late 20s, they/them, T4T (i haven't updated my theme since i was like 17 so u must all suffer with me)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
Y'all acting like Tarzan didn’t think he was a gorilla. Like he probably saw his reflection and just assumed he was a weird looking gorilla and didn’t know he was a human, so yeah he was probably out there fucking miss gorillas
47K notes
·
View notes
Text
woah mama maybe i'm the faggot america
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion
27K notes
·
View notes
Text
tumblr user walking into a forest that got cut down and then replanted like 50 years ago: omg... the fae... the old gods...
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
Spaghetti bolognese with no parmesan is like getting head without your balls played with
30K notes
·
View notes
Text


OMG?!???!!
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
Brief moment of horror at work bc I forgot what I named my phone for a sec

18K notes
·
View notes
Text
kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow
54K notes
·
View notes
Text
i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom
24K notes
·
View notes