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Steve: I’m a responsible adult! Robin: *raises an eyebrow* Steve: I’m an adult.
#steve harrington#robin buckley#steve and robin#robin and steve#bat-man and robin#friendship duo#platonic with a capital P#oh i could so see this#i love them#so much#stranger things#stranger things incorrect quotes
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slade: …
damian: …
slade: you remind me a lot of that brother of yours —
dick: damian NO - that’s the bad touch man, separate yourself from him, he’s on a registry somewhere
#the bats all refer to slade as ‘the bad touch man’ because of his pedophilic tendencies#is it ooc? yes - is it really fucking funny? also yes#dc#robin#damian wayne#slade wilson#deathstroke#nightwing#dick grayson#renegade dick grayson
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“Oops.”
Danny shrieked.
The bloodied vigilante leaning against his wall was concerning. But even worse…
“My window!! Oh my god! Why?!”
“Your- is that- that’s seriously your first concern? I’m actually offended.”
“Oh, is the dumbass bleeding out on my carpet giving me sass? Watch the attitude, you’re half a quarter pint from death right now.”
“You’re strangely calm… about this.”
Danny gestured to his window, shattered in front of him.
“Do I look calm to you? I literally just replaced that window last week!”
“My bad.” The vigilante slid down the wall, leaving a bloody smear.
“Oh my god,” Danny groaned as he got a first aid kit and began patching the guy up. “I’m never getting my deposit back.”
“You have weird priorities.”
“Listen, bird guy-”
“Red Robin.” Bird guy interjected. He winced as Danny dabbed the alcohol soaked cotton ball harder on his cut.
“But if I had a nickel for every time a vigilante crashed through my window, I’d have two. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.”
“Who was the first one?”
“Surprisingly? Signal. Dude got a migraine and crashed through like a pigeon versus a glass wall.”
“Damn, he didn’t mention that. You got pics?”
“Pay for my carpet and wall first, and then we talk blackmail negotiations after.”
“Deal- ow!”
“Stay still, dumbass!”
#danny phantom#batman#tim drake#dc x dp#dcxdp#dc x dp prompt#duke thomas#the signal#red Robin#Danny in Gotham#but the bats are the avatar and his friend#and Danny is the cabbage man#my fucking window!=my cabbages!
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Incorrect quote time, Batkids edition
(Has anyone done this scene yet?)
Tim: I have a question about Batman. Batman is a man who dresses up like a bat. Man-bat is a part man, part bat hybrid. Now, if Man-Bat dressed up as a man to fight crime, would he be Man-Batman?
Jason: No, he’d be Bat-Man-Bat.
Steph: But wouldn’t Man-Batman just be a Batman that was bitten by a radioactive man?
Dick: But Batman is a man. You’re talking about a man who would have the powers of a man. That’s just Man-Man.
Tim: Well, isn’t Man-Man just Man
Jason: But what if Man-Man dressed as a bat?
Steph: Well, that’s just Batman.
Jason: No, if a man dresses as a bat, that’s Batman, but if Man-Man dresses as a bat, that’s Batman-Man.
Dick: So does that answer your question?
Tim: Oh, I haven’t asked it yet.
#batman#man bat#batkids#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#stephanie brown#robin#red robin#red hood#nightwing#spoiler
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Everyday I exist and every day I get more and more exhausted seeing the “lol Batman looks at Danny and goes “who’s gonna adopt this kid” He’s so adoptable!” posts.
#bones rants#bones speaks#dpxdc#bones writes in the tags#i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again#GIVE AN ACTUAL REASON FOR BRUCE TO WANT TO ADOPT DANNY!#this man had seen thousands of black hair and blue eyed kids in misfortunate situations and with backstories parallel to his own#so why is Danny the exemption and is the person he puts under his (bat)wing#make a reason and make it compelling. I understand forwarding a plotline to get to the scene you envisioned#but making a character one dimensional ain’t it man.#always ask why Danny is the exemption to the other thousands of kids who could’ve gone under Bruce’s wing. Bruce is a very paranoid person#and doesn’t bring people into his inner circle easily. offering a complete stranger a room in his home could happen#maybe he then relates to Danny and wants to help him with his need for Justice#and THEN adopts him but man oh man. look at all of the robins adoptions.#that shit wasn’t willy nilly and it had actual weight behind the adoptions
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I was thinking about how kids don’t have filters and will just be out telling everybody your business but specifically about 9 year old Dick Grayson telling Superman literally everything about Batman except his name.
#Robin: I asked Batman if his middle name was still his middle name when he wore the cowl and he said ‘snk’ which I think means yes#so Batman’s full name is Bat-Thomas-Man. You can say that when he’s in trouble#Superman: …I feel like I shouldn’t know that#dick grayson#bruce wayne#clark kent#Robin#batman
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jason todd abusing the hell out the emotional reaction he can strike in bruce by calling him 'dad':
diana's coming to gotham to help out with something 'strictly business', and jason is just dying to watch her in action from the sidelines.
but bruce forbids it (he knows that if diana sees jason she'll fold immediately after they finish up and insist on hanging around for a bit longer).
however the second jason pulls out the: "but daaaaaad, i haven't seen her in soooooo long" all bruce can see in his head is the little robin who gawked over meeting wonder woman for the first time, and 'oh my god he hasn't spoken to me like that since he was little imissthissomuch'
cut to jason spectating batman and wonder woman from a nearby gotham rooftop, slurpee in hand + watching intently as diana slams a villain into the ground, causing the concrete below them to crack. (do you even know how much jason has to restrain himself from squealing??).
#'strictly business' = there's a supervillain-induced issue way out of the league of a man who dresses up as a bat.#and bruce won't admit to needing help#jason todd#bruce wayna#diana of themyscira#wonder woman#red hood#robin#batman#dc batman#dc comics#dcu#dc#gothihop speaks
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dc fans will see this and say "omg i don't know who's cuter 😍"
#dc comics#dc#batman#jason todd#robin#bruce wayne#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#tim drake#red robin#superman#superfam#super family#bat family#clark kent#jon kent#conner kent#superboy#abner krill#polka dot man#captain marvel#shazam#billy batson#giovanni zatara#zatara#garth#aqualad#it's fine when donna and diana do it because wifey
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The first part of this Au that I went out with so funny thank you for answering it I hope you were able to rest and stuff but anywho
I feel like after those first two parts I feel like RedRobin and Batman have questions about the Ghost King and Vlad relationship like they're asking questions
And the Klarions / Phantom children and the kids keep just dropping he with to college with our mom's parents, he would take kidnap mom and locked him in a basement, he's legally mom's godfather, he tried to marry grandmother on multiple occasions
I just feel like Dan anytime he gets the moment gets mad at him and goes like until you pay the 8.5 million you owe mom in child support is the day that you can call me your son ectoplasm donor.
Also I would find it so funny if outside of their Klarion thing they live with Vlad time from time again when Danny is overwhelmed or need someone to watch over them and the the rest of the people he's friends with in the Infinite Realms can't do it and are friends with the Wayne children
I feel like Duke will be having a heart attack when you realizes that he goes the same high school class as Dan or that Ellie and Dick best friends back when they were children for funsies
Also the reveal of Teekls has never been a cat it's going to get on doctor fate's nerves cuz he knows damn well that things never been a cat also I feel like all of them have the power to rip Dr Fate out of whoever he's possessing body and always he's pulling that power on him anytime they get the chance
Also a review of the fact that Teekl has never been a cat until when like Batman or Red Robin pov
Have I ever mentioned I love your ideas and how fun they are? Cause damn this had me laughing while reading it already.
Also glad the first two parts were still fun despite the mishaps that happed while writing :D
Also I skipped over the Teekl Part for the moment since I didn't know how to tie it in at the moment...
Sooooo anyway.... here we go again~ (sorry if its a bit short...)
Part 1 Part 2
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Red Robin was intrigued, worried and on several levels suspicious as he watched the interaction between the ones that had been Klarion, the current Klarion and Vlad Masters. He had also a lot of questions, he really wanted answers to but for now he held back.... partially. Vlad Masters was a contact Batman had brought in when the situation with the Demon became more dangerous than they originally expected.
John Constantine had mentioned they would need a even stronger force to really drive that Demon back and off handedly mentioned that something like an Ancient or a Ghost King would be needed. And wouldn't you know, Batman knew someone that claimed to have contacts with a Ghost King or rather THE Ghost King. And as luck would have it, Vlad Masters was in Gotham because of one of his relentless attempts at striking a business deal with Bruce Wayne. (That really had been an unexpected luck but by now Red Robin was also suspecting something else was at play.... [Like a bored Ancient of Time])
Well either way now he was watching, just a step behind his mentor, how Batman was grilling Vlad Masters on his relations to the Ghost King, since apparently they (the hero's assembled) wouldn't need to do anything anyway since the Ghost King was handling the demon threat. Red Robin did realise that not all heroes present were convinced but what else could they do but wait right now? Since according to Klarion their Mom aka the Ghost King was already dealing with the situation.
So with that happening, the well known bat-paranoia, curiosity, suspicion and need to know every good damn detail of a situation arose full force. Not that Red Robin minded, as mentioned before, he had a lot of questions too. Plus he wasn't so sure if the other Heroes had caught it but there were some disturbing things Klarion and is siblings sort of dropped that really needed clearing up.
While Batman was grilling Vlad Masters, Red Robin listened in but then decided to his own sort of questioning with Klarion, the current one.
"So... you called Vlad Masters 'old man'? And your suit is in the 'old man's style'?" the question was asked directly to the current Klarion. Since they were apparently here just to watch Red robin was sure he could just try having a sort of civil talk with his questions.
Klarion on the other hand grumbled crossing his arms, before uncrossing them again to pet the demon cat on his shoulder. "I just went with his dumb vampire look but more fancy and classic and less insane colouring."
The arched eyebrow stayed sort of hidden under his mask but it was there and Red Robin knows that tone Klarion used. It's the same Red Hood has when he begrudgingly admit do doing something the way Batman would. Which raises the a question he already had on his mind, how he could interpret Klarions use of 'old man'. Which would give Batman even more incentive to question Vlad Masters on his relation to the Ghost King. Also for now he was going to ignore the 'dumb vampire look' part, but he did note it down in his mind for later.
"Vlad Masters is your 'old man'?" There probably was a way to ask a little more subtle or nice but they were waiting for the Ghost King to beat up a Demon and he was making small talk with subtitle questioning with Klarion. So sue him for being blunt after all. Also the face Klarion was making right after he said.
"Well Far Frozen gets a hot summer." Was the instant reply and Red Robin blinked unter his mask. There probably was some information he was missing behind that reply.
"Ew no! He wishes though. But Vlad is like double or triple our Mom's age! He even went to collage with Grandpa Jack and Grandma Maddie!" Misrule suddenly interjected apparently done pestering Nightwing as she leaned over Klarion, resting her head on his and causing Teekl to hiss at her. Well that certainly got his attention now and with the way he saw, form the corner of his eyes, Batmans head wipe their way and then back at Vlad Masters it certainly also got his mentors.
"He wishes...? Triple your Moms.... age? The Ghost King?" His mental information board was getting more and more chaotic with the information he was getting.
"He acts like we are his kids and has a right to be called Dad by us." Misrule shrugged dismissively to which Klarion growled, he growled! Red Robin was tempted to check his ears because this was the first time he heard Klarion growl towards his sister.
"The day I call your DNA and my ecto donor anything with the context of father is the day he pays Mom the millions of child support he owns him and additional pays for emotional and physical distress." Okay, Red Robin was not ashamed to say he did a double take at Klarions growl and the fact that several alarm bells went off hin his mind with that one sentence alone.
"Mom has his own castle and riches from the previous King. Not like we would actually need that money. Plus Vlad does pay for your school tuition." Misrule answered her brother, complete ignoring the fact that Red Robin was having a mental crisis and thinking that Vlad Masters might even be an even greater threat, then just a weird and suspicious potential business partner and that the reason he has a summoning stone for the Ghost King might be a custody thing regarding Klarion and his siblings.
So with all these things what did Red Robins brain decide to focus on? "Vlad Masters pays your school tuition? No wait you go to school?"
There was an awkward moment Red Robin received two very similar looking deadpan stares from Klarion and Misrule, the first Klarion.
"Of course I go to fucking school Mom would kill... well no thermos ground me if I didn't." Another drop of information Red Robin didn't know how to handle, what the hell does 'thermos ground' even mean? Was that like their version of grounding?
"Oh isn't today like a school night?" Misrule suddenly piped up pinching her brothers check and Red Robin felt weirdly reminded of some of the interactions he used to have with his siblings. It was strange to see Klarion like that.
"Shit... I forgot to do my part of my group project with Duke..." Klarion grumbled and Red Robin did a double take once more, blinking several times as there was a very very important information drop here, his head snapped towards Nightwing in hopes that the other had also caught it and thankfully, he had and while Signal wasn't present at the moment because he had done day patrols already and had been barely awake anyway when this whole Demon mess started.... they had gotten a hint of figuring out Klarions identity, they were certainly going to use later.
For now they had some more red flags to investigate in regards to the relation of Vlad Masters, the Ghost King, Klarion and Klarion's siblings.
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Little Bonus (Next day after Demon Crisis):
"Hey Duke, who are you working with in a group project?"
"Huh oh that is Dante Masters-Nightingale."
"Masters-Nightingale? As in Vlad MASTERS?"
"Yeah, that what he said his temporary guardian's name is that pays for his schooling."
"Wait didn't I go with Danielle Nightingale-MASTERS to school too? We were like besties in school!"
"Oh god...."
"Tim, you okay you look very pale. Are you okay? Dick too..."
"BRUCE! VLAD MASTERS NEEDS TO BE PUT ON THE RED WATCH LIST AND WE NEED TO TALK WITH THE GHOST KING ASAP!"
#dp x dc#danny fenton#danny phantom#dpxdc#dcxdp#crossover#tim drake#dan phantom#ellie phantom#dick grayson#Klarion is a title passed down like Robin#Ellie was the first Klarion#Dan is the current Klarion#Tim wants answers#he is trying to question Klarion using small talk#there are a lot of red flags in his opinion#oh the misunderstandings....#Mom Danny#Ghost King Danny#His kids need to learn to not info drop without explanations#poor Vlad he might be a redeemed man but the bats will still put him on the red watch list#Part 3
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(Talking About Vickie) Steve: Just go over there, stand tall, feet shoulder-width apart to communicate confidence, and ask her out. Robin: You are familiar with the concept of a league, right? And being out of one? Steve: Just go ask her to borrow some batteries, so she can light your lantern. Robin: Okay, vulgar.
#steve harrington#robin buckley#steve and robin#robin and steve#friends#friendship duo#bat-man and robin#platonic with a capital P#source: only murders in the building#okay but like#this is 100% the type of wingman steve is#i love them#stranger things#stranger things incorrect quotes
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Role reversal idea: Bruce Wayne dies and comes back instead of Jason. Maybe instead of the Joker beating up Jason Shelia makes a trade for the Batman. Mostly Jason and his family have to see and hear Bruce getting hit with crowbar and blown up.
Bruce willingly trading places with Jason and enduring being beaten to death via crowbar in lieu of Robin makes a lot of sense for his character, you're so right.
#aghhhhhhhh#something about a man jason thought was so strong and unable to be truly hurt#slowly getting beaten to death in front of jason#aghhhhh#tw injuries#bruce wayne#batman#dc#asks#batfamily#jason todd#robin#bats and birds
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Thank you, Tim. For coming for me.
#Batman#Bruce Wayne#robin#tim drake#hug#reunited#thank you#tender moments#father son relationship#the bat-man of Gotham#chip zdarsky#dc comics#comics#2020s comics#jorge jimenez
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Bat Family by Chris Samnee
Batober prompt: Ascend
#chris samnee#batman#nightwing#dick grayson#batgirl#barbara gordon#red hood#jason todd#robin#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#commissioner gordon#man-bat#bat-mite#batober#dc#bats tw#tw bats#bats cw#cw bats#chiroptophobia tw#tw chiroptophobia#chiroptophobia cw#cw chiroptophobia#chiroptophobia
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I cannot be the only one that believes with my entire heart that Bruce likes to talk to the bats in his cave, right?
Like before he had any of his Robins and Alfred had retired to sleep and left him with a now cold mug of coffee, he surely must have just looked up, half-delirious from sleep deprivation, and just started explaining the new angle he managed to find in his current case?
They don't really respond, but it's definitely better to speak at something rather than stare at the blinding screen before him all night long.
Knowing him, he's probably befriended some of the bats and considers them close confidants.
#bats you will always be in my mind for some reason#also how cute is it to imagine a grown man cooing at baby bats?#batman#dc comics#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#batman and robin#weird headcanons
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Bruce Wayne, Batman, can't die for good (as in no more comics with him in, he offically canonically dies for good) simply because his haunting of the narrative would be too good
#NO CAUSE THE WAY HE WOULD HAUNT THE NARRATIVE#TO HIS CHILDREN TO ALFREAD TO HIS ROGUES TO GOTHAM CITY TO THE CITIZENS TO THE JUSTICE LEAGUE#THAT MAN WOULD HAUNT LITERALLY EVERYONE#the conquences and story of bruce haunting the narravtive for good would be too much#but it would pop off#batman#dc#bruce wayne#batfam#gotham#batfamily#gothamite#dcu#justice league#dc jl#superman#wonder woman#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#cassandra cain#black bat#batgirl#robin#barbra gordon#oracle#tim drake#red robin#haunting the narrative
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oooo for a deaged batfam au, imagine cass being deaged. everyone is cooing over her because she is so tiny and cute and her hair is in pigtails. she is always watching them silently and they realise/remember that deaged cass doesnt know how to understand them. at some point she feels threatened and ends up absolutely decking one of the bats who should by all rights be impossible for her to beat at that age. and they remember what cass had to go through and have an oh shit moment
#idk i think it would be fun#that picture of baby cass killing the man in her pigtails is my roman empire#cassandra cain#dc#batfam#cass#batfamily#black bat#batman#batgirl#nightwing#red hood#red robin#the spoiler#cassandra wayne#oracle#robin#signal#cassandra gordon#dcu#de aging#deaged au
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