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got a worm nibbling my brain. can someone help me find a piece of obscure media?
webcomic/indie comic from the 2010s. basically a sci-fi short story about a young girl (with red hair?) who was being raised by scientists as part of an experiment. she receives a haircut/has her head shaved, in preparation for her annual brain scan/testing. it is revealed that while her body is human, her "brain" is artificial, made of computer implants throughout her skull and spine. at some point her biological mother (also a scientist on the same campus?) encounters her and is repulsed, viewing her as a machine who has murdered her daughter.
it was very poignant and it bruised my heart and i can NOT find it anywhere
#i thought it was made by the creator of 'O Human Star' for some reason but apparently not?#goddammit goddammit goddammit#'i don't have to write down the title of this piece of media i encountered in my formative years bc i'll always remember it'#*cut to ten years later frantic googling*#fun fact 'a.i.' is now a completely useless search term#google in general is useless#and stuff i read 3+ years ago regularly vanishes from the internet#bookmarks are not enough! if you like indie media--download that shit! buy digital/physical copies while you can#save it to the cloud back it up and organize that shit!!!#keep a list of the stuff you read (organized by date/media type and possibly with keywords if you want it to be useful longterm)#(or a spreadsheet even if you're like me and rabidly consume short stories/comics like a pack of amnesiac piranhas on a feeding frenzy)#(that stuff PILES UP over the years ok. if you wanna make sure you'll be able to find it again a decade later--curation is key)#because art WILL touch your soul and then vanish into the void leaving naught but a 404 Error in its wake#i am an old man shaking my fist at the kids on my lawn but the kids on my lawn are me and my longterm digital planning skills circa 2012
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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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more necromancer doodles. u guys will hear more about this guy eventually 💀
#i ran a poll on twitter abt whether it would be funnier for his centipede 'familiar' to be completely useless and unmagical#i.e. literally just a normal giant bug#or if it's funnier for it to be a magical talking centipede but it's still useless and doesn't do anything#it's just that it also sometimes says stuff like 'nhyyeahhhh boss you tell em!!' and 'i'm a woim!!!!!'#but at the end of the day i am going w the former bc. it is very important to me that this character is excruciatingly lonely#and if his giant bug pet could talk to him that would be too much relief. 🖤#ANYWAY. thats all for now#back to comms#my art#my ocs#vega mauserot
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just saw an article criticizing the httyd books for having a ten year old protagonist... said the movies fixed it by... by making hiccup older... and then criticized the fact that toothless was small... and that the movies fixed it by making toothless bigger so hiccup could ride him... as iF THE WINDWALKER ISN'T RIGHT THERE!!! it is very well established in book one that these are hunting dragons not riding dragons. there is a DIFFERENCE. anyway the DISRESPECT saying the movies "fixed the books" shut up
#sorry i have feelings#the way most people choose to pretend there aren't books pisses me off#or the fact that so few people know they're books bc the movies BARELY give cressida any credit god okay#like everyone is entitled to their own opinion but this is just ridiculous it looks like the article was just trying to find something to#criticize and that's what made me most upset i think. nevermind the damage the movies did to characters like fishlegs or snotlout or gobber#or literally anyone no hiccup's AGE is the problem god no there's something so impactful about him being so young#also the way the article completely missed the whole 'no one is useless' angle. toothless being small is IMPORTANT!!!#n e way sorry guys i'm back on my being mad at the movies for butchering my childhood hill again#httyd books#corey talks:)
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Ghoultober Day 1 - Eyes
#my art#kaneki ken#tokyo ghoul#ghoultober#I’m thinking to draw his hands for I think it was day 3#it’d be a good time to capture them in detail for myself#I don’t really like this picture it was very hard to draw#I planned to do all of these over the course of the holidays but an art contest came up and I had like 3 other things I wanted to work on#so in the end I got very little done on everything and shifted Ghoultober over until I did my contest piece#and then I didnt submit my artwork because I was 30 minutes late to the submission trying to take a picture of it 😊#woes of traditional art you have to wait for daylight (day after you finished)#I might post that one later anyway just bc it’s infuriating having worked on something so much only for it to be completely useless
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o yeah btw i liked these guys from the latest crk update..... detective gays.... macaroni and cheese....🤭
#i finished the story it was fun#whyd i have to get invested in the cookie npc yaoi... need them to kiss#i thought cheddars design was kinda boring (esp after the golden cheese update where every design slapped... hes also cheese...)#and he looked rly similar to almond so i think they couldve made him look more diff#but i still liked them LOL... esp macaroni cookie he's sooo cute#tsk macaroni cookie does everything... hes even an attack dog... what do u do cheddar cookie?#ur lucky to have such a cute smart and useful hoobae...😙#i saw some cute fanart of them on twit so i'm happy :)#joking i dont think cheddar is completely useless but it makes me laugh bc he has the#'my job here is done ;)' 'but u didnt do anything' *dramatic exit* vibe#at the v least he's good bc he has faith in his partner...😙#if they arent already dating theyre def gonna start dating... doesnt take a detective to figure that out...#like stop playfully bantering in front of me🙄#oh btw i liked their kr voices so much#cheddar's voice was... insanely good how could they just use this voice on an npc#like his voice makes up for any complaints i had on his design#and macaroni sounds cute... i looked it up and apparently its jeong ui-taek?? who also voiced archbishop cream and 1 of captain caviars crew#voicing a bunch of cute npcs but no playable cookie yet...#im curious how they sound in other lang tbh...
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#sorry ignore this it’s post-election venting.#like just completely unproductive doomerism I need to get off my chest#ok real talk I have been feeling so hopeless and dead and depressed since the election.#I hate this country and I don’t think it can be fixed. not meaningfully in my lifetime.#I think I need to leave this place but im not financially able and im a transmasc person in a red state#with unsupportive parents.#I’ve given up hope on the idea that ‘ppl here are generally good and just misled into voting for the worse of the 2 evils’ and know just#feel these people are subhumanly stupid. beyond saving. no hope. they are voids. cesspits. empty headed useless ontologically evil braindead#soulless husks. it is useless to try to reason with them or inform them or convince them of anything. they are lost causes. it’s better#to leave this country while they rot in the dying empire They chose to make this bad.#they Want this. they Want fascism. they don’t care about other ppl#they are individualism poisoned Americans with no interest in a better future.#I hate them. I hate Americans. I hate my family. I hate my community.#none of it is worth fighting for anymore. they are lost causes.#the best course of action is to leave. but I can’t so im stuck with these fucking useless morons#so until then I have to rot with them. im stuck in this fucking tar pit of a country#with these fucking tar pits of ppl#illiterate fucking rednecks and functional alcoholic suburbanites. the fucking moldy white bread of humanity#I hope we all die. we deserve this.#useless fucking dnc allergic to winning.#barely coherent braindead voterbase. useless fucking male loneliness truther incels#the world would be better off if this country was fucking nuked off the map.#sorry silly fandom mutuals for being a whiny american. but things r materially going 2 get so much worse for me and my friends next year#project 2025 is terrifying and trump wants to put tariffs on everything which is going to cause prices of everything 2 skyrocket even more#and just knowing ppl are reveling in the ‘liberal tears’ aka ppl being upset that their lives r about 2 get worse makes my skin crawl#and makes me nauseous. these ppl are not human#they don’t care about Palestine they don’t care about Ukraine they don’t care about Sudan#and they don’t care about trans ppl gay ppl any racial minorities#some of them Are racial minorities and want 2 separate themselves from the ‘bad ones’#im just fucking disgusted by the ppl here voting against their own interests bc they r fucking dumb and misinformed.
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Im ngl i think the warden would be a much better player character to bring back in veilguard than the inquisitor. The "canon" ending of origins is that your warden dies, but given the retcons they've added into the game, i dont see why the warden couldn't be the one to return and aide rook in fighting against the blight. Or even alistair. I mean come on. Alistair helped kill an archdemon, and the warden actually did, I think either of them could've had such an interesting role to play if they had been brought in as an ally
#text post tag#dragon age#da:v#the warden#alistair theirin#like clearly they dont care about the individual continuity#given they completely eschewed the ability to import a world state#apparently nothing prior to veilguard matters except for who the inquisitor hooked up with and whether the inquisition is still around#and even that option was essentially useless bc then the inquisitor will be like ''we're smaller and underground but still doing stuff''
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The way I wanna see Luis go completely apeshit and just start doing things that he wouldn’t do in canon. In canon we know he feels immense guilt for his past and wants to make up for it all. We see him trying to do good over and over again. He wants to redeem himself and prove he’s changed.
But a part of me so badly wants him to kinda just,, lose the plot for a hot minute. The whole “be the monster they always said you were” kinda ordeal. He gets left for dead after the Krauser attack and nobody came back for him so he’s kinda bitter about it. I know it would be out of character because of what we’ve seen him go through and do, but… I do kinda wanna see it happen anyway.
#so naturally I’m brainstorming a corruption arc fic that will never be completed bc nobody wants to see this#and also because I will get people saying it’s ooc#I love him for how good he genuinely is and how human he feels I swear#but sometimes I just wanna see my beloveds go fucking berserk#I’m sorry i think he would also kinda be hot as a mad scientist#you ever see someone reach their breaking point? where they realise everything they’d done had been for nothing? completely useless bc#nobody bothered to see the good in them?#ofc Luis had Ashley Ada and Leon who saw the good in him and gave him the opportunity to do good#but also nobody went back for his corpse for a proper burial so like…#idk. I’m just saying shit out here.#Luis Babygirl Serra#moose rambles#moose posting#focusing on his anger bc if I think about his sadness I’ll break down and cry
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I'd say my version of Jason is made up of;
Jason's original Robin run (Batman 408-428)
Under the Red Hood movie, with some parts of the Under the Hood/A Death in the Family comics (his resurrection, Sheila, sometimes the Batarang incident)
(LEGO DC: Batman - Family Matters, and an assortment of small things from Canon and Fanon ("Little Wing" nickname, experienced CSA, provides protection for prostitutes in crime alley.))
#my dc posting#dc#jason todd#everyone has a different version of canon they adhere to and i think its very useful to figure out what yours is#so instead of spending time arguing w others w completely different versions of the character u can just. not#like if someone's talking about every thing jason has canonically done in the comics- im not gonna say anything#bc thats not the version of the character i have in my head so itd just be a useless waste of time and energy#like yeah that is canon! if thats ur version of him no problem! its just not mine so ill leave you to yours#yknow?#i feel like a large amount of the conflict in the fandom would be fixed by ppl just actually examining what theyre pulling their characte#rization from#post inspired by seeing someone talking abt everything jason did in the under the hood comics and me going#'welp thats not the version i imagine when i think of my boy so this has nothing to do with me :)' and moving on#like yeah ur right those are canon things he said and did. theyre just not the canon i follow and thats okay!!
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i'm kind of amazed how most of the stardew marriage candidates just want you to be their manic pixie dream whatever by agreeing with everything they like and plying them with compliments or praise or whatever (which is fine but a bit. Much) but for shane his romance is just you being there for him while he figures his own shit out... dunno why i never wanted to romance him before he's so good
#i'm usually a sebastian kinda guy but i do think it's silly you have to say you like scifi to gain friendship points w him like cmon man#i will say though that. my bestie's baby daddy being named shane kinda does make it hard to like him 😭 unfortunate but not his fault#ik a lot of ppl are weird abt his recovery and his messy ass room bc they play stardew to make things look pretty or whatever#but i'm actually kind of glad he's a realistic depiction of addiction... the problem is his dependence on indulging in alcohol when he's#depressed not the fact that he drinks period... i think that a lot of ppl are unrealistic abt alcoholism (including me abt my dad's)#but concernedape did really good w him imo. anyways all this to say that i'm really glad shane never expects someone to be a certain way#i know most of the candidates are like. archetypes or whatever and i think that's fine they are very sweet and cute regardless but#i think maybe i didnt romance him before bc i related to him so badly that it hurt seeing myself reflected LMAO dead end life and being#suicidal about it like. i've never had a drug dependence but i'm not really in a position where i can ever make my own decisions anyways#but regardless. there is smth to someone who slowly warms up to you when they can't ignore your kindness any longer and have no reason to#act like an abused dog anymore which. does make me sad just to say but that is how he acts beforehand#idkkkkk idk i think people are always too caught up with his addiction and his messy room to actually see him without realizing that#getting better is a lot harder than it appears and that having a dirty room doesn't mean you aren't trying to be better. sigh#besides it's not like. the end of the world that he has a beer sometimes. have you tried going thru life completely sober? it sucks#ok im done LMAO but yeah i've found myself gravitating towards him this time around when i've romanced sebastian literally every playthru#til now. hmm!#ACTUALLY ONE MORE THING. i like how he's basically a twist on the classic useless husband trope in media where they love sports and drinking#but he's not a bad person and the only reason he's mean to you at first is because he hates himself and his own life and he makes an effort#the more you get close to him instead of the opposite. i like that a lot. ok now i'm done
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i love muting people on twitter some of you bitches are very dumb
#what do you MEAN gojo wasn’t traumatized by toji??? 😭#i don’t think that gege has to spoonfeed every single morsel of information for you… like if you READ the manga you’d know 😭#why is the reason gojo works so tirelessly on his infinity??? during his fight w sukuna why was he reminded of toji???#LIKE HELLO??? this is why heavily shipper brains are so useless to me#this one was goge shipper and for some reason they just completely watered down gojo’s personality/trauma like HUH#geto isn’t the only person who went through things 😭#also saying that geto was the only person who saw gojo as a person… that’s true to an extent#pre-defection geto ABSOLUTELY! gojo never was around Normal People so that’s why he acts the way he acted it’s obvious#but i’d argue post-defection geto… even for a little bit… saw gojo as a tool rather than a human#bc he even tells gojo that if suguru was gojo then his impossible ideals wouldn’t be impossible anymore simply by the virtue of being gojo#i think after people realize satoru’s strength they immediately throw away his humanity#which is something that his kids don’t really care much for… like yeah gojo sensei is strong but the 1st years don’t gaf that much 😭#i think they see him more for his personality than his Strength but they obviously know he’s the strongest#and i think they know he wants them to be strong too#satoru also said he can only save people who want to be saved#i think he’s in constant of his students for that reason too… they save each other & communicate & are allowed to be kids#i think also bc satoru finds it so important to enjoy the mundane things of life and to enjoy friendships bc that’s the only thing that +#he himself had cultivated during his years as as student too#this became a rant but . @ shippers & @ anyone stupid… stop watering down gojo#it’s my biggest pet peeve idk why but nothing pisses me off more in the jjk sphere than people watering down gojo#just bc his trauma manifested in different ways doesn’t mean that he wasn’t hurt 😭#like don’t forget about satoru gojo!!!!!! he’s a lot more emotionally perceptive/mature than people give him credit for#personal
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Happy “panic attack at the thought of doing anything” season guys!!!🎉🎉🎉
#time change hits and BOOM everything is paralyzing and terrifying!!#it’s so fun!!#I’ll make sure I don’t push people away this year#that’ll make things worse#but UUUUUGH OMFG#Annoying#i feel very useless whenever I’m like this#and i constantly seek validation to prove to myself something i don’t know#I think I’m trying to prove that even like this I’m not completely useless#that people care even when im this pathetic#it’s annoying because I only started to feel better in like August?#getting broken up with definitely didn’t help but I hope this feeling doesn’t last that long again#bc it drives me crazy#yap yappity yap#I am so annoying!!! why do people like me!!! why can’t I just be normal!!! I wish I could be useful!!!#no one should look up to me or admire me like they do#I’m barely holding myself together why do people think highly of me#im pretty pathetic#but it’s fine I’ll be okay#there are people who love me a lot#even if I tell myself they shouldn’t they will love me anyway#things will be okay again. I don’t need to be strong I just need to push through#maybe there’s strength in that or maybe I’m just trying to make myself feel better#i just don’t know what to do with myself when doing anything brings that horrible weight on my chest#but I’ll persist. I always do and I will do so again
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ted lasso fandom stop posting things labeled as gen fic with both & and / tags listed for the same relationship leaving me wondering if i want to open the box of schrodinger’s gen fic and get shipping jumpscared today or not challenge
#gav gab#all fandoms do this but boy this one is bad about it eh#if im wondering if the fic you posted and labelled a gen fic#is a ship fic or not#something went very wrong with your tagging#while im at it ‘pre-relationship’ or ‘if you squint’ or ‘hints of x/y’ tags are just#functionally completely useless#because ive seen them regularly used to mean anything from like#‘these characters are worried about each other or possibly make physical contact at all’#to ‘the pov character is actively pining for the other person in a direct way’#and those are wildly different things#please say what you mean :’)#tbt the time i was reading a fic that was completely tagged as gen and with & tags#and a ‘hints of possible future x/y’ on it which given it was an h/c fic is like#are we referring to Care and Comforting Someone When They’re Hurt as hinting at a possible future romance?#bc often yes that’s the case!#in this case it was literally the pov character at the most situationally inappropriate moment fantasizing about a sex act w the other one#which is uh#call me a bitchy stick in the mud aro if you want but#that’s not covered by ‘hints of possible future’ if you ask me that’s pretty damn direct#stop putting it in the damn gen tag#it’s already hard enough to find gen fic without all the ‘actually ship fic but nobody fucks so people think somehow that makes it gen’#shit that gets in there#at least it’s not the spn fandom out here tagging things like ‘gencest’ which truly proves that nobody in that fandom#can be normal about platonic relationships#like what the fuck are you talking about actually
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im making a csp color set with copic marker swatches and the way some of these colors are sorted/ the colors themselves are genuinely baffling.
first of all the "official" swatches (which i assume are also the colors used for the marker caps) are WAY off most of the time, theyre far too light....
also, in theory, the colors go darker the higher their number is but sometimes theres just one shade in there thats almost darker than the last shade or its a completely different color entierely!!!!!! like V0000 - V09 is warm purple tones but for Whatever reason V04 is this insanely saturated textmarker ass fuchsia??? or sometimes its the same color 2 or 3 times in row like G05 - G09.....
Last Of All sometimes nothing makes sense... why would they do RV32 Shadow Pink, RV34 Dark Pink, RV42 Salmon Pink, and go on with RV5x like why is RV42 on its own im sure it could have went into a color sequence (theres literally two other colors that also have salmon in their name) also its way to red for the whole RV (red Violet) range........
second last of all: E0000-E02 are all very light peachy tones, then E04 is this muted pink liver sausage color, and E07-E09 are really rich reddish brown tones.... why are all of these in a sequence together!!!!
#this has pissed me of almost ten years now like i “”“”only“”“” have about 100 copics and i Hand Picked all of them (didnt buy a set)#and still theres about 15? markers in there that a either useless bc theyre exactly the same as other ones OR#bc its a completely different shade from the color chart.......#im losing it
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what class is pink durge?
she’s a monk!! :) idk what subclass yet i logged off just before hitting lvl 3 but i do love four elements with my whole heart and i think she should get to set things on fire as a treat... and also make ice and water to help her gf cool down <3
#i like that four elements can make ice its a completely useless spell to a baffling extent but still cute#she keeps dying in fights bc shes saving ki points to put ice in everyone’s drinks#siinvi
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