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hes so insanely drawable.
#columbo#<3#he is perfect#to me#barking like dog named dog#peter falk#70s#illustration#fanart#procreate#artists on tumblr#my stuff
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why does he have insanely good style when he’s not wearing photoshoot clothes? Mary feeding us Paul candids for Father’s Day, everyone say thank you Mary!!
#THE TROUSERS GAME IS STRONG???? These would do numbers if he was 25 and on Pinterest#is that Donald next to him? I can’t tell his grandkids apart from behind call me a fake fan if you’d like#and roseeeee. I don’t think it’s a coincidence his dog and I share a name! I would bark for him#sorry I should keep more things to myself#mine#paul mccartney#the beatles#john lennon#george harrison#ringo starr#classic rock#beatles#richard starkey
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Holmes + their watsons + being dog coded
Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in Scarlet"//Planate Animal//Wikipedia, "Black dog (folklore)"//Arthur Conan Doyle, "The Hound of the Baskervilles"//Mitski, "Cop Car"//Arthur Conan Doyle, "The Adventure of the Devil's Foot"//Athur Conan Doyle, "The Adventure of Three Garridebs"//Sherlock & Co, "The Dancing Men"//Limbourg brothers, "Les tres riches heures du Duc de Berry"//Psych, "Lock, Stock, Some Smoking Barrels and Burton Guster's Goblet of Fire"//Elementary, "Details"//Sherlock & Co "Shoscombe Old Place"//Sherlock & Co, "The Solitary Cyclist"//House, "House Training"//Sherlock & Co, "The Solitary Cyclist"//Maurice Leblanc, "Arsene Lupin vs Herlock Sholmes"
#not pictured: house barking like a dog in that one scene#i respect that sherlock is cat coded but like. listen. listennnn#for those of you who saw the first draft of this a month ago sh i need it to be able to reference this tomorrow.#anyway. anyway its about controlled violence and being a not-cop and unprecedented devotion.#and so many holmes having dog trauma and yet loving dogs#herlock sholmes#sherlock holmes#john watson#sherlock & co#johnlock#shawn spencer#burton guster#shawngus#hilson#because of the implications#gregory house#house md#cant tag the other herlock sholmes guy because he has no first name#elementary
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Having a group of stray dogs in your neighborhod that protects you every time you get out of your house bc they follow you everywhere,must be the most precious thing ever :3
You give them food and they protect💪.
This guy rh is like a son to me,he keeps papita safe😌👍

#today there was an strange guy that wasnt a neighborhod's person#and when I was going to walk near him#this pretty dog named “capo” that literally means something like “dude” kaksks (i put him that name lol)#started to bark at the man and later the other 3 doggos went right to him and there was 4 doggos barking at the man and almost biting him#that the man got scared and he almost run#and they dogs didnt stop till the man was very far away from me#they are the best#I love them :'3#I literally feel safe walking whit them#personal#random post#dogs
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I think it would be really cool if the players had creation myths about the piglins that the pinglins don't have at all. Players are very very old, old enough to remember that zombie piglins, or zombie pigmen, came first. So I think they would easily associate the idea that the piglins were the ones who brought life to the nether, the ones who made it grow and flourish
#the dog barks#minecraft#piglins#A player casually telling a piglin friend as a fun fact that their name for piglins translates roughly to 'the farmers/gardeners'#and the piglin is excited but confused because like. bastions try their best but farming is not easy in the nether#and the player just looks back 'man. piglins made the forests in the nether.'#oh waiiit#actually endermen having a name that means 'the garderners/decorators' and piglins havibg one that means 'the farmers/caretakers'#it would be cute :D#They're our friends!!
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so in your fic there's Sirius/Barty Jr ship. i reread your analytics of their character and pretty understand the connection. but i would still like to read opinion about their ship 👀
Glad you enjoy my various writing!
Yeah, okay, so Sirius/Barty Jr is a little rare pair my beta reader and I came up with for a different fic that never really got written, but we liked it so much it made it into my current fic, A Matter of Chance.
I'll note that it's gonna take quite some time in A Matter of Chance until Sirius and Barty actually meet and even longer until they get together in any meaningful way (but also my writing plans are super vague, so I don't really know). So there's some waiting until that tag is gonna be relevant. That being said, why I ship them and my thoughts on the ship:
So, I wrote a bunch about Sirius, and a bit less about Barty, but they have, like, a lot in common:
They're both incredibly loyal.
They both suffered Azkaban.
The way Sirius described Barty's father always struck me as him being familiar with the situation: "should've spent more time at home" and might've been showing the bitterness towards Orion.
They both have reason to hate Crouch Sr for sending them to the dementors.
They both care about Harry (pretty shocking on Barty's part, but it truly seems like he does) and are as involved as they can be.
both of them are hands-on in their approach, of, well, literally anything.
I feel Sirius and Barty would get each other's sense of humor that's a bit on the crueler side too. They won't make the other feel guilty over stupid shit.
They also communicate in a similarly straightforward way. They say what they think pretty damn clearly when they're free to do so.
So, as you can see, they have a surprising amount of things in common. As for Barty being a Death Eater, well, I illustrated in my posts about him that I don't think he was that much of a loyal Death Eater and I don't think he tortured the Longbottoms (it's outright stated in the books he wasn't caught with the Lestranges, but with a different group of Death Eaters that walked free!). I think Barty was a Death Eater more as a teenage rebellion than truly believing in everything (though he likely isn't a fan of Muggles). Like, the way Sirius went all in on Dumbledore and the Order as rebellion, Barty did in the opposite direction.
I don't think Barty really killed and tortured many people, but unlike Draco or Regulus I think he could if he felt he needed to, he isn't as sadistic as Bellatrix (or Sirius, honestly). He's tamer but still colder and more willing to respond with violence than Draco or Lucius.
The main quote I'm basing this ship on is the entire conversation in which Sirius talks about Barty in GoF:
Sirius smiled grimly. “Crouch’s own son was caught with a group of Death Eaters who’d managed to talk their way out of Azkaban. Apparently they were trying to find Voldemort and return him to power.” “Crouch’s son was caught?” gasped Hermione. “Yep,” said Sirius, throwing his chicken bone to Buckbeak, flinging himself back down on the ground beside the loaf of bread, and tearing it in half. “Nasty little shock for old Barty, I’d imagine. Should have spent a bit more time at home with his family, shouldn’t he? Ought to have left the office early once in a while . . . gotten to know his own son.” He began to wolf down large pieces of bread. “Was his son a Death Eater?” said Harry. “No idea,” said Sirius, still stuffing down bread. “I was in Azkaban myself when he was brought in. This is mostly stuff I’ve found out since I got out. The boy was definitely caught in the company of people I’d bet my life were Death Eaters — but he might have been in the wrong place at the wrong time, just like the house-elf.” “Did Crouch try and get his son off?” Hermione whispered. Sirius let out a laugh that was much more like a bark. [...] Crouch’s fatherly affection stretched just far enough to give his son a trial, and by all accounts, it wasn’t much more than an excuse for Crouch to show how much he hated the boy . . . then he sent him straight to Azkaban.” “He gave his own son to the dementors?” asked Harry quietly. “That’s right,” said Sirius, and he didn’t look remotely amused now. “I saw the dementors bringing him in, watched them through the bars in my cell door. He can’t have been more than nineteen. They took him into a cell near mine. He was screaming for his mother by nightfall. He went quiet after a few days, though . . . they all went quiet in the end . . . except when they shrieked in their sleep. . . .” For a moment, the deadened look in Sirius’s eyes became more pronounced than ever, as though shutters had closed behind them. “So he’s still in Azkaban?” Harry said. “No,” said Sirius dully. “No, he’s not in there anymore. He died about a year after they brought him in.” “He died?” “He wasn’t the only one,” said Sirius bitterly. “Most go mad in there, and plenty stop eating in the end. They lose the will to live. You could always tell when a death was coming, because the dementors could sense it, they got excited. That boy looked pretty sickly when he arrived. [...] Wasted away just like the boy. Crouch never came for his son’s body. The dementors buried him outside the fortress; I watched them do it.”
Sirius talks about Crouch Sr and Barty's relationship. He knows a surprising lot about Barty's backstory and childhood for someone who didn't even know for sure if he was a Death Eater and only found these things out after he escaped. Like, where did he learn all this from (sure, he likely read old newspapers, but how much of this information is actually likely to be there?). He also talks about both Bartys with a certain familiarity "ol' Barty". He's dull and bitter over Barty's death, he watched the only "funeral" Barty got, probably the only "attendant" besides the dementors. And he talks about hearing Barty screaming until he died in Azkaban... Yeah, I like that angst, I'm so here for an Azkaban romance (and post-Azkaban romance).
And, like, Barty was in Regulus' year, they probably joined the Death Eaters around the same time, maybe even together. And Sirius probably didn't talk to Barty at all his own when they were in school, he had no reason to, but he knew his little brother hung out with him occasionally. And from the quote above it's clear Sirius felt sorry for him, felt sympathy for someone else he thought might've been innocent. Someone in the same situation as he is that he might've felt protective over, like he could succeded in saving Regulus this time. And Barty has no one, basically, no friends, no family, just haunting memories, a situation Sirius is so familiar with. And Sirius is like a sorta friend, he's basically Regulus if you squint (not at all but at first), they share an experience (and hatred for Crouch Sr) that could feel so isolating when speaking to someone who doesn't know. He's someone Barty could potentially trust since neither of them trusts the ministry, or Voldemort, or Dumbledore. They can be in their own little corner where they have no one (well, Harry is there, but no other adults. Remus has way more faith in Dumbledore than Sirius does)
So, imagine this: Sirius lost everyone, he lost James, he lost his brother, he and Barty are in the same boat. So, like, imagine them talking quietly through the bars, each treating the other as a Regulus stand-in even if their personalities are more similar to each other than to Regulus. This grows into somewhat getting to know each other, something that's almost friendship. A cold comfort in the coldness of Azkaban. Then, Barty seemingly stops talking to Sirius and dies soon after, and Sirius doesn't know what to make of it. After Barry dies, he starts staying in Padfoot form more and more.
And then, post-Azkaban, they gonna meet again and bond over escaping Azkaban and caring about Harry.
There'll be healing. There'll be bad coping mechanisms. There'll be a desperation for any familiar connection and a lot of dark humor. They're on the run from both Voldemort and the ministry. And, like, if anyone thinks Sirius Orion Black won't be willing to help get away from Crouch Sr's body, they don't know Sirius Black.
Like, I think they'd just get each other, but also keep making incorrect assumptions about each other at the same time all the while being desperate for what the other represents — people they lost, time they lost. I think it's a fun concept with angst potential.
They're also both incredibly intelligent and skilled wizards (Barty tricked the Goblet of Fire, which is no easy feat). I think they could see each other, eventually after they get over the initial mess of shared losses, as equals and partners in crime. They just have such a vibe, idk. Like, I imagine them pseudo-parenting Harry together, and all I can come up with would be hilarious, but also, like, surprisingly good for Harry. Harry needs more people in his life who would appreciate him for him, more people that'll raise his ridiculously low self-esteem.
Do you know who's the first character to tell Harry he has talents? Barty Jr.
“Well, I’m not going to tell you,” said Moody gruffly. “I don’t show favoritism, me. I’m just going to give you some good, general advice. And the first bit is — play to your strengths.” “I haven’t got any,” said Harry, before he could stop himself. “Excuse me,” growled Moody, “you’ve got strengths if I say you’ve got them. Think now. What are you best at?”
(GoF, 344)
Basically, I think they'd be messed up, but also make it work under their specific circumstances.
(Can you tell I love trauma bonding ships?)
#harry potter#hp#asks#ship talk#hollowedrambling#barty crouch junior#sirius black#sirius black x barty crouch jr#bitchkiller#is apperently the ship name#whyyy???#im not a fan of it#what about#barck#(barty + black and it sounds like 'bark' and sirius is a dog)#bartpad#sirmius#I'm brainstorming ship names here#I never made up a ship name#I'm no good at it#starpretend#that's the one my beta liked
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Puppy is being born today probably!!!
#just saw the breeder say her temp dropped last night#exciiiited#need to finally start doing some reading about becoming a multi dog house#want to do everything as well as possible and set everyone up for a happy life together#its almost weird having some anxiety about it when my house growing up always had 3+ dogs in it#idr my parents doing anything in particular to introduce. even when i brought home my sam#i was 14 but i have no memory of his first time being in the house and meeting our other dogs...#angel was such a mama and loved babies so im sure she instantly loved him but the other dogs?? idk#weird to remember picking him (he was a craiglist pup) and getting him in the car and even some of the ride home. talking names with my dad#but that's it#i just want misty and felony to be friiiends#and I'm a little worried about how jealous Misty has been lately. of her toys in particular#and she doesn't really like puppies very much tbh. they annoy and overwhelm her. (even though she's often overbearing with other dogs)#she's been doing this thing with visiting dogs where she'll grab a toy and bring it near them. shaking it around and being playful#but also with lots of growlies. not mean intense growls. but definitely more intense than when im playing with her and she's growly#it almost seems like a play with me but don't touch my toy kind of thing. not really sure what to make of it#if the dog grabs the toy she'll drop it and bark at them. and immediately reclaim the toy if the dog drops it#her preferred way to play would just be to run and shoulder bump and chase and be chased#but she'll do that whole thing with sticks too#if we're outside#idk. time to start reading and learning more#guess ive just been waiting until it felt real
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walking a tiny little rex lapis around liyue harbour on an itty bitty little harness like hes some kind of weird dog
#thats it thtats the post#dunno why tipsyposting is always zhongli but here we are !!#sorry i havent posted writing recently im uhhh (checks notes) (puts away notebook)#yeah#general barks#yall know that redraw of the post thats like “this little pink bitch was named yae miko!!!!” of the dog with the little smug face yeah#thats the vibe#everyone thinks its just a very diligently dressed up little puppy but no thats The Geo Archon#businesses who give him little treats are said to have good financial fortune in teh coming year <3
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i <3 my misandrist pets
#luna pantufa and pandora the girl gang who cant stand the new little guy we brought home (puppy we named tino)#pandora (kitty) wont go to the yard anymore. she just stays inside and glares at him through the closed glass doors#when they have a long stareoff tino will start barking at her and pandora gets extremely annoyed and leaves#pantufa (dog) just side eyes him. she stands him but if he comes too close she'll growl#luna (dog) is the household mom who babysat all of the other pets (shes been with us the longest)#so naturally shes trying to take on that role once again#but he annoys her so bad its so funny. she literally bullies him. keeps him cornered#like. ok ill look after you and maybe play with you a little but youre on Thin Fucking Ice#ive heard her giving him lectures (growling and barking) during the night#luna also hates my uncle's dog. when he's here visiting the three of them are just#so clearly done with him all the time its so funny#in kells words. girls who sit in a line and glare at men#im so proud........#all of our pets are rescues btw !#tino will stay with us for a bit but soon he'll go live w my other grandparents who dont have pets yet :)
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Just Desserts Pets by size (and owner)! (Patreon)
Bonus Joel and the new Bamboo cat-staring each other down:
#Doodles#Just Desserts#I would also say by name and sex but a lot of them are still undecided lol#I'm pretty sure these are all the at-least-somewhat canon pets - Just A Bee for example was omitted lol#Maybe there'll be someone who gets Just A Bee someday! But it's not gonna be Honey&Easter Nest I can tell you that much lol#I do not care how thematic it would be! She gets a bunny! It is the most correct!#Also somewhat ironic that she got a cherry-filled donut bunny and then Cherry Shortcake got the merengue dove...#Look they're not meant to Match they're meant to be What The Owner Wants!#Anyway this has all gotten off the rails lol - down the line!#Starting with the itty-bittiest of spiders! Spider Bites' spider bites ♥ I still love them - probably even more now lol#I never did decide how many she can summon at once since they're not like...properly physical in the same way Taffy is lol#You can touch them and hold them to be certain! But only when they exist (lol) Probably wouldn't be more than a baker's dozen hehehe#The birds ended up being the smallest after the spider(s) huh :0 I wasn't planning that but it seems fitting#I think Merengue (name not decided on but if Wafer is any indication lol) probably is a little smaller than Kiwi's flan chicken#Chicken is chicken-sized but Merengue isn't quite as small as a pigeon - somewhere in the middle#Sunflower is tiny by mammal standards tho! The smallest yet! Even smaller than cinnamouse!#Then again for a mouse cinnamouse is quite large lol - big plush teddy-bear sized! :D#I really do want to get better at drawing dogs... Do Sweet Pea justice one of these days she's such a sweet girl#I still love that she's made of almond BARK white chocolate - so she can lick her own paws hehehe#Konpeitoad is wider than they are tall really - still counts for medium sized just an outlier is all! Still cute tho#They're probably one of the ones I most want to draw digitally as well since I can imagine their colour palette easily haha#Cute purpley and cream toad skin with rainbow konpeito warts and clear bubble-cheeks hehe <3 They're very cute!#Barnaby too - he's got a strong mint colour palette! Lots of greens and whites! Still such a fun and cute lad with all his segmentation#Also finally cleaned up the Mercandy's amezaiku catfish design a bit - better fins!#It's a bit funny as well since Marshmallow Fluff originally had a mint colour palette as well until I simplified her design :P Things!#Wafer's largely unchanged tho ♪ Seeing them near each other I kinda wanna draw him and Sweet Pea playing now hehe ♥#Finally Taffy! The smallest of the large pets! About what you'd expect for a mammalian farm animal tho I suppose haha#Butterscotch is still so cuuute ahh ;; I can't believe I haven't drawn her more - she has so much room for scalloping! Her earsss#And finally the Queens' pets! They get to be the biggest because they're royalty lol - they already make the biggest creatures!#Oh and I suppose double-finally the Vargases' licorice cat and the new cat! I still hadn't decided on Bamboo's coat pattern...
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if you give this fucker one SHRED of affection hes yours.
#yall call gale easy? give cassian a stupid pet name and he will literally bark like a dog for you#I HATE IT THANKS#tbd#✧☽ ooc →「 ᶤᵐ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵈᵉᵛᶤˡ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶤ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ˡᶤᵏᵉ ᵒᶰᵉ 」
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guards!! he's reblogging pictures of dogs and tagging them "MEEE" again
#when asked for comment the defendant simply replied#bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark#oh speaking of which I changed my bnet name to dogboy recently#and I did not anticipate the level of comments I would get about it#my previous username was Chilchuck & every once in a while people would be like omg dunmeshi#but now people just tell me to bark for them. what happened to hi hello how are you#I guess dog boys are like. popular? online? right now?#I'm not complaining#I've always been like this. the zeitgeist has caught up to me and someday it will move past me#and I'll still be barkin
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watching Wandavision again is not enough, I need to be one of the citizens of Westview
#i would not complain being trapped in Wanda's hex#free escape from a boring terrible reality? yes please#like yes Wanda i want to be part of your sitcom roleplay please let me in#i'll take any names and any job you decide to give me#do you need another dog? i can bark— Uhh i mean...uhh I mean I can be uhh A normal bystander?#wanda maximoff#wandavision#txt post
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John, a bitter widower, finds himself to be the caretaker of a lighthouse— which the residents of the coastal town have nicknamed “White Star”, due to its luminosity and habitual scintillation.
#babylon 5#b5#for once it's not an incorrect quote#lighthouse au#source: @therighthandofvengeance#moodboard monday#babylon 5 moodboard#john sheridan#fyi: the dog in the top left image is a Great Pyrenees#aka: as stubborn as it is big and fluffy#the dog’s name is Beckett because sometimes its bark sounds like “Boims! Boims!”#when Susan (a lifeguard) introduces herself to John— Beckett takes to her immediately (thus immediately proving Ivanova’s trustworthiness)#but also:#the heiress taking her yacht out always gets John’s attention: Miss Mir#he wants to introduce himself but doesn’t want to meet a new person (especially when Beckett refuses to leave his side around her)#of course Beckett is only staying there because of a need to try to comfort John#but still#it’s a bit of a catch-22
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it's pride month so i think sadie sink should confess her undying love to me actually because i am gay and i would give up my entire life for her. in this essay i will
#sadie ONE CHANCE please. icould treat u right i promise like. im not rich like u but i uh. i make some mean scrambled eggs!!!! and and#i can ummmmmmm . cook. a little bit. but like if u want me to learn to cook for u i can i literally dont care i will bark or be a dog or#whatever like name something pls pls. one chance 🙏🙏🙏#< no i am not down bad. what ru talking about#sadie sink#bee.txt
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me when i realize almost every book i chose to read before like 8th grade was some kind of xenofiction
#like obviously i was a skippy john jones fan i named my dog june bug and im a dog therian#but like i read almost all of warrior cats (stopped around dawn of the clans the new erins dont exist to me its not canon)#i read survivors too and genuinely loved them i was obsessed even though no one else read them#also stole a copy of the tale of desperaux bc i loved it sm#also LOVED the book pax#i think the only exception was the 'if youre reading this its too late' books#alterhuman#therian#dogkin#otherkin#bug barks
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