#battinson.

[angxlictexrs]

basic info: cis, she/her, 21, mexican and a little bit of a mess!!

eo, i'm angxlictexrs and i welcome you to my blog! i'm just your average tumblr user trying to not succumb to the horrors soooo

before you decide to stalk/follow/interact:

this is my main blog! and, as you can see, it's a bit of a mess (yet i love her for it).

i speak both spanish and english (and a bit of french, sometimes) so be free to interact in whichever language you prefer!

i come by from time to time to reblog or interact with fandom stuff, so don't be surprised if i suddenly reblog a lot and then disappear for months!

i sometimes post one or two cringey posts of my own so be prepared for that i guess.

btw, i'm a serial reblogger soo if that's something that bothers you, sorry in advance!

but i also mostly queue, so if you see me reblog a bunch of stuff constantly, that doesn't mean i'm actually active.

my fandom has like a shit ton of fandoms so be my guest, i guess!!

i'm trying to organize my blog and keep it at least a little bit neat so this post will sorta function as a vessel for my (main) tags! sooo i'll be constantly editing this part.

but also....

i'm open to friends and asks! so if you feel like it, you're free to send me a DM or an ask (anon or not). i'll make sure to answer them as quickly as possible!

don't be afraid to send me your thoughts or anything you wanna share!!

but tumblr is no friend sometimes, and eats or doesn't send me notifications, so please don't be mad if i don't reply!

tho i will ignore/block you if you get creepy!!

D N I : minors (i will post nsft content from time to time), terfs/swerfs, racists, xenophobes and bigoted people in general

anyway....

currently watching: succession / the last of us / ...

currently reading: balún canán / the song of achilles

currently obssesed with: wuthering heights / mitski / persuasion / battinson, robert pattinson('s filmography) / the batman (2023) / portrait of a lady on fire — portrait de la jeune fille en feu (2019) / succession / pedro pascal / web weaving + parallels / ...

[mantareidraws]

Giving battinson the big birb hug he so desperately needs 🫂

[bruciemilf]

Scary boyfriend privilege? No. Scary sons privilege.

Bruce who can’t go anywhere without his newly adopted ward. He follows Bruce like a sunny shadow, grin always in place.

“Dick, can I hold your hand when we cross the street?”

Dick, very sweetly, “No.”

Bruce sighs, but accepts easily. Some guy scoffs at that and asks Bruce if he’ll let his kid just talk to him like that. His kid. His heart hurts in a very good way.

He’s about to say something, but Dick interrupts him, his teeth bared full, “Weren’t you on the news for hitting an old lady with your car?”

Bruce freezing. Dick goes back to his gameboy. They hold hands when they cross the street.

It’s both scary and comforting how little he changes when he’s an adult.

Jason, on the other hand.

Although he refuses to admit it, he does follow Bruce around, too, when his dad actually has to leave the manor. It’s when Alfred says he needs sun.

“You signed a contract, sir.”

Bruce sighing, “I signed it when I was 4. In black crayon. Those don’t count.”

Damian gasped, as if discovering a vile fact, sending an accusing glare Bruce’s way. “They don’t?”

Bruce needs an excuse to haul ass fast and that’s how Jason ends up chaperoning his socially awkward, disaster of a father in his quest to pick up food.

He’s a titanic presence next to Bruce, glaring off whoever stares a little too long or too appreciatively, strong arms crossed and his eyes hard and sharp.

Bruce gently taps his bicep and he hates the way he melts. “Do you want the chicken nuggets with or without apple slices?”

“Without.”

“Jay.”

“FINE.”

Give Jason his “he asked for No pickles” moment. It has to embarrass Bruce enough to jump in traffic, thought.

Damian has his own league and none of them can really compete with it. I think, during parent’s night, he drags Bruce off to proudly showcase his gallery of portraits.

Bruce is very moved when he realizes they’re almost all him.

There’s portraits of Dick, too, and Alfred, and a comically bad one of Tim. “Damian, they’re very beautiful. Thank you.”

“I painted them with the blood of your enemies.”

“…Thank you.”

[sreppub]

battinson befriends the tiny child playing with his ipad in a corner at this gala. it’s timmy :)

[allineedisonedream]

He has no idea where the kid came from...

AU Where Battinson is Adopted By a 10-Year-Old Dick Grayson >:)

[puppetmaster13u]

Bruce, new to parenting: How long does your ideal hug last?

Dick: 30 to 40 minutes.

Bruce, already carrying him: That's a bit impractical-

Dick: You said ideal, not realistic

[tiffycat]

Walk with me (proceeds to be delusional)

I rewatched MAWS and The Batman right after the other and instantly got brainworms

It makes no sense but I am master of my own universe and can draw whatever inane thought I have so this exists now

p2

[marskiiii]

REFERENCE PRACTICE W MY NEW BRUSHESSS (and battinson)

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Here’s how I want robin in the next battinson movie:

The very first scene is Bruce and tiny Dick Grayson sitting across from each other at the dining table, staring each other down in silence, both clearly grumpy about it. Alfred is in the background watching them with concern. The silence lasts about 20 seconds before Dick speaks.

“Let me fight crime.” (said with all the petulance of a pouty 10 year old)

Bruce replies immediately. “No.” (this is clearly an ongoing argument)

Immediately cut to the next scene where Dick, wearing the iconic Robin suit, is having the time of his life swinging across the city while Bruce frantically tries to keep up with him while yelling at him to be careful like an anxious mother

[homarcide-aest]

pov you adopted a kid but you forgot hes not usamerican

[dragonpyre]

Reverse Robin au but the ages aren't changed. Just adoption order.

[theerurishipper]

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First <- Part 3 <- Part 4 -> Part 5

Masterpost

[bruciemilf]

I think it’d be so funny if Bruce just refuses to disclose the existence of Robin to the league. He knows it’d take less than a minute for them to form a wicked mock club against him.

Except he just? Carries Robin around. Under that endless void that is his cape. Clark pinches the stress point between his brows. “Batman, is that a child under your cape?”

“No.”

“Bruce I can HEAR his heartbeat.”

“I think the long exposure to kryptonite partially damaged your brain. There is no child here, Clark.”

“He’s literally drinking Barry’s coffee right now.”

“He’s WHAT-“

[sreppub]

and so it begins…. welcome to the family, dickie! (sequel to my other drawing where battinson and tim hang out at galas…)

[allineedisonedream]

Had this wierd dream, with Bruce and Selina and suddenly it turned into a weird commercial for merch makeup. I just had to draw it…

[batbabydamian]

Damian locks himself in his room for the rest of the day. Continuation to this!

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