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That one time when your crush showed their full physical body (normally looks like a vague human(?)looking blob and void of darkness) and your ass was NOT ready for the reveal
@frownyalfred
#You remember why your crush is your crush#Clark: No you dont understand Lois they were HUGE and his thighs were STRAPPED#You had to be there to get it#Stop laughing#What? NO WHY WOULD I USE MY X-RAY#NO STOP WHY-#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#the dark knight#batman bruce wayne#the caped crusader#superbat#superman#clark kent#clark and bruce#kal el#Kal#superbat fanart#worlds finest#clark kent x bruce wayne#wonder woman#the justice league#justice league
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Superman: Batman, I need your help…
Batman: Did you get hit by kryptonite?
Superman: Yes.
Batman: Lie down, I’ll remove it with my forceps.
Superman: Okay…
Batman: Superman.
Superman: Hmm?
Batman: When I said to lie down, I meant on the operating table, not on top of me.
Superman:
Batman: …It’s not green kryptonite, is it?
#dun dun dun#dc headcanon#incorrect dc quotes#dc#superbat#superman x batman#batman x superman#superman/batman#batman/superman#superman#batman#clark kent#bruce wayne
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my favorite toxic superbat trope is just Clark smashing Bruce’s shit. just splintering that priceless piece of technology in his fist. denting walls. ripping suits. any/all of the above.
#send TWEET#bruce wayne#batman#dc#clark kent#superman#superbat#fanfic#god I love slightly toxic superbat#I love Clark losing it
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Jon is so funny lmao
duality of man….
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little smooch :3
inspired by the fic Small Wonder by @froizetta ❤️
@unbreakabledawn I know you wanted to see this!
and finally tagging @januariat because they also posted art for this fic and you should go look at it right now!
Casual outfits under the cut (because we all deserve to see Bruce's little butt)
#batman#superman#superbat#g/t#art#my art#bruce wayne#clark kent#tiny bruce my beloved#this was so fun!
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being a superbat shipper is so unserious
like it's cannon that clark just knows bats heart, like that's his person, like B talks him down from evil stuff when he can't control his powers every run, like bats bought the kent farm so he could keep it, likeee
i have your back. always.
sick. twisted. gay, and stupid.
#and i've got dudebros telling me batman's straight#SICK#they are so gay i'm embarrassed for them#they are so married i hate them#superbat#bruce wayne#batman#clark kent#superman
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Ok so we have all seen those posts talking about Bruce looking at his kids and still seeing them as his precious babies even though they are towering muscular adults right?
Well I raise you clark seeing them the same way but through step dad vision. Cause honestly he didn't come into Bruce's life until a bit later and by then he already had Robin by their first meeting. Of course Bruce didn't trust clark to even be in his city let alone around his kid but any chance he was in Gotham for any reason Dick was asking to use him as a "super jungle gym" and was dangling off his limbs.
Now don't get clark wrong he likes kids! But kids actually make him nervous. Not only did he grow up on a farm pretty isolated in a small town that didn't have many people so not like he was a baby sitter. But also...batman makes him nervous and for good reason to.
But the closer he got to him the more he was allowed around the kids especially (depending on what universe your shoving these characters into but this is my version) after he saved Jason from getting killed by the joker and he batman started to trust him a lot more. Jason was in awe but is definitely a wonder women fan. Which is fine because Clark is also a fan of hers and have written many articles about her as a hero. Jason always found a way at any gala or event to fallow clark around and pretend to also be a journalist and ask people questions. But he did them way more accusing and got several people to whisper. Bruce was amused but also just tired of his kids wanting to be around clark. The man was a goody two shoes.
When Steph comes around and eventually Barbara and even Cassie they ask a LOT of questions and not the kind of ones like Tim (who upon their first meeting tore off his glasses and asked him why he uses them as a disguise when it doesn't even work) *note they work very well at disguising him Tim just doesn't understand how other people just CANNOT see superman when looking at him*
Duke had to be the most tamed out of every. Single. One. Of Bruce's kids. He was polite and even shook his hand. He was expecting questions or insults of some sort but when none came he was shocked to say the least. He didn't sleep for days afterwards.
The next and last was Damian who after years of experience with Bruce's kids he believed he was ready....he was in fact not ready. Damian not only insulted him, threatened, and snuck into his apartment to "scope out the enemies territory" really he was in trouble and didn't like Bruce grounding him so he went over there to pick a fight.
In all reality dealing with thr kids for so long ended him and Bruce becoming closer and closer and eventually getting together and tying the knot. Now that they are all grown adults he just CANNOT see them as such.
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Damin at the ripe age of 22: Die alien!!
Clark *holding back tears*: you used to say that when you were 13
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The batkids *arguing*
Clark *Looking at them. Just to see a bunch of teenagers and children*: you see it to right?
Bruce *taking a sip from his mug*: it never changed
#batman#they are so silly#dc comics#teach me how to dougie#superbat#superman#batman x superman#no objecting in the court of krypton#ao3 writer#ao3#batman is just so awkward#batfam#batfamily#superhero#stray kids
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Kitty
cat related revelations...
bonus- panels wo lighting:
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#he's mad because of his husband in this but shh#batman#clark kent#bruce wayne#superman#dc#dc comics#superbat#superman x batman
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? BRUCE??????? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN-
#bruce wayne#batman#bro really said if you really want to be hot dress up as Superman#there is NO hetro explanation for that#with that stupid ass smirk too#superman#superbat
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Sorry I have to🤦♀️🤦♀️✍️😭❤️🔥
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Bruce getting so many smooches
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can we all just take a moment to thank dan mora for these lovely images
#dc#dc comics#batman#superman#clark kent#bruce wayne#batman x superman#superman x batman#superbat#superbat dan mora#dan mora#superbat is canon#kitty bruce is canon
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Your honor I would die for them
Brucie ♡ no personal space ♡ Wayne
BAT ° get lost ° MAN
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A relationship that has endured till they’re old and gray.
Superbat Master Collection
#real old man yaoi#the ogs#clark has learnt to just roll with bruce’s tsundereness#dc#dc comics#official#superbat#superman x batman#batman x superman#superman/batman#batman/superman#superman#batman#clark kent#bruce wayne#superbatcollection
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