#bats be connecting the dots

[accidentallyadoptedbybatman]

Billy Batson is 100% willing to bite people and has before

Now a tiny child who's lived on the streets biting someone is understandable and honestly fair

However when Superhero and Justice League member Shazam bites its a little confusing and shocking. Although Batman noticed how the reaction was similar to a certain book loving birdy.

[puppetmaster13u]

Meat Marionette Thoughts: Alfred

So there was already the thought of Alfred's body being in the Hive far longer than the rest because he doesn't need it for a long time. And I am just rotating him now and thinkin about what type of effect that could have on the body. Now @phoenixcatch7 put out the idea of his outfit being similar to a plague doctor's in his flesh-body, which I am just in love with as an entire concept into my head. But there was another where most would think he has tiny wings because they're well, under a feathered cape. But they are not, like I like to think that all of their wings get larger with age. Like Bruce already has a 50' wingspan as an adult, but Alfred is an elder of sorts, one whose body has been directly in the hive growing and mutating for years at this point. So his wings would be massive.

[frogaroundandfindout]

Dick remembers when he young and asked Batman what they would do once they got rid of all the criminals in Gotham. Batman tells him that’s not something they need to worry about and they’ll keep doing this until it’s no longer feasible or effective. The young dick Grayson is satisfied by this because he thinks they’ll be doing this together “forever and ever.”

In the present dick tells Bruce he’s made progress on exposing the corruption in bludhaven by getting Mrs. Redhorn’s info book and evidence against Mayor Avers. Bruce asks when dick will quit the bpd since his case is all but cracked open. Dick says he will eventually. However, in truth, he enjoys his job.

Nightwing Vol 2 #75

[welcoming-grey]

Wes dresses up as a clown for Halloween every year to prove that because Danny Fenton and Phantom share the same fear they are the same person.

[akkivee]

forgot to throw these out into the void lmao

[captainrufflebanger]

Every time I open this app, I'm punched in the face by this one ad repeatedly. CAN'T EVEN BE DEPRESSED IN PEACE GDI

[elegyofthemoon]

i think the scariest thing of getting friends into stuff i like is when they connect the dots on why i like a character and they go 'oh. so you just have the same taste in character. always.'

like.....yes but dont look at me.

[acerikus]

Thinking about koffin k...

[ratatatastic]

because lombo admitted he does in fact asks tough teammates for fighting tips and scrums with them.. that does in fact open the can of worms that its very possible hes asked mikksy (despite the fact that mikksy isnt too aggresive he does very much get into his fair share of fights) to fight him and im going to be very normal about that possibility thanks for asking

[darabeatha]

[spitxlfields]

This is probably the most dumb, niche thing in the world, but I so badly need someone to draw Jova Tarkin in a "Yinz is a gender neutral pronoun" shirt.

[wordsgood]

this is what i’m talking about babey (loreleaf in a psychoromantic duel with his god over who can love the other the most destructively VS doli lin having no expectations for how the gods treat him and still managing to be disappointed)

[stealingyourbones]

I havent seen many additions ever mention Alfred being dead (if you aren’t a comic reader; he’s been dead in the comics for a solid 5 years now). Love this so so much.

Danny is a coffee shop owner in Gotham and is repeatedly attacked by the GIW. Danny can (mostly) handle his own but he’s in the Bats’ city.

The help is greatly appreciated. The vigilantes have incorporated his small business into their patrol path. They even stop in to grab some coffee or a pastry. He thought he’d get to know this cities heroes as Phantom but instead they become friends with Fenton

[akkivee]

the mood board for hypnosis mic rhyme anima➕ episode 10 lol

[rin-may-1103]

The Wrong Robin Au (part two?)

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"Alright, kid." Danny sighed as he walked back into the motel. "tell you what, you tell me everything you think you know about me and bats, and I'll be Robin. Deal?"

Tim's eyes widen in surprise, "wait, really?" he asks, dropping the third Oreo he had been trying to balance on Sam's forehead. Sam snored, her nose twitching in agitation for a moment before going back to normal.

Tim leaned back, keeping an eye on her. "do you really mean it? you'll come back and fix him?"

Danny sighed, "I can't promise that I'll be able to fix him, but I can promise to do my best."

Tim nodded his head, "That's all I ask." then the kid stood up, holding his hand out for Danny to shake, "We got a deal, Robin."

Danny smirked, unable to keep a straight face at how cute the kid was being. Reaching out, he shook his hand.

"Right, first things first. Who's Batman, and why do you think so?" Danny asked, making his way over to the table. Tim followed behind him, his face brightening up in excitement.

"Bruce Wayne of course," Tim cheered, plopping down onto the chair across from Danny.

Of course, another rich fruit loop would be Batman. Why not? What's next? Lex Luther was Superman's archnemesis? Oliver Queen cosplayed Katniss Everdeen?

"I thought Dick Grayson, Bruce's ward, was Robin at first. It had made sense, or at least mostly did but I wasn't completely sold on it. I only really thought it was him because Robin was able to do a quadruple backflip, and only Grayson's family was able to do that. but then I saw you! and it makes perfect sense!" Tim smiled excitedly, leaning forward as he continued.

"You were able to do the flip, AND you acted just like Robin did! Dick doesn't act like Robin in public, or ever really. But you do! You did the flip, you make puns! you even bit that one mugger!"

Danny blinked before slowly nodding his head; Well, at least his personality wasn't going to be a problem. "right, makes sense," not. it did not make sense, but who was Danny to crush this kid's hopes. also, how long ago was this? because Danny hadn't done the flip this time... he's definitely bitten a criminal or two over the past two weeks, but the flip? that had to have been back when he first got his powers... he vaguely remembers his parents dragging him around the country on some trip Vlad set up for them.

see, it was totally Vlad's fault.

"and who was the second Robin?" Danny asked, leaning back and crossing his arms.

"Bruce's second kid, Jason Todd," Tim replied, not smiling anymore. "The Joker killed Robin over in Ethiopia. Jason went missing and was declared dead around the same time."

"Right," Danny coughed, glancing away from Tim. "and what else do you know?"

"Well, I know Commissioner Gordon's daughter, Barbara, was batgirl..." Tim trailed off with a wince, obviously not liking the conversation anymore. Danny had to agree, the whole class had been informed about the dangers of Gotham City. Barbara Gordan had been one of the examples they used.

"I know that you're using a fake name!" Tim suddenly added, looking more lively now. Danny blinked before sighing, "Yeah? and why's that?"

"you used your bat training to make a fake identity to throw Bruce off your trail! That way you would have more time to settle in with your new team! and it worked for a while, that is until he caught up to you and your team. it doesn't seem he knows about this identity, so you've been using it ever since Jason's death. because you're mad at him."

"and why am I mad at him?" Danny asked, tilting his head back to stare at the ceiling. Just what had he gotten himself into?

"because he didn't tell you about Jason's death." Danny glanced back at the kid, watching as he looked away and out the window. "just like he didn't tell Dick..."

had he finally connected the dots? had he finally realized he got the wrong person?

"why would he not tell you two?" Tim asked, turning to look up at Danny. Danny shrugged, turning to look back at the ceiling. "grief makes people do things they never would have before." like becoming a billionaire and spending twenty years scheming on how to murder a single man. or it could make them more obsessed with their work.

Danny knows Greif, he's had to deal with it for years now. It's the only thing he understands about why Batman has changed so much. Greif, especially for someone you love? It changes you, it holds onto your heart and never lets go. It can drive you insane if you let it.

"he was so caught up in his own grief he didn't realize that there were others who needed to grieve with him."

"Oh," Tim replied.

they sat in silence for a moment before Tim spoke up again.

"I know where the Batcave is."

Danny blinked. Right. Batman. Batcave. the bat-themed vigilante had a secret lair and it was a cave. That checked out. At least it wasn't in the basement.

"yeah?" Danny prompted, "And where's that?"

"under the manor," Tim replied, crushing any and all hope Danny had for Bruce Wayne.

It was official. All billionaires were fruitloops. Danny didn't care if they didn't all have secret basements, they were fruitloops.

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[call-me-strega]

I can see it now:

Bruce doesn’t suspect anything when Jon asks Damien to pay for his ice cream. The kids were hang out and perhaps Jon just didn’t have pocket money on him.

When Cass and Steph use his card to cover Kara’s portion of the bill during a shopping trip he’s a bit exasperated and lets it go.

He does find it a little weird that Jason keeps buying Bizarro the things he asks for like a parent buying toys for an excited little kid but he just chalks it up to their friendship just being Like That.

The alarm bells ring in his head when he hears Clark requesting some rather expensive gadgets from Dick

Bruce: You expect me to believe that you're not trying to marry him for his money!?

Conner: I'm not

Bruce: Well then, why do you want to marry him?

Kon "commit to the bit"-el: I want to marry him for your money

Tim "that bitch" Drake: See?