#basically i’m also a film nerd

[kvhasproblems]

the hyperfixations are going a little too crazy rn and the only thing i feel like doing is screaming because my brain is so loud and i can’t think about anything else

[cusimmrbrightside]

I have always liked the idea of the school for mutants being very literally a school, and I know yes it is but I mean in the sense of if you want to be an X-men, you have to be a teacher. They have exams at the end of years, they have Ofsted checks (for those who don’t know what they are, it’s essentially people coming to check that the school is good at being a school) and they have teachers for every subject, which brings me to my next point;

“I’m Right You’re Wrong, Here’s What The X-Men (‘97 specifically) Would Teach As Subjects”.

(Also this is based off of UK school system but I use American terms like “seniors” and “AP” and “Midterms”)

Maths Teacher Gambit is surprising, for a guy most assume to not being entirely smart, an idiot goof off who’s the comedic relief. But you need to know numbers to gamble, and that he does with being very well versed in mathematics way past an AP level. He’s made the promise for every senior class that he will teach them to play blackjack on the final day, and has only ever lost once. Which is when the rule of “no betting real money” came into place.

English teacher Jean reminds me of the kind of teacher who would let the social outcasts into her class for their lunch breaks. The kids more likely to be bullied and she will fight tooth and nail to make sure those kids bullies don’t come into that classroom. they’re loud and shout and shouldn’t really be in there but no one has to know and she certainly won’t be telling them to leave any time soon.

Physics teacher Magneto is very specific to my highschool experience I’ll be honest. I had a physics teacher who was an actual Dr with a PHD and he hated being there. His classroom has (well, had since the building was knocked down about 5 years ago now) this one cabinet that was never fully shut, it was always open just about an inch or two, and he’d stand with his foot hovering just above it and then slam down on it whenever we got too loud so the noise would shut us up. That’s very magneto coded. Erik Lehnsherr would purposefully make the cabinet always a little open so he can do that.

Biology teacher morph is just a funny concept, a person whose physical form and change and morph into just about anything. They are considered one of the “fun” teachers, you could easily convince them to let you watch a movie all class as long as it was biology centred, but with classics like Osmosis Jones, you’re not stuck watching a documentary about animals giving birth.

Chemistry teacher Storm does not fuck about with children’s education. She is not strict by any means whatsoever, she just will not bend to someone saying they want to watch a film or should do a practical instead of theory. She has a set curriculum. She knows what she will be doing by the first week of the summer holidays and already has the room set up all pretty and organised.

Geography teacher Scott has the unfortunate job of telling his students that, they just won’t be looking at memorising country flags and politics. But hey!! Rocks are cool!! Beach shores are cool! Lake formations are cool! He’s the vice principal and designated nerd teacher. He once beat the elite four for a student on their copy of Pokémon Red because the student promised they’d do well in their midterms. Yes, he was in his 30s when the game came out, he doesn’t care.

History teacher Logan is a walking fun facts book. He’s exhausted, goes on smoke breaks on every gap of time he has, dislikes his job and will randomly get passionate about one specific topic, and will then dedicate his next 4 classes to that topic. Having been through a lot of modern history with personal experiences, he’s able to bring a lot of souvenirs to show his classes. Bullets, helmets, clothes he once wore hundreds of years ago, his personal memories of basic inventions like the vaccine.

PE (physical education) teacher Rogue is full of fun sports games, you can join any kind of sports team you can imagine and if you ask nicely enough, she’ll put Just Dance on a projector in the sports hall so you can just play that instead of actually play an actual sport. As long as you leave her class exhausted and without time to have a shower before your next class then she’s succeeded in making whoever your next teacher is absolutely miserable (bonus points if it’s Logan with his enhanced sense of smell).

Art teacher jubilee does believe that there is a right way to critique art. And she can be a little in your face about it. She does think you can have wrong opinions especially when it comes to your own art. If she overhears you saying you didn’t something wrong, she’ll scream into a megaphone “adapt, improvise, overcome!”. There are no mistakes! She’s eccentric, bubbly, creative and brilliant, the only one suited for the job.

It wouldn’t be a school without budget cuts. That’s why Nightcrawler is both the languages and religions teacher and he’s beloved at both. He comes up with roleplay scenarios the students can play to help learn their chosen languages, he has varied religious texts in his room and when he says to the students “I’ll pray for toy during exam season” he’s not actually joking.

(I forgot about Hank I’m actually going to cry he’s one of my favourites and I forgot about him. He’ll be in pt two or smth.)

[starnana7]

every time I remember that the hit show supernatural made God, the literal God from the Bible, canonically bisexual but couldn’t do the same with a random guy who hunts monsters it actually makes me feel physically ill.. like blasphemy is okay but we draw the line at making the main character a little bit queer because it would “upset the heterosexuals men”? okay ig… and it’s so funny to me that they tried SO bad to make dean like really really straight and macho and a manly womanizer (I mean dude has literal porn brain and is obsessed with cars and is a film nerd) And still is the number 1 bissexual boy.. I mean no one that into cowboys is 100% straight 🙄 and if they actually wanted him to be that much of a cishet guy WHY would they make him have a codependent homosexual friendship with his best friend for more than a decade ?? and we have so much subtext to corroborates it that it’s actually insane.

and it’s also rlly funny to me that sam would be the most obvious choice for a queer storyline. like i’m not sure this is true but i heard somewhere that he actually was supposed to like be lgbt and that it’s implied in the show he’s pan bc he basically have sex w/ everyone and doesn’t care (like monsters and stuff). i wholeheartedly disagree bc sure he hited a demon and a werewolf and a kitsune and God knows what more But it still were just women and for me he’s still just straight 💀 we do have gabriel however and i would say that’s a valid argument but i don’t actually like them together because of the whole torturing-sam-every-tuesday-over-and-over-again but it’s still a good take ig. again this is just my opinion But anyways doesn’t matter my point Is that sam always felt like a freak and wanted to be normal and like was more open minded and “less-macho-toxic-behavior” than dean. he was a theater kid and talked about his feelings and all. STILL THO dean went and become The bissexual icon (Not Sam, Dean!!). and the fact that he was more manly actually only emphasized to his sexuality (and him being closeted) and sam being the straight one, and bare with me here. as sam winchester once wisely said “well you are kind of butch they probably think you're compinsating.” (to dean asking why people always assumed they were gay) and like this is so true, sam always felt comfortable in himself and like his nerdier and less cool strong man personality. But dean, oh, dean, no, no, no. and it could all be linked to john. we know how much dean wanted to gain his father approval and respect, all he ever wanted was for john to be proud of him. so he’d listen to the same music as john, same clothes… and so on. but when we really see a glance of him, we realize he’s actually much more “““girly””” (sorry for the term i lacked a better one) than he shows, Especially when compared to sam—who’s supposed to be the more girly one (again sorry for the term lol) or whatever. dean canonically likes taylor swift, chick flick films, actually liked when a woman made him wear underwear, the bailarinas shoe were “speaking to him” in that one ep of cursed objects, and so on. and every time he makes fun of sam for doing something not-manly-enough (like drinking lemon water or drinking from tiny coups) he eventually goes and do the same thing 😭 and i’m 100% sure that the writers just thought “haha funny scene this really straight deadly man does something not so convencional/more feminine(?) haha comedy relief time!!” but it actually just made him have a whole perfect queer background developed in the series. specially with the fact that He Does Overcompensate. why is he always flirting with women, why is he so butch and scary, always talking about straight sex and so on? because he’s really just deep in the closet. and it makes so much sense with john being his father, with him having to hunt two lesbians nuns in his 17 bday, always having to be strong and macho and cool and perfect—and therefore straight. even without cas, dean really does immaculate the bissexual experience and i’m so sorry but this is just true.

and now pointing to the subtext that i mentioned in the first paragraph (lol i can’t believe i’m making a whole rant as to why dean winchester is a confirmed bisexual), that whole confession to that priest where he says he wants experience new feelings, new people, FOR THE FIRST TIME. that always that the show mentioned a gay couple it ALWAYS focused on dean—not sam, DEAN. the gay hunters, the gay couple on the bar that the cupid “made”, the two cosplayers partners… the fact that every time that dean liked something it was borderline fangirl (gay) obsessive (the dr. sexy episode, that wrestler fighter). he Had a gay thing—and was all flustered about it. he flirted with a guy throughout charlie. THE MALE SIREN. the male siren like after that ep i was 100% convinced that man was not straight. he had a hot demon sumer with crowley?!!! and it’s so funny to me that not one of these things involves castiel, so if they really wanted to make dean be that straight why would they do that?? and only to dean, not even once to sam. Like. and not to mention all the homoeretic tension with benny??? sam never had a male best friend like that.. all of that and i didn’t even entered on destiel. Because this then really just confirms that he is Not straight. even if he wasn’t In Love with cas, they had something going on and the fact that if cas was a girl it would 100% be canon and filmed and Everyone would ship—and I really mean everyone—it just makes me go fucking insane. they could’ve had it all. the fanfic episodes, the parallels between dean and cas and “real couples”, ruby and cas duality and the fact that sam indeed had a relationship w/ her. Anyway i’m a # bi dean truth believer and i know this bc same boy # happy pride month to my fav bissexual boy in the whole world

also to anyone that says that “destiel” was unrequited love yes it kinda of was but only bc dean was so deep in the closet, he did love cas. he was indeed a bissexual man. i’ll die on that hill.

[autumnteawithfriends]

To be honest, this is more of me being a musical theatre nerd and kid throughout most of my life. But something I want to say is that Hazbin Hotel was half of the musical Vivziepop and her stans want you to believe, then the show to me wasted the perfect opportunity for a opening number. The worst part to me is that Vivziepop also had the perfect (or atleast really great) reference to do it.

Like, imagine after Charlie tells the story of Adam and Lilith, how Lucifer fell (basically the whole beginning storybook narration.) We cut to a shot where the exorcists are flying away from Hell after another extermination and it pans down to the Pride Ring, which is very much destroyed with some buildings even in flames. Then a different opening number song could start playing as we’re introduced to the Pride Ring and its inhabitants.

If this opening sounds somewhat familiar, then you’ll likely know what the reference I’m talking about is. It’s The Nightmare Before Christmas’s This is Halloween

To people who haven’t seen the film, I’ll give a short rundown on its opening number. Before TNBC opening number begins, we are shown a scene of the different holiday doors before the shot pans into the Halloween door. Cue the opening number, and we are introduced to the background Halloween Town residents and some important characters (Sally, Oogie Boogie, etc)

If Hazbin Hotel took a similar approach to its opening number, it would honestly help most of the problems. We would be introduced to Hell (or at least the Pride Ring) smoothly, side characters who would have major roles later would already be shown to us, we would get a better look at exterminations, essentially most of the character problems would’ve been fixed (or at least toned down)

Also, while I don’t really care about any of the songs, they aren’t exactly the type of musical songs I like/aren’t memorable to me personally. I personally hate how they come out of nowhere. In the first episode, there is literally no transition to Charlie’s song in the slightest. No instrumental build up, nothing. Because no, characters in musicals don’t start singing out of nowhere.

[chaoticace2005]

Back with more shit

So, I've seen the "Husk fighting with throwing cards" post lately and I keep thinking about how I always assumed he just had Gambit (Marvel universe)'s powers. Gambit's powers are a bit... Unclear at times, but the general gist should be that he "mentally create, control, and manipulate pure kinetic energy to his desire." Which is usually used as him throwing something and that something fucking explodes.

He shows up in the X-Men films, gambling, and uses regular playing cards to explode basically Wolverine.

What I'm getting at is that I want Husk's weapons to be regular objects, and he chose playing cards and dice because he's gotta commit to the bit at this point and it's too late to go back. But in reality, any projectile would do. He could throw, with his hands, a bullet and it would explode someone's face.

-🐇

Honestly yes!!! This tracks so much! I don’t know too much about Gambit so I’m gonna @ @xxqueenofdragonsxx because they’re a nerd for this stuff.

But yeah from what I’ve seen and the way you described it this totally works! Him being able to put his power into any object but choosing to use them for the *aesthetic*. Also with the fact that we DO see him in the flashback seemingly using the same/similar pack of cards it holds up.

I know some decks of cards that have some kind of metallic fold, so maybe when he had to fight angels they got a thin layer of that in angelic steel, that way it can actually do the angels in.

Imagine playing with them normally and getting a paper cut, rip 😭

[rocksibblingsau]

[question/positive nerd rant +hc]

first off, I’m absolutely obsessed with your I’m Gonna Make This Place Your Home fanfic!! I love the details you put for the lore/plot and how they have a purpose, and the easter eggs/hc’s from the shows/films😭 I also love reading your notes at the end of the chapters, and every time I get a notification of an update I get so excited!!🖤🖤

one thing I’m very excited +curious to find out is what you have planned for barb’s world tour!! I’m personally hoping/headcannoning branch helps her, I just think it would be interesting to see, and he just shreds his guitar like an absolute legend and he and his sister just bond and have fun [maybe even ignoring his feeling of “this is wrong” as he does it but he loves his big sister too much to say anything]

omg okay back to what I was going to ask, would branch ever hear val’s dad sing? like if he was doing a concert and he went with the gang (+barb and billy too?) cause, y’know, support and he’s still learning about rock music still, and if drag sang “thunderstruck” by AC/DC, would branch like it? i like to think branch would particularly favour/like the guitar chords/riffs and it would effect him (also the energy of the crowd adding to the experience if this was a point he grew used to rock troll crowds)

reason I ask is– maybe it’s a lil silly, but is because as I was listening to this song,, idk,, I just started getting excited thinking of barb, branch, and the rock trolls during the world tour on the angler bus heading close to a tribe location (classical?), and branch doing the honour of getting every amped and getting hyped by playing the guitars chords of “Thunderstruck” while Barb gives a mini speech and then sings the song before they hit the location to get the string

[sorry for weird ask and honestly basically just geeking out ahh]

Thank you so much!

I've mentioned it here but the World Tour arc is going to be completely new and different thanks to Branch's presence. I hope you like what I have planned for it!

I could see Branch liking Thunderstruck! It fits Barb's vibe so he'd like it on that account.

[goodboyinagirlway]

I’m new to this tumblr thing but I guess this is going to be my pinned post.

✷ I’m Em a 5'4 22 year old she/they film major + total dork from the South. ✷

I've been described as Chandler Bing or Seth Cohen with major 2000’s older brother vibes. I am a total nerd… I love knights, video games, playing the drums, beer, pickles, art history, women, and good music. Also probably a lot more but those are the essentials. Looking for the Buttercup to my Wesley. Or Stacy’s Mom.

This is my freaky blog! I’m a bottom leaning switch I guess/could be a service top. I just want to be a pretty girl’s devotee and answer to her beck and call/do everything I can to make her happy. Basically I’m looking for femme girls with the same umm… kinks and constant impurity. Mainly looking for a place to log my sapphic nsfw thoughts. Also may post some of that emo y2k stoner boy aesthetic here too!

Anyway, enjoy my horny rambles. Only if you are OF AGE. 18+.

[s-4pphics]

scumbag!abby hcs I’m begging 🙏🏾

omg ur so right why didn’t i do this ealier LOL. thank u nonnieee ily

wc;cw: like 500 idk tbh, mentions of sex so MDNI, scumbag!abby, she sucks but she’s so so fine <3

she's so smart like omg

chemistry major!!! 

such a star student

top of the class, all her professors love her (except her biochem one, she hopes he dies <3)

she’s so perfect in everyone’s eyes!! 

but she keeps people at a distance for a reason

she makes them think she’s this bright bubbly awkward nerd

but deep down

waaaaay deep in her core

she's the raunchiest filthiest femcel anyone has ever met

everyone she forms a relationship with is for her benefit

professors, students, ppl she wants 2 fuck

she's so selfish n everyone in her life exists in her little bubble! nothing else outside of that matters 

uses all her manipulative tactics to get what she wants!!! 

she loves to flirt

loves to make ppl feel special 

makes them fall in love w her when she’s bored and needs entertainment

only to fuck the shit outta them and never call them back!!! her slay

when ppl she plowed send her desperate messages asking why she hasn’t called she laughs at them in secret 

not like a quiet chuckle

like a joker laugh 

she's fucking crazy 

before texting them sorry baby. been busy, u still tryna fuck? :p

unhealthy obsession with virgins and taking away their impurity especially when they’re unassuming of her and her intentions

also loves milfs they get so wet 4 her <3

but loves them innocent

regardless of their sexual history they always say yes to her proposals like they beeeeg for her dick 

speaking of her dick ohhhmmyyygoooddd

the best lay on campus

she's so grimy when she fucks

whoever she’s fucking have no choice but to take what she gives them!!! doesn’t care if they don’t like it 

every choke, every slap, every drop of spit and cum!!!!

she’s here to get off and that’s it

love when they scream about how big she is

how she’s stretching them open, how much it hurts and how they can’t take it

it strokes her ego so good 

loves when they fight back. it makes her cum especially hard

has a habit of filming them when she hits it from the back

how can she not!! they’re so oblivious!!! they’ll never know!! 

her snap memories r filled with unknowing asses jiggling on her fat cock!! >:)

she justifies it by saying that only she’s gonna see them! 

except when she sends them to her close friends so they can nut to them duh sharing is caring!!!

loves talking ab her sexcapades w her friends

it’s basically tradition for them to listen to her retell the story of how she fucked 3 girls @ once everytime they link!!! she’s aiming 4 a fatass orgy next!!

but yeah she’s a nympho! loves 2 fuck

her phones always on DND she don’t want her hoes blowing her line when she’s lifting🙄

speaking of lifting

a gym fiend

like she’s psycho

can bench press 230 like somebody stop her

also helps the new gym gworls out with their… form😜

guides their hips

adjusts their legs

offers them massages afterwards for working so hard

presses up against their ass and saying she’s just monitoring their squats!!

she’s really thinking ab stretching their hole out like the dirty anal slut she is!!

and she be staring at cake all day like she needa stop playing LMAOOOOO

might even rail them in the shower who knows 

don't let her pretty face and GPA fool you

she’ll ruin your fucking life!!! and she enjoys doing it 

[copperbadge]

The Pompeii exhibit at the MSI, as with many temporary exhibits there, is split across two galleries. I like how they handled that this time; the first half presents artworks and artifacts recovered from Pompeii, and uses them to teach about ancient Roman life. I studied classical fresco and mosaic arts in grad school, so I got to see some stuff in person that I’d only ever seen before in books. The mosaic of the anchor, for example, has never left Italy before. 

The winged-phallus windchime I’d seen before but also not in person, and I was very amused by the fact that it was off in a niche with a warning sign about artifacts of an adult nature. Which was mostly a lot of dicks, and a couple of (I thought) tasteful frescoes of people having sex or looking like they’d like to. I also wrote a paper on the penis as a magical amulet in classical history in grad school, so I was delighted by all the penis amulets I got to see. A hundred years ago you had to Know A Guy At The British Museum to get a look at stuff like this. 

The last image comes from the more serious second half of the exhibit, which I have another post queued about, but I thought one of the cooler elements they introduced was the screen showing a gladiatorial fight, with the two smaller screens showing images of the fighters. I love that they basically gave this gladiator a D&D character stat set. 

There were some aspects of the exhibit I didn’t love -- some scientific/historic exhibits in the past ten years have made heavy use of video, which I don’t hate intrinsically, but a lot of the time there will be several video exhibits in one room. It’s extremely unpleasant to try and watch one -- or even look at non-video exhibits -- when three separate video narrations are audible at once. I had planned to leave my headphones off, because I’ve realized that I’m rarely in public without my headphones in and that might be contributing to a certain level of alienation, but I had to get them out of my pocket and put them back in because at least I could pump the volume on my playlist and only hear Robbie Williams instead of three separate people pontificating about ancient history. 

But overall as a Roman history and an art history nerd I very much enjoyed the exhibit, and I might go again before it closes. 

[ID: Four photos; the first shows the entry atrium to the exhibit, a pair of old-fashioned wooden doors above which is a video screen with the title “One Day In Pompeii” waiting to show us an introductory film. Middle left, a mosaic showing an anchor, two swimming men, and two dolphins or whales, is mounted on a wall; middle right is a windchime made of a bronze winged penis-creature with a penis-shaped tail, each of its limbs clutching a chain that holds a small bell. Bottom, a large video screen with two glass panels in front of it; the screen shows a shield and sword in a gladiatorial arena, while the panels show the warrior on the right and his “stats” and name, Murmillo, on the left.]

[mintytheautismhorse]

Hiiii! This is basically my big waffly intro post! I’m a dogboy called maddie/mikeal/minty and I use all of these names interchangeably! My pronouns are he/him and they/them (my pronouns page is here https://en.pronouns.page/@lasanga69)! I have a lot of different interests that I post about on this blog and I love talking to people! Feel free to AMA :3

My interests:

-My Little Pony- I love ponies. My favourite is G3 however I love all gens of ponies and EQG! My fav ponies are Minty, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Sundance and a lot more! I collect all gens of pony toys

-Care Bears- I also love Care Bears! I collect all gens and love all the media but UTM! I kin Bedtime Bear and Lotsa Heart!

-Pokemon- I am the biggest Pokemon nerd! I’ve played every game several times and love the anime! My fav gen is gen 2 and my favourite pokemon is slowpoke!

-Danganronpa- I love my stupid murder game franchise <3, my favourite is SDR2 and I love a lot of the characters, but Chiaki is my favourite!

-Gaming- I love gaming, Nintendo specifically but I am fascinated with all facets of gaming history! My fav consoles are the og ds/3ds and I collect massively for these systems. My fav franchises are, Ace Attorney, Animal Crossing, Nintendogs, Tomodachi Life/Miitopia, Mario, Zelda and Red Dead Redemption! Also my shitty Otome games specifically obey me and diabolik lovers have my heart so note I will be luciferposting

-Evangelion- I love Evangelion so much, my favourite character is Asuka and I am enamoured with the whole franchise

-Anime/Animation- I am also fascinated with animation in general! I have watched a wide variety of shows and movies and collect DVDs, I specifically love Cartoon Network however feel free to ask me about anything as I’ve seen a lot! I also love anime, my favs being: Sailor Moon, Tokyo Mew Mew, Elfen Lied, Death Note, Watamote and Serial Experiments Lain! I also love studio ghibli

-Puppetry- I love puppetry, the Jim Henson company supplies most of my favourites, these being: Fraggle Rock, Labyrinth, Bear In The Big Blue House, Sooty and Sweep and Barney the Dinosaur (ik the last 2 are not by Jim Henson and yes I’m being /gen /srs)

-British comedy- I love British comedy shows <3, my fav films of this genre are the cornetto trilogy, Bill and Ted and Monty Python (+ tv shows)! My fav tv shows are This Country, The Inbetweeners, and Friday Night Dinner!

-Build a Bears- I collect and love both generic build a bears and the branded ones from my favourite franchises! I currently have 43!

-Music! I have a lot of different favourite artists from a lot of genres, my favourites include Alex G, Radiohead, Lana Del Rey, My Chemical Romance and so much more. Here’s my last.fm for anyone curious https://www.last.fm/user/FluffySlowpoke

My tag for general talking is #minty waffling on but tbh I don’t post many long waffly rants on here so😭

My tag for my plushies (Nagito, Kokichi, Rei and Asuka) is #mintys super highschool level emotional support plushies

DNI list

-obvs truscums/transmedicalists and terfs, ew

-any homophobes/transphobes/anyone discriminatory and gross

-anyone who’s an asshole!

Other things to note

-I do occasionally rb nsfw/suggestive things, if your uncomfortable w this pls dni. It’s not the main theme of this acct but I just wanted to note it here

[secretgarden]

any recommendations for books or movies?

not asking for favourites, as that's a reeeeally hard one

omgggg i’m not much of a reader honestly but i am a huge film nerd LOL i tend to gravitate to movies about sex and/or violence i fear so keep that in mind with all of these recommendations

some movies that have been on my mind lately are exotica (1994, dir. atom egoyan), o fantasma (2000, dir. joão pedro rodrigues), sauvage (2018, dir. camille vidal-naquet), belle de jour (1967, dir. luis buñuel), the in crowd (2000, dir. mary lambert), frisk (1995, dir. todd verow), variety (1983, dir. bette gordon), and andrea arnold’s entire filmography (but especially fish tank, american honey, and red road)

i know who killed me (2007, dir. chris sivertson) is a misunderstood 2000s horror masterpiece - it’s basically american giallo (lindsay lohan is also the star of it btw)

open cam (2005, dir. robert gatson) is more of a niche pick but i think it’s really underrated and actually quite good - it’s a low-budget horror/thriller about gay cam boys

[apathyandmischief]

Omg y’all, I have to share these comments from one of my professors T^T

Context: I’m taking public speaking this semester to satisfy one of my gen ed requirements, but it’s an online class so we have to just film stuff (which I hate and should’ve thought about before signing up lmao. I’m fine with public speaking, less fine with having to see myself). But we had a presentation where we had to talk about a show or movie or book we like, and I picked Star Trek and wanted to talk about its cultural influence. The parameters were to talk for 3-4 minutes with a 30 second grace on either side (so 2.5 minutes to 4.5 minutes technically), and points deducted for every 30 seconds over or under the grace.

Well I cannot help myself. It’s Star Trek. So after a ton of takes, my final was still a little under 5 minutes, and I didn’t even hit on all my points from my outline. Also on the last take, one of my cats decided to hop up behind me and try to eat my hair, but I was so done that I just let it happen and said fuck it and turned it in that way because I was on a roll and didn’t want to film ANOTHER take.

So far this professor has only really given “great job!” and “nice presentation!” as feedback on my grades so far, but for this presentation she gave me this:

I lost points for being over but she gave me extra credit back basically for just being a big damn nerd. Sadly I’m not a Communication & Journalism major, but this just made me feel good T^T

[swanpyart]

Honestly, it never struck me until now exactly how disproportionately Max’s revenge was given to the Nerds, some of which wasn’t exactly his own fault, and how it shows that he really is the one to decide who counts as a Nerd and who doesn’t. I don’t think Max as a character did it this way intentionally, but there is some thematic consistency in terms of the “consequences” the gang gets as part of his vendetta. I’m also not talking about MENTAL consequences, cus all these kids are gonna be messed up lol. I’m only talking about physical consequences.

The one who Max gives his big theatrical Villain song to? The one who gets the longest and most brutal death? It’s Richie, arguably the one of the main five who was the least involved with Max’s death. He certainly played his part, but his role was the most detached; he was just supposed to film Max, and he wasn’t even one of the ones scaring him. And he gets the big dramatic initial confrontation and the longest, cruelest death (multiple lacerations, removing his nipples, and only dying by swirly).

Then we get Ruth as the second death. Ruth was less involved, but arguably more “guilty” then Richie was; she was the skele’on which Max was terrified of AND she removed Max’s nipples post death, basically defiling his body in an unnecessary way. Hers was a pretty gruesome death, but hers was MUCH quicker than Richie’s was, only lasting a few minutes at most.

Steph and Peter are both arguably much more guilty in terms of the plan; Peter was not only a chief scarer but dressed specifically as a ghost, which Max is genuinely terrified of the most, while Steph was the one to outright betray Max’s trust and lead him to the house to begin with; theoretically, if she hadn’t joined in, the plan would have fell through.

However, out of the two, who gets an actual physical consequence for their part? Peter, who gets a broken arm. Steph remains physically unscathed. While Max intended to mess them up, ultimately, he decides that hooking up with Grace took precedent over killing them, thus making it clear that his revenge is something he can pull himself away from.

And finally, we get Grace, who is not only the one who orchestrated the entire plan, decided to bury his body in the house and leave him to rot, but who has the WEAKEST reason to hate him. She is arguably the only person in the entire school who doesn’t actually fear Max (whether this is because Max is slightly nicer around her and lets her get away with it, or that Grace has just always been bonkers and has no fear naturally is unclear), and doesn’t even want to kill him for his unwarranted sexual comments, but purely blaming him for her own sexual attraction to him, something that , for once, is genuinely not his fault.

And what does she get? No revenge at all, but also a few benefits; she gets the Black Book, hooks up with a guy she was genuinely sexually attracted to, AND defeats Max in one fell swoop. Grace, at least physically, comes out of the whole mess surprisingly in tact, despite being the literal textbook definition of a Nerdy Prude… but Max made an exception for her because he’s the one who decides whose cool and who isn’t.

[palfriendpatine66]

My dream is that you one day will write boiling rwrb au

Also I need to know all of your thoughts about the film

RED WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE MY BELOVED!!!!

In summary: I absolutely love it and have so many thoughts. But also I don’t see myself writing an obikin au for it. (Not to worry, I speak autocorrect 😉) Read more below the break

I adore rwrb. It’s my new comfort movie. I’ve watched it three times and I read the book after my first viewing.

The first time I watched in I could NOT believe how gay it was. Honestly I am still twirling my hair and kicking my feet that we get to have a rom com that is just SO!gay. I want more! And I’m really hoping that it’s popularity means we’ll get it

*side note for any of my younger followers: this makes me feel so old. But as a teen in the 2000s there wasn’t a lot of queer media readily available and what was definitely wasn’t showing or marketed toward teens. What I was aware of was adult dramas surrounding HIV/AIDS. Glee and Modern Family didn’t come out until I graduated. Stories like this would have been a game changer

Anyways: back to rwrb. I LOVE that it gets to unabashedly be everything that it is. Is it corny as hell? Yes! Is it tropey and over the top? Yes! Does it read like a fanfic? Yes! Is it fantastic that it gets to be all of these things that every!single! hetero romance/romcom gets to be while basically leading a pride parade through everyone’s Amazon Prime account? YES!!!

A short list of my favorite things about rwrb in no particular order:

All the star wars references in the book. They are nerds and they are my kind of people

Get Low is also my drunk jam. Yes I am the target audience. Yes I am ok with this

There’s a female president and vice president (girl power!)

The sex scene might just be the sweetest, most intimate thing I have witnessed with my own two eyes? It was so tender and so real

There was zero attempt made to pretend that they weren’t just copying the royal family and the fact that the movie leaned into it so hard is absolutely hilarious to me.

They’re also a biracial couple and they don’t shy away from Alex’s experiences as the son of an immigrant to the US (the book does more here)

The key stays on during sex, just hanging there bonking him in the face. 10/10. Hilarious. Kills me.

They do not shy away from gay sex happening and the boys are horny for each other. Like, we don’t just see them kiss once. Again, I’m old, but YES!!!!

I’m cutting myself off here but I could very much go on.

As for the possibility of an obikin au: I’m not going to lie, I thought about it. But I don’t think I see that happening from me.

The first reason is mostly how I write obikin. I don’t write same age aus because I can’t personally separate out their age gap and power dynamic from the other aspects of their canon relationship. I just don’t know how to make them work as peers. (Note: nothing against same age aus, I’ve read many that I’ve adored. I just can’t wrap my head around it to make it happen myself).

Secondly, I kind of don’t want to touch it? I realize I’m basically the queen of looking at a movie and thinking YES, but make it obikin! But I just went on a rant about how this movie/story feels special in that 1) it’s already queer and 2) is allowed to unapologetically be itself. And I don’t know that I want to change that

(Would I read a RWRB obikin au? Absolutely)

[toomanycartoonswithnotenoughlove]

I watched that Playthrough of MyHouse.WAD, and had too many thoughts about Shrek. Yes, that’s the post

So, I’ll link the playthrough here, so those who haven’t yet and want to can experience this for themselves, but I had specific thoughts relating to Shrek that I thought it might be better to post here for posterity’s sake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wAo54DHDY0

OK, to nerd out about the freaking Shrek boss for a second, the fact that Shrek is included possibly as a reference to the meme still says so much 20 years after Shrek came out. No, I'm not kidding. Shrek, when released, was a subversive leap forward in a genre prepared for it by the past innovations laid out by former innovators. Though some of the plot is more real than most other animated family films were willing to go, at that time, it still adhered to the basic structure set forward by it's predecessor, with each subsequent sequel and spinoff (3 isn't canon, and I'll die on that hill) building and growing from this basic structure, while still being recognizably Shrek. Also, further adaptations are far more overtly queer (Shrek the Musical) than the original work was in a safe space to be at time of release. Ringing any bells? Also, the fact that, in the mod, it's included, possibly, for the meme points, adds the layer (ogre jokes ahoy) of being a simple idea many know about that one can use to communicate easily and quickly, with much more thought, research, blood, sweat, tears, and further points of exploration put in behind it. 

[bisamwilson]

If you feel up to explaining, could I please ask why you ship Tech and Phee?

The flirting and interactions between them seemed so out-of-character for Tech, and like Disney is trying to force a romance just because there always needs to be a romance in a Disney show/film. It also feels as if Disney chose Tech to be the one to have a potential romance because :

1.) The 'awkwardness' of flirting is amusing or considered 'cute' to viewers as if it's 'funny/cute' to watch someone who doesn't understand social cues or needs time to adjust to interactions be thrown for a loop or react in a different way than what is socially expected thus Disney can have more chances to add this 'lightheartedness/humour' when it's really not,

2.) They are trying to follow the same line that they do in most of their films with the one person the team who is considered the 'nerd/geek' to 'get the girl' instead of actually giving any character(s) who would be a better match for the 'girl' thus continuing their line of overused tropes that more so appeal to the masses of heterosexual neurotypical viewers.

I don't mean this as hate or anything, I'm just trying to figure out how those who ship it, see it. I seek to understand, not judge or cause discourse. And have added my opinion one the matter to simply give my viewpoint. I'm not attempting to change or alter your views, just to hear another's perspective on it, if you're willing to give it.

Thank you for reading this and I'm sorry if it bothers you. If it does, feel free to ignore this entirely.

this does actually really bother me, and i wasn’t gonna answer, but i went to sleep annoyed about it last night and woke up annoyed about it still

mostly this bothers me bc it was entirely unsolicited. like if this had been phrased maybe as a “what’s the thing that you like most about tech and phee together?” or “what made you start to ship tech and phee” i’d probably be less annoyed, but, even though you claim to not be trying to change anyone’s mind here and to only understand, this ask is basically you coming to my inbox and saying “this makes no sense. here’s why it doesn't make sense (and why i actually think it’s at least lightly problematic in my point #1, but i’m gonna continue writing as if that doesn't count as causing discourse) and now i want you to defend your position of shipping two entirely fictional characters who have a legitimately canon romance subplot going”

do you see why that would bother me?

like if you don’t like tech and phee together, and don’t like that i like tech and phee together, that’s fine. block the tag (i think i’ve settled on using techphee as their tag for now) or just unfollow me, but like. don’t come into what is basically my house and very passive aggressively ask that i explain and defend the decor i’ve chosen to decorate it with

i don’t really agree with your points either. i don’t necessarily think there’s anything wrong with adding romance to shows, because people generally like seeing it and it’s a thing a lot of people experience. i thought it was kind of nice here, actually, because i wasn’t expecting it. as far as i remember, the only clone we’ve really seen with a partner is Cut, who was pretty explicitly shown to have a lot of different values than the other clones due to the fact that he deserted from the GAR, and his arc was a lot about the morality of the clones not being given a choice as to who they are, if they can love, if they can do something and live a life outside of the war they were bred for. the war is over now, it makes sense that the clones might start to find partners or people to maybe want to half settle down with, and it’s a good way to reestablish that the clones that have defected from the empire—while in danger bc of their status as traitors—have a greater sense of their own agency and different priorities than they did before the clone wars ended. they have the freedom to maybe try and live a life now, and for a lot of people, there’s a good chance that might constitute having a partner. romance for a clone is a rather revolutionary idea in universe. it’s not something they would have been allowed before

as for tech specifically, i don’t necessarily think it’s out of character for him to start develop some amount of feelings for someone who has been interested in him from the start, who has a decently wide wealth of knowledge given all the artifacts she knows so much about (and what cultures they come from!), and who has a great backstory of being a caring pirate who goes on these adventures at least in part to give items of little monetary value back to the people they have great sentimental value for after they’ve had to become refugees. she also obviously cares about the bad batch, given she brought them all to her hidden slice of paradise despite the fact she knows they’re all very much wanted people who could very easily bring real trouble given the empire is after them, and she obviously likes listening to tech talk and likes his personality when even his brothers have made fun of the way he tends to ramble (like in the bad batch/ rescuing echo arc of the clone wars). and tech doesn’t seem to mind the attention, given the small smiles he sends her way literally the entire pabu episode, even waiting back a bit to talk to her when she went to drop the artifact off when the rest of the batch had moved forward. at the very least, he seems intrigued by her (as he should be!!!! she’s cool and interesting as hell!!!!)

their interactions are rather soft and sweet, i think. phee’s flirting, sure, and she’s been pretty obvious about it from the get go, but she’s not bulldozing past any boundaries here. their interactions in this episode, especially, made it seem like they’re just in some beginning stages, but they genuinely seem to be pretty comfortable in each other’s company, given the two of them stuck together while making rounds, or their interactions at shep’s dinner table. it’s soft, it’s sweet, it’s slow, but tech’s small smiles whenever she flirts with him are showing that he does understand these particular social cues when she flirts with him, and he’s reciprocating to a degree. perhaps their first interactions aside, i don’t think tech really was ever unaware that she was flirting, it was more just surprise she was flirting with him

which brings me to your #2 point. if there was gonna be a romance subplot (which, again, i wasn’t expecting, just due to the nature of the stories of the clones), i 100% didn’t think it was going to be with tech. there are a decent amount of tech girlies, sure, and some fans find him attractive, but i absolutely would have expected that subplot to go to hunter for lots of reasons, including that he’s the most conventionally attractive and classically handsome of the bad batch with the long hair and the tall dark and handsome thing going, he’s generally the leader of the batch and the leader is usually the one that gets the girl, and he’s the most generally accepted “dad” figure to omega (while the others are more much older brother/uncle types) which means a romance subplot would have also given omega another parental figure which is a very common trope (single dad meets perfect step mom kind of thing). i’ve seen others express this same opinion since the episode aired (surprise at tech getting to have the romance rather than hunter). i also don’t know who you think of the batch is the “better match” for phee, bc i don’t think any of them would match better than tech. both of them are very passionate people with an obvious thirst for knowledge. wrecker’s great, but i don’t see a match there at all, and i don’t think hunter’s personality lends itself to a romance with phee specifically, because they don't really seem to have any common interests there and phee doesn't seem interested in being a parental figure to omega but more of a cool aunt type, even if i think his personality would lend itself to a romance if that was something he personally wanted.

tldr: i like the romance subplot here specifically bc it is more than just a typical thrown in thing like it would be for every other show because this show is about clones in a post clone war galaxy, i think tech and phee are actually fairly well matched, and i don’t really appreciate someone coming into my ask box to tell me that the (canon!!!) ship i found cute is bad and out of character, actually, under the guise of wanting to understand my viewpoint