#barty isn't going back to him tho

[v7lgar]

barty bleached his hair tips and got a tongue piercing right after evan breaks up w him

[leviismybby]

Things Levi only let's you do while you're dating

He never let's anyone know who cuts his hair because you do it for him. Levi only lever let's you touch his hair.

Would let you pick out his outfits when he is off duty, you complement him on one suit and it immediately becomes his favorite.

Levi hates others touching him and while there's no PDA in your relationship, subtle touch? He allows it. Doesn't mind you touching him anywhere, sometimes you put your hand on his thigh or put it on his shoulder, he doesn't mind them.

He has a tolerance when it comes to you and your attitude. If you act bratty, he will mostly dismiss it without scolding you for it. This does rise an eyebrow or two but it's mostly dismissed since others know that you're Levi's favourite. He doesn't dismiss your bartiness when you're in your bedroom tho ;)

Teasing, you two flirt with playful banter that no one really notices. Sometimes you can say something that makes him scoff and roll his eyes slightly but he lets it pass.

Let's you sleep in, most of the time you're tired because of him anyway so when you don't show up to training he knows why, he doesn't go easy on you during sex afterall....

Speaking of sex, he isn't against you giving him love bites and marking him.

Doesn't mention when you do his tea wrong, he sucks it up and drinks it. If someone else was to mess up his tea he would've told them immediately.

If you happen to make a comment about his height, which you don't do often only when you really want to annoy him, he let's it get into one ear and out another but he does throw something back at you, afterall that's how you like it.

Let's you wear his clothes, he enjoys seeing them on you and knows that you won't dirty them.

He trusts you with his horse, if he happens not to be around, his horse always follows you.

Tells you about his mother and his childhood, again he trust you completely and knows that you won't tell things he tells you to anyone.

[lupiinist]

i've been on a bit of a dc brainrot for a while, but i also have the non-binary urge to make everything about the marauders, so here i'll be leaving my marauders x dc headcanons

regulus is batman. no, i won't hear anything about it. he didn't lose his parents tho, he lost his brother (sirius' alive, he just doesn't know it yet, lazarus pit, yada yada yada), he grew up with his buttler (not sure if it would be kreacher?) and ends up becoming the dark knight (rich, moved by vengeance, out for blood, but no killing)

james is superman, and i doubt anyone can argue with this one. (look at that man's big brown doe eyes and tell he wouldn't be the biggest superman fan). he was raised by effie and monty, but is the same old kryptonian we know. he rescues kittens on threes, shoots lasers from his eyes and is a big old softie

lily is lois lane. this woman has pulitzers and can change an entire country's point of view about something with 1 (one) column on the planet. she could be the president. she's beautiful. she's smart.

(also, this could be both a clois or superbat situation, doesn't really matter)

remus is jimmy olsen! tired alien bestie, likes to take pictures, wonders how no one else caught on that james is superman because that man can't lie to save his life??? he doesn't even look that different without his glasses??????

back to gotham, narcissa would be batwoman (reg's cousin, full of rage, wearing a bat mask to punch people on the streets? besides, BUFF NARCISSA? yes, please), dating her lovely future wife detective fortescue (alice is montoya, yes), i think she would still be married as narcissa for a while (she Will dump lucius' ass) and go out with alice as batwoman

on the other hand, bellatrix is absolutely harley, i don't think there's even another option? and yes, tom riddle is the joker (ironic for someone called riddle, i know), but who cares about him, honestly?

anyway, rita skeeter is poison ivy!

barty is catwoman, this man steals from the rich people, pisses off his father (crouch sr. would be gordon in this), and gets to flirt with big scary batman (he finds regulus so hot it's a bit pathetic)

pandora is babs, batgirl and future oracle, and i don't know if evan would be the first robin? the timeline in my head couldn't find a kid to be the first robin besides like, nymphadora, but i think circus evan and pandora who lost their parents, and one joined batman while the other became a cop is sort of nice?

on the robin situation, draco is jason todd (it gets progressively more angst the more you think about it), future red hood, and harry would be conner (yes, i know, 'why isn't harry jon?' because i don't want him to be :])

luna would be tim drake. she would one hundred percent manipulate regulus into letting her become robin after the previous robin's death, and she has what it takes to be both a genius and the next ceo of reggie's company. she's just that good.

and last but not least, my favorite ladies:

marlene mckinnon as supergirl, and dorcas meadowes as lena luthor. they hate each other. they find each other hot af. they pin after each other. why aren't they together yet???????

[noblehouseofgay]

Marauders x avatar (au idea)

Loooong ass post but it's so worth it

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The Blacks are a powerful firebending family. One of the most powerful actually. Orion is obviously firelord. Sirius and regulus have a healthier zuko and azula dynamic. They obviously keep their own personality, but I think regulus is more like zuko and sirius is more like azula personality wise, action wise it's the other way around. But they kind of mix and match. I think alphard and Andromeda are the Irohs of the family

I think sirius got banished (zuko) and regulus stayed back being the perfect child (azula). And sirius went to find alphard and Andromeda for help (iroh). Down the line tho I think regulus finally leaves and goes to his brother and his new friends to help them (zuko). So like I said, they trade off.

Tho since sirius has Andromeda and alphard, regulus has narcissa. Bellatrix is essentially azula tho character wise. So they're all kind of just sharing the characters around. But you see the vision. Bella and sirius are the more reckless unhinged sibling, regulus and narcissa are the more quiet and calculated sibling.

The Potters are a water tribe. James is obviously sokka (spreading both my zukka and jegulus agenda).

I think remus would make a good earth bender. And it would be an easy way for him to have scars. Plus- disabled remus (maybe not blind, but still)!! Marlene has major toph energy so she's earth as well

Pandora is an air bender. No explanation needed. And since they're siblings, Evan is also an air bender. Twin avatars maybe 👀??

Dorcas and barty live in the fire nation. Easy way to make them best friends with reg. Dorcas gives mai energy 100%.

But if barty wasn't a fire bender he'd be earth bender, another one with toph energy. He would also love throwing rocks.

Yk actually, earth bender works well for barty bc of his dad. His dad would definitely be in thr group trying to hide the war from the earth kingdom, and all barty wants to do is fight back against him. So barty could go either way

Lily isn't a bender, but she lives in the earth kingdom. Other non benders would be mary and Peter. Peter lives with the water tribe (potters), mary lives in the earth kingdom

Lily c o u l d be a water bender instead, filling in as the katara. Bc I like james and Lily being more like siblings than anything

Bonus content:

- lily meeting an ethereal air bender and falling so hard

- fire x water zukka/jegulus!!!!!!

- sirius and remus having a petty rivalry going on at first (ysuft vibes)

- Remus and Lily (toph and katara) bonding

- barty thinking Evans air bender tattoos are super fucking cool

- pandora being the first to want to trust regulus, even if the rest of the group isn't as trusting yet

- for the play episode, remus gets the "the scars NOT ON THE WRONG SIDE" line

- Regulus gets "don't see the family resemblance?" line

- lily with healing abilities <3

- painted lady lily!!

- blue spirit regulus!!

- instead of the blind bandit, remus could be the scarred bandit

- remus "sounds to me like you're scared boulder" lupin

- pandora "I laugh at gravity all the time" rosier

- pandora teaching all the sheltered fire kids how to dance <33

[itsjaywalkers]

babe i miss ur rants like crazy so if u have any rant that needs to be indulged this is me indulging u <3333

this actually made me so soft.. i didn't know there was someone who enjoyed my rants so much.. i always feel kinda annoying.. i'm giving u the biggest forehead kiss in the world nonnie YOU'RE THE BEST

this being said . well

lately i've been thinking a lot about this band au i don't know if i'll ever write or if it'll just stay in my head, bc when i first started reading fanfiction i was OBSESSED with band aus and even tho i'm not that into them anymore . they make me feel very nostalgic and happy so i was like u know what . i should come up with my own. AND THAT'S WHAT I DID!!

anyways it's a dual pov, james and lily's!! they used to date, and since james is the lead singer in a very popular band, they were the it couple back then, everyone was fucking obsessed with them, said they were Perfect, peak romance, they wanted what they had etc etc. lily even sang with him sometimes when the band went on tour, bc she has a beautiful voice and all the fans kept pushing for her to join the band and sing all the ballads with james etc

but then . all of a sudden . she disappeared . not literally, you know, she just fucking ran away, without telling a single soul. she didn't even leave a letter to james, or maybe remus, who was one of her best friends. james was devastated, the band was devastated, the whole world was devastated. they went on hiatus for a lil before coming back with a very different vibe and since then . well . no one talks about lily evans . reporters try to bring her up every now and again bc they're nosy fuckers but james goes all stiff and his replies become stilted (even if still perfectly professional)

flashforward to . when the story actually starts . a new band has just debuted and it's rising to fame concernigly quick and james remus sirius and peter are going Crazy bc they feel a bit threatened and also oh would u look at that?? if it isn't sirius' estranged brother in the flesh!! playing the drums for this stupid band who's trying to compete with them!!

and if that wasn't enough !! lily finally returns to their lives............... she's also making a debut but as a soloist.............. and she's very Different from the lily they remember................... her songs are loud and aggressive and filled with resentment and very obviously about james and their relationship and james' friends. she's mean and bold and witty and everyone is Wondering if there was more to her disappearance than what they thought

it'll be jegulus and bartylily <3 and one of the reasons why idk if i'll ever write it it's bc one of the reasons why lily left is that she got pregnant and she didn't want it so she aborted and . we all know how this fandom gets about lily and motherhood lmao

anyways one of the scenes that's been plaguing my mind is this one that happens after lily and barty have started sleeping together and spending more and more time in each other's presence!! they're in barty's flat and barty wakes up at some point in the middle of the night just to discover he's alone in bed. so he wakes up and finds lily sitting at the kitchen table, notebook open, pen in hand and humming under her breath. he hugs her from behind and sees she's writing something new and they talk a lil, bicker some and tease even more, and then barty tells her she should write a song about him and stop dissing that stupid ex bf of hers bc it's getting old. lily laughs and asks him if he wants a cheesy love song and barty cackles and shakes his head and says that he'd rather have one of her dissing songs, bc they're fun and likes it when she gets all mean. besides, the press wouldn't believe her if she wrote something nice or sweet about him bc barty is always getting into scandal after scandal

lily does end up writing a song about barty, dissing him (affectionately except ppl don't know that) and when she first performs it live, she does so while just wearing one of barty's shirts and barty laughs the whole time while sporting the biggest heart eyes known to mankind

[murderoushagthesequel]

ok ok first of all congrats again for the 100 that's so cool :P

lately i've been a sucker for partyvan (peter/barty/evan) content (i admit it) and there's so little!! I love their dynamic even tho it's mostly considered a crack ship

and all three of them, i picture them well managing a casino, for some reason... idk it fits.

i hope you're going to get lots of asks so you get tons of ideas!

thank you so much! and do not worry, i am a huge supporter of genuinely shipping crackships in this house. partyvan ftw. i got a BIT carried away but... oh well. and thanks! i have like 15 asks waiting for me so i'd say yes, haha.

Jealousy, Jealousy

oops i named it after an olivia rodrigo song... anyway, enjoy some jealous peter and barty <3

Barty growls next to Peter. Generally, he would laugh at this because honestly, what the fuck? But this time, it's justified. Still, Peter has to at least try to be the voice of reason, he supposes.

"Barty, sweetheart, cool it with the animal noises," Peter says, placing a hand on his boyfriend's shoulder. Barty keeps up his scrunched up, angry face, and turns to look at Peter, raising an eyebrow in challenge. They have a silent conversation with their eyes that goes something like: really? you want to do this now? followed by i have to at least pretend to be the reasonable one, babe and good luck with that one, babe. Peter eventually gives up, and joins Barty in their attempt to stare holes in the back of this girl's head. The girl with long, curly black hair and piercing grey eyes. With deep brown skin that glows in the light of the casino. Wearing a skin-tight white dress and gold heels, and a downright slutty red lipstick. The girl who is currently flirting up a storm with Evan Rosier.

The worst part is, Evan looks invested in the conversation. He looks far too relaxed, smiling, and leaning against the wall with his arms crossed. Peter and Barty must look insane leering at him behind the slot machines. What a horrid display from the owners of such an establishment! Peter doesn't really care, to be honest. Somebody is trying to take what's theirs, and that's just unacceptable. With a look at Barty, they share a nod and compose themselves, walking over to Evan and this mysterious woman. Barty opens his mouth to speak but before he can, Evan cuts him off.

"Barty! Peter! Lovely to see you my dears, have you met my cousin, Bellatrix? She's thinking of investing in our casino, isn't that nice?" He asks, clearly knowing the reason they came over. Barty snaps his mouth shut and promptly turns red, it's rather endearing, really. The woman, who is apparently Evan's cousin, smiles and holds out a hand to Peter who shakes it, his other hand still on Barty's shoulder, trying to squeeze him awake.

"Yes, yes, sorry, lovely to meet you Ms-?" Barty wakes up, shaking her hand firmly.

"Black," Bellatrix replies, smiling. There's a bit of a wild glint in her eye, which might scare most prospective business partners, but for Peter, Barty, and Evan? It's perfect. This is going to be a great arrangement, Peter's sure. "Well thank you so much for meeting with me, Vanny!" Bellatrix says, leaning in to messily kiss his cheek and walk away, waving behind her.

"Vanny?" Barty asks, wiping the lipstick off Evan's cheek and laughing.

"Oh shut up, I saw how jealous you both were just now," Evan replies with a smirk, brushing Barty's hand off. He raises an eyebrow, looking between his boyfriends. They try to come up with some semblance of excuse, failing miserably but Evan cuts them off. "Mm, no, jealousy is sexy." Barty turns red, yet again. "But you know what's sexier?" he asks, leaning closer. "We made $500,000 tonight, my loves," a shiver goes down Peter's spine. And well, it's almost 3am, when the casino closes for the night, so…

also special thanks to @canyouhearmyfear for helping with the nicknames

[star4daisy]

Wife on her duty as a perfect wife i'm!

For the asking game, babe. Give me what i need... 3, 4, 14, 17, 19, 30, 35, and 43 (even tho i already know the answer).

Lov u sfm🖤

omg it was a joke luv <3

3. Describe the creative process of writing a chapter/fic

I'm the worst person to answer this I have no process sometimes I plan everything out and then write based on that and actually do what I planned, most times the characters take life and change everything and I keep trying to go back to the original plan and sometimes can still fit some things, usually not lol when I have time I just go with the flow and then if I'm interrupted I have to write down what I want to happen next otherwise I will not remember when I open the docs again, on the good days I write without actually thinking about it so I don't remember it well just feels like my fingers can't type fast enough lol very automatic

4. Where do you find inspiration for new ideas?

(I think I've answered this before in a better way) everywhere, things come to me at the most random times, usually when I'm daydreaming before falling asleep, sometimes by other books, tv shows or music but mostly it just feels like I spent six years of my life repressing my creative side so I could do physics and calculus so now that I'm letting it loose it's running wild lol

14. how do you write emotional scenes? Do you ever feel what the characters feel? Do you draw from personal experiences?

I don't write emotional scenes, I can't do emotional or vulnerable therefore neither can my characters which is why I mostly write from Barty/Evan's pov lol it's a different type of emotional I guess I have a dificulty in making my characters say I love you, I just cringe so badly. I don't feel what they feel at all lol and the only personal experience would be from emotions like anger

17. What do you do when writing becomes difficult? (maybe a lack of inspiration or writers block)

inspiration never lacks the problem is the lack of time, but when things aren't flowing I stop and go watch something, read or go to the gym until my mojo comes back

19. What is the most-used tag on your ao3?

Morally Ambiguous Characters and Graphic Depictions of Violence

30. Do you share rough drafts or do you wait until it’s all polished?

sometimes I just post the draft lol I cannot re-read things before posting so the first few people reading are definetly getting screwed over sorry, but then I feel the pressure of having people seeing all my mistakes and it forces me to go polish it

35. What is one essential thing to remember when writing a villain?

question what are his motives and why did he chose that path and maybe not make him one-dimensional like his whole purpose isn't just to go against the hero, make him compelling, make us believe in why he chose that path make us understand him and feel sorry for his motivations, I always like that lol

43. Do you take a sadistic joy in whumping your characters, or are you more the "If you hurt them I would kill everyone and then myself" kind of person?

Definetely the first, I'm very disattached to death, I have cried in very few fics and it's not when people die lol sometimes living is more painful so I never expect people to say they cried and when they do I'm always in shock

thx <3 I thought this was gonna be harder lol but maybe I just didn't answer as I should lol

[theinvisiblemuseum]

hehehe going to be greedy and ask for 3

🍌 In your opinion, what’s the funniest joke/reference/pun you’ve made in a fic?

🍈 Who’s your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics? Free pass to rant about blorbo opinions.

🍒 What’s your favorite character dynamic to write? (Can be romantic or platonic, specific or general!)

🍌 In your opinion, what’s the funniest joke/reference/pun you’ve made in a fic?

ok so as far as i know no one picked up on it..,, but at the end of ch3 of bury a friend, edgar dies while dancing queen by abba is playing, and then chapter 4 starts with 'it's friday night and the lights are low' aka the lyrics to dancing queen and idk. i laughed about that for like an hour when i wrote it, even tho it's more stupid than it is funny 😭

🍈 Who’s your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics? Free pass to rant about blorbo opinions.

hmmmmmmmmm ok so pandora right. well. we all know she's going to be fucking insane and vaguely (or not so vaguely) cannibalistic in everything i write. she's twins with evan, and she's the older twin. she's a slut. she also doesn't know how to properly function in a relationship that isn't extremely codependent, whether it be evan or reg or lily or barty etc etc. she's incredibly smart and well spoken, but she's also quite funny. she has jinx's tattoos from arcane. she has a deep lack of generalized empathy for others, which isn't necessarily, like, a bad thing, but she can't figure out how to relate to people properly sometimes. she laughs at funerals, even if she's upset about who died. she has an eidetic memory, tell her something once she'll never forget it. in universes with luna, she's a horrible mother. motherhood is never something she thought would suit her and it doesn't. she'd let the world burn for evan, and she'd let him burn the world for her. i also tend to think she's a logically minded creative. like, she's really really good at math and science and shit but she doesn't particularly care about those things, she's an artist at heart (even if that art is a mad science experiment). i'll be done now but these r some musings i have.

🍒 What’s your favorite character dynamic to write? (Can be romantic or platonic, specific or general!)

SIBLINGSSSSSS (or close family that behaves like siblings i.e. the black sisters & black brothers). if you haven't noticed, i am so much more drawn to these close familial bonds than any romantic relationships LOL. if i ever write a fic without intense sibling content, take me out back. you know what to do.

[bi-snape]

Random au- dark lord Severus? Evil Severus? Whatever it's random. @sevsssnape

Alright so basically everything that happens in Hp happens but it was all planned by Severus.

Around Severus's time in school he befriends a boy named Evan Rosier. After some time they both end falling love. Of course there's a war and neither of them wanted to be a part of it. So in order to avoid it they had planned to live in one of the Rosier's summer home in America.

After a year living in America, they go back to England to visit Family. Upon their visit Evan goes into Diagon Ally along with his father. Tho during the trip a few death eaters start an attack. Evan tries to help people get to safety and ends up coming face to face with an auror.

The auror seems to be someone who had some quarrel with Evan back in Hogwarts. Upon seeing him he firmly believes that Evan is part of this attack and fires at him. Evan of course tries to defend himself and explain that he isn't part of what's going on. A few minutes later and Moody shows up to help the random auror and now Evan has to fight for life and to avoid being wrongfully arrested.

Sadly after the attack ends Evan loses his life. His father is the one to find him and ttell Severus of it. Severus breaks down and his magic lashes out. Once he calms down he asks what happens and is told of the events. A day after the event he reads the daily prophet and sees that they wrote about the attack. In one of the paragraphs they write about how Evan Rosier was involved and declared a death eater.

Severus shakes in pure anger, he knew that was a lie and he knows that they knew it too. He thinks back on his school years and remebers all the injustice he's faced from the light that was supposed to protect him, that was supposed to protect everyone. From then forth he decides he's going to get the justice he so rightfully deserves and to avenge the love of life. He's going to get rid of light the way they took away his.

So he joins the death eaters, he hides his true purpose from Voldemort. He uses veritaserum of some of Voldemort's most loyal followers in order to gain more information about him. Once he got what he needed, he would then obliviate them.

He also used the imperio curse on several followers and made them defy Voldemort. He then eliminated them but not before having them denounce their loyalty. Afterwards he'd go to voldemort and show him that simple memory in order to move up the ranks.

From then forth he slowly manipulates most of the death eaters into doing what he says. Not only that but he gives Voldemort a potions that slowly drives him insane. He then makes plans to rid of everyone who had ever wronged him. First to rid of the Marauders.

This results in him going back to Hogwarts. He recently caught wind of the future child of James & Lily and decided to pay a visit to Trelawney. Somehow he manages to implant a false prophecy- the very one that ends the life of James Potter & Lily Evans, imprisons Sirius Black, and brings upon a war.

He's pleased with how things are going so far. Upon implanting the fake prophecy in Trelawney, he manages to get a job at Hogwarts. Not only that but he's talked Dumbledore into making him a spy for the order.

Everything seems to go well, the plans with Quirrel (tho he didn't expect to have his robe set ablaze), the plan with Riddle's diary (who would have thought Harry spoke parseltongue), the break out of Sirius black- tho he hadn't expected Dumbledore to hire Lupin or that lupin would neglect taking his wolfsbane potion. Merlin that man almost ruined his plans. (Also what kind of D.A.D.A teacher teaches boggarts as a first lesson! Bloody hell!)

Barty working at Hogwarts was his idea, something he brought up with Voldemort. Severus thought it'd seemed well enough and convinced Voldemort it was a good idea. A tiny part of him regret it after hearing what he did to Draco but it's fine he'll get revenge later.

Things went as expected afterwards. He's rather bummed that Cedric had died so he decided that he'll insure that Cedric's family stays safe during the war and after it. He's also annoyed to find out that Harry got hold of his old potions book, especially since he used his spell sectumsempra on Draco. Honestly at this point Draco is simply a moron who he can't help.

During the final war he speaks to voldemort within the whomping willow. After he's attacked by nagini harry, hermione, and ron end up barging in. Instead of giving up his memories he tells harry to use legilimency on him. Harry agrees and does as he is told.

Upon doing so Harry finds out the truth. That the real dark lord isn't Voldemort....it's Severus.

Harry backs away in horror as Severus begins to laugh. As Harry stands up and says that Severus is the real dark lord,he turns to his friends to find them both laying on the ground lifeless. Standing besides them are two death eaters.

Severus slowly rises from the ground while smiling, before harry could do anything he's hit with the killing curse. Severus wipes away the fake blood from his neck and goes to kill Voldemort.

Once voldemort is killed Severus manages to take over, he gains control of the entire wizarding world and he can do as he please. He'll create his own light, a light that no one can ever take away from him again.

After the war he sits in his study, in his home in America, staring at a portrait of the light he lost all those years ago, of the main reason the war truly begun, of his true love...

Evan Rosier.

[limetimo]

RAB fics I read this week (23-28aug)

Meetings That Start In The Dark by writingamarie hmm yeah okay so this one is really good but also mind the tags because Walbrga's A+ parenting is truly horrifying, and when Orion took over I cried on the floor. But a lot of good things happens between the holidays, namely slowly developing Jegulus!

The stars still shine for you by Anonymous smut with plot, Remus/Sirius/Regulus (Dom/switch/sub) in this order. They're soulmates but that's more like plot device x to get them fucking than an actual plot point

to the dark lord by justwhatialwayswanted AYYY Regulus isn't amused by the Voldy vs Dumbledore war and starts his own movement! Equal rights for all ya all I really enjoy his 5D chess thought processes

Snakes and Lions by Moony_Reggie yeah okay so Remus is a sexy sexy Slytherin motherfucker, Regulus gets bumped up a year, and the Black brothers are total gay disasters

i see how this ends (poorly) by Quillium SEER REGULUS ALSO I AM IN LOVE WITH EVAN ROSIER I WOULD DIE AND KILL FOR EVAN ROSIER

Letting Go of Lost Things by doshu for vocatives im screaming did you want Dark Regulus? did you want tragedy? here you have dark, dark regulus and tragedy

of wedding nights and family traditions by phoebusapollo (bloomylele) James has a surprise for Regulus on their wedding night, gratitious smut

The Little Prince by phoebusapollo (bloomylele) Regulus is the Prince of Slytherin... and by prince I mean a beloved whore, the bicycle of the common room.

Cause They Taste Like You by Xiphchrys Gay Regulus drunkenly hooks up with Lily, and works himself up in an anxiety attack over James being bi (and therefore, contrary to previous belief, available)

Is It Me? by Xiphchrys aaaaaaaaaaaaa hurt no comfort

The Truth is Subjective by iwasbotwp Peter/Regulus, now that's a rare pair am I right. Very neat, I liked it a lot

Honey Pot by wintergreen825 Peter/Regulus, short and sweet (or is it?)

bruises on my knees for you by SinSmith it's Sirius/Peter actually but it starts with Regulus making out with Peter behind the Quidditch stands!

James, Regulus.. by Xiphchrys :D :D :D Walburga sent Regulus to France to the Potters to put a pause on her son being gay until she can find him a suitable wife. It really, really did not work out the way she thought it would. Jegulus! Black brothers reunion! fun times! Regulus standing up to Walburga!

Wormtail Gets Some Tail by Anaxandria for penultimatepenguin Peter is not interested in dating people who don't appreciate rats. Most people don't appreciate rats or rat facts. Regulus does tho ;D

Games in the Marauders' dorm really do bring brothers together ;) by ddavidson851 drinking games and black brothers making up!

Life and Struggles of James Potter by Pietra_Thorn This is about James (single dad James!) but he lives with Peter and Regulus

Keys To My Heart by marshland04 :D :D :D baseball AU! Secret identity! mutual pining! Black brothers reuniation!

sooner or later (it's over) by leftsidedown for allalrightagain aaaaaaaaaaaa peter/Regulus, a love story in reverse

Only a Matter of Time by DemiSebbi Regulus and Barty smut

Regulus' guide to getting good tips by orphan_account James is very horny for the guy doing his piercing!

The Marauders and the Prisoner of Azkaban by SilverShadow1 MArauders and Lily and REguls reading PoA!

speak to me by Anonymous James sleeps with Regulus behind Sirius' back but it's ok because it doesn't mean anything (a lie)

The cottage by Lupin_Black_kid CUTE jegulus

the hold you have on me by mcplestreet amoretia jegulus fic

Rebels by DarkWitchOfErie :D jegulus then Jily then jegulily in which regulus deflects, hides at Potter's, and Young Order kicks Voldy's butt ♥

i was a knife in a gunfight and i fought so madly by justprompts Regulus: Sirius wake up i killed someone Sirius: cool cool cool just be quiet don't wake up the lads James, Peter, Remus: Um kinda late for that, are we hiding a body or what?

The Incalculable Power by Warriora Harry and Draco get yeeted to the 70s, Regulus doesn't have much of a role yet but he has a pair of lungs on hims and two volume settings only

and I Looked Back on a Broken World by raziella hermione and harry get yeeted to the 70s!

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RAB fics I read (26Jul-6Aug)

The Past is The Present, The Future is The Past by DearOurMoony I. am. in. love. with. this. concept. bye. bye. Regulus lived and Regulus died but mama Black raised no quitter. From the space between lifes, 18yo Regulus ambushes 16yo James Potter in his dreams and asks him to change the future by befriending 15yo Regulus. There's like, uuummm, so much going on.

Until You're Home by AmeliaDarkholme Aaaaaaaaaaaaa angst but also a mindfuck, Sirius feels, canon was truly one of the darker timelines, very beautiful very powerful

Turned Tides by rsbarelle Regulus steps in to protect Sirius, gets crucioed for his troubles, and is dragged off to the Potters with Sirius. Bartylus with Jegulus endgame.

The Marauders and the Prisoner of Azkaban by SilverShadow1 Alternate universe MArauders + Regulus + Lily are reading the Prisoner of the Azkaban

to the dark lord by justwhatialwayswanted Regulus doesn't want to serve the dark lord or join the order, so naturally the next logical step is to start building his own, cooler club. That boy is playing 5d chess every waking moment and I love him your honour also Peacock Evan Rosier my beloveds. Very good if you're looking for Slytherin friendships!

Trans-figuration by Quietlemonhush It's wolfstar anniversary and Regulus gives them something he thinks they both would very much appreciate. He isn't wrong, but he didn't know how far in denial and fear Sirius was about his gender. It all works out tho, Wolfstar has hot anniversary sex and Sirius accepts his genderfluidity for the first time in his life.

Meetings That Start In The Dark by writingamarie :)

unbreakable heaven by battlehamster Regulus is deeply traumatised after a really bad relationship and can't allow himself to fall in love. Which sucks because he's pretty much gone on James Potter already. Casual sex it is! Meanwhile James is head over heels for the younger Black and willing to take anything Regulus gives him, even if it's killing him inside.

Rest In Peace? No, Live In Peace by A2idB1u3 Regulily had a baby and Barty used to date Sirius and canon stuff happened and Barty was raising Harry till like 9 or 10 when the aurors caught up with them adn akdkj I need to know what happens next

Drugs and surgical scrubs by anauro no need for introductions 10/10

Rock 'N' Roll, Baby! by bugsbabe Jegulus Wrong number Marauders band AU I'm pumped up

A (somewhat unconventional) Black Family Getaway by Trex_patronus wonderful inspired gorgeous showstopping, if you want some top notch black brothers dynamics, Trex is your guy gal pal!

Oaths Kept & Oaths Broken by Trex_patronus everything I said before ^ in angsty flavour

The house of discord by Petite00 for AryaCahill I love itttttttt Buckbeak my beloved, Reg and Sirius reverting to children in 0,1 secs of meeting each other

Madness by any other name by AtomicMint Regulus agrees to tutor one (1) Hufflepuff, gets an army of Puffs teaching him the importance of human connections and the true meaning of love ♥

A Full Guide To Gardening For Amateurs by aphrsditea James is bipolar and ADHD and his flowers are DYING. Thankfully his new mysterious hostile neighbour Regulus knows a thing or ten about gardening and agrees to save James' poor roses from demise.

Stowaway by Propheciesanddreams (propheciesanddreams) Regulus runs away to the Potters'

The Secrets of Regulus Black by Josiem Secrets. Regulus has them. It'S necessary to keeping Sirius safe.

The Break and the Fall by allalrightagain screaming Regulus/Peter Pettigrew

Art Heist, Baby! by otrtbs I am destroyed, I will never recover, I will forever hold this fic dear to my heart

You Belong With Me by lolregulus for sigme7 Regulus just wants to go home back to France; modern boarding school au with wolfstar and jegulus and ohmygod they were roommates

Elective Affinities by Caecelia author didn't update anything since 2012 but fuck me the story is so intriguing. Time traveler Harry rooming with Snape

Lead The Way by thissucks Walnut and Onion die in Sirius' NEWT year and Sirius is now responsible for his lil brother. He doesn't really want to, but Dumbledore would much rather have Regulus in the Order than with Death Eaters...

All You Need Is 20 Seconds by thissucks After Sirius got disowned Regulus was sent to france so that he couldn't die or something. He got married, has two children, and it's 1995 and the little family is moving back to England to kick some ressurected butt. I love his wife so much I cannot even

career goals: tyrant by justwhatialwayswanted like to the dark lord but instead of playing 5d chess with his surroundings, TerminatoReg tells reality what he wants it to be, and it becomes it :D Funtastic

Diptych by pansysnarkinson Lucius gave Regulus the diary to unleash the Basilisk. Once Regulus figured out what was happening he set out on a lotr-esque journey to hide the Diary until later notice. That plan has some serious holes but I'm blaming Dumbledore for those

My Own Private Blackpool by LadyVisenya a girl OC from Percy's year has a friend who turns out to be a very traumatised REgulus Black. They set out to hunt horcruxes and defeat VOldemort together

Selective blindness by Shadowmun Severus/Regulus

I thought I was “dead to you” by Jegulussun Regulus wakes up with amnesia, to find out he's on good terms with his brother and married to James Potter of all people.

What it is that makes me run by catastrophizemoony ♥♥♥

Stan Shunpike by JuliaDaviesMcdonaldFraser one v short chapter but it looks promising!

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Wings to follow

Chapter 1

This is on Wattpad it's also on ao3

Soulmate au

Main Pairing: Evan Rosier/Severus Snape

Other pairings soon to come: Lily Evans/Regulus Black🔹Mulciber/Mary MacDonald🔹Petunia Evans/??? (I haven't decided with who yet)🔹Lucius Malfoy/Barty Crouch Jr.🔹and others

Summary: Everyone is born with a specific mark that pertains to their soulmate. The mark itself takes form into whatever creature is to be their soulmates favorite and it is to turn into their favorite color once you both touch. It was because of this that led to Severus's fascination with caterpillars, why? Because his soulmate seemed to have fallen in love with butterflies.

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Severus thought it was odd to be born with a soulmate and even offer to already have a mark that unites the two upon being born. Tho he doesn't to mind it, he rather enjoyed his mark.

On his right arm was a group of butterflies flying around it. It went from his wrist and went around up to his index finger. He thought it looked rather lovely and looking at it made him smile.

With every passing day since he was born, he'd go out to the park and collect caterpillars. He wondered exactly what color his mark turn to once he found his soulmate, so he collected caterpillars inorder to watch them grow.

During one trip to the park to release a couple butterflies Severus came across a young girl. She had introduced herself as Lily, Miss Lily Evans. Her next words had caused his heart to flutter and nearly made him drop the jar he was holding.

"Are those butterflies? I love butterflies!! Can I see them?" She spoke with pure excitement. Severus couldn't help but blush or think that this girl with lively red hair and bright green eyes was perhaps his soulmate.

Severus simply nodded and handed her the jar he was holding. As Lily reached and took hold of the jar both their hands touched. Severus looked at his right hand but found that it was still a dull grayish color.

'So she isn't my soulmate' He thought and for some reason he felt happy about it. After that day he and Lily became friends. Together the pair would collect all sorts of caterpillars and watch them grow.

Soon enough Severus learned that Lily's favorite creature were rabbits. All because she had seen a movie called "Alice in wonderland" and because of it she followed any rabbit she find to wherever it went hoping to find wonderland.

"Lily were going to get lost, it's getting dark out!"

"Oh c'mon Sev, it'll be fine. I know how to get us home"

Severus let out a sight and continued to follow Lily through the trees. She had caught sight of a small rabbit and quickly went to follow it despite him telling her not to. After sometime the pair had come across an isolated area that looked like something from fairytale.

There was a giant willow tree that looked like something from a dream and a lake that was clear as day. There was several patches of flowers and mushrooms and it all felt like a dream. Especially with the moonlight shining over it all.

Lily quickly latched onto Severus's arm and jumped up and down excitedly "Can you believe it Sev!! We finally found wonderland!!!" She shouted out. Severus was shocked, he simply couldn't believe his eyes. He turned to Lily and smiled "No.." He said softly "You found wonderland" he spoke and Lily simply smiled before hugging him tightly.

"We should head back home" He muttered. Lily nodded and the pair made their way back home. He was thankful that they hadn't gotten lost. Time came and went with Lily and Severus spending time in wonderland collecting and raising caterpillars and learning about Hogwarts.

A school made of magic, the very school his mother had gone too. When his mother first mentioned it to him, he quickly went and told Lily about it. Lily was absolutely enthralled by it, even more so when Severus made a flower bloom from his hand, and then she exploded with pure bliss when she managed to do it as well. When they both turned 11 they had both received a letter to Hogwarts.

"Do you think we'll find out soulmates there?" Lily asked as her and Severus laid down in the soft gross within their wonderland. Severus grabbed hold of her hand and squeezed it gently "I'm sure of it, besides you found wonderland you'll for sure find your soulmate" He spoke while staring up the sky.

Lily smiled at his words and giggled softly "Thanks Sev" She said between giggles. The rest of the day was spent with them talking about how their soulmate may be like. Severus hoped that whoever it was that they were as kind and carefree as Lily.

Inturn Lily hoped that her soulmate was like Severus or as Prince charmin from the princess movies. Severus had called her crazy and Lily responded by throwing mud at him which resulted in a mud war. It also resulted in them both being grounded but neither of them cared.

Severus spent the rest of that day asking his mother about her mark. Her mark was on her shoulder, it was a an octopus colored in orange. His mother told him how she found her soulmate, his father, when she and two of her close friends went off to explore all the things muggles had created.

She had accidentally bumped into Tobias at the age of 17 in a small record store. If she hadn't worn a spaghetti strap dress that day neither of them had known they were eachothers soulmates. Why? Because his mark was on the bottom left of his back, it was a hippogriff and it had turned purple.

His father was confused upon seeing his mark but he figured it meant that his soulmate was special. He was absolutely correct because after the two dates and wedded, his mother soon got pregnant with him. She then revealed to Tobias that she herself was a witch, and the first thing he did when she told him that was ask her what the bloody creature was on his back.

His mother couldn't contain her laughter as he ranted about the damn thing. How he spent most of his time in the library trying to figure out what the hell is was. She quickly answered his questions and he finally let out a sigh of relief and then said "So you said something about you being pregnant?" this caused her to laugh again.

Finally at the age of 11 both Severus and Lily had received their Hogwarts letter. Petunia hasn't received one but they had promised her they'd take loads of picture and to bring back many things for her to try. They had even promised to look for someone with a jellyfish as their soulmark. At the train station Lily and Severus said goodbye to their families both stepping onto the train.

They quickly entered an empty compartment and Lily couldn't help squeal as she threw herself onto the seat "Oh sev can you believe it!!! We're finally going to Hogwarts!!! Oh I really hoped that Petunia could have come with us, this seems unfair!! We gotta write to her everyday ok? And take loads of pictures and buy all sorts of stuff to send back to her!" Lily ranted with excitement. Severus had stopped listening to her halfway and simply smiled.

He was finally going to Hogwarts, he wondered how it would be like. Maybe he'll find his soulmate their, hopefully they won't mind his appearance especially his nose. Severus was snapped out of thoughts when Lily waved her hand in front of his face.

"Sev are you listening to me?" She asked and crossed her arms. "Both yes and no, you lost me when you said Hogwarts" He spoke which caused Lily to let out a groan before she erupted with laughter which inturn caused Severus to laugh too. The pair spent the rest of the train ride talking about what house they would be and wondered what house they're soulmate was in too.

Their conversation had attracted the attention of two boys. One had messy brown hair, brown eyes and wore glasses. While the other had black somewhat wavy hair that almost reached his shoulders and sorta black grayish eyes. Lily and Severus learned that their names were James Fleamont Potter and Sirius Black.

James had quickly sat next to Lily while Sirius took the seat next to Severus. The four of them talked about what house they may get placed in and what house they suspected their soulmate's to be in as well. James was quick to ask her for her hand after the conversation. Lily looked like she wanted to slap him instead but simply said no.

It was clear that Lily didn't take a liking to James, he figured that out when he kept talking about how great Gryffindor was and how surely she would be one and that Severus probably won't fit in but hey he'll make a good Hufflepuff or something. Lily had glared daggers at him and Severus felt that she was gonna attempt to kill him.

Sirius seemed to think the same thing what with the way he was trying to get his friend to shut up and apologize. Tho James seemed to ignore him and went about trying to get Lily to shake his hand or make some form of contact. Well James got what he wanted cause after several minutes of asking Lily grabbed his hand brought it up to her mouth and bit him as hard as she could.

This caused James to yell and well...it also caused him to pass out. Luckily they had arrived to Hogwarts. "Yeah, he'll make a great Gryffindor" Severus spoke which caused both Lily and Sirius to laugh. "I'm gonna go find an adult" Sirius said as he composed himself and quickly left. Severus and Lily nodded before turning to eachother "Do we leave him here?" He asked in confusion "Yes" was all Lily said as she dragged Severus out of the compartment and out of the train.

They pair stopped in their tracks as they came face to face with Hogwarts. "My lord Severus it looks beautiful" Lily breathed out as she stared at the school with wide eyes "Yes it is" He muttered with awe. The pair were quickly led onto a boat and were quickly joined by James and Sirius. They all stared at Hogwarts with excitement and neither of them could wait to step inside.

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Alright, here's a random thought, now in case you didn't know I despise the marauders. Mostly Sirius & James, but this isn't a hate post.

I've expressed my love for the idea of Regulus declaring Severus as his new appointed brother after Sirius gets sorted into Gryffindor and then running away from home. I still adore that idea with all my heart but I thought of something else.

Regulus & Sirius declaring Severus as their brother. They've all been in a abusive household, one more abusive then the other, so they'll have a better understanding of one's pain.

Now I like to imagine that in this au that Regulus has already declared Severus as his brother. Severus and Sirius are still at eachothers throats, and during one summer Regulus invites Severus over much to Sirius's dismay.

So of course they avoid eachother but dinner comes around and Sirius is forced to participate. An argument happens between Sirius and his parents, like always, and eventually either Walburga or Orion stand up with anger and slam their fists on the table and then pull out their wand. This causes an unexpected reaction from Severus, who stood up just as quickly as they did with his wand and expelled his/her wand from his/hers hand.

He knew that tone, he knew it all to well and he wasn't going to just sit there and do nothing to prevent the events he is sure will follow. Sirius is shocked because not only is Severus pointing a wand at his mom/dad but in doing so he is also defending him. Regulus isn't all that surprised, Severus had told him about his life at home, this reaction was expected but he did worry about what may happen next.

*glaring at Severus* "WHO THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!!"

"Someone who can very much make your death look like a bloody accident"

*glaring intensifies*

Severus holds his ground and keeps his emotions in check and after what felt like hours does Walburga and Orion retreat to their room in anger. It takes a few more seconds for Severus to finally lower his own wand and once he does he is given an unexpected hug from Sirius.

"Thanks..."

*nods* "Now let go"

"Got it"

The three sit at the table in silence and Sirius can say he respects Severus for staying so calm and collected in that situation. By the end of the summer the trio have gotten close after that incident that Sirius had even decided that Severus was his brother, tho he never voices it it was clearly obvious.

Sirius gets closer to Severus and repairs the tear between him and Regulus. Once the trio arrived back to Hogwarts it causes quite a shock to everyone to see them together. The shock intensifies when Sirius gets angry with James for insulting Severus that he ends up calling him his brother infront of everyone.

"Sirius why are you hanging out with Snivellus? He's a freak, are you sick-"

"DO NOT CALL MY BROTHER THAT YOU BASTARD!"

"What..."

Everyone is in shock no more then James and Sirius runs off before he can be questioned for what he said.

Eventually the trio begin to hang out more, along with Lily, Barty, Mary, Andromeda, and others who seemed more then willing. Soon enough James, Remus, and Peter get use to Severus and Regulus being inside the Gryffindor common room. They also begin to get along due to Sirius's request.

By the end they all end up close friends and the Professors have began to refer Severus as "Mr. black" much to his "annoyance" The other students are fully convinced that Severus is related to both Sirius and Regulus that they begin to wonder how they didn't notice before. The trio in question simply spend their time in the quidditch feild, the forbidden forest, or the library (much to Sirius's dismay)