski owie. lucy being extra reckless on jobs after she leaves. just not being safe in general. the screaming is so her. i deserve this - rebzyyx stoppit be quiet i know its rebzyyx ik its kinda dumb but i dont care this is exactly how lockwood felt after lucy left. not necessarily the sound of the song but the lyrics. new flesh - current joys cozy bike ride vibes, all three of them go for a nice bikeride on a nice day in spring :). the lourve - lorde the beloveds exploring a museum (not necessarily the actual lourve but they are on a museum trip be quiet). homemade dynamite - lorde this one doesnt have a specific thing i just thnik its vaguely got a them vibe. if you ask me to explain i wont because i cant. class of 2013 - mitski lucy telling lockwood about her mommy issues :(. money - the drums lockwood vibes i cant explain it specifically but its lockwood vibes. the perfect girl - mareux lockwood simp time but sad edition part 2. softcore - the neighborhood lockwood staying up late laying in bed after lucy left. he cant get his mind off her for long enough to sleep. lovers rock - tv girl THIS IS SO SELF EXPLANATORY BUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE THEYRE JUST LISTENING TO MUSIC IN LUCYS ROOM CUDDLING ON THE BED AND ONE OF THEM IS MESSING WITH THE OTHER ONES HAIR AND THIS SONG STARTS AND THEY JUST GET UP AND START DANCING TOGETHER AND THEY KISS AND ITS DO DOMESTIC AND CUTE SOBBBBBB cigarettes out the window - tv girl thoughts being thought late at night, both end up at the others door at some point or another, but neither dares go in. rises the moon - liana flores hc that lucy is just. an amazing fucking singer and sometimes lockwood has her sing him to sleep <33. wildest dreams - taylor swift i couldnt not its just so silly it so doesnt actually fit with their story but its so funny i love associating them with taylor swift. another part down!! i hope someone is actually reading these so im not doing this for nothing dhfgjfdg part 6 next!!

[waslikemagic]

PRIOR  TO  THE  FIRST  WORLD  WAR ,  the  british  wizarding  world  had  no  formal ,  national  collection  of  artifacts  that  could  be  viewed  by  the  public .  these  items  were  in  the  hands  of  many  private  collectors ,  &  thus  rarely  went  on  show .  many  objects  had  been  handed down  in  these  families  for  generations ,  or  were  otherwise  purchased  from  one  another  for  their  own  collections .  

however ,  many  of  these  relics  of  wizarding  history  were  nearly  lost  as  british  wizards  became  entangled  in  the  first  world  war .  several  prominent  families  entrusted  their  collections  in  the  capable  hands  of  JOSEPHINE  GAMBOL , who  organized  &  labelled  their  collections  in  the  first  floor  of  the  gambol  estate .  like  her  grandmother ,  josephine  was  fascinated  by  muggle  trends  &  became  very  attracted to  the  idea  of  opening  a  wizard  museum .  the  american  wizards  had  found  great  success  with  their  museums ,  &  she  couldn’t  see  why  one  couldn’t  be  opened  in  britain ,  too .  letters  to  donors  became  talks ;  talks  with  donors  became  talks  with  the  ministry  of  magic .  not  only  did  she  urge  the ministry  to  modernise  with  their  international  counterparts ,  but  she  made  clear  the  importance  of  preserving  magical  heritage  ‘ in  other  ways  than  blood . ’  given  wizarding  nationalism  was  at  an  all - time  high  at  the  time ,  the  ministry  granted  josephine  her  first  charter ,  which  became  the  museum  of  magical  history ,  in  1921 . 

the  gambol  museums ,  thus ,  are  referred  to  as  follows :  

museum  of  magical  history ,  london  museum  of  the  dark  arts ,  london   the  quidditch  museum ,  london   ottaline  gambol  zoo  &  bestiary ,  bristol international  museums :   musee d’art magique , paris  palazzo  orsini ,  florence   국립마법박물관  /  lit.  national  magic  museum ,  seoul   museum  of  american  magical  history ,  new  york  city  museum  of  american  wizarding  art , boston  museum  of  modern  wizarding  art ,  new  york  city  

[folklorebae]

𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐀𝐔 - 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐

𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞  𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏 𝐅𝐢𝐜

Cast(s): Actress!Reader & Actor!Suna Rintarou

Warning(s): Swearing, a bit suggestive at the end, reader is using she/her pronouns, girls in pics are just for references, all of these pictures aren't mine (I just edited some of them)

A/n: This is the longest insta au I've ever made. Bcs I just discovered that you can upload more than 10 images on tumblr's web. But I hope it's not boring tho😭

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yourinstagram wanna take this downtown?

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nikizefanya This liquid courage got me way too honest

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ynfan13 WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!?

rintarousuna We should explore europe together, wdyt?

↳yourinstagram Ofc, you're the Boots to my Dora❤️

↳rintarousuna Okay, princess

↳aquariusuna WTF AAAAAA!!! SO YOU GUYS ARE OFFICIAL NOW?!?

↳sunafan15 Y/N, I'D DIE IF RIN CALLS ME PRINCESS. TELL ME WHAT BLACK MAGIC ARE YOU USING?!?

↳ynfan14 LITERALLY JUST DIED. FUCKING FINALLY!!! YOU GUYS ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER❤️❤️❤️

rinynfloral I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT

antiyn2 Just a week ago he said he wanna keep the relationship private and now look at his "girlfriend". This is definitely for pr

↳ynfan15 I smell jealousy😌

↳cinnamon.ln You need to realise that he got interviewed months ago, darl. People change. Just be happy for them, you're so negative lmao

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rintarousuna あの通りを散歩して街灯の下で踊った

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atsumumiya That's it, I'm gonna log out from this shitty app

↳yourinstagram You're just jealous, Miya

↳rintarousuna You're just jealous, Miya (2)

↳osamumiya You're just jealous, Miya (3)

↳astumumiya SAMU?!?

↳atsumumiya @aranojiro Help mee

↳aranojiro No

rinyn.crew OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

ynfan16 idc what yall gonna say, THEY ARE THE IT COUPLE

↳ynfan17 AGREED

rareyn Go to Paris for PFW❎️

Go to Paris bcs is a big simp✅️

↳sunafan16 LMAO YES, I JUST REALISED HE GOT NO REASON TO BE IN PARIS😭

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therinynpost RINYN STANS!! HOW ARE WE FEELING RN???

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ynfan18 SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THEY'RE IN LONDON RN?!?

↳sunafan17 RIN WASN'T JOKING WHEN HE ASKED HER TO TRAVEL AROUND EUROPE TOGETHER😭😭😭

ynfan19 THEY LOOK SO CUTE TOGETHER

sunafan18 FINALLY THEY FEEL COMFORTABLE TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC. IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM

sunafan19 MY SHIP IS FINALLY SAILING

ynfan20 Love is in the air😭❤️

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dreamyyn GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!! Y/N WILL PLAY FOR A MOVIE DIRECTED BY THE ONE AND ONLY SHINSUKE KITA!!

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ynfan21 OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! HES ONE OF THE BEST MOVIE DIRECTORS

ynfan22 OMGG WHERE CAN I READ THIS ARTICLE???

↳dreamyyn I just put the link in my story!

ynfan23 Y/N, RIN, KIYOKO, OSAMU IN ONE MOVIE?!? IM DEAD

ynfan24 OMG I'VE READ THE BOOK!! HE'S RIGHT! Y/N DEFINITELY WILL KILL THIS ROLE

ynfan25 You know you're a good actor when you could impress him😩

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tmz_tv Love is in the air for the newest A-list couple. Just a day after made their relationship Instagram official, they were seen together at The National Gallery in London. Link in bio for all we know about their romantic museum date.

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ynfan26 They're melting my heart😭❤️

sunafan20 I want them to last forever

sunafan21 M-museum date?!? I'm done. This can't be real. They're so in love

ynfan27 Rin, could we switch? Please, I BEG YOU

ynfan28 Parents 😩❤️

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yourinstagram *gasp* can you guys believe that now I'm part of these amazing casts?!? Thank you so much @.shinsukekita for cast me in this film *cry*

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kiyoko Yayyy, here we go! See you on set, angel<3

↳yourinstagram AAAA SEE YOUUU QUEEN<33

rintarousuna I'm stuck with you, ig

↳yourinstagram You can't get rid of me, baby

↳rinandyn.daily I WANT WHAT YOU TWO HAVE🥲

sunafan22 OMFG AAAAA YOU GONNA KILL THIS

ynfan29 Mr. Kita ain't playing with the casts😩

lndaydream IM SO PROUD OF YOU!! YOU DESERVE IT❤️❤️❤️

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rintarousuna Let’s celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me for the third time!

All jokes aside, I love you and thank you for being a good mom to our baby

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yourinstagram She's a beauty, no wonder you keep her all this time

↳rintarousuna Yeah I do gatekeep

ynfan30 IM NOT SURPRISED THAT YOU'RE TOGETHER. BUT 3 YEARS?!?!

sunafan23 PLEASE... I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH😭❤️

ynfan31 God, when is my time🥲💔

sunafan24 MOM?? BABY??

↳rintarousuna I– not a human baby. You haven't seen the third pic, have you?

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yourinstagram Everyday I am grateful to have you. But here’s a post to prove it.

(Alternative caption: 26.280 hours and still counting✨️)

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tooruoikawa *gasp* I thought we were married? I'll make @primevideo fire you. Alexa, play traitor by olivia rodrigo

↳yourinstagram #ynisoverparty

↳rintarousuna Get lost, shittykawa

↳tooruoikawa HEY

↳ynfan32 PLS YOU GUYS... IM CRYING😭

hitokayachi love love looooveeee

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ynfan33 YOU TWO ARE THE CUTEST OMG

rinxyn Pls get married, I'm begging

sunafan25 Ramen date and flowers??? I'M CRYING. HE'S SO ROMANTIC😭

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↳sunafan25 SHUT UP. Y/N LIKED MY COMMENT?!?

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voguemagazine @yourinstagram is our November cover star! For this month’s issue, Vogue sat down with the actor in the middle of her busy schedule. L/N shared details of her quiet life in suburban areas and across Surrey during the filming of “I Know Places 2”, her unique way of dealing with fame and protecting her mental health, rumours that she's dating her co-star, her tricky teen years, and her upcoming films.

Head to the link in bio to get a sneak peek at her cover story in our upcoming November issue, on sale on Monday, October 24.

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ynfan34 @yourinstagram Girl... get some sleep

↳sunafan26 Ikr, new series, film, photoshoot, interview, and now magazine? 😭

↳yourinstagram I need to secure the bag, baby😔

↳ynfan34 AHSHSBDB OMGGGG PLS TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!!!!

itsyn.update We are so proud of you❤️

ynfan35 You're the coolest😩❤️

Y/N via Vogue's website

Academy Award winning couple Y/N L/N and Rintarou Suna have become one of our favorite celebrity couples; the two have been secretly dating for three years. The reason behind it is because, according to Y/N, she wasn't so sure about their relationship at the beginning.

She admits her initial concerns about dating the Japanese actor. “I was scared. I never dated anyone ever since I started my career. Which means, I’ve been single for almost a decade,” she confesses. “I had this thought like, ‘Are we going to get paparazzi’ed all the time? Should I be worried? What about our job and friendship? Am I not being professional?’”

L/N tells Vogue how grateful she is to have a boyfriend that understands how she felt and always supports her no matter what. However, as times goes by, she is letting the cat out of the bag since she doesn’t feel anxious anymore about “what people may say”.

Y/N also reveals that working with Rintarou makes her feel comfortable and one of the best things she has ever experienced. “I can not imagine anyone could replace him as my co-star. Besides, we’ve been friends for a year and have worked together as Coach brand ambassador.”

Then, the (H/C)-haired actress describes her relationship is as beautiful as daylight. Love to her is “golden”, it’s save, warm, and peaceful. “He doesn’t really enjoy going out too much. He loves to stay at home and feels secure. So when we have a free time, we just cuddling while watching a film,” she shares. “The rest? I’m just gonna keep that one a secret.”

Another a/n: Pls keep in mind that I’m not a journalist or whatever. So if the “article” is cringe or not good enough, I’m sorry lol.

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[cryptocism]

ok yall in order to make this au ive now read all thirty-something appearances Thad has made in comics just so i can figure out how to make it as canon compliant as possible. theres a google doc of notes, and im in too deep to stop now.

some highlights:

-Thad refers to Bart as his brother no less than four times, which is hilarious because after their first encounter Bart's attitude towards Thad basically amounts to "ugh, this guy? again?" Thad trying very hard to establish himself as a brother/twin aka equal rather than a derivative copy/clone while Bart could not give less of a shit is never not going to be a combination of very funny and very sad.

-CRAYDL has a Technical Mode for when Thad just wants information, a Silent Running mode for when Thad wants quiet, and a Conversation Mode for talking informally. CRAYDL doesn't have to follow these modes tho and often interrupts their own information spiel to give needless commentary I love them

-Iris wrote a book about the flashes and mentions Thad in it, when Thad meets her he quotes the part about himself and?? how weird would it be to read a book about yourself being this evil villainous figure in someones life before youve even actually done anything

-Thad brings CRAYDL Pink Floyd and Rolling Stones CDs from the past just because CRAYDL likes their music

-technoplasm is actually the coolest weirdest technology that ever gets introduced and its literally never mentioned after Impulse 1995 this is a travesty

-Thad CAN actually phase through objects i was tricked by his prime earth wiki page that says he cant? which is weird bc even in his singular rebirth appearance its never mentioned what his powers actually are at that point

-Thad's evil plans always fail spectacularly, but he constantly reframes it like "pretending to fail" was his plan all along and its amazing. Idk if it was supposed to be part of his character or the writers trying to make him more intimidating, but it results in Thad looking like the worlds sorest loser to the point where he's so in denial about it that he convinces himself he's actually won. It's perfect.

-Thad's first canon appearance after disappearing into the speed force is in Flash #217 standing in the background at captain boomerangs funeral like? out of all the places to be???

-the Very Extreme tonal shift from Thad's appearances in Impulse versus Thad's appearances in Teen Titans 2003 is never more apparent than when Bart straight up breaks Thad's legs in order to keep him from running for a few minutes in issue #46

-Thad's teleportation hoop gets retconned into being called a teleportal which is the cowards way out. t-hoop or nothing.

-one of Thad's evil schemes involves strapping a bomb to Barts girlfriend and making it so that if Bart deactivates the bomb a plasma canon will automatically go off and vaporize him. to solve this problem Bart just? deactivates the bomb, sets off the canon, and then just runs around the circumference of the earth to make the canon blow itself up. ok??????

-Thad is inexplicably in a relationship with Sungirl for like two issues (#43-45) of teen titans and this is never mentioned or brought up again

-at some point after Thad is frozen and put in the Flash museum by Wally, the Flash museum gets set on fire in Flash #241 and Wally has to be like "Oh wait I left a boy in there" and takes the time to contemplate just killing Thad before finally carting his frozen body outta there like Wally?? Are you good buddy?

-final crisis rogues revenge is also very funny because it steps on the gas so hard trying to make you hate Thad so very much. which is fair he sucks so bad in it, but weirdly enough his body count was actually at 0 pre rogues revenge. he racks it up to 11 by the end with 10 security guards and one literal infant.

-actually rogues revenge is weird to read right after flash:FMA because its made pretty clear in FMA that the rogues really do want to kill flash. they werent tricked or coerced or anything, Thad went "I can make it so you can kill the Flash" and all the Rogues said "sign me up". there was no subterfuge in the "killing flash" thing. they all simultaneously shoot bart with ice and fire and lightning, and sure it was in a panicked "i dont wanna go back to prison" thing but WOW does rogues revenge want to make you think Thad did everything including pulling the trigger.

-in Teen Titans #98-100 a new Inertia shows up, clearly different from the last one, and with no knowledge of what the previous Thad did to Bart, and after Bart beats him unconscious they straight up Never Mention him again. the main fight is about Superboy Prime, so the rest of the issue is taken up with that. So I'm sat there like: is he. is he just lying there? did he escape? where did he go? does nobody have any interest in why he was there is the first place?

-the questions continue when New Thad is dissing the costume "they" gave him. like what? who is "they"?? is it Superboy Prime?? who are you and where did you come from sir???

[luvxiem]

my roomies and i took over 1300 pics today 😭😭😭 i literally ran out of phone storage i hate it here

oh yeah random stories from today utc if ur interested 😎 they sound like "reddit stop lying challenge failed" but i swear on my life bro i'm not lying 😭 california just mad weird

so my friends and i went to a museum and like we were all dressed up n stuff bc it's my roomie's bday so dress code 💅🏼 slay

while we were taking pics in the outdoor cafe area there was this dude just like standing off to the side bc he didn't wanna walk past us while we were taking pics until we told him it was ok and to just go

like 10 minutes later this group of girls comes up to our table and is like "our friend like saw u guys he was walking by in a denim jacket and he thinks ur all so beautiful" LMFAOOOOO i mean true 💃🏻 ofc we r gorg 3 pretty best friends so true mega slay but like we got rlly shy bc we were still taking pics so we offered them cookies LOLOLOL we didn't know what to do 😭😭 those girls were also cute tho slay besties !! hope u enjoyed our cookies they were homemade 🫶

ANOTHER STORY but this time abt how we got profiled twice 💀💀💀 so me and my roommates r all asian ones taiwanese the other is half chinese half korean and i'm korean right

while we were at the cafe this old white lady came up to us as we were packing up and was like "are u japanese? do u know ichigo? that one really famous street in japan?" we were like UHHHH no nihongo jouzo LMAOOO we were like "no we're not japanese" but she didn't rlly get it ig?? idk like she just kept talking 😭 my taiwanese roommate loterallg went "nani" after the lady left tho which was rlly ironic

and literally u cant make this shit up. later we went to the museum gardens and while we were taking pictures there was like this family sitting behind us on a bench and the dad was like "are you japanese?" HOW DID WE GET PROFILED AS JAPANESE TWICE 😭😭😭 i loterallg don't get it we weren't wearing anything like stereotypical what white ppl assume japanese ppl wear ykwim like. i was half tempted to be like "no we're from here" like the amt of times ppl just assume i don't speak english or that i'm a foreigner is insane like sorry bestie 🫡 "no but where r u rlly from" i'll k*ll u 😄

at the gardens after the guy asked us if we were japanese we like came back to that same spot after taking pics elsewhere and there was this other white lady that was just like walking by she like stopped so that she didn't get in our way so we were like "nono it's fine u can go" and we thought she left but no 😭 i look over my shoulder while i'm posing AND SHES JUST STANDING THERE WATCHING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I GOT SO EMBARRASSED SO FAST LIKE WTF WOMAN WHY R U JUST WATXHINF US TAKE PICS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 and literally i think i went insane bc like my roommate who was the one taking pictures was like do u want us to take a picture for u? and i stood up so she could sit down in my spot. i'm gonna pass away this sounds so insane i swear to GOD bro i'm telling the truth rn. she tells me to sit back down so we could take a picture together. WTFFFFF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 LITERALLY WHAT WAS HAPPENING TODAY. JUST BC U SEE A GROUP OF 3 ASIAN GIRLS W SPARKLY EYESHADOW AND DYED HAIR AND MATCHING OUTFITS U THINK WE'RE HAHA FUNNY EXOTIC ??? no </3 please leave us alone i don't wanna talk to strangers none of these bitches were wearing masks 😭 who tf just asks to take a picture with a stranger like wtfffffff yall r weird as fuck bro like i get it if we were wearing a costume or something like when i went to AX but wtf bro we were just dressed cute. not our fault most of these museum visitors weren't dressed to slay 🙄 slay or die bitch

there were also a lot of pretty girls i was like !!!! omg :3 there was this one girl w the PRETTIEST white dress i was like "ur dress is rlly pretty!" and she goes "thank u! i love ur guys outfits" girls supporting girls <3 crying tho bc some of these girls had uggy boyfriends yk that one tiktok audio where it's like "hey girlboss pussy queen. ur boyfriends fucking ugly. wanna date me instead" LITERALLY ME TODAY 😭😭😭 this one girl was taking pics in the garden and we were like omg she's so pretty! she was in a cute sundress w a hat 🥺 and then her boyfriend comes into view and he's in basketball shorts and sandals 💀 literally went thru all 5 stages of grief

also the guy working at bag check was cute :> i liked his voice he was kinda mellow and he was tall <3

[emsvegetables]

hq date!! (congrats on 2k love!!!) im an infp, a virgo, 5’7, and i have long black hair. my favorite things about myself are my intelligence, my honesty and my tenacity💖i love working out, psychological thrillers, tiktok dances, and rnb and indie music. i put up a front but im really a softie hopeless romantic at heart haha and im always joking around and giving my friends a hard time but its bc i love them so much ;) my ideal man is kind, smart, funny, willing to put me in my place, and someone who doesnt take things too seriously! and my ideal date is definitely a day in the city eating and going to art museums and finally spending the night stargazing :) thank you so much!!

thank you!!! and hmm!!!!!

FUTAKUCHI KENJI

how y’all met:

well.

lets just say

your first encounter was not vv good

bc what happens when you put two stubborn people next to each other in class???

you get arguments.

because he is so damn STUBBORN

and bc u r pretty sure u r right (you are), you don’t back down.

BUT HE DOESNT BACK DOWN EITHER

wieiddikdjdkeeje

BUT

he thinks you’re actually pretty cute when u sorta pout a little when you turn away from him during fights WHERE HE DOESNT ADMIT HES IN THE WRONG TIRIFIFIFIDJ

he also thinks your intelligence is so attractive!!!!!

like i mean he couldn’t really care much about academics, but the way you present yourself when you talk and all the wit that is just practically OOZING from your tone whenever you talk to him is super sexy LMAOOOOO

so one day he just casually goes like “go out with me”

and you’re like ??????

what sort of boyfriend he is:

HMM

he is so. fucking. annoying.

like. he’s cute. yes.

but he’s fucking annoying.

bc HE ALWAYS WANTS TO WIN IN A SQUABBLE WTF????

like y’all can literally be arguing about the simplest things like what you ate in the morning.

but don’t worry it’s not like the...toxic arguments. it’s more of playful ones YEAH

he loves that you’re actually a big softie at heart.

he will always squish your cheeks in public and when you turn to glare at him he’ll just grin at you and lean down to whisper in your ear and be like “what are you going to do, huh?”

okay he’s actually pretty kind as well.

like.

this guy was brought up well okay.

he helps old ladies cross the road and carries their stuff if he sees them while he’s out with you.

he’ll just nod his head towards them and when you nod and smile he grins and just rushes to help them WHEHDJDJD

he’s also hella funny pls

his sarcastic comments??? GOD-TIER

and don’t worry he’ll call you out on your shit if you’re being toxic or sth

he’ll literally be like “wtf are you trying to do?”

and then he’s also pretty mature!!! he’ll sit down and talk to you to clear things out if need be.

it’s a vv healthy relationship with him!!!!!

a date with him:

okay

maybe it’s your anniversary

so he wants to do something special for you.

so fuck it if he doesnt really understand art.

because he’s bringing you to the museum anyway!!!!!!!!!

and he’s bringing you to all your favourite eating spots and everything.

and he’s actually being hella sweet on that day too fjrjdjd djejdjdjdj

he’s so whipped for you frjejdjdjdj

and then when y’all return home he tells you to take a bath while he prepares something

and when you come out, he’s prepared the balcony with like...soft armchairs and blankets

BC YALL ARE WATCHING NETFLIX AND LOOKING AT THE STARS IN THE NIGHT

wtf u didn’t know he was that type of romantic wtf

diejdjdididisjzjsjwjsjssn

[roguish-gallery]

Did you ever make that joker tier list, I always like seeing what people think of all the different ones. Though if they put Romero last I can no longer respect them.

LMAO I DID! I think I’ve made it kind of obvious in this blog but I... don’t... particularly... care... for... the joker.... unless he’s, y’know, fun to watch. Cause he’s a clown, and clowns are supposed to be entertaining. But since you politely brought it up, and and because I have a deep respect for mutual Romero-lovers, I guess this would be a good time to explain my rankings and just discuss my general thoughts on each clown:

General Thoughts:

For the most part, I don’t really care for the Joker. This is hardly an uncommon opinion here on tumblr, but I definitely fall on the side of the fandom that feels that he gets too much attention from DC. I get WHY they use him so often for films and comics, and I don’t have anything against *most* folks who consider them their favorite Batman villain, but at this point he’s used more for shock value and as a crutch instead of anything interesting. Like, instead of giving attention to the other Rogues, writers (at least for the comics) will try and make up some bullshit story that they can shoehorn the Joker into, ‘cause it sells. It’s tiring, and I feel like the character has lost his meaning; I can only read so many stories about the Joker, I don’t fucking know, wearing a suit made from dead babies and Jason Todd’s flayed corpse before I get sick of it.

I’m at the point where I’ll like any Joker who’s just fun to watch. I genuinely respect those who prefer darker interpretations of the character, but that isn’t me; I vastly prefer the lighthearted takes on him, because... at this point... writers who use the “cleaner” version of him tend to be more creative, since they actually have to write a Joker story that doesn’t rely on gore/torture porn.

TIER ONE:

Joker Baby: Self explanatory. Joker Baby is thematic, thoughtful, and intense. Everytime I watch this video, I shiver with fear and pleasure; something primal in me awakens whenever Joker Baby runs his fingers through his spray-on dyed hair, and ends up smearing green paint on his forehead- it represents the inner turmoil, the chaos, that resides within the disturbed body that is Joker Baby. Nothing can ever hope to top the artistic and cultural impact Joker Baby has had on society.

TIER TWO:

Batman Ninja: I genuinely believe that Batman Ninja is one of the most fun, organic, and creative things to come out from the Batman side of DC comics in like... hmmm... a decade, maybe (I could talk for hours about how much I love this movie but that’s something for a future post). This Joker is easily, and unironically my favorite interpretation of the character, period. I love his energy, his design, everything. This is the most fun I’ve ever had watching a Joker on-screen, and for that I’ve gotta give the film credit where it is due.

Batman ‘66: I looooove Caesar Romero. Batman ‘66 in general is one of my favorite pieces of Batman media, and I absolutely adore this Joker. The show is pure, genuine fun, and it’s nice to turn my brain off and watch a show where the entire cast was allowed to goof around. This Joker is just a cute, goofy little clown-man who likes to commit crimes, go surfing, turn Gotham’s water reserve into gelatin, and have wild orgies with Penguin, Catwoman, and the Riddler. I massively appreciate the hustle. I love his little mustache and his facial expressions. I’d give him a chaste little kiss on the cheek if I could.

The Batman: EXTREMELY CONTROVERSIAL TAKE BUT. I think TB!Joker is better than what people will give him credit for. I can only imagine how stressful it must have been to be the first Batman cartoon to follow BTAS and the writers for this show knew they were gonna be fucked no matter what they did with the Joker, so they just decided to try something completely different with him. Personally, I appreciate the new direction- he has a fun, unhinged energy. I’ve placed him higher than BTAS/BTNA!Joker simply because The Batman was the show that got me into the Rogues in the first place, and I’m just a bit closer to this Joker because of it. Also his vampire form was cool as FUCK in Batman Vs. Dracula and the scene where he gets drenched in blood at a blood bank is fucking awesome.

Batman the Animated Series/The New Adventures: Everyone loves BTAS’s Joker, and I’m no exception. Mark Hamill is fucking great, and the writers clearly knew the character well enough to create a version of him that can be fun and threatening. As an aside, I unironically like his redesign in BTNA- I remember Hamill mentioning somewhere that he thought it was neat that this Joker looked more like a shark (I’ll see if I can find a source on that... I think he said it in an interview with Kevin Smith?) and I kinda agree with him. the redesigns in the final season are hit or miss, but I didn’t get why so many people bitched about the Joker’s new look.

Batman Unlimited: Hear me out... Hear me out... Clown... funny... and cute... He wears a little crown and gives Solomon Grundy a little smooch on the cheek and it is as delightful as it sounds. Yes the Batman Unlimited films literally only exist to sell toys but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy them on some ironic level.

TIER THREE:

Lego Batman: He’s a gay icon. He has the range. Enough said.

White Knight: This is just a genuinely good, original take on the character, and the art in White Knight is absolutely gorgeous. 

Arkham: My friends and I joke that this Joker is basically a more unhinged version of BTAS! Joker and... yeah. I’m glad Hamill and Paul Dini got to fuck around with the character more, but I never really dwelled on the Joker parts of the games like I might have for other characters. I definitely liked him the most in Arkham Asylum, as he was more fun to watch. Arkham City was fiiiiine, but I think I replayed the game so much that I kinda got fatigued with everything about it. Genuinely hated his part in Origins, and I was pissed that he stole the attention from Black Mask and Bane (who’s the best fucking part of Origins IMO). I’ll admit that I... Haven’t... played... Knight yet (I have it on PC but my laptop is too wimpy to run it) but like... He’s dead at that point, so I’d assume he isn’t the main point of that game anyway. I love Mark Hamill and the fact I can personally beat the shit out of this Joker, so he’s ranked up pretty high for those reasons.

TIER FOUR:

Batman ‘89: TBH this Joker should be a rank higher, but I’m too lazy to hop onto PicsArt to change it. NIcholson was an excellent choice, and I apprecaite how this Joker makes use of the playful and unhinged aspects of the character. Also, his outfits are cute, and I love the museum scene.

Brave and the Bold: Technically this Joker SHOULD be ranked higher since he’s literally based on the more lighthearted comics in the 60′s but... ehhh... I haven’t really watched BATB so I don’t have any strong opinions on the show and how it handles the character. he’s ranked this high through beause I appreciate what they were going for.

Golden Age: The quality of comics are always subjective, based on the creative team behind them. Some I’ll like more, others less so, It’s kind of hard to rank the pre-52 comic version of the Joker because of this.

TIER FIVE:

Killing Joke: Read it, didn’t care for it. I acknowledge how massive the impact this comic had on... everything, but just because I recognize how important this graphic novel is, doesn’t mean I have to like it.

The Dark Knight: Ledger did an excellent job with the role, but uhh... I’m kind of sick of the alt-right chuds who are out there sucking this Joker’s dick. The fanbase definitely ruined the character for me.

TIER SIX:

99′: Eh

Endgame: No

Suicide Squad: NO

Death of the Family: Hate him. Despise him. Lame stupid dumb little edgy bitch.

Gotham (Jeremiah): I don’t particulary care for Gotham in general, but the only reason I ranked this Joker over Jerome is beause I thought it was kinda funny to see that they made him a little rat-man, and I liked watching all the fujoshi on here cry and complain that they can’t ship this version of the joker with the pre-pubescent Bruce Wayne in the show bc he’s too ugly.

Gotham (Jerome): stop shippping this freak (who is fucking eighteen years old) with a literal twelve year old child. what the FUCK is wrong with yall.

UNRANKED:

The Joker (2019): I don’t plan on watching this film, nor will I ever. I know this is ironic, coming from someone who runs a Rogue blog, but stuff that focuses primarily on a character’s deteriorating mental health makes me reaaaaallllllyyyyy anxious (it’s kind of a phobia) and considering that I don’t particularly the Joker, I have no reason to watch something I know will only give my dumb ADHD-ass intrusive throughts.

[elliethesuperfruitlover]

Welcome to the thread:

Ellie livewatches Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief

I haven’t read not one PJ book

I KNEW IT WAS POSEIDON

That was a weak ass effect mr Zeus

OKAY HEISENBERG

What type of name is yancy academy

Aw :(

I don’t like when teachers don’t call on kids who don’t have their hands up

Like……fuck that

He literally can’t read stuff, ma’am make it make sense for him

FUCK THIS GUY

“He’s been good to us” MA’AM THIS GUY IS NASTYYY

I hate his teacher STOP STARING BITCH

DEMIGODS

I HATE HERERR

Stop staring my fucking god

My ears would be burning

OH SHEESUS

THE FUCK

I thought it was a flute tbh

PERIODT

He got what he deserved

Bc he was a god ma’am

WHY WOULD YOU SAY “because you were the most difficult thing he ever did “

Like that wouldn’t make him feel bad

Okay what the fuck

This was familiar

Like I’ve watched bit and pieces of this before

So I know he was a goat man (forgot the proper term)

Satan?

WHERED SHE GO

This kid is traumatized, I just know it

Damn 3 days is a long time to be knocked out

Nobody fucking stays underwater for 7 minutes, that’s not normal bestie

So I guess those things do make sense

HER????

Are the straights okay?/j

NOOOOO, not the nymphs sir

I KNEW IT

you’re here bc you’re in danger bestie xx

JUST TEN DAYS GODDAMN

I need Zeus to like…..suck it up and make another lightning bolt, come on

We fightin’

Rip to the mohawk 😔👊🏽 you will be missed

That’s kinda smooth as hell

PUT THE HELMET BACK ON

it can’t be that simple

Maybe don’t splash so much

Okay…..well no

She’s annoying

Not because she’s beating him, because she’s cocky and like ma’am you can lose sometimes.

Also he has like zero training, to immediately put him in a battle seems a bit unfair.

HYDRATE BITCHES

INFECTION MUCH

YALL DIDNT TRY TO FIGHT BACK

I don’t give two shits if he has water powers

I’m gonna beat his ass, I’m competitive as hell

Getting the team together I see

Ooh winged shoes

Like a port key

I love how he’s gearing them up

MEDUSA SCENEE

I remember this from when I was little and watched this

Ew

Uh oh

OH NOOO

THE FIT IS FITTING MA’AM

Don’t look at her

MA’AM

like hermione with the mirror with the basilisk

She can smell you bestie

Alexa play turn to stone by electric light orchestra

Run her over

Heads up, I like that lol

WAKE UP

I also remember the Parthenon scene

from when I watched this when I was little

BRO SHUT THE FUCK UP

I hate him

Just say that it was a prop

UM-

Actually no I forgot he’s black, they won’t believe him

IN BROAD DAYLIGHT

ah yes ✨breaking and entering ✨

I jest, I jest

OW-

Those working class Americans don’t get paid enough

Also CAMERAS

Huh-

ITS A HYDRA

Yeah this was going too smoothly

okay maybe I know more about Greek stuff than I thought lol

Um-

They regenerate their heads

Kwispy

I wonder what happened to the actual janitors

Well that’s a lot of water damage

I would’ve been a little further back

My eyebrows would’ve gotten singed off

It’s a new exhibit for the museum at least

AAAAA it so pretty

This music is really good

Mutuals we meet up at the lotus hotel

SO COOL

Don’t eat anything

I knew it was drugged

Not me turning my phone up to hear poker face better when it’s on the TV

They kinda need to be arrested for selling drugs to minors

Thank you Poseidon

oh my god

People are legit trapped there oh my god

I hope that shit doesn’t cost them

How does he know his name???

WAIT HOLD ON KESHA IS PLAYING AYYYY

Ah shit here we go again

Well that’s collateral damage

Me: hopefully it’s not a trap *sees skeletons* never mind

He’s kinda hot

But like no he isn’t

Yeah no

It’s literally satan himself and I’m like “🥺👉🏽👈🏽 is for me”

No, he’s not

Uh

It’s been there the whole time, huh

Ayo Hermes jr. explain

Thank you Persephone

Demeter get ur daughter

Is she a minor????

Oh full circle

I KNEW IT

I KNEW HE WAS THE VILLAIN

this damage needs to stop

Calm the fuck down sir

Just because your daddy doesn’t love you doesn’t mean that you can just fuck everyone over

I’m getting flashbacks to dr strange

Okay this is a cool visual

I knew there was gonna have to be water somewhere

This is a really cool visual wow

You will be arriving shortly at your destination

Is he making the right decision by handing it over?

We shall see

Well damn 7 months is a lot longer than some ppl

But still shitty

Aw that’s cute

Father son bonding

THANK GOODNESS SHE KICKED HIM OUT

I want to go to camp half-blood

I was about to be so mad if they kissed omg

It felt too soon

He better come get his shit or throw it out

Yes ma’am throw his ass out

AS HE DESERVES

[themonochromesystem]

ACNH DIRECT RECAP 2/20/2020

There was an animal crossing: new horizons direct today! Here’s the biggest hits from it! Also, this post is very, very long and very in-depth (i spent well over an hour on it) so there is a cut in the beginning to save your dashboard!

btw you can watch the direct for yourself here. And if you enjoy this recap, you might want to join my animal crossing discord server!

First of all, you can pick your island (and further customise the terrain but I’ll get to that later)

And you can pick the northern or southern hemisphere! You’ll be able to experience all four seasons regardless of your pick!

You start off with two villagers! You then get an orientation from Tom Nook, Timmy, and Tommy!

You can pick where your villagers live!!! You can also see the borders of how much space the tents will take up.

BTW we’re only four minutes in to a 27 minute presentation so click the “keep reading”  to see the whole recap!

Facilities

The plaza (the leaf on the map) has Resident Services, which is run by the nooks to provide, well, basic services. They sell tools, flowers, and medicine for wasps! There’s also a crafting table to make more stuff! And it’s open 24/7!!!

Crafting works by learning the recipe, and then gathering the crafting supplies to make it! You just make it at the crafting bench in the top right corner.

You can customize furniture really easily in this game! And, Custom Designs Are Back! (more on that later)

The Airport! It’s also open 24/7 and you can travel to other islands and send letter to your residents here! Also it’s run by the cutest dodo bird

You can have 8 people on one island!

Nook Inc. Special Services

iPhone whomst? I only know the Nook Phone

CEO Tom Nook delivers an Island Broadcast aka morning news to everyone, yall my heart

The Nook Mileage Program is a lot like MEOW Coupons from acnl! Do some tasks to earn miles, to then get rewards! They’re also used to pay off the Getaway Package cost! (yall gonna need 5,000 miles for that btw)

We’ve got tool rings y’all!!!

Wasps, scorpions, and tarantulas are back y’all! Ya know how when you got bit by a tarantula or stung by a scorpion in new leaf you’d just pass out? Well wasps can do that now so #YouCanDieInACNH kldkfjdlfjfhjdffj

These aren’t here for any particular reason, I just thought the mushroom lights were pretty

My boy Wisp is back! It looks like you can collect ghosts in this game (which you could do in older games as a friend informed me)

My other son is also back! 

Apparently you can get lost and need to call a helicopter to take you home? how big are these islands??

You can build a house! and the villagers face omfg thats a great screenie Tom Nook is also supplying loans with no interest or deadlines still! thank god

The secret storage room is also back!

It appears you can change the direction of the flooring at least!

The Happy Home Designer-esque room decorator is here!

Get those snazzy houses! It appears you can have 4 rooms in your house (the main room, one to the left, right, and back)

You can use Nook Miles Tickets to go on Island Tours! You can do things like the acnl island tours, along with picking up some animal friends! There’s multiple islands and it seems to be random every time.

Apparently you can jump over small rivers to escape the tarantulas and scorpions fvbvsjfbvjlsfbvhj

Party Play lets you call residents who live on the same island as you for some local co-op!

Creatures found by the people you’re playing with are stored in the recycle box at resident services!

The Nintendo App finally has a gosh damn use! You can scan qr codes from happy home designer and new leaf! As well as talk to the people you’re playing with!

Part 2 of the Presentation 

Ya’ll you can decide where your new residents will live before-hand! You can invite some residents to live on your island as well!

More Facilities!!! The facilities shown in the direct were: the museum, nook’s cranny, able sisters, the campsite

You can move your house AND the shops and facilities once they’re built it seems!

Town services is supposed to expand into a town hall and ya’ll know what that means!!

ISABELLE!!!

Some other fan favorites will also be visiting the island! These include: Label, Harvey, Celeste, Saharah, Daisy Mae (more on her in a bit), and Kicks!

Celeste can give you a magic wand that lets you select outfits!

Daisy Mae is a new NPC who sells turnips! I speculate she’s the child of Joan, but we don’t know yet.

Fishing Tourneys and Bug Offs are now hosted by CJ and Flick! Flick is my entire aesthetic I love him!!

Free updates are coming with seasonal festivities! My main man Jack is back yall!

Island Customization is expansive! Rip homebrew bc there is no need anymore! We have easy paths, bridges, ramps, river customization, cliff customization, AND you can make your own damn waterfalls! (i’d recommend watching the direct starting at 20:49 to fully grasp this bc it’s a lot)

Happy Birthday to You! 🎶

Additional Info:

1. Up to 8 people can share an island on the same switch system 2. Animal Crossing Amiibo figures and cards are supported! They mentioned add availability to more Amiibos, so maybe the loz and splatoon ones will be added! 3. No more griefing! Only your best friends can use certain tools while visiting your island!  4. Multiplayer sessions appear to each have their own code! 5. Save backups via the Nintendo Cloud thing aren’t supported. Watch at 25:34 for more information! 6. Pocket camp players can get ACNH themed items! Follow the pocket camp twitter for more info!

So thats it! I say, after spending 2 hours making this long ass post lmao

Thanks for reading this far! Like and reblogs are greatly appreciated and follow the ACNH Bathhouse blog for more animal crossing posts! Check out the ACNH discord server for more fun chats about animal crossing and many other games!

Thanks for reading!!

[peonyleaf]

i was tagged by my absolute luv @wymck!!! thank you sunshine!!

♡ answer the 10 questions of the person who tagged you and then create 10 of your own

1. where do you picture yourself in 10 years, by 2030?  R: hopefully, with a nice job and perhaps a cute little apartment and two cats!! honestly, dream scenario.

2. do you think you’ll still be on tumblr in 10 years? why or why not? R: well, if it still exists maybe i will, if i still have the same interests and the atmosphere is still nice! if not, then i hope i can at least keep the friends i made here!

3. who is that one person you cannot lose in your life? why? R: oooh, my best friend leo! he has seen me grow up in so many ways and know every single thing that happened to me in the past 7 years, so it would be the worst thing ever if we lost contact

4. where’s the one place abroad that you wish you could travel to right now? R: honestly, new zealand bc they have such a good government and things are going back to normal there!!! brazil canNOT relate.

5. what’s the one movie you can rewatch 100 times? R: PRIDE AND PREJUDICE BABEY

6. who’s the one person you’d love to see in concert? R: taylor swift :-( i was supposed to see her in july but unfortunately it had to be cancelled

7. if you won the lottery, what would you do with that money? R: buy a new house or move to another country tbh,,, 

8. what was the last video you took?  R: oh it was me eating ramen with chopsticks at 2am so i could document the fact that i CAN, in fact, use chopsticks!

9. what is a new skill you’d like to pick up sometime? R: oh i’d love to learn an instrument! maybe the guitar or the piano!

10. what piece of advice would you give to your younger self?  R: i’d say, i know it doesn’t feel or seem like it, but one day things will get SO much better you’ll forget they were once so bad! (promise)

MY QUESTIONS:

1) what museum do you really want to visit someday? 2) what do you usually sketch in the corners of your notebooks? 3) if you could hang one famous painting in your living room, which one would you choose? 4) what animal would you like as a companion? 5) would you rather have a sword or a magic wand? 6) do you usually sleep on the top or bottom bed of a bunk? 7) what is/was your favorite historical period to study? 8) did you have a space, dinosaurs, egypt or deep sea phase as a kid? 9) what line in a song do you like to scream at the top of your lungs? 10) what song would be the national anthem of your country, if you had one?

i tag @ifthiswasmovie @maravder @anaabeth @mollyweasly @daywymack @evies20dollars @vicruls @quaffled @toriagreengrass @pevensiees if yall feel like it!

[shadowofmoths]

fuck it, all the evens for the quarantine ask, there are no rules anymore

NO RULES NO RULES NO RULES!! putting this under a cut to spare yall lmao

2. Grilled cheese or PB&J?

GRILLCHEESE. i have recently developed an idealogical opposition to peanut butter but also have you ever been awake at like Too Late and ur jus vibing and u make a grilled cheese and have ur midnight grillcheese? fucking MAGICAL. avery and i all the time when it is Too Late will be like “i want something. what do i want what is it GRILLCHEESE” and then we grill a cheese.

4. Your go-to bar order, if you drink?

i dont drink ! but i do love to have fancy, nonalcoholic drinks....no go-to bar order tho rip 

6. Top three cuisines?

i like...italian food, ofc, as anyone who knows my last name would probably guess, but also my top fav is like mediterranean & middle eastern food ? like fuck man what i would not do in life for a good gyro 

8. What’s a job that you’ve had that people might be surprised to find out you’ve had?

i have not, uh, strictly had jobs, as such, but uh a fun fact abt me is that i did Literally Every Possible Volunteer Position at my church i think lkjhgfhfhs. 

10. Do you own any signed books/memorabilia in general?

answered!

12. What do you get on your bagels? What WOULD you get if you had access to anything you wanted?

OK SO. there is this place near my mom’s college that i think might just literally be called the bagel place and they have a kind of bagel named after their school mascot which is just. bagel, and then you toast it, adn put cream cheese on each half, and then you put some regular cheese on the top of it and put it in a broiler and melt the cheese and its SO GOOD and thats my ideal bagel. 

14. Favorite mug you own

THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION. sofia gave me a yellow mug and its little and v round and decorated w flowers and its SO GOOD and its my fav. i also have a black skull mug and a haunted mansion mug that i LOVe adn theyre all in MARYLAND STILL HELP. i miss them. 

16. Pick a song lyric to describe your current mood (and drop the name and artist!)

it took a concerted effort here not to choose something from next to normal which tells you how intensely GOING THRU IT i am. there’s a song called “better in the morning” by birdtalker that my spotify discover weekly hit me w during a late night breakdown that sort of encapsulates my “this fuckin SUCKS bro but we’re gonna keep goin tho” vibe.

18. What’s that one TV show that you’re a little bit embarrassed to watch but you still like nonetheless?

SHAME OVER INTERESTS IS BORING. ITS 2020. SOMETIMES I WATCH OLD EPISODES OF SHAKE IT UP WITH MY SISTERS. no but my real answer is....i really genuinely unironically love high school musical the musical the series. is it good? not, like, really! but i love it. its probably made me tear up. but im not embarrassed abt it lmao 20. Do you match your socks?

answered!22. What was your “phase” when you were younger? (i.e., Mythology Nerd, Horse Girl, Space Geek, etc)

JKHGSDAF my phase was “Undiagnosed ADHD” so it was , All The Phases really but no it was star wars for sure. but star wars wasnt a PHASE mom thats who i AMMMM 

24. What’s your opinion on Lazy Susan’s (the spinning tray in the middle of tables)?

i...no opinion? they’re..fine? 

26. You can only have one juice for the rest of your life, what is it?

ok theres a local like, dairy farm that makes a FUCKING MAGICAL watermelon lemonade in the summer and i would do anything to have that shit year round 28. What’s one thing you’re trying to learn/relearn in your downtime right now?

knitting! embroidery! uhhhh time management when ur trapped and have adhd! other assorted mental health strategies, like “how to explain to ur teachers that u need help bc ur brain is just Chaotic and also the WORLD IS ENDING, catriona, PLEASE no more essays.” 30. Where could someone find you in a museum?

depends on the museum! but ur best bet is “genuinely crying over van goghs” or otherwise having Very Big Emotions over someone like monet or agnes martin

32. Rainbows, stars, or sunset colored clouds?

ALL OF THESE. probably sunset clouds but also i cannot TELL you how much i miss stars when im out in MD being a Big City Boy.

34. Do you have more art on your walls or more photographs?

art! altho im thinking of disassembling the Art Wall™ and doing smth else bc its gotten a little chaotic in here lately 

36. Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with

ok, like, define sidekick! which of the young avengers are “sidekicks” if its just a group of gay friends doing universe-saving together?? would you relegate billy kaplan to “sidekick” status? sidekick to WHOM? anyway the answer is teddy altman. 

38. Favorite mid-2000s song

answered!

40. Where do you sit in the living room (we all have a preferred spot, and you know it)?

the couch corner is MINE, babey!! (8 ppl in ur house does mean a big L shaped couch is relatively necessary.) altho recently ive developed a habit of whenever i see someone sitting in a spot i decide that is now My Spot. the person already there doesnt have to move! but i will also be sitting there now thank you. no, im not craving physical affection, why do you ask? 

42. A song you didn’t think you’d enjoy but ended up loving

i dont think i expected to Fall In Love with carly rae jepsen, i dont think ! but her power.....wow. 

44. Are you a “Quote that relates to the photos” caption-er, an “explanation of where I took the photos” caption-er, or a no caption kinda person when you post pictures online?

quote that relates to the photos, usually! with maybe a little explanation. most of the photos i post are arts so it’ll be like “this is carrion hes a bitch i love him” etc 

46. What’s the freezer food that you stock up on when you go to the grocery store?

i dont think...anything in the freezer in my apartment is mine? i think ive got some ben and jerry’s phish food in there tho which is DEFINITELY bad by now, FUCK, but also toaster waffles, conceptually, would be my answer. 

48. Do you like Jello?

yes ! it is . Fun To Eat. 

50. How are you at climbing trees?

pretty bad, bc coordination is a no and im afraid of heights, but i sure do love to try ! and then get too scared! 

[angels-are-beautiful]

sander sides horror au

SO YALL KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE POST WHERE LIKE. PEOPLE PUT THE SIDES IN HORROR GAMES

They said. LOGAN in BALDIS BASICS

but you absolute FOOLS! BAFOONS!! HE WOULD BE IN IB!

He would be MARY for many, MANY reasons.

SPOILERS FOR IB AHEAD IF YOU WANT TO PLAY IT

In IB, you play as a girl that goes by the name of Ib. You meet a kind older gentleman by the name of GARY and in different endings, you’ll escape with him, you’ll escape by yourself (ex. he dies) or you’ll stay. In the game your lives/hearts are centered around the rose you get earlier in the game. Ib has 5 petals on her rose, and Gary has 10 on his rose. 

After you meet Gary, you go through some puzzles- I don’t remember all of them- and then you bump into a girl named Mary. She has a yellow rose, Ib has a red rose and Gary has has a blue rose. Keep this in mind, YOUR ROSE IS YOUR LIFE SOURCE

After a little bit, Mary, Ib and Gary get spilt up. Mary and Ib are together, and Garys on his own.

You play both to get through the puzzle game- some things in Gary’s part will help out Mary and Ib get through their puzzles. 

In Gary’s part, you realize that Mary was a painting made by Guertena Weiss, the painter of all the paintings in both museums- the one with the dark paintings (i would say, nonreality) and the one with the light paintings (real life). 

You guys either escape together and remember- after Mary tries to kill you guys- escape with just Ib, escape with Mary and Ib, escape with Gary and Ib and don’t remember eachother, or you both stay. There is about 7-8 different endings in the game.

Now! Onto the comparing Logan with Mary.

Mary is just a doll living in the world alone. All she has in the museum is the paintings that come to life and her dolls she plays with. She has absolutely no human interaction at all, and she has no parent figures.

She considered her creator, or Guertena, her father figure. And she had always wondered why he took his good paintings and left her behind, and always wondered when he’ll be back. She wanted a family, she wanted love. But she was ignored, and left to her own devices.

Ib comes along and she jumps at the option of finally having a sister- not as good as a parent, but that’s okay! She can leave with Ib and have a family! But it turns out they find that shes a painting and she goes insane because why wont they love her.

Logan gets ignored a lot- told things like “shut up” (not that specifically, but similar to it) and all of that. People skip him, people ignore him, people don’t take his opinion on things. And all he wants is someone to listen to him, the voice of reason, that he physically changes for them.

He gets stricter, he starts trying to learn the vocab cards so people will like him more and he’ll understand more like them. (From how I interpreted it)

Hes like Mary as in they both just want someone to listen to them, whether its taking them seriously or as in loving them, and how they get ignored by people they love and are supposed to love them back. 

If you want to add on, go ahead, this was just a four AM thought of mine. But, do not look me in the face and say he would be in baldis bc theres math. Angstier this way.

btw this isnt meant to be in a harmful way im just chaotic right now @ the people who made the au !! i t hink its p neat and i havent seen it since that time i drew a pic for it !

[cuziloveyou7]

15 questions

I was tagged by the always wonderful: @randombtsprincessa ofcourse!

Tagging: @everyone who wants to do it, @taevolucion, @an-annyeoing-writer, @kittylefayy, @oheyura, @http-je0n, @swthhhie

1. It’s your birthday! What did you ask for and did you receive it?

Okay so I'm the most basic person because I never know what to ask for. I usually ask for money or gift cards so I can buy my skincare or make up (which I don't use tbh but I just love make up so much!!!). Love to get flowers! Got them once from mom! My mom does have a whole list of ce moi... so far she promised to get me but still haven't received....

2. What was the last song or album you listened to?

Okay so imma do both! Last song was Badass women by Meghan Trainor (I needed happy and confidence) and last album was Eric Nam's The other side!

3. What is your go-to snack when you’re hungry or bored?

Ehmmm... so I rarely eat unless I'm actually hungry (blame the eating disorder, I'm good now tho but old habits die hard) so skyflex maybe? Because the only time I do do this is when it's period time and it's just a mess with what I want to eat!

4. What is your morning routine?

On a work day I wake up at 5 am, take a shower, wash my face, dress half way, skincare, eat, brush my teeth, dress fully, go to work. On days off I set my alarm at a comfortable time, slowly wake up, either shower after getting out or just lazy around the living before taking a shower, eat and play games, make some moodboards, day dream or go out if I have anything planned. I'm having a gap year so yeah imma take it slow! Can't do much with Rona anyways!

5. What mythical/cryptic creature would you be?

I was highly convinced I was the embodiment of a unicorn but I don't think I deserve that title. I wish I could be a Valkyrie because they badass. But I also kinda wanna be a mermaid/siren or fairy/fae/pixie! Idk man lemme be all!

6. How do you interact with someone that you don’t like?

Kinda nonchalant... idk I be nice and be normal but I don't put much effort in that person.

7. How do you define a toxic person?

Yooo! Das hard tho! Because I've met different types of toxic ppl. The ones I usually interact with are usually takers and I've always been a giver! I'm working on getting the right proportion of both because either one is very unhealthy on it's own. It's like ying and yang, you gotta find balance peeps! Ohh and toxic ppl usually make it so you think you're always in the wrong and at fault..

8. Have you ever been to a concert or fan meet type of event? If not, would you want to?   

This is a sad story... I've only been to 1 concerts in my whole 20 years of life... would've been 2 in july but no BTS for me thanks to Rona.... I would love to go to more concerts in the future when it's possible again! But for now stay safe loves!

9. Do you believe in astrology? Why or why not?

Eehhh.. yes and no? Like there are certain aspects I do. Also I'm more into the spiritual side of it? If that's what you can call it tho? Like the random posts you see on sm I don't take to heart. Also those magazine astrology is junk. Idk man it's hard because I also think you define you! You are your own person and that's the tea! Bc if I was to completely believe it I would be a pessimistic, workaholic who is most likely obsessed with money and success...

10. If you had only one sense (hearing, touch, sight, etc.) what would you want?

Sight! I have so much respect for people who can't see or have really bad vision. I can't imagine not being able to see all the wonderful things life offers❤

11. Who is your favorite celebrity or idol?

BTS! Tbh I used to have a lot of ppl on this list but everyone so problematic, so far BTS aren't problematic and just overal sweethearts and baby! It's some of our toxic amry fam I wanna bash sometimes..

12. If you could talk to your favorite celebrity(ies) for a limited time, what would you tell them?

Like, thank you! For real! These guys are like a remedy for whenever I'm down or when my severe mental health issues start acting up again.

Also you guys are awesome, be healthy, be happy, be safe, never ever doubt yourself cause you're all doing a great job. Nobody knows what they're actually doing, life is weird but from what I can see you're doing a great job at it. One day I want to be able to help and impact others lives as much as you guys 💜

13. I’m taking you out on a date and it’s your choice. Where are we going?

YOOO!!! I have been thinking about this a lot as of recent years! Since romance seems to be non existent until now (someone was flirting with me for the first time and it was awful but a fun experience hahaha) I never thought about it. I knew dinner is off the table, because I just don't enjoy eating out. At first I was like going to the film is great, I don't have to talk and it won't be awkward. But that's just awful because how we get to know more things about eachother? So what I would really enjoy is going to an amusement park/carnival or fair (whatever it's called) or like fun game things like lasergaming/paintball/karting/arcade/ those wood climbing things? Idk what it's called. It's so much fun, it's active and you're getting to know each other! It doesn't feel formal and stuck up. After sometime I would also enjoy going to art galleries or museums, picknicks are cute too! But I feel like those are more intimate so I want the fun and crazy stuff first hahaha.

14. Do you like sweet or savory foods?

Savory kinda gall but I do love myself some sweets. So depends on the food.

15. Do you have any band merchandise or merchandise from any of your favorite artists? If so, what?

YES MA'AM!!!! so most is bts! Got key chains, BT21 YALL!!! album! Rubber bracelet, posters, pins and a gorgeous bag designed by my gurliepren! Also got an exo chain from a friend and that's it so far! I want more, A LOT MORE!!! because I stan enough peeps!

[haikyuu-tee]

Heyy this are my matchup qualities lol I'm a straight, latina and short girl (150cm tall) I have short, brunette and very curly hair and brown eyes. I also wear Harry Potter like glasses bc I see shit. I have an athletic body because I practiced track and field and volleyball for 10 years at school. I enjoy playing piano and drawing on my free time. I'm studying a history related degree and I'm a big fan of lofi, classic and alternative music. I'm very smart and kind (very introvert as well)

(There are no gifs or good pics of just Osamu Im crying)

Osamu Miya: 

Reason:

A real chill dude, but is still v motivated and self sufficient. 

Doesn’t care what others think and goes his own way. 

One confident mother fucker. 

He’d be into your sense of fashion, and your music style. 

He is also a Libra, but I feel like he’d be able to give a lot of rational conclusions that are sometimes harder to come to by yourself when you over think. 

He’d be someone who quietly tries to get you to take care of yourself more. I.e bringing you a water bottle and pretending its a coincidence that you haven’t hydrated yet, or giving you his sweater when it’s cold outside without saying anything. Osamu is really cute, but also the type of fucker to pretend he didn’t do anything cute at all.

First Meeting:

Honestly, probably met at a tournament, or a game of some sort. 100% Atsumu saw you first, pointed you out, and Osamu was like “Yeah, no you’re too annoying for a girl like that.”

He was right to an extent, as Atsumu’s forward approach probably made you slightly uncomfortable.

Osamu thinks you’re cute though and would apologize for his twin.

Would probably try to get your number in a less invasive way. It would be subtle.

“I like your bag, where did you get it? Maybe we can exchange numbers and you can text me about it?”

How you get together:

He’d probably text you a lot and honestly make the first move.

He’d invite you to go out shopping, or something.

Honestly, Osamu would be really good at planning dates!

He’d take you Thrifting, and to a cool vintage music store, he might even get yall tickets to a museum.

Again he’d do all of this so nonchalantly you wouldn’t know it was a date until he makes a move on you, which he totally would.

Nothing crazy, he’d probably just hold your hand while you walk from place to place.

Honestly, he would ask you out at the end of the date, and plan a lot more really well thought out dates for the two of you.

I just love this so much Osamu just came to me for this one ngl.

Yaku:

Reasons:  

Likes girls with short hair lol. 

Is a Leo which compliments Libras p well. 

More extroverted, but not in a super in your face way.

Loves an intelligent woman let’s be real, and as an air sign you should enjoy the conversations between the two of you. 

Would be able to just chill out, listen to music with her, go out shopping without much complaint. 

I feel like he’d fuck with some Lofi.

Reason he didn’t get picked:

Honestly Yaku would be amazing with you too, but I just loved the thought of you and Osamu i couldn’t pick anyone else. asdjcfosdj

[beesyrup]

Bottom half, evens

bless u zachariah  26. You can only have one juice for the rest of your life, what is it?

Cranberryyy

28. What’s one thing you’re trying to learn/relearn in your downtime right now?Uhhhh today I resolved that I’m gonna try and make a yeast starter, mostly been kinda relearning how to be single and once I metabolize this sadness it’s over for yall hoes

30. Where could someone find you in a museum?

Depends on the museum? Science museum: interactive exhibits and taxidermy specimens. Art museum: sculpture garden and really old pieces that were probably excavated somewhere. Historical museum: generally not as interested in these but I like looking at the displays

32. Rainbows, stars, or sunset colored clouds?

Tempted to say rainbows bc im a basic gay but I gotta say stars. I used to be able to see them really well where I grew up but I can’t see them as much where I live now bc light pollution :c but yeah a nice clear night with a bunch of stars is just Calming for me

34. Do you have more art on your walls or more photographs?

Oh definitely wayyyyy more art. Pretty much open every wall surface is covered in art that I’ve accumulated over the years o:

36. Pick a superhero sidekick to hang out with

Idk anything about superheros?? 

38. Favorite mid-2000s song?

Ik I could do any song from any genre of that time but this question feels like it’s asking for fav Mid-200s Song™ so I gotta go with Hey There Delilah bc that was my fuckin JAM in middle school

40. Where do you sit in the living room (we all have a preferred spot, and you know it)?

I like to sit in the middle of the couch that’s directly opposite the tv

42. A song you didn’t think you’d enjoy but ended up loving?

Not to out myself as total emo trash but bro I used to haaate Jesus of Suburbia when I was younger bc yknow it’s like 9 minutes long and was always a bitch when it showed up on shuffle but wow that shit hits different as an adult when u reflect on how fucking backwards most of ur upbringing was and the ideological cesspool u dragged urself out of combined with a heavy nostalgia for that album 

44. Are you a “Quote that relates to the photos” caption-er, an “explanation of where I took the photos” caption-er, or a no caption kinda person when you post pictures online?

I only put a relevant quote if it’s a terrible pun regarding the photo, will explain where it’s taken if it’s nature related, more usually I just detail whatever is on my mind.

46. What’s the freezer food that you stock up on when you go to the grocery store?

I buy a lot of potstickers. It’s kinda a problem.

48. Do you like Jello?

I am ambivalent concerning jello.

50. How are you at climbing trees?

So I can’t like shimmy up a tree trunk or anything but if there’s a branch that’s low enough to get me started I am not unlike an orangutan.