#bc it's Forbidden

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

[bakedbeanchan]

Sokka and Yue reuniting in the spirit world

[mimenoises]

See no evil

[taddymason]

him

[surrealcervidae]

Been a long time since I posted a jedtavius, here ya go- click for better quality yadda yadda yadda-

[yikesy]

so I've been thinking. about zeus' plan in toa and how this world works and

mythological figures can't die. it has been established. the belief system guarantees that as long as they stay alive in the cultural zeitgeist, they will return

but what zeus was doing in toa... he bound apollo's consciousness into a mortal vessel. his emotions and feelings and personal opinions and moral values. all the things that you can only gain with lived experience

and most importantly all things that are not known or written about. those are his inner thoughts. and they were all carefully isolated and bound into a permanent fixed state. solid and material in the ways a god should never be

a god's sense of self is remarkably fluid and fragile after all. they have to fight for every bit of personhood and to hold onto it... is an active effort. it's not their natural state

so I wonder... was that the plan then. since to kill "apollo" is impossible by the rules of the world. then to kill all his self sustained parts. his interiority, the things only he would have known, the things that made apollo apollo

and then when "apollo" ended up reforming it would be someone purely made out of the cultural perception and mythology of "apollo". without any of his personal opinions or unknown to the public experiences. his public image that is, of course, completely loyal to the king of the gods

[han-ban-bam]

we return to snow leopard

[olessan]

🥲

[noideawhatidobutfit]

close enough welcome back the creation of adam

[satoblue]

something about satoru is he is terrible at handiwork like fixing sinks and stuff like that and that’s why when something in your house needs maintenance, you always need to call in someone and it is almost always a tall burly man with a commanding presence and satoru — well, satoru gets plain jealous. you’re his wife, and he knows you are nothing except faithful — but here you are laughing at this random stranger’s jokes as you watch over his work. you’re only allowed to laugh at his jokes, not another man’s! bringing him refreshments like sweets and drinks as he sweats and his muscles glisten in the light — it reminds satoru about when he’s working in his office and you come to deliver him snacks. he doesn’t like it when you do it for someone else. satoru stands in the corner, arms crossed and expression grumpy, making sure the man doesn’t try anything with his beautiful and kind wife. you try including your husband in the conversation, but it’s clear he isn’t interested one bit — but he doesn’t fail to snatch some of the food and drinks as he wallows in his misery. once the guy is gone, satoru makes sure to pin you exactly where the repairs were done — and he fucks you right there atop his hard work in such a disrespectful manner. he drills into you with reckless abandon — you could say he was better at it than that other guy was with his screw gun. to be honest, you expected this. you are the only person who can make satoru’s screws go loose, and as well as the only person who can fix him. and in return, he is the only person who can fix you. so, when he tells you that you’re no longer required to call in anyone bc he will learn to do these things for you, you nod along hastily as if it’s what you’re wired to do.

[robo-dino-puppy]

horizon forbidden west | flight 40/?

[satoruan]

Now... Now let's talk about good ole step dad Nanami because.... 💦🐱

so much to talk about w/stepdad Nanami!! he’s so emotionally and sexually stunted, it’s both sad and adorable. stepdad!Nanami is the type to have a deranged stepdaughter who brings meaning back into his life...

I can see stepdad!Nanami just being so sick and tired of life after decades of eat, sleep, work, repeat. he has nothing to come home to, so he forces himself back out into the dating field. he meets your mother, and she takes advantage of him, but he doesn’t know because he’s been out of the dating field for so long, he just thinks that's how it’s supposed to be. 

stepdad!Nanami who meets you after a handful of months and he hates himself for feeling such attraction to you. he knows he shouldn’t—you're the daughter of the women he’s dating—but he just can’t help himself. you’re so different from your mother, albeit you have her crazy spirit, you genuinely care for him. you ask about his health, interests, hobbies, and work. nevertheless, that fact that you’re absolutely stunning. he looks forward to the talks you two have when you come down from college. it feels so good to have meaningful conversations with someone who cares. 

stepdad!Nanami who is a bit naive, so he doesn’t realize your sexual antics at first. he doesn’t think anything of it when you leave the bathroom door open while you shower, he just shuts it for you, trying to respect your privacy. nor does he think anything when you wear the shortest shorts and the tiniest tops. he pops a boner for sure but automatically feels like the worst man on planet Earth. he tries to stop his eyes from wandering but some days—but being so sexually frustrated, he can’t help himself. poor old stepdad!Nanami who you sent a video masturbating, and he thinks you meant to send it to another, so he doesn’t open it. what he doesn’t know is that in said video you're moaning and crying about how much you need your daddy Kento.

...that stepdad!Nanami?? because I can talk about that Nanami <3 

[spidehpig]

i love that raphael is so self absorbed tbh. i mean he just displays the most egregious case of narcissism you’ve ever seen. narcissism so bad he completely lacks any sense of self awareness & quite literally deludes himself with his own ridiculous fantasies of grandeur & power

it’s pathetic really… i’m so obsessed with him lmao. like genuinely what has him convinced he could usurp asmodeus if he had the crown of karsus. that shit was collecting dust in his daddy’s vault for centuries… mephistopheles is quite literally asmodeus’ biggest hater

he’s been plotting & scheming for millennia to overthrow him & he has failed miserably every single time. & im sorry i will acknowledge that raphael is very smart & powerful i mean he’s done enough to make his father send him a little spy/distraction unlike hes treated his other offspring

literally just devoured them bc he hated them lmao. so like yeah raphael is kinda an it girl, he’s got the 2nd most powerful devil of the hells keeping a little side eye on him just in case. but i still think he’s utterly insane if he thinks the crown of karsus is enough to make the hells bend to his knees. i do think it’d be enough for him overthrow zarial & become archdevil of the 1st (i could go on a whole side tangent about how that’s literally only bc mephistopheles wants that to happen bc now he controls 2 layers of hell, one by proxy or his son who quit frankly cannot deny him or else he be devoured. anyways what i was saying is dispater is old as fuck and has been there done that. i really don’t think crown of karsus raphael would be a threat to him at all. don’t even get me STARTED on mammon 💀

like alright sure let’s pretend he conquered the 1st and 2nd. i’m sorry but he’s not getting the 3rd lol. mammon is THAT BITCH and has been around since like fucking forever lol. he quite literally lets his team warlocks open portals to other archdevils domains to steal from them. that devil does not give a FUCKKKKKK 😭😭 he literally was like yeah what the fuck sure you can open a portal to mephistopheles’ vaults in cania so the dead three can steal from him idgaf he can send me a strongly worded email if he has a problem with it 🙄

side note, literally so fucking funny that durge and gortash pulled that shit off bc helsik is literally like yeah sorry homie i actually can’t get you into the 8th layer anymore bc they tightened up security after getting robbed blind 😔

[lazylittledragon]

about to start my yearly critrole campaign 2 rewatch so prepare for me to be absolutely insufferable

[arlecchinosswifee]

nothing much, just admiring how cool Toto looks here (chapter 123)

Like damn, he spend so much time with Ron that he starts acting like him

[starpawedart]

.......... anyway