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sign you see when entering hell

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It is entirely unethical and quite harmful to make posts

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princess, mommy’s not mad but you did somehow manage to exceed our monthly data cap torrenting exclusively “wizards of waverly place” porn and— please don’t play the otamatone while mommy’s talking— and that’s why we can’t stream “camp lazlo” above 240p.

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"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

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They killed jimmy carter to hide the secret of the elves

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brendon urie should be in jail for high hopes

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While U was voting for president I was at home jerking off face down on my bed

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Wow. Robert De Niro telling it like it is. No fucks given.

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your own. personal. spongebob.

someone who can't breathe air.

someone who's square.

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drinking an entire bottle of wine then yelling at this like it's the super bowl

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Ive hired 2,000 finches to eat your freshly sown lawn seed

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callyour girl folie the way she, ah, deux me

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*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

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openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’