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wormteeth2004 · 5 months ago

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my toxic trait is that people who hate bugs make me so incredibly mad and I'm always convinced there's absolutely no way people could find certain bugs scary and that they have to be exaggerating or joking or something. what do you mean you're scared of weevils. grow up.

#dont even get me started on the people scared of MOTHS #also i completely get not liking when a bug is crawling on u #i freak out when i feel crawling on me too #but thats bc it could be anything. if it was any animal crawling on me i wouldnt want that😭#its just surprising so i get it #BUT STILL MOTHS?#YOU'RE SCARED OF MOTHS?#next im gonna be hearing that bitches are scared of butterflies #God #bugs #insects #bugposting #tiktok #wormteeth talks #ramble

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idiotsonlyevent · 7 months ago

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i've seen people talk a lot about how chilchuck is a caretaker, but he tries really hard to hide it - and how it seems like he probably wouldn't ascribe that label to himself - and i was wondering why until i remembered the genderbend extra!

here, woman chilchuck leaves the party because of her family - presumably because she wants to be with or take care of her kids and husband..... y'know, the things that man chilchuck is currently Not Doing? and its not because his family Isn't important to him, because it obviously is! and that's when it hit me:

many people have discussed how chilchuck is allergic to being emotionally vulnerable in-part because of the way half-foots are treated.... but i think there may ALSO be some gendered expectations associated with caretaking and being emotionally vulnerable that make him reluctant (at least earlier on in the series) to be open with others, especially about personal matters. especially when he's already being infantilized and dehumanized, being 'emasculated' (whether by other races'/cultures' standards or his own - unclear) is another thing he cold be trying to avoid by putting up his colder, more distant 'i'm only in it for the money' worksona.

#to be clear i do not think taking care of your kids + wife and being openly affectionate is emasculating !!!!!!!!#or that 'caring' in general / 'taking care of others' are feminine traits(???)#but i wouldnt be surprised if In-Universe this is a common phenomenon that chilchuck has to deal with #bc clearly there are people that belive this irl too. unfortunately #chilchuck critique of stocism ... or something idk i dont think im articulating it particularly cleraly here #L.txt #chilposting #slavchuck #dungeon meshi #long post

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ganondoodle · 1 year ago

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with every thing i learn about what the directors of totk said in interviews it all just gets worse huh?

the thing about the shiekah tech just vanishing and nobody caring enough to look into it was already rough and now i learn they said that -after botw zelda wondered if hyrule as a kingdom was still needed but then totk happens- just sounds like she wondered if hyrule as a kingdom still needed to exist in the way it had been (which would be an interesting change for once and also make sense for her character) and then they took her back into the distant past with the super good guy king of a godly race to teach her the lesson what her place is and that yes, their monarchy needed and good and really given to her by "gods" and what if big evil black man shows up again

i dont have the energy to get into it further but needed to say soemthing about it bc it keeps bothering me :(

#ganondoodles talks #ganondoodles rants #kinda #anyway #zelda #totk #big yt theory guy posted a video about how he doesnt like totk and was very defensive about it knowing hes swinging a bat at hornets nest #and i was surprised by that and commented on it that he isnt as alone in feeling like that as he might think #and bc its youtube theres gotta be some weirdos #so someone really saw my comment in probably 300+ comments by now #and felt the need to say that they didnt get anything from what i said other than me writing -zonai- as sonau #which i considered replying to with -other languages exist-#but its really not worth to get into a discussion with some rando on youtube #i then discovered you cant block people on youtube anymore just mute them either #also their account name had -israel- as the first word in it so #something tells me they wouldnt be very fun to argue with

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sesamenom · 9 months ago

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Some design sketches for Bilbo and Lobelia, plus a bonus thorin

#not silm #the hobbit #lotr #lord of the rings #bilbo #lobelia #thorin #lobelia is honestly rather like bilbo #only she steals shiny things from the neighbors instead of from a dragon halfway across the continent #imagine a world in which lobelia was chosen as the burglar though #...would that mean lotho pimple gets to go on the whole ring journey #bc while lobelia definitely would have stabbed more people than bilbo (see: hitting orcs with an umbrella at like age ninety)#lotho would definitely have died before he even reached the anduin #ok but imagine thranduil and thorin doing their whole starving in the woods back and forth routine #lobelia just standing there invisibly #and then the moment thranduil turns his back #*BONK*#legolas makes a surprise cameo as a drunk guy in the background getting hit over the head with a pommel #but then they wouldnt have actually made it out of menegroth lite because they would all be locked up #on the other hand then elrond and gandalf would be at the next white council meeting like hey? thranduil? where are the dwarves + hobbit

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the-meme-monarch · 1 year ago

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Oh thank god I’m not the only person who reads K_K as transmasc and autistic

i didn't know there were people who didn't think that honestly! besides people who enjoy the game casually or Don't Like Or Care About scc HDBSJBDXJJ

#i actually hc them as intersex ! 'what was their assigned gender at fountain?' wouldnt you like to know weather boy #and i like to think capn is transmasc and sweet is nonbinary :]#but they are All transgendre #im really surprised to rhink there are people who Dont read kk as autistic bc. not a lot of people are normal about how they treat him !#there are a lot of people who infantilize him .#when like i could point you to several instances that show capn and sweet are also autistic HDBSNSBDJSBSSK #but well so many people portray them wrong anywya. sad #the monarch’s court #scc

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catkin-morgs-kookaburralover · 6 months ago

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"yes im so fine"

*researches whether i can get my hands on ipecac*

#tw ed #obligatory MASSIVE do not do this #straight up poison that can kill you from one (1) time #used to be used to induce vomiting #directly the cause of death of karen carpenter and countless others #i wont i swear i wont #but i still researched it bc i was curious #tbh there are easier ways of poisoing oneself than semi illegal drugs #also if yall remember the post about a poison i own: i did more reseach and while that amount would probably kill me w no medical #intervention; it would take just under three times as much to be absolutely certain of hitting the toxic dose (calculated quantity per kg #of the top end of a given range. so it could kill me but if i was gonna go out that way id want about three times as much to be sure.)#honestly surprised ive never heard of any deaths from it. the most likely way to survive would be to throw it up i think #(or present to hospital and take charcoal or smth)#honestly though. my research says loss of consciousness and required intubation within half an hour in case studies #hence if you werent in reach of medical attention youd probably collapse an die #and i am very deliberately NOT mentioning what it is bc of how toxic it is #ive thought of combining it and another method to be absolutely sure but eh #honestly if it DIDNT work it sounds straight up embarrassing to admit to people tho thats one of the things stopping me #but literally a dose in a child requiring intubation and kid ended up in a coma recovered w no ill effects.#thats the dream yk. try and succeed and youre free; try and fail and you see no ill effects.#but yeah i wouldnt try w only the amount i have.#so im safe #....rereading the above. okay i might be a little mentally ill lol #but i am safe and absolutely nobody call the cops on me.#im fine.#tw suicide #puddleglum hours #nobody worry abt me ok. im fine.#just thinking silly lil thoughts like usual :)#EDIT: just occurred to me that using this poison could make it not look like a suicide

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imaginarianisms · 4 months ago

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🖤 (from desmond!!)

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive (when necessary in order to protect her as her sworn sword) / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now (the Pain of being married & being a queen & wanting to be a good role model for your children & ur sworn sword is a kingsguard) / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

send 🖤 and my character will answer about yours; specify. || ALWAYS ACCEPTING.

#answered.#sevynhells #oh g-d what if i kms #dynamic; helaena & desmond.#she's c.aed- & d.emi so like. her falling in love w/ & especially wanting to be sexually intimate w/ sb is. Very hard for her to do #SHES LIKE!!!!! SO CAREFREE YET SO RESTRAINED AROUND HIM. LIKE. THAT MAN IS HER ROCK.#like ...... he & vaenna are the first people she calls for after aegon right after b&c happened #like. she HATES how he blames himself bc literally none of this was ever his fault #like. he left his homeland in dorne in the tor to SERVE AS A KINGSGUARD BUT EVEN MORE THAN THAT TO SERVE /HER/#he devoted himself to her in a way she's never seen w/ her father towards alicent. she NEVER feels unwanted or unappreciated around him EVE #he laughs at her her jokes even when she missed the punchline or gets it wrong. he never makes her feel like a madwoman like so many ppl do #like even if he doesn't understand she never once felt like he was ever judging her. that man will track her down like a BLOODHOUND #like i genuinely believe that helaena prayed CONSTANTLY for someone like him to come around & the gods gave her him #i genuinely wouldnt be surprised bc of how close they are that aegon would've noticed that & been like jealous about it bc he's possessive #but like. she represses these desires bc like. she's MARRIED & she's the QUEEN & she has children she wants to be a good role model for #& not to mention during helaena's entire marriage to aegon she was still loyal to him despite everything bc she wants her children spared #she literally wears gold after sunfyre & has a golden sun wedding ring & so when b&c happens that's just. taken away from her.#& then there's Also her dynamic w/ vaenna her childhood best friend & her whole conflicted sapphic feelings surrounding her #& honestly she feels ashamed for having those desires at all & not to mention he's a kingsguard member so if they did anything he could DIE #& like. she cares about him & i'd say loves him & she doesnt want him to get hurt. so like its. extremely difficult for her #so yeah helaena is. Very Conflicted around him but she genuinely loves & desires that man w/ all her heart.#if anything its probably more likely in a post dance survival au that she'd Say Something About It #but like. there's definitely subtle hints thrown here & there that she tries Not to let show but you can cut thru that tension like a KNIFE #iTS SO HEARTBREAKING MAN

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agentartemus · 22 days ago

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I thought today was a good one..

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possum-tooth · 15 days ago

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got our water bill the other day and between that and gas/electric bill im never taking a shower or turning on a light ever again

#im doing everything by candlelight including cooking meals. im gonna buy a fire pit and cook outside from now on #this is insane we're TWO PEOPLE. WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE.#i lowkey want them to check out meters bc this is borderline insane i think. i gotta ask my mom how much they spend on water now #gas and electric im not surprised bc we've been running the heat (albeit low like we're keeping it at 66-68) but still..#anyway. i hate being an adult i wish our last place wasnt so GROSS so we wouldnt have to worry ab utilities!!!!!!!!!! this sucks!!!!#im gonna need to get another job again. even tho my boss said i wouldnt have to bc id be getting more hours. where are they 😐.#talk tag

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faunandfloraas · 9 months ago

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Hmmm, online pal and I exchanged addresses to send Christmas cards but hilariously have both yet to send one, but do you think it'd be weird or too much if I sent a present for them and their sister as well 🤔

#for context their sister has been getting chemo for a brain tumor and even tho the sister and i have never interacted #ive been following the homie for years so have constsntly read and seen pictures of the both of them #and have been told their sister loves the pics i post of my pets n stuff #so i thought well since i accidentally took this long maybe i can send a koala soft toy and a couple other lil australiana things i got #pretty sketch book with a print from a cool indigenous artist to send my pal bc theyre an artist too #like we just said cards but i thought since shit has been rough maybe a lil care package would be a nice surprise #im probably overthinking this like most people would probably like getting free gift from random on other side of the planet lmao #i mean i sure wouldnt mind but idk #😮‍💨

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vzajemnik · 2 months ago

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well. at least we didnt have sex.

#🗞️#nowwwww im connecting the dots between the people ive been romantically interested in but never had sex with and them ghosting me and. hmmm #every person ive ever liked but never slept with was the one that ghosted me. every person ive been involved with AND slept with ive ghoste #does my pussy have some magical powers that make people stay. wouldnt be too surprised.........after a guy told me hes in love with me #when we were doing it for the second time in one night after. 5 hours? of knowing each other #and it was earnest too. i mean okay ive had sex good enough that made me think i was in love with the person involved but i never fucking #said it........ that was crazy that he did but also he was crazy overall #anyway. thank god we never had sex bc if we had and he still ghosted me i would kill myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#next monday im going back on tinder mark my mf words!#i need to have sex thats so nasty and disgusting. need it for my wellbeing #🦌

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ganondoodle · 11 months ago

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just after i crawled my way out of that 'art-low' and i got myself excited to work on the rough draft for chapter2- i suddendly just crash and burn again bc i cant get the thought out of my head that im not a good writer either actually and my ideas are comically boring

do i really have to fight my own brain over and over again for the rest of my life (ㆆ_ㆆ)