#battinson.

[angxlictexrs]

basic info: cis, she/her, 21, mexican and a little bit of a mess!!

eo, i'm angxlictexrs and i welcome you to my blog! i'm just your average tumblr user trying to not succumb to the horrors soooo

before you decide to stalk/follow/interact:

this is my main blog! and, as you can see, it's a bit of a mess (yet i love her for it).

i speak both spanish and english (and a bit of french, sometimes) so be free to interact in whichever language you prefer!

i come by from time to time to reblog or interact with fandom stuff, so don't be surprised if i suddenly reblog a lot and then disappear for months!

btw, i'm a serial reblogger soo if that's something that bothers you, sorry in advance!

i sometimes post one or two cringey posts of my own so be prepared for that i guess.

my fandom has like a shit ton of fandoms so be my guest, i guess!!

i'm trying to organize my blog and keep it at least a little bit neat so this post will sorta function as a vessel for my (main) tags! sooo i'll be constantly editing this part.

but also....

i'm open to friends and asks! so if you feel like it, you're free to send me a DM or an ask (anon or not). i'll make sure to answer them as quickly as possible!

don't be afraid to send me your thoughts or anything you wanna share!!

but tumblr is no friend sometimes, and eats or doesn't send me notifications, so please don't be mad if i don't reply!

tho i will ignore/block you if you get creepy!!

D N I : minors (i will post nsft content from time to time), terfs/swerfs, racists, xenophobes and bigoted people in general

anyway....

currently watching: succession / the last of us / ...

currently reading: balún canán / the song of achilles

currently obssesed with: wuthering heights / mitski / persuasion / battinson, robert pattinson('s filmography) / the batman (2023) / portrait of a lady on fire — portrait de la jeune fille en feu (2019) / succession / pedro pascal / web weaving + parallels / ...

[mantareidraws]

Giving battinson the big birb hug he so desperately needs 🫂

[sreppub]

battinson befriends the tiny child playing with his ipad in a corner at this gala. it’s timmy :)

[bruciemilf]

I think it’d be so funny if Bruce just refuses to disclose the existence of Robin to the league. He knows it’d take less than a minute for them to form a wicked mock club against him.

Except he just? Carries Robin around. Under that endless void that is his cape. Clark pinches the stress point between his brows. “Batman, is that a child under your cape?”

“No.”

“Bruce I can HEAR his heartbeat.”

“I think the long exposure to kryptonite partially damaged your brain. There is no child here, Clark.”

“He’s literally drinking Barry’s coffee right now.”

“He’s WHAT-“

[allineedisonedream]

He has no idea where the kid came from...

AU Where Battinson is Adopted By a 10-Year-Old Dick Grayson >:)

[tiffycat]

Walk with me (proceeds to be delusional)

I rewatched MAWS and The Batman right after the other and instantly got brainworms

It makes no sense but I am master of my own universe and can draw whatever inane thought I have so this exists now

p2

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Here’s how I want robin in the next battinson movie:

The very first scene is Bruce and tiny Dick Grayson sitting across from each other at the dining table, staring each other down in silence, both clearly grumpy about it. Alfred is in the background watching them with concern. The silence lasts about 20 seconds before Dick speaks.

“Let me fight crime.” (said with all the petulance of a pouty 10 year old)

Bruce replies immediately. “No.” (this is clearly an ongoing argument)

Immediately cut to the next scene where Dick, wearing the iconic Robin suit, is having the time of his life swinging across the city while Bruce frantically tries to keep up with him while yelling at him to be careful like an anxious mother

[homarcide-aest]

pov you adopted a kid but you forgot hes not usamerican

[puppetmaster13u]

Bruce, new to parenting: How long does your ideal hug last?

Dick: 30 to 40 minutes.

Bruce, already carrying him: That's a bit impractical-

Dick: You said ideal, not realistic

[marskiiii]

REFERENCE PRACTICE W MY NEW BRUSHESSS (and battinson)

[theerurishipper]

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First <- Part 3 <- Part 4 -> Part 5

Masterpost

[batbabydamian]

Damian locks himself in his room for the rest of the day. Continuation to this!

bonus:

[kartsie]

It’s bring your kid to work day and Dick wanted to match

[sreppub]

I think Dick is 13-ish when he meets Bruce in this AU.

[bruciemilf]

As a reward for helping with a problem, John Constantine wants to give Bruce a chance to talk to his parents. “I can only do one at a time, thought, so, who’s first?”

Bruce sweats, “That won’t be necessary.”

The batkids watch like ??? they’ve seen Bruce in every state a man could succumb and raise, but they’ve never seen him scared. Alfred calmly steps forward, “Please do.”

“No. Don’t.”

John “I don’t want peace, I want trouble, always” Constantine smells some opportunity for chaos and grabs it.

The result of that is the very angry spirit of Thomas Wayne fixing Bruce with the glare of the year, “You dropped oUT OF MED SCHOOL?!” The entire mansion seems to tremble.

Bruce yelps like a scolded cat and runs around the dining table, “I was busy with BATMAN—“

“ Che cazzo è un Batman, — Get back here! You were there a year, — Che cazzo fai, CHE CAZZO FAI?! Pack your bags, you’re going back.”

To the batkids’ absolute horror Bruce starts to cry, face watery and bright, and they finally understand what Alfred meant by tantrums. “Non voglio tornare indietro, papà!”

“Non mi interessa, cazzo, — wait till your mother hears about this, Harley graduated with HONORS. What exemple are you giving to my grandkids? Don’t — Don’t run, GET BACK HERE!”

Tim sweats in high school dropout, Dick sweats in cop, Jason sweats in drug lord, Damian sweats in art kid, and Stephanie just sweats in general.

“Should, uh… Should we help?”

“Are you kidding? I haven’t seen Jason this happy since the Queen died.”

[allineedisonedream]

Had this wierd dream, with Bruce and Selina and suddenly it turned into a weird commercial for merch makeup. I just had to draw it…