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When he can’t decide wether to go completely shirtless while making breakfast, so just over halfway will just have to do 🤗🤗🤗🥵🥵🥵
#lifting shirt#halfway there#hairy male#hairy#chest#cute#very hairy#gay hairy#gay#bearded hunk#hairychest#hairy tummy#hairy otter#hairygay#hairyman#hairy torso#hairy belly#hairyscruffguys#manliness#bared to you#male chest#furry torso#furry abs#gay interest#mmmhhh
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
#ITS MY FAVOURITE PASTA RECIPE#tastes so so good and delicious and hearty and warm#doesn’t require many ingredients or effort and is so yummy#I have sensory issues and digestive disorders and this recipe brings me so much joy#barely anything to remember!!! rich while still easy on the stomach!!!!#listen to my gibberish boy#you can add any amount of sugar and vinegar and cheese it works regardless#I UPPED THE GARLIC BECAUSE OF FEEDBACK BTW#AND PUT THE CHEESE AT THE END TO AVOID IT STICKING TO THE POT
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comics as an art form make me insane. they’re so difficult to do well. there’s so many different ways to make sequential art work and most of them are deeply unintuitive. onomatopoeia that feels completely ridiculous to put down often reads seamlessly. panels on a page become a fractally nested image composition challenge that’s only possible to lose because if you do a good job no one will notice. you have to direct the readers’ eyes on a specific path across the page but also account for the fact that they won’t follow it. comic time isn’t linear. if the order of events isn’t crystal clear the story becomes incomprehensible. sometimes you need to do this on purpose. all this for a medium almost universally considered less effective than animation and less respectable than plain text. even its own name doesn’t take it seriously
#don’t mind me just chewing on drywall#some of the absolute best comics don’t look remotely impressive until you try to make one yourself#and some absolutely beautiful panel layouts and art combine to make a stunning visual that barely manages to get any meaning across#you have to emulate cinematography by cultural necessity at this point#but if you lean too hard in that direction your comics just become Worse Movies#there’s barely any standard practices for anything because people are just barely starting to look at comics seriously#mumbling
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The eye opened and I wasnt prepared.
#Magnus Archives#art#digital art#tma#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus archives#fanart#jmart fanart#barely#if you squint#digital illustration#digital drawing#artists on tumblr
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let’s go
#watch me undress for you 😉#ass tease#ass to eat#thick hips#bare butt#bare ass#thick and juicy#big juicy ass#cutie w a bootie#girls with curves#curvy#girls with tattoos#big bootie#bootie peach#curvy girls#curvy and cute#curvy body#onlytease#touch my body#spank my ass#spankable ass#spank me pls#spankable bottom#big round butt#thick legs#phatassbooty#female hips#hips & ass#curvy hips#sexy hips
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dreamstat + appearing whenever louis gets the ick
#barely balthasar kills me every time louis you are so bitchy i love you so bad#my beautiful gorgeous princess with many disorders <3#interview with the vampire#iwtv#jacob anderson#sam reid
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#bookworm#books and reading#book lover#booktok#book tumblr#book blog#bookish#books and coffee#book quotes#sylvia day#crossfire series#bared to you
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# taking “undressing her with my eyes” to a whole other level
#yes YES i still haven't moved on from the first episode#detective au on the screen. just too good#''is it hot? are you?..'' well rio's barely restraining herself what do you think :]#agatha all along#agathario#aaaedit#tvedit#marveledit#marvelgifs#agatha harkness#rio vidal#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#agatha x rio#mcuedit#mine#my gifs#still think teen's incantation just loosened the spell rio was doing the real work <3
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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.
to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:
kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him#what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes#bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him#and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good#even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here#but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online#(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline#mynn.txt#dm text#crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so
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#mcyt#hermitcraft#traffic life#grian#traffic smp#hermitcraftfanart#desert duo#waffle duo#mumbojumbo#mumbo jumbo fanart#grian fanart#goodrimeswithscar#goodtimewithscar fanart#impulsesv#hes here for a brief second#hey im alive barely how are you#hope you doing good!!
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When your “Crush” bares his chest out on a run together, unaware how much he’s driving you crazy 🤪 🤪🤪🥵🥵🥵
#hairy male#bald and bearded#hairy#chest#bearded hunk#hairy abs#male pits#male chest#muscle hairy#gay#gay hairy#very hairy#hairychest#cute#gay handsome#crush#unrequited love#bared to you#that body#teasing#hairy mature#hairy tummy#hairyman#hairy belly#hairy torso#hairygay
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the idea of jason hitting his head on doorways and tripping on his own feet because he got so big so fast is devastating btw
he doesnt fit in old hide aways, his hands can cover whole book pages.
he never got to experience puberty in a way that made his body feel like his
#puberty is so important and you already dont feel right going through it normally#imagine going through it suddenly and beig treated like an adult when you barely got to be a teenager#jason todd#batman#dc universe#batfam#dc comics#dcu#batfamily#robin
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fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…
#the thing about these tweets is the absolutely rancid entitlement in them and then the attempt to justify it#'keep up a charade that the floor is clean' do you... not clean your house? do you not mop the floors??????????#anyway. are you americans okay???#specifically…. are white americans ok????#is the right to keep your shoes on also written into your constitution?#also the getting sick is 99 per cent random tweet is giving me brain damage#anyway. nobody is coming into my home with their outside shoes on#and if the feel of your bare feet on the floors i clean almost every day is so revolting to you#we have inside shoes?????#polls#*r
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this is the type of romance novel shadowheart would read in her spare time (and the type of daydreams she'd have of lae'zel asldkf!!)
a;lsdkfj and the sketch/lines as a lil bonus
#ichiro's doodles#bg3#lae'zel#shadowheart#shadowzel#shadowheart can't swim!!#but also mer'zel is just very pretty 😮💨#but heheehehe this was the most self indulgent thing i've drawn of them fr#i suppose i could tag for#slight nudity#but like 👀 you barely see the shadowboob a;sldkfjasd but ya never kno out here 😅#siren au
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Hey so remember how grocery prices suddenly jackknifed during lockdown and never went back down?
Well turns out the companies would have done that shit either way and had been steadily price-fixing for the last decade!
Washington State Attorney General Bob Ferguson just announced more than $40 million in court-ordained Fuck You money from massive swaths of food production companies are to be paid out to households earning at or below 175% of the federal poverty level ($25.5k for 1 person, $34.5k for 2 people households) before Dec 31st of this year. Happy Holidays.
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"The bottom line here is that my legal team took on two large corporate price-fixing conspiracies that increased the cost for groceries for Washington families. We've prevailed, and as a result, we are sending checks to over 400,000 Washington households."
Cannot stress enough the extent of the conspiracies he's talking about here. 15 out of the total 19 chicken producers got nailed in this lawsuit. Not the total number of conspirators, mind, just the ones who left enough evidence for the AG to kick their ass in so expedient a manner. Make no mistake, all 19 were in on it. The court case against the rest of them has been delayed until October of next year, though. None of them are making it out unscathed.
Tuna didn't escape antitrust horseshit either, because the CEOs of Starkist, Chicken of the Sea, and Bumblebee Tuna had a fucking group chat where they complained that the price of tuna was "too low" and they agreed to artificially inflate the price.
“What’s so maddening about the conduct of these companies is the reason that they engaged in this price-fixing conspiracy was greed. They wanted to make money."
So anyway the AG who nailed their asses to the wall and continues to do so is running for governor. If you live in Washington, could be worth your vote when primary season rolls around.
#news#uspol#monopolies#so hey i guess the world isn't complete bullshit even if the settlement money really shoulda been higher#cause deep down you know they only settled because they knew the money was barely going to be a slap on the wrist#Youtube
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like it's MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill
#physical touch? kill with bare hands#gifts? weapons#words of affirmation? 'wow you killed those guys so fast'#quality time? 'wow you're killing these guys so slowly'#mumbling
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