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Have you done like a kink list for what your AU are into? I'm very interested in their depravity!
For the public? Not quite. But back in the beginning when we first started setting it up, we did a sort of kink list for them to help get a handle on them when we wrote them. A lot of their kinks developed naturally as we wrote, but we needed a baseline to work with first.
Since half of the characters are ocs, and the other half are preexisting but warped to the point they might as well be new characters, it was a helpful way of getting a grasp on them.
It's important to note that these aren't necessarily our personal kinks, but more of a natural way of letting the character grow and develop on their own. Keep in mind, this is years and years running, so these are just the ones that come to mind off the top of my head. It's a deeply intricate au with a lot going on, but this should give you a good idea.
Astarion's are much the same as HERE. He's the same Astarion with a vastly different way of being saved from Cazador, a different way of ascending, and three new idiot brothers who he loves more than the world. Therefore, he's sort of a different person in the end, but also... very much the same. He loves his knife, he loves brats and loves a struggle. He's the least likely to hurt you if you spit in his face, but not for any reason regarding kindness. It's because he's going to deliberately antagonize you to make you angrier and more likely to fight back just so he can subdue you. There's a playful edge to his cruelty. He has been elaborated on already, so I'll skip the lecture.
Nightmare is a prince, and you'd know it from the uppity way he acts. He pretends that sex is vulgar and a waste of time. But he's also a pirate and a private hedonist. Nightmare is the most likely to hurt you for no reason, if only to see you cry. He has the worst case of dacryphilia you've ever seen. Allergies and you're sniffling with watery eyes? Run. Death in the family and you're wailing? Run. He backhands you and your eyes begin to tear up? Run. Or, you know what? Don't. He enjoys a nice hunt, and there's no way you're getting away. He gets off on fear.
He likes clever, soft girls. He's going to stalk them, and that's a nice way of putting it. He's going to ruin your fucking life and leave you with nothing. And then he's going to swoop in, the golden knight in shining armor. He has a hero complex. He's going to personally orchestrate the most miserable days of your life so that he can 'save' you from it.
He is an absolute sucker for domesticity. Nothing gets him hotter than watching the object of his affection with an apron on, baking just for him, cleaning his house, basically acting the part of a pretty little housewife. Except nuns. He is not allowed around nuns. He goes absolutely feral for any kind of religious girl (he's a devil, what do you want from him? It's not quite a corruption kink and more the act of defiling.)
He likes gaslighting and confusing his girls. He will use magic to literally construct you an alternate reality only to slam you back into your present one to make you feel insane. He will create a whole isolated pocket in the feywild to kidnap and keep you. He is a Baneite, and thus, he has a huge thing for power (if he can best you, he has earned what he wants from you, and if you cannot stop him, then it's your fault) and needs to be the one in control, and more importantly, you need to know it. If you're truly his, he will enchant a collar and put it on your neck permanently and it will shock you if you try to remove it. If he feels like it, you get the leash too, just to remind you of your place. He's a little too into the less fun aspects of pet play, like forcing you to sleep on the floor because 'no pets on the furniture' and making you lick cum off the floor. Disobey him? You get the lightning whip. He loves flogging and pain and-- just all of it. He will tie you up on his bed in the most uncomfortable position imaginable and just.. leave you there to think about how you've behaved.
Nightmare is cruelty for cruelty's sake. He's going to hurt you. Badly. Both mentally and physically until you worship him, like he deserves-- and he is a master at it. He's perfectly capable of seducing but gets more glee out of forcing himself on you. The more you cry, the more you cry out, the more rabid he gets. He wants you to trust him with your life, and then to betray that trust and watch your face as you realize it. He's in it for the long game, and will spend months orchestrating the perfect way to break you, working his way in to become your best friend or whatever else have you to get you to depend on him and need him, and then completely betray you. He's the least likely to have a fling or a one-night stand. If he has his eye set on you, it's the long haul. He adores punishment and even if you do everything perfectly, he's going to find a reason to hurt you.
It's not an incest kink, and he'll call you vulgar if you accuse him of it, but oh-so secretly, he does like being called 'daddy' or 'big brother.' He'll tell you he prefers 'master', and he's only lying about the preference. It's an abuse of power thing. You must get him 'foaming at the mouth' feral for him to finally admit it.
He'll invade your dreams and violate you night after night until you think you've gone actually crazy. He has no problem abusing magic in his sexual conquests. He is very good at what he does and is the most likely to get very into it. He enjoys a good roleplay and will even dress up himself!-- and then take his role WAY too fucking seriously. Oh, you're a student and he's a headmaster? He will give you an actual written test. Yes. He will.
He's beautiful and knows it. He is all about decorum and propriety. He's prim and proper until you get him in the shadows. You'll never know he wants you until he's got a hand on your neck and is pushing inside. He will insult you and berate you and degrade you and make you bleed with his claws until you scream. Secretly, all he wants is a family and children of his own and a housewife that adores and worships him and pampers him-- and a kingdom at his feet. He usually gets it. His atrocious backstory does not make up for his behavior, but it's certainly understandable.
Reaver is the most openly depraved. He's the least likely to hurt you physically if you do as he asks but the most likely to ask you to do something that you'd rather die than do. He has a strange pseudo-incest kink where he likes to be referred to as 'Uncle' even in bed, so.. that's great. He's massive and has a huge size kink as well. He likes little things that are much smaller than him and easier to manhandle (and if you're a six-foot-tall girl, don't worry, you're still much smaller than he is, and you still fucking count.) He likes sex in general, but loves 'non-traditional' sex the most, eg anal (this is horrible because he is massive.) If you squirm or fight too much, he will put your little ass in a cage he keeps in his room or dungeon and just watch you with an eerie smile.
He's also into stereotypical guy shit, like lap-dances and general degradation. He has a massive closet full of various outfits and appendages for roleplay and cosplay. He's extravagant and loves showing off, and will spend absurd amounts of money on you, buy you a ridiculously priced dress, and throw a whole ball to celebrate. He loves the finer things, and will buy out the nicest restaurant, buy you the most expensive dinner, and then want to have sex on the table while the staff are still cleaning up. He likes public sex to a degree but is usually not allowed to indulge because Nightmare calls it crass. He also likes tattooing and piercing his girls, and often wants his symbol on their body somewhere, but again, is shot down by Nightmare (which funny enough, I got his symbol tattooed on me willingly.)
He's easily the most openly licentious, and when he doesn't have someone in particular to lavish affection on, he's partial to orgies and anonymous sex. He loves abuse of authority and can be seen harassing maids and staff that he wants to fuck. He gets off on having sex (be it willing or no, usually not) with people on the opposite end of the political spectrum, and I'll let you use your imagination to figure out what side he's on (hint, it's his own side.) He will hold incentives over your head to get you to comply (Think: I'll pay fair wages for a year if you blow me right now,) and to his credit, he will uphold his word.
Basically, he throws money at everything and has become a soulless libertine that gets off on the most depraved shit imaginable. He likes shock. He's going to make you sit on his lap and call you his niece in public because he loves the looks of disgust, but more than that, he loves the fact that no one would dare do anything about it because he's so powerful. He is genuinely disgusting to cover up his tragic backstory and any vulnerability he might have.
Ilya was also a prince, but a very different kind of prince. He's spoiled and bratty and arrogant, but deeply intelligent and ambitious and has been around for hundreds of years, just like the other three. He was a bit of a whore (he had concubines and harems galore,) and he is capable of having regular one-night stands, but when he finds someone(s) that he wants, he becomes... terrifying.
He will use his beauty to enrapture you. You'll see him as the kind, gentle, intelligent, and beautiful but lonely man who lives alone in a manor that's far too large for just him, and some part of you will ache to help him-- and he knows. He will ensnare you with artifacts from ancient Mongolia and the East and Russia and whatever else interests you and by the Gods, he plays his part well. In truth? He's almost worse than Reaver.
He will take advantage of your kindness, set circumstances up just right, and then strike. He's so good at it that when he does make his move, you will gaslight yourself into thinking you're imagining it. His hand will literally be moving up your skirt and your brain will go 'No, it's an accident--'
...And then he will crank it up a notch because he wants the panic and the fear. He wants you to beg him to stop only to smile condescendingly and say "No. And what are you going to do about it?" You'll be in such a whiplash from the two personalities that it'll make your head spin.
A true libertine and hedonist. He believes the point of life is pleasure, and that you must take it where you will. He is also obsessed with power, but is a sight-bit more playful about it than Nightmare. He will still chain you to his bed, but unlike Nightmare, he will use your own pleasure against you. You will hate him, seethe and sputter curses at him, and then he will make you see the face of God. He will leave you in a puddle, dumbfounded and horrified on his bed, hating yourself.
He's the one that encourages and coaxes the basest desires of the other three. The devil on the devil's shoulder. He and Nightmare will drive the other two nuts by speaking Russian and they get along quite well. If Nightmare hasn't made up his mind about wanting a girl, it is Ilya that inevitably puts the final nail in the coffin.
Ilya has all the kinks of the previous three combined. He lived a very indulgent lifestyle before he died, and is used to getting whatever he wants. He's gorgeous and educated, just like Nightmare, and when the two get together, it's a huge problem.
Ilya is the most recent addition to the group, and he's mine. I won't go more into detail unless someone asks cause it's usually the original three that people like.
#morgana and friends#bastard three#bastard four now technically#for those of you interested#tw for fucking EVERYTHING#seriously if anything upsets you at all just don't
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ok gayboy
#LOTUS PERSONA ART LETS GOOOOOOOO IT ONLY TOOK ME FIVE FUCKING MONTHS#this is for the three ppl that follow me and know about persona eat up my loves 😍#i love narcissistic bastards who are doomed by the narrative he's a keeper fs#(idk anything abt akechi except hes a gayass detective and loves pancakes and is a tsundere /JJJJJJJ)#he has this sopping wet quality about him that i adore very much. it's the homosexuality i think#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#akechi goro#goro akechi#lotus draws#bro why is his hair so fucking hard to draw it's like chuuya's but if he used a straightening iron#speaking of him this is the hair color i wish he had :(((( my fav hair color frfr it exceeds every other one#the light desaturated brown with hints of russet MWAH MWAH#anyway it's three on a school night i think i should sleep ig😔
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kid who’s met god voice: no im agnostic
#fullmetal alchemist#edward elric#fma#ed elric#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#fmab#fma brotherhood#technically not brotherhood but i do what i want#fma manga#theres faith. belief. and also “no i know god its a bastard it took my leg and arm”#nothing will ever be a bigger power move#like. page three of the manga. we dont even know hes met god at that point#update i just checked. page 13 in my copy#but i have the. the like combined one#this isn’t even “yeah that’s him coded” no he says those words
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THANK FUCKING GOD
"The Supreme Court on Thursday [June 13, 2024] unanimously preserved access to a medication that was used in nearly two-thirds of all abortions in the U.S. last year, in the court’s first abortion decision since conservative justices overturned Roe v. Wade two years ago.
The nine justices ruled that abortion opponents lacked the legal right to sue over the federal Food and Drug Administration’s approval of the medication, mifepristone, and the FDA’s subsequent actions to ease access to it. The case had threatened to restrict access to mifepristone across the country, including in states where abortion remains legal.
Abortion is banned at all stages of pregnancy in 14 states, and after about six weeks of pregnancy in three others, often before women realize they’re pregnant.
Justice Brett Kavanaugh, who was part of the majority to overturn Roe, wrote for the court on Thursday that “federal courts are the wrong forum for addressing the plaintiffs’ concerns about FDA’s actions.”
The opinion underscored the stakes of the 2024 election and the possibility that an FDA commissioner appointed by Republican Donald Trump, if he wins the White House, could consider tightening access to mifepristone, including prohibiting sending it through the mail...
Kavanaugh’s opinion managed to unite a court deeply divided over abortion and many other divisive social issues by employing a minimalist approach that focused solely on the technical legal issue of standing and reached no judgment about the FDA’s actions...
While praising the decision, President Joe Biden signaled Democrats will continue to campaign heavily on abortion ahead of the November elections. “It does not change the fact that the right for a woman to get the treatment she needs is imperiled if not impossible in many states,” Biden said in a statement...
About two-thirds of U.S. adults oppose banning the use of mifepristone, or medication abortion, nationwide, according to a KFF poll conducted in February. About one-third would support a nationwide ban...
More than 6 million people [in the U.S.] have used mifepristone since 2000. Mifepristone blocks the hormone progesterone and primes the uterus to respond to the contraction-causing effect of a second drug, misoprostol. The two-drug regimen has been used to end a pregnancy through 10 weeks gestation...
Biden’s administration and drug manufacturers had warned that siding with abortion opponents in this case could [have] undermined the FDA’s drug approval process beyond the abortion context by inviting judges to second-guess the agency’s scientific judgments. The Democratic administration and New York-based Danco Laboratories, which makes mifepristone, argued that the drug is among the safest the FDA has ever approved."
-via AP, June 13, 2024
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Note: A massive relief and a genuine victory - this will preserve access to the medication used in 2/3rds of abortions last year, for at least another 2 years. (Probably minimum time it will take Republicans to get their next attempt before the Supreme Court.)
Still, with this, a sword that has been hanging over our heads for the last two years is gone. There will be a new one soon, but we just bought ourselves probably at least 2 years. The fight isn't over, but this is absolutely worth celebrating.
#edited like two hours after posting to add clarification that this decision isn't permanent#thanks to @queerrights for pointing out that wasn't clear#but it DOES buy us a couple years#and importantly it gives us two to three more years to fix this situation#because if democrats win the presidency and both houses of congress#(without fucking joe manchin there to singlehandedly stop them he's a fucking bastard)#then democrats WILL make abortion legal nationwide once again#abortion#abortion rights#bodily autonomy#reproductive rights#abortion is healthcare#united states#us politics#supreme court#us news#us supreme court#republicans#democrats#healthcare#public health#medicine#abortion pill#abortion access#abortion bans#current events#usa#pro choice#scotus#mifepristone
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redraw of my friend picnic's post
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These were originally meant for Valentine's day, but oh well
#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk#monkey king#sun wukong#six eared macaque#liu er mihou#spider queen#zhizhu#mk#qi xiaotian#mei#long xiaojiao#red son#redson#eclipse twins#ri shi#yue shi#oc#Nightshade#spicynoodleshipping#chimerashipping#dragonfruitshipping#shadowpeach#shadowvenom#three bastardeers#sugarplumpoison#doodles#digital art#sai
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"I would like to know who is Luffy's mom-" you mean HER??????
#dadan didn't deal with these three bastards for ages so that you ignore her thank you#one piece#curly dadan#monkey d. luffy
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"He said that's your style. Never quite lies, clever half-truths that let you convince yourself you're doing the right thing."
#scenes that make you feel insane in retrospect. scenes that make you say 'oh you motherfucker' out loud in real life#it took me three playthroughs to see the way his eyes shift as he realizes you don't know yet and that he can Use That Against You#tfw you killed one of the last people on the planet that actually thought of you as a friend and savable and who you deeply respected#but his idiot protege doesn't know he's dead yet and you're a bastard who WILL take advantage#the way the scene darkens when he finishes talking is actually crazy too. idk if that was purposeful but it's evil#i love him a lot unfortunately#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#datv spoilers#datvedit#solas dragon age#solas#veilguard#**da
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The Season 3 John Watson Look was quite something
#martin freeman#john watson#sherlock bbc#my gfx#bbc sherlock#martinfreemanedit#martin freeman is a handsome bastard#the empty hearse#the sign of three#his last vow#tv edits#televisiongifs#tvgifs
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A thousand and one.
#lord commander#night's watch#fanart#drawing#illustration#asoiaf#the winds of winter#a song of ice and fire#game of thrones#asoiaf fanart#valyrian scrolls#art#the wall#north westeros#blackwood#brynden rivers#bloodraven#three eyed crow#greenseer#first men#valyrian#house targaryen#bastard#albino#portrait#character design#costume design#bran stark#blackfyre rebellion#dunk and egg
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things raph does bc he’s an older sibling
- sometimes he locks them out of the lair while looking directly at them
- sometimes pushes their heads in their shells while walking
- bites them (they get grossed out and try get him back)
- gives the most annoying kisses on their head, like brings them in hugs and just SMOOOCH and they’re always like RAPH- RAPH STOP
- if they’ve done something to piss him off- he runs to chase them and does three specific things depending on which brother it is
- he corners mikey and laughs at him screaming when he moves from side to side really quick
- if it’s donnie he uses his ninpo and makes clones of himself to stop him
- if it’s leo he’s gonna shove whatever the slider’s hiding behind towards him to further corner him
- “im older so i’m right”
- “you always took the smaller pieces when we were tots, it was really sweet”
“actually raph had like several before i shared them w you guys”
“you what”
- takes the most atrocious bites of their food when he asks for a share- EVEN AFTER THEYVE TOLD HIM TO GET A LITTLE BIT
- leans on them randomly, fully knowing they’re gonna fall
- if u agree w the rest of the fandom w him having a long tail, he sometimes hits them w it and says it’s an accident
- holding shit out of their reach
- as an extension of the other thing, he also just puts things on higher shelves when he sees the others struggling to get something
- if they’re on the floor he knocks them over while passing by
- burping and directing it at one of them. does not matter who, they always get disgusted and it’s the funniest shit to him
#text post#rottmnt#rise raph#rise donnie#rise leo#rise mikey#i responded to a tweet w a bunch of bastard brother raph hcs and they all made me laugh#cos my sister’s done like three of these to me
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Okay so I had heard that Hugo fucked but nothing could prepare me for actually reading up on it. THIS IS THE GUY WHO KEPT PRAISING CHASTITY???
#Bro has not heard of ‘write what you know’#but how. how did he write Jean Valjean as a virgin how could he percieve the existence of chastity WHEN HE HIMSELF FUCKED THREE TIMES A DAY#i’m not saying that is the biggest difference between him and Jean Valjean but i’m sorry this is bigger than class difference#i’m kidding#mostly#I am agogh. I am aghast.#Marius is his self insert#and yet. he is a good little christian who marries before bedding. you lying little bastard#fucking fucker.#the brick#les mis
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hello there tumblr idk how many of you remember that silly little animatic ive been working on for uhhhhh four months but IT IS COMPLETE
here is the full thing but i would really appreciate it if you hyped it up on youtube as well!!
#it only took four months three jay redesigns me catching up to riptide and a lot of fighting with adobe animate#ngl i dont like how i drew jay towards the start but we get there in the end i think#im so excited to post this ive been working on it for so sos os so long#also tried my best to do some cool sound design stuff but good sfe are hard to find :(#art#my art#jrwi#artists on tumblr#just roll with it#jrwi fanart#jrwi riptide#jrwi show#animation#animatic#jrwi animation#jrwi animatic#gillion tidestrider#jay ferin#chip jrwi#jrwi chip#jrwi jay ferin#jrwi jay#chip bastard#gillion fanart#gillion jrwi#jrwi gillion#just roll with it gillion
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Don't care if it's a hot take or not, but the most complex, interesting, and arguably even the funniest, trio Jinx ever has in the show is with Silco and Sevika. And the only reason why it's not popular in the fandom is because the other two are "the bad guys". Well, not even Sevika is, because apparently Silco's death automatically stripped her of all of her past actions and moral grayness she had. But Silco is a big scary bad man who eats children for breakfast, so he can't possibly have even a littlest bit positive and interesting dynamic with Jinx and Sevika, what are you even talking about.
#read a couple of posts about the sheer depth of silco and sevika's relationship and it broke me man. why ppl don't see this#these three as a dynamic is the best thing that ever happened for the zaun side of characters and yet#fandoms want to play family with characters until members of said family are problematic and can't be comfy-cozy with each other at a snap#of the fingers. smh#i am NOT implying that everyone should cater to my interests specifically (although they absolutely should). i'm just expressing my#frustration. because somehow every time i'm interested in something i always end up with one of the least popular things as my favorite#i feel like a damn sisyphus. when i get you the bastard that cursed me when i get you#silco arcane#jinx arcane#sevika arcane#silco and jinx#arcane#upd: and when the big part of the fandom straight-up says that sevika didn't care for silco💀💀💀 jinx hand me over that monkey bomb will ya
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you look tired
#rahhhhhhhhhh#i could probably render this more but its ms paint and IM tired#jrwi#jrwi riptide#jrwi lizzie#jrwi chip#chip bastard#elizabeth lafayette#yes i used a fucking neon genesis background with the front bottom lyrics i have like three interests leave me alone#my art tag
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⏳Keep running away, you bastard.⌛️
#halcyonnights#ted spankoffski#homeless man ted#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#the guy who didn't like musicals#time bastard#nightmare time#tnoy karaxis#tinky#rotates him in my mind endlessly#i couldn't decide which tinky form to draw so have three
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