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the-crooked-library · 2 months ago
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okay so I gotta say, I don’t believe the whole “vampires cannot make good art” thing. I just don’t buy it. Like, call me biased, but as a writer, I don’t think you could talk the way they do and not be good at least at writing. There’s no way.
(you are a challenge every sunset, Saint Louis)
(I had powers now, and decades of rage to process - and so it was both random and unfortunate the man picked that night to dabble in fuckery) (I mean are you kidding me, that line is MUSIC)
(THE NAME! The name, unuttered in our home for twenty-three years - said over and over, until it was pounding in my head like a hammer!)
As such: what I personally think is actually happening is something far more mundane. Picture this - you've just been turned. Vampirism has enhanced everything about you, so your senses are like 10 times more distracting, you're stronger, faster, you're murdering nightly, you're most likely born out of some sort of trauma, and on top of that you've got years to compound whatever issues you already had - which, surprise surprise, are also somehow more intense now, whodathunk, mainly because your senses/murder/immortality are fucking with them BIG. Seriously, think about it: how much would vampire senses exacerbate symptoms of ADHD or autism? Would the species change, the nocturnal lifestyle, the mind gift contribute to dissociation, psychosis, schizophrenia? Would the killings and the loss of community be a factor in the way your depression might develop - or religious scrupulosity? OCD?
It's not that vampires cannot make good art. It's just that it becomes supremely difficult to do so, especially given that they cannot take human medication/finding a nocturnal therapist would be a bitch even if you're modern/Louiiss mon cher what eez a coping mechanisme y'know. I am convinced with 100000% certainty that, given enough time and dedication a vampire could absolutely make good art again* - though, in all fairness, very few of the ones we know possess the patience. Mind gifts/vampire speed + strength/inherited riches tend to destroy that sort of skill real fast; still, though, it's not a curse. It's symptoms disease.
* It is also possible, just as it is for humans, to develop all sorts of technical skills and still lack the “eye” for art (cough Marius cough) - but in that case, maybe try music?.. start writing? Get into ASMR? you’ve got an eternity to fuck around. Do whatever.
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silvershewolf247 · 2 years ago
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Glen: My teacher intentionally misgendered me in class
Andy: Want me to beat the crap out of him
Glen: I was just gonna write a letter to the dean
Andy: Fine, but if that doesn't work, just text me
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kosher-martian · 28 days ago
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Well consider that water polo was a popular sport in the 2150s at least according to Enterprise. So maybe people in the future just have very different tastes in sport?
Here's hoping for hockey being more popular in the future. Could you imagine holodeck hockey?
One of the funniest things in Star Trek is that baseball has completely vanished from human culture by the 24th century and Sisko is seen as something of a weirdo for being so into it, meanwhile Worf was on his school soccer team and Bashir almost became a tennis pro.
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23victoria · 7 months ago
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“Who is she?!”
f1 grid x fem!hamilton!reader smau, charles leclerc x fem!hamilton!reader smau
faceclaim: tyla (i love her shes so gorgeous!!)
authors note: i honestly love doing smaus! any feedback is appreciated and please like, comment, and reblog!! hope you enjoy!! also thank you for all love! i appreciate it! and yes there are some typos i’m too tired to fix them😭 let me know if you want me to start a taglist!!
edit: this has been sitting in my drafts since may 26…i needed to post it
𝚏𝟷 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝
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supriseeee!!! new single “water” out now!! 🤭✨
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yoursibling ahhhhh I’m so excited!! it’s finally out!!
lewishamilton congrats y/n the song is a banger!!! 🫶🏾
↳ y/n_ig thanks cuzzo 🥰
yourbff one my fav songs off the album
↳ livelaughlovey/n album?!? what?!?
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stany/n bout to blast this through my speakers rn!!
charlesleclerc the song is amazing y/n! you’re so talented!!
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holy fuck. i literally have no words. number 1 in three days is insane! i’m speechless honestly, thank you. thank you to everyone who has been here form the beginning and saw something in me. this is for all of us. i love you ❤️
in honor of this huge achievement I’m having a concert this friday in new york, at the barclays center!! tickets are free!! see you there! 😘
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↳ y/n_ig thank you baby!!
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last night, best night of my life✨! you guys came and showed tf out and I’m behind grateful🤧!! the energy was highhh and i had a fucking blast!! thank you for coming and showing love!! I can’t wait to do this again!! love you🥹!!
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nouvxllev · 9 months ago
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"When I saw you
I fell in love, and
you smiled
because you knew
-William Shakespeare"
LOVE.LOVE.LOVE.
I wanted to make a request! I had a similar interaction like this, and when I had read this, I fell inloveeeeee with this qoute sm. Can you do a Wednesday x Reader? In which it's Wednesday who actually falls inlove 😭
amore, amore, amore.
Pairing: Author!Wednesday Addams x Gn!Reader
Summary: request!! ^^
Words: 6.0k (oh what the fuck)
Warnings: told in WEDNESDAYS POV AND ALTERNATE TIMELINES!, the gomezification of wednesday addams prevails, yes they meet at a museum, also kinda 7 husbands of evelyn hugo coded, slight plottwist at the end!
a/n: aaaa ofc ofc!! also i absolutely love the idea where wednesday fell first and harder
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I believe they cursed me the moment their lips became something worth fighting for.
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"If they intend to halt my publishing, then so be it. I have no interest in entertaining that brain-dead company over countless of reasons as to why I shouldn't spare a few weeks for myself who believe I will fall under their will."
"Wednesday, they're the ones who publish your books, you just can't ignore their calls."
"Barclay, has your brain deteriorated to a degree in such a way that you are forgetting it's my presence that upholds that fucking company? Without me, they are nothing. Have you forgotten with how much power I withhold over them, or have your scales reached that hollow of a brain?"
"You can't ignore the leverage they have over you, sure you have the amount of money, if not more, to sue them, but they could literally tip you off and brand you as some selfish author."
"Please do comprehensively explain to me as to why I would be a selfish author?"
"Wednesday Friday fucking Addams, it's because you're half-way across the fucking world at some fucking museum in Italy while you have a manuscript due a fucking week ago!"
"I fail to see my fault."
"Addams, if you don't get your shit together, I swear—"
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I had solved countless of murders in my time of Nevermore. I had one thing to do when I finally left, and I was going to succeed.
If you had told me after I willingly left that horrid place you call an educating institution that I would experience the same fate as an author, I would've traced the outer skin of your face with a pocket knife and display it on your family's doorstep.
Barclay, amongst others, remained someone I held close. She could be infuriating, but no one would ever be much deserving of a terrible, terrible position than be under my control as my manager when I pursued writing.
But no one tells you how people could easily forget you in a matter of seconds if you don't make a name for yourself when you've put yourself out there, even if it's something far, far from your own.
I was only fortunate enough people enjoyed what I publish.
I couldn't care less if they didn't, that's why I found it hard to give two shits about what that damned company thought of my revised schedule. But I needed to make a living. To make something out of myself.
If I had continued my actions— in which I have full control over with—I could lose everything.
I could've build it up from scratch if it happened, but Lucifer knows how long would a simple idea for a plot that could get into the lack of attention span of the population could take.
I could lose the name I print on paper.
I could lose my name.
And then I realized I haven't.
There was something that I was destined to fall under. It was there with my eyes taped to a painting, not knowing I became one for another.
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I hung up. The mere thought of having a multistep plan to eventually murder my manager was between God and me. That woman had me teetering on the edge of becoming a one-hit serial killer overnight.
My head tilted over a large painting towering amidst the others down the line. My hands remained tucked deep within the pockets of a trench coat far too oversized for me.
I couldn't take much time of squinting, staring as if it had garnered my interest not after a dreaded phone call that I convinced myself truly took my energy and managed to inject anesthesia inside my veins.
A light sway became evident in my steps, as if I was sulking in my own woe of what I should and could've done to prevent myself fucking it up on a company that I could soon own if not me being under the age of what is required to own a firm without having to ring up my own godforsaken of a family.
I could almost take another step if I wasn't met with another person.
Countless of papers flew across the hard-tiled floor. It was over before I knew what had happened. I found myself standing there, eyes glued to the person I collided with, my eyebrows crossed and my mouth hung open like a fool.
"I'm—I'm so sorry, fuck." They grit under their breath, like they were berating themselves while they picked up the rest of what had fell.
I stood there, not knowing what to do or what not to do but stare at them and wait for them to pull themselves up.
And so that's what I did.
I wish I hadn't.
Because now it was the time I was unable to speak. Unable to use the words I've been writing my novels with, the words that I should've spoken in the seconds they had landed in front of me. For the first time, my words had failed me.
A question rang in my head, Why do I now feel as if I do not belong inside of my own body? Why does my life feel complete now that they were here?
When Y/n fixed herself, she looked at me and smiled. I knew I looked like an idiot staring at them, yet I never went out of my way to barely fix myself.
Why were they smiling?
"Why are you smiling?" I asked under my breath, like I was taken breathless. I hadn't mean to say it out loud, but my cold and otherwise damned heart seemed to be alive, like I was suffocating in my own rate. A fool in front of them I must've been.
They looked at their paper, then they looked at me.
They smiled yet again. Another question flicked across my head, what had happened to me to act as if I would go through hell and back for this person?
They smiled at me as if my presence gave them a reason to. And they loved me in every one of it.  
"Sorry—" they apologized, noticing how their thumb kept grazing the surface of their sketch, almost as if they were nervous. "You look prettier than... whatever I drew."
They stole one more look of me.
"Terrifyingly bewitching."
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It's horrifying knowing I couldn't explain what I felt that day. What I know is—I felt everything.
I've endured endless remarks on my appearance ranging from a number of ratings from those nonsensical people on the internet to every synonym people have thrown my way only to fail to evoke even a flicker of emotion.
Though it seems egotistical, I knew they held one intention: they wanted to impress me. They wanted me to know they were different amongst others who have approached me. They wanted to entice me, as if I could be owned.
Were it not for the arsenal and threats I carried, there would be much more.
Y/n was different. They never had any intentions of being with me, no desire to impress or claim me as theirs. They simply wanted me to know I was. That it was true. I just had never heard it from someone who could mutter two words that felt perfect.
And it's much more terrifying knowing I unexpectedly fell first, even if I deny myself.
I could tell you about the way y/n smiled, how it seemed to threaten the sun, warning it not to shine lest it risk embarrassment in contrast of hers. I could tell you the way their eyes followed their smile, how their life was encapsulated in their drawings, mirroring what they felt.
Yet, when it comes to explaining how I fell for them, words escape me. Even I, a tortured author, struggle to describe.
How must I convey the sensation of my heart pounding in my ears as if it was trying to break me? The ache in my stomach, churning every chance it got, every fiber of my being dreadfully surrendering to them.
But one is for certain: meeting them was like coming home.
My home.
But I couldn't bring myself to realize that—It was antagonizing for me. Humiliating and mortifying knowing one person could make me become a total fool, become someone I've never thought I'd be.
I've spent my whole life after hiding what I felt for them, lest I risk experiencing what I truly loathe: love.
I despised them ever since I met them, loathed them, hated them. But for what for? I ask myself countless of times, I have never gotten an answer.
When they left, I left. Thinking it would be fate that had accidentally brought two people together who held no meaning for eachothers life, that it was a mistake, and I could've been wrong with how I'm feeling.
And when I came back, they were there.
And when I approached them, it felt right.
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It was a week after the incident, but no matter how I tried, I still remember how their smile felt around me. Suffering, irritating, lovely. Like I wanted to relieve it, no matter how much time had passed.
Never once did I get their name in the span of meeting them, it was useless to know anyway.
Yet, I find myself returning to the museum every chance I get for God knows what, acting as if I had unfinished business staring at paintings while the staff rambled beside me. They were better off tattooing their explanation in my skull.
I had other places to attend to, other tasks I should've been doing rather than constantly visiting museum in the afternoon as if I have duties and low-paid labor for employment.
I should've been at my apartment days ago, exhausting myself on a half-assed manuscript I would have recurring thoughts of annihilating along with severing Bianca's hands through the phone.
What terrified me is why I was back.
Standing in front of them. My hands tucked deep inside the pockets of another trench coat, looking down on them sitting on one of the blocks of granite surrounding a oddly placed tree in the middle of the hall, drawing whatever there is to draw.
"Hello." I greeted them. They almost looked startled, surprised that I was even talking to them, like I was some vengeful ghost who returned to seek revenge. Though they weren't far off.
They looked up, immediately flipping over their clipboard as they locked eyes with me.
"Oh—" They cleared their throat, "Hi. Hey, hello." They smiled, albeit awkward. But that feeling of dread, or whatever, came back. Stronger than ever, I feared. I almost had half the mind of punching them in the gut and questioning them why they had this effect on me.
"Didn't know you come here often." A chuckle followed their question, or maybe it was a statement, placing their elbows on their lap while they gazed right at me.
I scoffed, murmuring against gritted teeth why did I even approach them in the first place. "And I didn't know you draw me that often."
I look down on the piece of paper, their deliberate and aggressive brush strokes having an effect on the paper, leaving marks upon marks. It was clear that I've been their subject for days on end. Even if I were to absent, I'd still be able to be the pinnacle of their sketches.
It was funny back then, humorous in my mind on how quick they snatched the piece of paper and tried to explain with little to no comprehension that went across their mind.
"Oh, God, no, no! I just—Okay, well, maybe I've been drawing you ever since I saw you, it's creepy now that I mention it... but it's just—it's dumb of me to not draw you, you know?" They were flustered, their mouth opening and closing only for me to receive words that were out of the dictionary.
They sighed, my lips twitched.
"I'd like to ask," My voice trailed off, grimacing even at the thought of having to initiate a conversation with more or less than five words, "What's... your name?"
"Y/N," They nodded, "L/N. Y/N/L/N." They reached out for a handshake only to immediately retract after a brief awkward seconds of staring. Their name sounded familiar.
"Why are you here?"
"Do I need to reason to?"
"I suppose so, no. But I am curious." Even I don't know why I'm still back here.
Y/n sighed, like I was the one getting on their nerves while it was me who battling against whatever fucked-up demon spawned in my stomach that caused me to feel, things.
"Nothing."
I frowned. "You came here because of.... Nothing?"
"Mhm."
"You are drawing strangers you know nothing about because of nothing?"
"Thought I made myself clear on that first word."
"You've made yourself look foolish than any average person."
"Well, you never told me your name. I think that's foolish enough over my case."
It was my turn to sigh.
"Addams." I reluctantly said to them, "Wednesday, Addams."
Then Y/n looked up at me as if I was some sort of otherworldly deity going back down to earth to finish whatever I started. "Wednesday Addams. I think I've heard that name before."
"No. No, you haven't."
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If it wasn't horribly obvious, the sole purpose of my visit to Italy was to neglect everything I left behind in New York—especially deadlines— and hoped my eyes would finally work some sense that would let me start anew.
It was shameful of me, passion that dwindled into something less. If I had the chance, I would've tortured myself for even considering abandoning all of my life's work.
Though, I had my reasons. Even if I had threatened my target population and my audience, it still wouldn't be enough.
In short, I had lost motivation to pursue another book.
I felt as if there was something missing, that I couldn't even dare to even blow the collecting dust in the rims of my typewriter.
I begged for my brain to work, to even produce the slightest idea or word that could have some meaning to it. I was ready to write anything that came to mind, even if it was mediocre.
But, instead, my heart responded.
When I met Y/n, I started writing, and we started talking.
Words flowed through, and my time was wasted on Y/n.
My time was wasted, and they were wasted with their significant other.
I always thought I would suffer the thought of having to live an eternal life with none other than myself, that it was inevitable I was going to perish alone in my own woe.
It remained the same. Now, it's just having to live with the fact that my only greatest love had another.
I felt as if I ate a forbidden fruit once I heard they had someone that loved them as much as I denied myself of the same kind, like I plagued myself with hundreds of years of worry and attachment to someone who had eyes on another, a special muse they had.
Only that I would crumble immediately, tempted to take the fruit in my hands, forever stain my lips of something immoral so that I could forever crawl and weep over them.
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In my time in Italy, I thought i'd be avoiding acquaintances that would be much more of a burden to me rather than someone useful. Yet there I was, watching Y/n saunter into my life like the revelation they were.
It's safe to say that Y/n turned out to be anything but a burden. They became someone I looked forward to seeing every day, though I hadn't realized they were motivation until then.
"Wends!"
Their awfully cheerful voice pierced through the air of the restaurant, almost granting the attention from other people as if they shared the same horrendous and dreadful nickname as me.
As much as I fantasized about walking out of the restaurant with y/n's half-broken jaw, I couldn't deny whatever was swirling in my head.
Ever since they knew of that wretched nickname unfortunately given to me by none other by that infectious and the ever infuriating ball of sunshine, Enid Sinclair, they've been calling me it as if I don't have a birth name.
It was a month ever since I've known Y/n, and it was a month of them being a constant presence in my life. They shared breakfast with me, lunches, and sometimes dinners that I somehow always and reluctantly accepted.
They became my routine, and it was a fact I'd sooner die with than confess to anyone.
Y/n slowly approached my table that was filled to the brim with countless of books and my oddly placed typewriter, putting their own stuff down on the seat beside them. "You're here early. You ordered something yet?"
It was 12PM. We agreed on 1, and I came at 10.
I scoffed, keeping my eyes on the typewriter. "You, of all people, should know by now that I would much rather sooner paint myself neon than touch anything on this menu."
I hear y/n setting their elbows on the table, resting their face between their hands. "Aw, c'mon Wends, it wouldn't kill you.
"Cyanide won't, but this will." I stopped writing to take one look at them, obviously and oddly, my gaze never and will never work on them. "Take my advice if you're eager to leave this restaurant with a mouth able to eat and speak."
"Ever the happiest person, Wends." They chuckled, sliding a somehow too bright and colorful menu towards them, "I'll order for you."
I stopped writing all together, "Y/n."
"Wednesday." They raised an eyebrow, a smile tugging at her lips. It was over before I was even playing the game. Resistance over their lips felt futile anyway.
"Fine." I sighed, shutting my eyes closed just so that for once I can't have my stomach doing fucking acrobatics at the sight of them. "I will... allow it."
The ever-growing smile that crept up to their face was priceless, I couldn't bring myself to pry my eyes away. Murmuring something along the lines that I was too easy to lure in.
Once a waiter passed our table, Y/n ordered something along the lines of whatever the fuck 'Due Cream Soda Alla Vaniglia e Lampone con Glitter Commestibili' was. I was certain I was going to leave the restaurant with a non-working heart and a stomach turning inside and out.
It took no longer than a minute for Y/n to get a hold one of the numerous books piled infront of me. "Are you studying for something?" They asked, opening it only to close it once they noticed how outdated some of the languages are.
I let a small chuckle pass my lips. "What drives you to such a hypothesis."
They gestured to the books and my typewriter, "By how you're literally surrounded by books and you're on a fucking typewriter instead of a laptop." They pointed out, murmuring another, "Also, who the hell says hypothesis."
"People with functioning frontal lobes." I quipped, letting my fingers write on instinct across the typewriter keys as I listened to Y/n's ramblings. "I'm... writing."
"You're an author?"
"No."
"Then why—"
"Are you a painter? An artist?"
"Well... I—no?"
"Then we both don't know what we're doing."
Y/n fell silent moments after, I couldn't help but miss the sound of their voice. Admitting the mere thought aloud seemed absurd, let alone thinking it in the first place. I would've bashed my head on top of my typewriter if not for my resistance.
"How long will you be staying in Italy?" they eventually asked.
"Two more weeks," I replied. "My flight is already scheduled, I'll be leaving then on."
"Oh."
I wasn't expecting an answer anything other than a hint of happiness that I was eventually leaving their life.
"You are?" They repeated, as if they couldn't believe such a statement even escaped my lips, clear disappointment flickering across their face. "That's not... long."
"I am certainly not saying here indefinitely now that I have something to continue when I've arrived at my destination." I cleared out, doing my very best to escape the impending guilt washing over me.
"I'll miss you, Wednesday."
Their words were sincere. Lovely. It had stopped me from writing all together.
Guilt wasn't a feeling I was familiar with at the time. I rarely come across such a feeble emotion. Now it felt like I've committed something immoral. There were times that I lie for my own convenience, and nothing more than my own reason.
Now it felt like I should've lied for them.
I will forever miss you.
I wrote. I never showed them.
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One week had passed and I rarely ever got to see Y/n after. Our encounters became increasingly scarce, and their voice plagued me from days on end.
I clung to the faithless hope I had that they would text me, to reach out, to even show me they're alive and well.
I returned to the museum for every day they were absent in my life, searching for any sign of their presence, but each day ended in disappointment.
Of course, fate is indifferent to my yearning, refusing to grant someone I so desperately sought.
Regret gnawed at me as the days turned into a week, and the week turned into the day before my flight.
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"Addams. I've heard from others that you've been writing."
"Who others?"
"I'll spare a name to spare New York a corpse found in their sewage pipes by the time you've, hopefully I assume, returned and not jump off the plane."
"Even if I went off the grid, your nagging would've been in spirit."
"Don't flatter me."
"Don't kill yourself without showing me a video tape in full resolution for me to get through rough weeks. Or maybe take a shotgun and shoot yourself in your garage and let me have the keys to your house."
"Addams."
I sigh. "Yes, the rumors—though I would want that vampires head on a stake—are true. I've been writing."
"What happened to you there? You met someone?"
"How'd you know—No. No, I—I haven't. What makes you come to such a foolish conclusion?"
"Oh my God, someone actually managed Wednesday—I'd rather kill myself before loving anyone—Addams to fall terribly in love with them. Who's the unfortunate soul?"
"I would not be naming them because they do not exist."
"You just stuttered, Wednesday. The only thing making you stumble your words is when you're overdosing on whatever poison you're having for breakfast."
"They're no one."
"How are you such a bad liar when you have countless of bodies hidden across the globe?"
I sigh again, this time, it was out of annoyance. "I'll be hanging up. Goodbye, Barclay. If ever you are considering to kill yourself, call me. I'll be at my most happiest to watch."
"Wait, no, Wednesday! I need progress on your—"
I hung up. It was pointless to answer her calls when I was a mere few step away from boarding a plane. She always had a way of getting under my skin, even from across the damn globe.
But there was one name that would always surface in my thoughts: Y/n.
The mere thought of their name will forever remind me of how my heart wasn't programmed to love.
I reached for my phone, fingers tracing over the cold screen. My mind was tired, blank. The only thing I could ever do is stare at their contact and wish I could've done something better.
I typed out a hesitant message, my thumb hovering over the send button as if it was something that could end my world. Only two thoughts ran to my mind: Would they reply, or would my message be nothing to them?
I almost hit send before I heard footsteps approaching me.
"Y/n?"
I whispered their name, the love I carried for them being surrendered like I'd crawl for them once I reached purgatory.
"What are you doing here?" My eyebrows furrowed. How could they leave me, only to return as I was about to depart? "Why are you here, you disappeared, avoided me, why—"
"He proposed to me."
Oh.
I always thought a near-death experience with a loved one would be the deepest I could feel.
I realized I was wrong.
Now my eyes ached to the sting. Like I was weeping for someone that perished in my heart, I grieve for a living soul that was me. It was pathetic.
I expected them to be overjoyed, over the moon as they would express themselves from time to time.
But when I met their eyes, all I saw were tears streaming down their face.
Oh, how I wished to wipe their worries away.
"Then why are you crying?"
"I don't know if I love him."
"Nonsense... You told me you loved him—"
"Well, maybe I haven't been saying anything true to you!"
"Look, I don't know what I'm doing—I don't know what the hell are we doing. I'm living in some apartment with some guy I don't even know I even love, I'm currently standing here like an idiot to a girl who's just about to leave my life, and you're—"
"You're everything."
It was that moment I realized I was lost in a haze of admiration and love for Y/n.
That I was far too deep in their life that they became mine. I never knew I needed them as much when I told them to leave with me and break up with their significant other.
I never knew I needed their lips onto mine until the moment I pulled them close to me.
Now I ache of them.
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"Do you regret it, mother? Being such a fool for someone, you became what you hated most. But you endured it all for them."
Wednesday Addams, seating across the bed from her daughter, Blair Addams. She looked just like you, she'd always wonder.
Wednesday sighed, her hand reaching out to gently touch Blair's. "Do you know the phrase, 'Come ti vidi M’innamorai, E tu sorridi Perchè lo sai?'" she asked softly.
"You know I've never indulged myself in whatever you're reading." She shook her head with a smile. She looked even more like you.
She let her fingers trace patterns on her hand, her gaze wandering else where. "Well, it translates to 'When I first met you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew," she explained.
"And do you believe in that, mother?"
Wednesday could almost smile. Her daughter was always the curious one, yet she always managed to be privy of her life from them. "I always believed Y/N knew the moment we first laid eyes on each other, I fell in love with them."
"So, yes, my raven." She nodded, "I do."
"I never knew Y/n would make me their title, their theme, their muse," Wednesday pondered, "I always wondered why i fell for them."
"Falling is an accident, gullible, like with people who fail to do basic things. But I am one of those people if not more if I fell for their on accident and continued to do so."
She sat beside Blair, her legs crossed beside her. "I've never told you at the time, but Y/n was a painter. And they wanted nothing more but than to forget about their past. They have never told me as to why, but I believe them.""
"I worried that my love was violence. It was pain, it was suffering. But y/n took care of themselves, they took care of me. There is no one in the world who had loved me more than them, I fear that it would break them, that I am deemed no longer someone who is a part of their story."
"Yet here we are."
Wednesday couldn't see the smile creeping from her daughters lips. But she knew it was there, just like how you looked like before. She will always and forever take pride in it.
She always thought her greatest love could be something of a passion, a talent, a hobby perhaps.
But no one told her it could be a person.
Blair stretched and turned on a light beside her bed, opening a drawer and taking out two of Wednesday's books. "Must they be the reason your books has been off to your prior ones, mother? You've written all your life of gore and mystery. Now it's romance."
"Well, I—"
"Oh, I'm definitely the reason why your mother has been subtly—not-so-subtly, switching to the romance genre."
You peered through the door, your body wrapped up in a cozy boritto style and everything with a train draping it's way to your back like some met-gala dress.
"Oh, mon chéri," Wednesday's face lit up at the sight of you, immediately standing up and pulled you close, her arms enveloping you in a warm embrace.
Her lips met yours in soft kisses, leaving the taste of faint vanilla chapstick lingering on your lips. "Why are you up so late?"
"Well," You grinned against her lips, "I felt our bed getting cold and to my surprise my wife isn't nowhere near me. You know how I can't sleep without you." She pulled away, you whined at the lost of contact, but you couldn't smile more brightly as she led you towards your daughter. "G'evening, Blair."
"Evening, Y/n." She greeted you before you kissed her on the forehead.
You leaned against Wednesday's shoulder, whispering softly, "You're telling her our story again?"
Wednesday would've thought her small chuckle went unnoticed, but you definitely heard it. The stupid smile on your face told everything.
Her hand found yours, giving it a gentle squeeze. "She loves it."
"You love it, mother. Probably more than me." Blair retorted back, evident that she was holding back a laugh.
"I do not! When did I ever—"
"Oh, honey, you know love turns your mother into a girl version of your abuelo.
"Do not ever refer to me as my love drunk father or I will subject you to sleeping on the couch." Wednesday rolled her eyes, pinching the back of your palm. "And please do not shame my work of referring to it as such. I've worked hard day and night yet you proceed call it by such an exasperate—"
You turned your head and pressed a kiss on her cheek, the same spot where her freckles resided, causing her to pause mid-sentence. After atleast ten years of being with her, it always made you so giddy.
"Not even in marriage am I spared by your passive aggressive comments," you teased, your lips curling into a smile as you leaned in closer to her.
You hear your daughter sigh after a brief second, "Addams."
Wednesday almost looked shocked, "My Raven, do not call us by our last—"
"Please exit my room. I'll be going to sleep."
And then, the both of them were shoved off before they could even hug their daughter and kiss her goodnight like they always did.
"I... We were rejected, Y/n." Wednesday exclaimed, like she just got struck with the most heartbreaking news. "She used to love our stories together when she was an infant."
You'd think Wednesday was the non-chalant mom who's strict on her child. But, to your surprise, she was the opposite.
She loved Blair just as much she loved you. Hell, you even considered just maybe, maybe not, disowning your daughter because she gets Wednesday's attention more than you do.
You shrugged, taking her hand and leading her to your upstairs bedroom. "It gets stale once in a whileeeOW!" You winced as Wednesday pinched the back of your palm, again. It was starting to become her love language at this point.
"I'm just kidding!" You reassured her, intertwining your fingers with hers as you walked up the stairs together, pulling the door open for your wife. "She's just in her rebellious teen phase, let it go."
Wednesday rolled her eyes, "Too cliche."
"You used to have one too," you scoffed, settling onto your side of the bed and watching as she laid down on hers.
It was a routine you found yourself often doing, taking in the sight of your beloved as if your life with Wednesday was all a dream. You pinch yourself like almost thrice a day just to really make sure.
"Since when?" Wednesday asked, raising an eyebrow in amusement, quietly shuffling towards you.
You sat up for a moment to undo her braids. You always liked playing with her hair, and that one time she asked of you to undo hers, it became a routine. "Since the beginning of time. And somehow, you never grew out of it."
"You didn't even meet me in my teenage years. I am far from rebellious."
"Yes, baby, but not too far from a death penalty." You chuckled, reaching out to gentle stroke her hair, leaning in to press a soft kiss against her forehead.
"Oh, you flatter me," she replied, a smirk across her lips, but the room was too dim to even notice it.
By now, if you were any ordinary person, Wednesday would've made you disappear entirely. But, the thing is, Wednesday always seemed to look at you as if her life never really started until she found you.
Silence managed to take over the atmosphere, you laid back on the comfortable mattress, feeling Wednesday's head nestled on your arms that were tucked under her hair.
You could almost fall asleep in pure bliss knowing that you've met and loved the girl of your dreams if not for her calling out for you.
"Amore." She whispered.
"Amore?" She whispered again, her voice softer than ever before.
You blinked, momentarily. You swore you just heard an angel. "Yes, amore?"
"Can I... Can you—"
You smiled, almost too knowingly. You knew Wednesday, for someone who's such a romantic soul, she's not too expressive on simple terms like these. "Do you want to be the little spoon?"
She grimaced, you could even hear her grunts of disapproval. "I would highly refrain from calling it that before I jump out of bed and skin you from limb to limb. But... yes, I would like to."
A soft chuckle escaped your lips at her response, suppressing a grin to avoid from literally being murdered as you wrapped your arms around her and pulled her close.
Ten years before, if someone had told you that you're going to be doing this to girl you've met at a museum while trying to escape your past, let alone be happily married to her, you would've told them "How the fuck do you know that and please stay away, I have... a boyfriend. I guess."
But now, it seemed so believable. Wednesday was always so relaxed in your arms, your warmth and hers bringing a sort of comfort for the both of you.
You nuzzled your head against the back of her neck, gently moving strands of her hair aside as you pressed soft kisses against her skin, hoping to kick away her tension from the day.
"Stop pouting, Wends," you murmured softly into her skin as you closed your eyes in pure relief.
You hear her scoff, "I am not doing such a humiliating act."
"Oh but you so are." Your grin widening as you pressed another gentle kiss against her nape, "I can hear it from here."
Wednesday let out a sigh, of annoyance? Maybe. But was it tinged with pure adoration and love? Much so. "You don't hear pouts, Y/n."
"When it comes to you, I do and I can."
Silence washed over. This time, you're worried you've teased her that much, she actually got annoyed with you.
"You're awfully quiet. By this time, you're probably threatening to kill me."
"I'm... Sorry." Wednesday whispered, it has an undying tone of tenderness that you don't often see it being expressed through words from her. Slowly, she shifted her body to face yours.
One thing is for certain: She was still so terrifyingly bewitching if not more. She looked pretty in every way possible, it's hard to even believe, it left you in awe.
You feel her gaze darting on your eyes and then drifting down to your lips, hesitating even. It was ridiculous, in the most adorable way possible there is for an Addams like her.
"May I kiss you?"
"You know you're always welcome. It's pointless to ask."
She was the first to reach out, her hand finding it's way to the curve of your cheek, her touch gentle than ever as she traced the line of your jaw as if she was memorizing every feature of yours.
You cupped her face in reciprocation, leaning in closer to where your lips were just hovering inches away from hers. Then, you closed the space between the both of you.
You pulled away, your eyes meeting hers with a soft smile. It was impossible to think that this woman held your heart in her hands like it was nothing.
"Have I ever told you that you're pretty?" you whispered, letting your hands fall to her waist and pulled her close.
"Ever since you've met me."
“You know, I’m surprised you even remember our first meeting.”
“Oh, how could I ever forget my lover?”
You laughed, a symphony that always gets Wednesday to have a slight tug in her lips. “Stop being so romantic. You are a grown woman with a daughter.”
You continued to stare into her eyes as you drape the rest of the blanket for the both for you. "It's hard to think you're the first one to fall in love and not me."
"It's hard to think of anything when you're here with me, te amo." Wednesday replied, her gaze softening almost immediately.
You sighed. "You know I love you, right?"
Wednesday blinked. "I always will."
You smiled.
And Wednesday smiled back.
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a/n: this was longer than i thought. i yap too much in stories i fear
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diorsluv · 11 months ago
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feather , part 35
“ i’m up, where i’m at ”
series m. list previous chapter
slightly (ish) suggestive again, nothing extremely explicit (kind of)
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jackhughes apparently mom shows dad every single post you make about lil drizz
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series m. list notes ) so TECHNICALLY this is the epilogue and the last chapter of the feather au (it doesn’t really feel like it is) but i mean i’m ofc going to be open to you guys sending requests and thoughts about my dryshughes babies because we all love them too much and i might also add more bonus chapters like later on and stuff but yeah!! i guess this is the end… for now 😈
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noobsomeexagerjunk · 1 year ago
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no one is talking about it enough but the character relationship shift the coopers have with barclay was so nice. he stops trying to take advantage of them once he spends about an hour of vulnerability with mike on fatherhood and after settling that land deal, he starts sending his old family baby toys to mike and alison, like. this is the most underrated character development we got in series 5. i am baffled the six idiots decided to make the asshole neighbor not an asshole anymore, especially after the petty shit he put alison through in series 4 good lord
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sourcherryandsprinkles · 2 years ago
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Can you write something with caddie reader and Rafe going to the country club and booking her as caddie? thankss
Pardon my terrible golf knowledge...
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The written duty of a caddie-girl is to carry the golf bag for the golfer. Although it sounds like an easy job, you are required to have a little golf knowledge…and let your mini skirt do the rest as people who golf at the country club are mostly men.
They won’t mind if you give them the wrong club as long as you giggle when you make a mistake or wear a short enough skirt. It’s pretty degrading and objectifying for women, but rich men give nice tips.
‘’I’m so sorry, Jeff. My alarm didn’t go off and my car wouldn’t start,’’ you explained in a rush to your boss, out of breath from running to the country club. ‘’It won’t happen again, I promise.’’
‘’You’re an hour late, Miss. Y/L/N. Your 9am client is waiting.’’ Jeff raised his eyes from his computer screen, looking at you with disappointment.
Shit. You didn’t think you would have a client so early in the morning.
‘’He specifically requested you for caddie, so save your apologies and excuses for him.’’
It must be Mr. Barclay. You’ve seen him sitting at the country club’s bar two days ago, drinking an old fashioned with a fellow club member. He always requested you as caddie. He said you reminded him of his granddaughter. You didn’t know if you should be flattered or disgusted.
You quickly dropped your personal stuff in your locker and headed to the golf course while rehearsing your apology monologue. It wasn’t in your habits to be late. Hopefully Mr. Barclay will be understanding.
When you got to the course, you searched for a silver fox, but instead you found a tall young man with a snapback and white glove in his right hand.
‘’There you are!’’ he said in exasperation, slinging his golf bag over his shoulder and walking to you.
‘’Rafe?’’
He clicked his tongue and shook his head. ‘’It’s Mr. Cameron for you,’’ he corrected with a shit-eating grin on his stupidly handsome face.
‘’You’re my 9am client?’’
Rafe hummed, his eyes scanning your body and smiling smugly when he saw your small skirt and tight polo. It hugged your curves in all the right places. ‘’Bet you were expecting some rich daddy, uh? I’m sorry to disappoint you.’’ He leaned closer, speaking the next words low enough so only you would hear them. ‘’If you want, you can call me Daddy Rafe.’’
You choked on air. Today was going to be a long day.
‘’Driver, please?’’ Rafe requested, when you arrived at the teeing ground.
You fished the right club from the bag and handed it to Rafe. ‘’Here.’’
‘’Thanks, babydoll.’’ He took the club and moved up to line it with the ball, and swung, his muscles flexing.
You both watched as it flew over a hundred yards in the air. Not bad.
‘’Where’s Topper?’’ you asked. ‘’You usually play with him.’’
‘’Not today. I had other plans.’’ Rafe gave you the club back. ‘’Shall we go find the ball?’’
You spent the next two hours walking along the steep cliffs and hills of the country club's golf course, watching Rafe swinging golf balls and showing off. Unfortunately, you didn’t care much for the sport. You were more interested in staring at Rafe’s muscles flexing and admiring how great his ass looked in those dress shorts.
‘’Want to have a try?’’
‘’Are you sure? I’ve never played golf before.’’
‘’You can do the next tee. I’ll show you how.’’
‘’Golf is more technical than it looks. You don't just swing the ball and hope for the best. There's a lot of factors to think about — the stance, posture, ball placement, and rotation all have to be considered for the perfect swing.’’
‘’First, the grip. Put your left hand at the top of the club and your right hand below the left,’’ Rafe instructed.’’
‘’Good. Now, the position.’’ He situated himself behind you and you tried not to shiver as his hands slowly traveled down your arms until they positioned themselves to cover your own, grasping gently. You could feel goosebumps rise all over your body as you felt his steady breathing on your neck, looking over your shoulder with ease. ‘’Place your feet shoulder width apart and the ball should be inside the line of the big toe of your front foot.’’ He pushed your right heel out with his own foot. ‘’And you gotta bend your upper body from the knees and the knees slightly.’’
So many instructions.
You leaned forward a little while keeping your feet in the right place. ‘’Like that?’’ you asked, not sure if you were positioned correctly.
‘’Bend a bit more.’’ Rafe stepped back with a mischievous smirk, his warmth leaving your back. ‘’More. More.’’ You had a feeling that the position was wrong, but did as told. ‘’Perfect.’’ He swiped his tongue over his lips and hummed, admiring the perfect view of your ass.
‘’And now I swing?’’
‘’Not yet,’’ he said. ‘’I’m enjoying the view.’’
You straightened up immediately, catching what he was doing. ‘’Rafe!’’ you hissed with a glare over your shoulder.
He was laughing smugly. ‘’Can you blame me?’’
‘’Can you guide me again? I lost the position because of you.’’
This time, Rafe won’t make a fool of you. This time, he’ll be the one who gets played.
You took a deep breath as he moved to stand right behind you and resumed the same position he had you in previously. A soft breeze blew and you got a whiff of his expensive cologne. It reminded you of those mornings you had woken up in his bed at Tannyhill, wrapped in his sheets and covered in his scent.
Shaking that thought from your head. Focus.
‘’You’re picking up fast,’’ Rafe encouraged behind you.
‘’Do I?’’ you asked, purposely wiggling your hips against his pelvis.
You heard Rafe inhale sharply in response, his grip on your hands tightening. ‘’If you kept doing stuff like that, I might just have to take you right on the golf field.’’
Please do, you almost let slip.
At the next tee, you ran into Mr. Barclay and one of your co-worker. He was one of the newbies and seemed to be struggling with the golf bag.
‘’Mr. Barclay, hi,’’ you greeted politely. ‘’How’s the course today? We’ve made new additions this year.’’
The older man greeted you back with a smile, then began ranting about how his caddie wasn’t as good as you at the job. ‘’I asked for you at the caddie shack, but I was informed my favorite caddie-girl was already booked.’’
Rafe stepped in, faking an apologetic smile. ‘’That would be because of me. My apology.’’
Mr. Barclay stared you down like you were a piece of meat and then shifted his eyes to Rafe, giving him a ‘lucky you’ kind of look before leaving with his caddie.
‘’Are your other clients all old perverts like him?’’
Most. ‘’He gives me good tips,’’ you said in defense.
Rafe pulled out his wallet, then stared you right in the eyes as he stuffed a crumpled hundred dollar bill inside your bra. ‘’I do too.’’ 
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barclaysangel · 1 year ago
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@streets-in-paradise Lucy look! Another Andy variant!
So, I just saw this on Pinterest and was like
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ALEX VINCENT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
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rachelsfav-queer · 17 days ago
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Wenclay Hate Sex 👍
(All Characters Are 18+)
(WARNING: This is very much hate sex through and through, so don’t expect them being remotely nice to each other. There is proper aftercare at the end so don’t worry)
Wednesday whined as another harsh slap sounded in the room, a delicious stinging sensation sprouting across her cheek mere seconds later. Her whine was soon muffled as her head was shoved back down into the bed below her. She was then reminded by her lover, her rival, Queen Bee of Nevermore, Bianca Barclay, that she only wants to hear her pathetic noises when Bianca says she can make them.
After a full day of Wednesday purposefully getting on her nerves by mouthing off to her and being her extra cocky self, Bianca was sick of the goth’s shit and told her to “keep fucking quiet, brat” or she’d make Wednesday really regret being such a pain in the ass.
Though Wednesday knew deep down that Bianca wouldn’t do anything to actually hurt her, she also knew when to stop pushing and just obey the taller girl. That usually is the moment that she enters Bianca’s dorm room, which is where she found herself now, specifically face down, ass up on her bed.
The siren had grabbed her strap-on and pulled out her biggest dildo, way too big for the speed that she was now pounding it into Wednesday’s ass, though Wednesday was the only person in Vermont that could conceivably take this level of abuse and still be screaming in pleasure. Yet Wednesday remains silent, or as silent as she can.
With every whine, whimper, moan or cry that slips from the seer’s lips, Bianca exacts swift punishment with harsh slaps and hits across her body, leaving behind precious bruises that would need to be hidden the next day unless they wanted higher authorities involved. But it’s all too delicious to Wednesday and she wouldn’t have it any other way, Bianca’s dominance and abuse of her is exactly what Wednesday needs and wants so very desperately, otherwise she wouldn’t act like such a brat every day towards her best rival.
Bianca grabs Wednesday’s hips and suddenly pulls out of her ass, spanking the seer’s butt harshly and nonstop to shut her pathetic whimpers up. “Goddess, would you shut the fuck up already? Impatient little whore. If you were patient, you’d realize what I was doing. Now stay quiet and stay still and I just might let you cum all over my cock tonight, dumb fucking slut,” Bianca speaks harshly, every degrading word lighting a fire in Wednesday’s core, and her heart, and her mind. It’s so very delicious.
Soon, Wednesday feels the fake dick being shoved inside her pussy all at once and it takes all of her willpower as an Addams to not scream out in delightful pain. She keeps quiet like a good girl, for once, Bianca thinks silently, smirking at how obedient the raven gets only for her at the end of each day. Part of her wants to take a picture, maybe even record it, just as proof that she’s the only person in the whole damn world to get The Wednesday Addams on her hands and knees. But she doesn’t do that, she doesn’t hate her that much.
Since Wednesday was so good, Bianca decides to treat her by giving her a couple seconds to adjust instead of just immediately pounding her pretty pussy into oblivion. A couple seconds is all she gets though and the taller girl is fucking Wednesday without mercy and surprisingly enough, Wednesday keeps quiet and still.
That doesn’t stop Bianca from giving Wednesday the ass slapping of a lifetime while fucking her pussy brutally and she doesn’t stop until Wednesday’s poor butt is shades of deep purple and red and the seer is left with no hope of being able to sit tomorrow.
The raven holds on for a long while, but eventually the brutal and cruel abuse of her ass and pussy gets her right to the edge and before the shorter woman can even wonder if she’ll get it, Bianca whispers permission to cum and Wednesday can no longer hold back her screams and moans. The orgasm is so intense that it actually brings tears to Wednesday’s eyes and they flow down her face for the first time that night, nothing else having been able to do so. As Bianca slows her movements gradually, working the seer through her orgasm, Wednesday continues crying, though not negatively.
Bianca instantly switches up her demeanor to one so very gentle and kind, nobody would be able to recognize her from a few moments ago. She gently rubs a hand up and down Wednesday’s arched back, humming softly a comforting melody, using only a tiny bit of her song to help Wednesday settle more smoothly. The siren pulls out carefully and throws the strap and dildo into a basket by the bed to be cleaned later.
She doesn’t bother with any soothing cream for Wednesday’s bruises and marks as Wednesday herself has said that she prefers to not use it, finding the pain genuinely comforting to her. So instead, Bianca gently picks Wednesday up and turns her over on the bed, pulling the sheets and blankets from under her and covering her up with them.
Bianca reaches to her nightstand to grab a water bottle and some easy snacks for Wednesday, instructing the girl to drink and eat. Wednesday, no longer crying, scowls at the offered items and speaks, “I don’t need them and I don’t need ‘aftercare’. I’m an Addams, pain is our pleasure.”
Bianca doesn’t tolerate her stubbornness though and shoves the items in Wednesday’s hands anyway, pushing them up to her face, “Actually, missy, we’ve discussed this before. Everyone needs aftercare, especially after a scene that intense, even bratty little Addamses like you. It’s not an option, I am taking care of you and making sure you’re okay. So quit the bratty act and be a good girl for me, understand? I will siren song you into letting me take care of you.”
Wednesday pouts but accepts the tender affection from her rival, knowing that when the siren speaks in that tone, she means what she’s saying. But Wednesday would be a liar if she said that she didn’t enjoy the affection she receives from Bianca after every sexual encounter between them, it’s actually one of her favorite parts of this relationship, half-friend/half-rival, she has with the taller woman. Bianca is very gentle and kind and loving with Wednesday during aftercare and everything after sex until they’re back in public again. Wednesday cannot deny that she loves the feeling of being taken care of by Bianca and Bianca only, so instead she stays silent and simply obeys the girl at the center of her heart.
Once Wednesday is fed and watered, Bianca scoops her up in her arms, pulling Wednesday’s face into her chest and Wednesday tries not to blush at the proximity to her rival’s bosom and of course fails spectacularly. Graciously though, Bianca doesn’t comment and instead just rubs Wednesday’s back and strokes her long, loose hair while she hums another simple, comforting melody to the smaller girl, one meant to usher her gently into sleep and of course it works easily, without even a hint of song behind her voice.
Wednesday soon drifts off into delightful nightmares, but not before burrowing deeper into Bianca’s boobs, practically nuzzling them and pulling a tiny coo from the taller girl before she continues humming.
“Good girl, Wends. I… I love you.”
End <3
(I’m gonna be honest, I’m trying to get myself used to writing and posting again without Caitlyn around lol. She lied about so much, part of me wonders if she was lying when she said my writing was actually good, though I know that’s stupid lol. But hopefully I can find my own confidence in my work again! This is me taking the first step in doing so. I hope y’all enjoyed!)
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resplendentgoldenwings · 6 months ago
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"77 Years Based on a Seismic Lie!"
Watched the episode last night before bed and a few choice scenes this morning.
In spite of all the touching, wonderful things that happened my favorite moment is when they wrap-up and Daniel starts asking his follow up question.
He's got this sort of forced casual air, I'm not doing anything, I'm not dangerous. These aren't question that are going to explode your entire fucking relationship! This isn't dangerous af.
He starts out talking about the fucking tractor salesman of all things, some shit from episode one, seems totally random, innocuous af. And then asks about Sam Barclay of all things another small unimportant detail. Softball questions that seem to go nowhere, connected to nothing, questions that confuse Louis and Armand in their triviality.
Then comes he question about the number of soldiers in the townhouse. How many soldiers did Lestat mindfuck out of the townhouse? 10, 15. Louis like 30. And then that little, "huh" that makes Louis inquire before Daniel presents his theory couching it in a gruff yet gentle self-effacing way.
"It's probably a stretch." "This is just how I'm built."
But that one piano key drops.
Armand tries to get control of the situation. Tries to stop what's happening but this thing is in motion now, the horse is out of the barn and it's not going back in.
When Armand starts to challenge him Daniel decides to cut to the chase.
"Lestat loved him. He would have tried to save Louis as much as Armand would have."
And then he goes in for the kill with the original copy of the play. Reading the notes Armand had written in the margins over 70 years ago and then giving it to Louis with a "read it for yourself," his tone dripping with disdain after giving Armand a look of pure disgust.
The vampires are absolutely riveted.
Armand knows the jig is up. Louis still doesn't want to believe it, but it's all right there. Armand directed the play. Armand planned to kill Claudia and Louis too. Armand wasn't the one who saved Louis from death at the trial it was Lestat!
And even though he's absolutely risking his whole fucking life Daniel is ready to confront Armand and delighted to call him out on his bullshit. With that kind of courage I'd probably make him into a vampire too, shit!
Anyway the whole scene is brilliant I love it. I love watching the whole thing come crashing down around their head and then of course a minute later we see literal walls come crashing down around Daniel's head.
Brilliant! I loved it my favorite moment in the whole. I might write some other rambling post about the finale, but this scene is living rent free in my head right.
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gregrulzok · 3 months ago
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Honestly cannot overstate how much I love Sam Barclay.
Why is this character even fucking here. Why is he so important. Why is he a literal actual real life Irish Playwright who actually existed - why is he the only vampire who is explicitly a real world person, and why such an obscure one.
It's so fucking funny.
He's so charming. He's so funny. The big fake vampire teeth. The fake ass scythe. The Irish accent. The rat thing. "Seems a bit German." "Oh you're grand."
My friend took one look at the bitch and said "Hear me out, trans woman" and now that's stuck in my head. I have to force myself to call him "he" because in my mind he's a beautiful trans woman for no reason other than it tickles me.
Why is he still alive. How did he get away. Why is Armand clearly fucking lying about him just happening to escape without either him or Louis being able to figure out how. Why did Louis misremember specifically his location. Why did Armand manipulate his memories.
What's his fucking deal. I don't care. Give me more.
Why do we keep focusing on him appearing in season 3 despite the fact that he literally doesn't matter. What are we doing.
Make him Santino. Make him trans. Make him DJ for Lestat. Make him be the hero of the story. Make him the central villain. Make him an irredeemable bastard. Make him date Rashid.
Genuinely I don't give a shit please just give me more Sam.
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rogueddie · 1 year ago
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So Noah is openly being a zionist online... AGAIN. I'm seeing a lot of people wanting to leave the fandom- which I support, if you can drop this then you should. But if you're like me and it's not that simple, here are a couple rough tips that might help;
Pro-tip; instead of paying for Netflix and helping support genocide and the zionists in the cast/crew, cancel your subscription and send that money to charities that are bringing aid and resources into Gaza!
Pro-tip 2; buy fan content and nothing liscenced! Fan works are often better quality than the show- from drawings, to writing, to pins... it's worth the money and you aren't sending money to people openly supporting genocide and the murder of children!
Pro-tip 3; if you are going to continue taking part in fandom, like myself, do not do so in silence. Palestinians are being murdered and we can't pretend that it isn't happening simply because we have hyperfixations that we can't get rid of.
Pro-tip 4; join boycotts! Not only the monetary boycott of Netflix and Stranger Things, but- at least- the three main boycotts; McDonalds, Disney+ and Starbucks! There are many others, from Puma to Barclays to Booking.com to Pizza Hut to Burger King... None of these things are necessities and you can easily go without! Other options are probably cheaper and better quality too! It's a win-win!
Pro-tip 5; Go to protests if you can! Make your voice heard not only online but in person too! We have strength in numbers and we cannot lose the momentum we've barely started to build! Take direct action!
P.S. biggest fuck you to Noah Schnapp but also; Ross Duffer, Shawn Levy and Brett Gelman can suck the shit right out my ass <3
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tumblingxelian · 11 months ago
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Wednesday Fanfic Concept - The Nevermore Affair
Summary:
When Wednesday Addams was forced to attend Nevermore Academy she was confident about two things.
1: She would be escaping in short order. 2: She would in no way follow her mothers matrimonial footsteps.
Which begs the question of how she managed to find herself engaged twice over within the first twenty four hours!?
Worse still, it is to the two most vexing people at Nevermore, Enid Sinclair and Bianca Barclay.
Concept:
Nevermore is quite literally a magical place.
One suffused with the power of oath and ritual, so much so that it requires a specialized rulebook to make sure you don't accidentally invoke a binding spell on accident.
Nevermore's Guide to the Magical and Mundane. This was a guidebook that Wednesday did not read because she had no intention of staying.
This becomes a problem on the first night when her argument with Enid is not interrupted and spills over into an actual fight after Wednesday ignored Enid's physical "Back off" warning.
This is a fight Wednesday loses due to not knowing Enid knew martial arts, underestimating her Lycan strength and generally assuming Enid posed no real threat and would become afraid the moment she gave her a slight scare.
Instead said fight ended with Enid's fangs buried in her neck, fangs Enid normally doesn't have access to.
Enid freaks out, apologies and flees while Wednesday is left annoyed, confused, a touch disappointed in several ways but dismissed it as "I miscalculated, won't happen again."
Long story short, the pose Enid adopted was actually a Lycan custom, saying "If you step forward to battle, you place your life in my hands"
So when she wins & doesn't kill Wednesday… Yeah you get it.
The very next morning, Wednesday arrives at fencing all kitted up in her suit from home, mask on her face and neck markings covered.
As is custom she picks a fight with Bianca and after a win, a loss with the final round being a tie breaker, she demands either military rules or something with similar principles much to the tittering of the crowed.
Wednesday herself ignores it, simply having defaulted to something she knows will make the fight more dangerous cos her parents always did it and she is excited but also wants to know Bianca off balance.
Duel of Dominion perhaps? Duel of Blood perhaps? Not sure.
Bianca, is incredibly vexed and not a little bit scared. Interpreting this as Wednesday trying to either 'claim' her or intimidate her into surrendering, but she is not about to back down.
Enid's efforts to subtly intervene are ignored by all and while normally the coach would intervene. Due to a mix of Wednesday's background and the fact Bianca can just refuse he doesn't.
They duel, Bianca wins.
"I suppose I will get to see you in white," She intones, before licking Wednesday's blood off the blade and sealing the pact.
"Its barely a scratch" Wednesday dismissed, taking off her helmet and revealing Enid's mark.
Much to the crowds surprise; the act itself may even have been encouraged by Enid.
Xavier starts losing his shit and is sent away.
It is worth noting that the binding can be broken, but that is an expensive and drawn out process and requires the victors permission.
Bianca intended to just hold onto it to keep Wednesday until she could extract a major debt from the Addams for breaking it.
Enid has no idea if the bond can be broken or even happened given her own issues, but was hoping to find a solution in secret.
Wednesday is sent to the nurses office for the cut but also to ensure she is physically well and also not been siren songed or anything else. This is also where she finds out about... All this and reacts as you'd expect.
Meanwhile, Coach Vlad drags Enid & Bianca to Weems to explain how Wednesday somehow got herself engaged by ancient rights of Lycan culture and Nevermore dueling culture within 24 hours!
Fun fact, but because both of these happened and in such quick succession, breaking the bindings will be much harder than normal.
Weems: I have the sneaking suspicion this is going to be about Miss Addams somehow. Enid (Trying to ease the tension) Well its Misses Addams now isn't it? Bianca (Exhausted with this) If you think I'm taking her name you're insane. Weems:... I trust... I pray that you two are merely telling a poor joke. Vlad: No Madame, I am afraid not.
Somewhere in Nevermore a scream of outrage echoed through the stone halls.
Notes:
This is very much a "Crack taken seriously" style story. It begins as a comedy of errors and becomes much more messy and complicated as the three have to navigate the bonds, trying to break them, live with them, other people's perceptions of them and so on. Let alone the murder mystery.
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wholesomefluffdaddy · 7 months ago
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Wednesday's new court mandated therapist is having her keep a journal of her thoughts and feelings. Wednesday finds this to be a complete waste of time and decides instead to use it to record her observations of her unusual roommate Enid Sinclair. Wednesday POV.
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Entry 18
Current Moon Phase: Waxing Crescent 🌒
Today Enid suggested we head into Jericho for Christmas shopping. I informed her that this was unnecessary for me as I had already finished making my Yuletide gifts before the final month began. She looked a little taken aback but I was quick to clarify that it did not mean I wouldn't join her in town. I donned my jacket and took her hand in my own. She lit up again at once and immediately pulled me out of our dorm.
As we walked through the halls on our way down to the bus she asked me many questions about Yule. I had no qualms in educating her about its history, symbols, and traditions.
'Woah! So it's kind of like an old timey Christmas?' Was her response. I cannot describe the physical pain this caused me. 'Willa, are you okay?' She asked as we boarded the bus.
'Perhaps it would also be prudent to discuss the history of the holiday you celebrate as well.' I said, taking a calming breath as we sat down. I could tell that it would be a long trip to Jericho.
-YourFavoriteFruitBat is now livestreaming-
"What's up guys! YourFavoriteFruitBat here along with my girl GayMerGirl as we head into town! We're going to see how long I can stand in the local churches before I catch fire!"
"You're not seriously doing that are you?"
"Hey chat it looks like we've got a guest appearance by QBB - Queen Bee Barclay!"
"Don't call me that."
"So what are your plans for town today?"
"Well, I guess they now include staying away from the churches."
"Aw, come on Bianca don't be- Wait, chat's going crazy. Hold on. Oh shit! I guess we've also got an impromptu episode of Wenid Watch!"
"So this is still a thing?"
"Yeah, it's become even more popular over the past couple weeks. I remember when Yoko started filming them occasionally as a joke but now everyone is super invested."
"Like, their relationship?"
"Yup! It's the whole 'will they won't they' kind of thing. Except they're finally together now, I think."
"Shh! Quiet you two! This is a rare sighting of the two love bats outside of their nest!"
"-and it was the psychoactive component of the amanita muscaria, or fly agaric, that caused hallucinations, with the most common hallucination being that of flying reindeer."
"Wow! But wait, if people only hallucinated the reindeer flying then how did the Christmas Werewolf win the werewolf games?"
"The… what?"
"The werewolf games! How did the Christmas Werewolf win if the reindeer he ate didn't actually fly?"
"I am unaware of such a tale."
"You not know about the Christmas Werewolf? Ha! Quit joking!"
"This is no jest, cara mia."
"You know, the Christmas Werewolf."
"Mi amor, I am afraid that you repeating it does not give me any greater clarity."
"…You? You really haven't heard the story of the Christmas Werewolf?"
"No. I am woefully ignorant."
"…"
"Please enlighten me."
"Okay! So my dad always told the story just before the twelve days of Christmas began back when my brothers and I were just cubs-"
"Cubs?"
"You know, kid werewolves."
"Ah, I see. Continue."
"The Christmas Werewolf, okay so you know how werewolves remain wolfed out for the twelve days of Christmas right?"
"No..."
"Really? Okay, uh, there's a lot I'm going to need to cover then. Anyway, werewolves who have completed their first full wolf out stay wolfed out during the twelve days of Christmas. That's when we compete in the werewolf games."
"And what happens in these games?"
"Well, we test our strength and stuff, like running and hunting and jumping. There's also alcohol involved but that's mainly for the older werewolves. Anyway, so the story goes that a long time ago on a cold winter's night all the local werewolves gathered together for the werewolf games. Everyone got to play except for one little werewolf. None of the other werewolves would let him join in the games because they said he was too small and weak and could never hope to compete. The little werewolf was very sad but determined to prove them wrong."
"The other werewolves laughed and said they would let him join in the games if he could jump over the wall of a nearby castle. The little werewolf saw how tall the wall was and knew he could not jump it all by himself. He wandered off into the woods and that's when he saw it: Santa's reindeer. The little werewolf got an idea. If the reindeer could fly, maybe he could too if he ate one."
"That took a rather unexpected turn."
"So, he comes up with this whole big plan to catch one of the reindeer. Long story short he succeeds and eats one of the reindeer and goes back to the other werewolves. Anyway, he wins because he can jump super high now and gets crowned the Christmas Werewolf."
"And how did Santa respond to the death of one of his reindeer?"
"Well, I mean, that's why Santa doesn't deliver presents to werewolves. And why we can't enjoy hot chocolate at Christmas. And also why his reindeer wear silver bells, so werewolves never eat his reindeer again."
"That… makes sense."
"I know right? But if the flying reindeer were hallucinations, how did the Christmas werewolf make the jump?"
"I would suppose that with this werewolf being quite clever he found some alternative way to clear that castle wall."
"I guess."
"Enid, if the character of Saint Nicholas refuses to bring gifts to werewolves why have you hung stockings?"
"Oh! Those aren't for Santa! It's for the Christmas werewolf to leave dried venison. It's symbolic of the meat of the flying reindeer."
"Why stockings?"
"Well, you can't wear stockings when you're wolfed out, silly. That's why he puts it in there."
"Of course. And the tree?"
"Werewolf Christmases are mostly spent outside, since almost everyone is wolfed out. So we have two trees that are decorated the same. One inside for the cubs that haven't wolfed out and one outside for everyone else. You can find your family by the tree outside that is decorated like the one inside."
"There appears to be much I do not know about werewolf Christmas."
"I don't know. I think they're mostly the same. I mean, you spend time with family and people you care about, you give gifts, and you compete to see who is the strongest."
"Must one be a werewolf to partake in these games?"
"Uh, technically no but they are very challenging if you aren't."
"What is the prize of winning said games?"
"Well, you get to be the Christmas Werewolf."
"And what does that entail?"
"You get first pick when it comes to meals, everyone has to listen to you, you get bragging rights, and you hunt the Christmas reindeer so you can put venison in everyone's stockings."
"Interesting. Tell me the games again."
"Willa? You're not- you're not thinking of competing are you?"
"Would it be inappropriate for me to?"
"No but, you're not, you're kinda-"
"Yes?"
"You're small."
"Is the story you told me not about the small and clever overcoming brute strength?"
"Yes but Willa- My family is super competitive."
"As am I, querida."
"Willa no."
"I am merely curious, mi loba."
"Well chat? What do you think? Do you think Wednesday Addams has what it takes to compete in the werewolf games?"
"I worry for the werewolves to be honest."
"Bianca's got the spirit! I'm adding a poll down in chat. Chat, do you think Wednesday has a chance? I guess we'll have to wait till after winter break to find out!"
-YourFavoriteFruitBat has ended the livestream-
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milestonekestrel · 19 days ago
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ok fantasy AU again!!
by popular demand (I wanted to do this immediately after I posted the other drawings lol) I will share my little rambles!!
Long post… lots of yapping under the cut
Below is what I wrote for the backstory of the AU!
Fantasy world…. Yay..
So I’m making most of this up as I type. Be prepared for changes and mildly bad plot summaries 👍👍👍
Anyway.. Suze and Caz Are newlyweds, they live on the outskirts of a village. They’ve got a farm out there, since it’s a decent ways away, and it’s right up against a little forested overlook. Caz goes hunting there, and eventually attracts the attention of everyone’s favorite bird guy.. 
Caz constantly catches Billy staring from the overlook. Or like. Skulking around outside the farm. And eventually he starts disturbing the livestock / crops and just being generally unsettling. And also he could soon be a danger to Caz, Suze, or the town. So he gets to work on making more bolts for the crossbow to kill it. You need silver for creatures like these. 
First time he tries to shoot it while it’s on the overlook. He hits it (guess where lol) but it gets away. He tries to ambush it the next day, thing’s gotta eat, right? Well, it works. He even gets the upper hand, he’s got the crossbow against Billy’s chest and his finger on the trigger. Only.. he doesn’t take the shot. Something about the eyes. Strikingly.. familiar? It feels like he’s seen them before. 
He misses his chance </3 Billy kicks him away and runs off. Which is weird, actually. Should’ve killed him. Suppose he got lucky?
Anyway, he brings Harpies up to the preacher, in the town. Same thing he’s been told all his life, that they’re violent, godless creatures. Pests, really. Trying and failing to mimic humans. Same way all creatures like them do. 
Well, doesn’t exactly line up with what he saw. And, at any rate, he needs those bolts back. So he goes back into the forest, this time with a peace offering. He hadn’t seen it around for a few days, with any luck, it’ll be hungry. 
It won’t come out until he leaves, but he’s a stubborn man, so he keeps coming back. Eventually, he catches it taking the food. 
He gets lucky, again, that it understands him. And considerably less lucky that it can’t return the bolts, seeing as they’re still stuck in its flesh. 
Caz feels oddly guilty, and he tries and fails to help Billy out. He’s never been very good with medical issues, and he has no thing but his crossbow and whatever’s in the forest. 
So hes kinda like “well… my wife would do this way better than me.” 
And hes lucky she 1. Is very open-minded and 2. Loves him, because bro is straight up just dragging a Harpy back to their house. 
Well, it all works out. Caz gets his bolts back, Billy can fly again uninhibited (though now considerably more clumsily), and they also get a new farmhand, basically. Billy keeps showing up, still cautious, at first. But eventually he is kind of adopted into the household, and he helps out. Extra hands are always welcome, to be honest. 
Unfortunately, things don’t stay this good </3
Barclay is the preacher, and also Suze’s father. He’s never really gotten over the fact that Suze and Caz married, and though he thinks Caz is a “fine man,” he does NOT respect him. Caz gets into a bit of an argument with him, and Barclay grabs him. He’s not in physical danger, not really (Barclay couldn’t do shit to him 😭 Caz would fold him in five seconds flat) but Mr. Eavesdropper Billy does not understand that. He swoops in and attacks Barclay. 
Caz is able to pull him off and berate him for it, but the damage is done. Barclay is sprinting back to the town, howling about the McLeary’s Harpy. 
They high tail it back home, and have to really frantically fill Suze in. They’re trying to pack things up so they can leave, but Wuh oh, the townspeople gather outside the house before they can. Organized by Barclay, who demands Caz snd Suze hand over “that thing” so they can kill it. Obviously they’re not fond of the idea, and they’re trying to devise a plan to sneak away without having to go head to head with the entire town when they smell it.
Uh oh, that’s smoke. That is the smell of their house being lit on fire. 
They get smoked out, only to see the fire has spread to the grass around the house, dried from the sumner heat. So like, basically the entire farm is burning down, and panic ensues. Most of the townspeople flee, except for Barclay and a few others, who are still fixated on Billy. In the chaos, they try to nab him. But with the power of Caz’s crossbow and Suze’s fists (ong she is absolutely BEATING these people up rn. You go girl 😁😁) and also Billy being kind of scary to these people, they manage to fight their way out and run into the forest. 
Well, they survived that, but now they’re kn an involuntary hike with no plan and not nearly enough provisions. They can hunt, but like.. they don’t even know where they’re going.
It’s a long few weeks, out there, but then they meet a guy named Roy! Suze and Billy hide while Caz talks with him. It seems to be going fine, Caz can’t really get a read on Roy, whether or not he’s an enemy. 
But it’s largely okay, until he hears struggling in the direction of where the others are. Unfortunately, Roy knocks him out before he can do anything </3
He wakes up in a little cellar, like 80% sure he’s going to die. He hears voices, but he doesn’t recognize them. It takes him a little bit to realize Suze is there with him, just a ways away, and still unconscious. He can’t find Billy, so he’s assuming they’ve killed him. 
Roy shows up, eventually, and wakes Suzs. He starts basically interrogating them, like absolutely grilling them on why they’re here. 
He seems to think they’re harpy hunters, and it’s like??? Bro we thought YOU were a harpy hunter. 
Turns out, no! Billy’s fine, doing better, actually. He’s finally getting real medical attention. Roy drops the bad cop personality and welcomes them to Beira, a little hideout town where people and creatures who don’t want to be killed come and shelter. Sometimes they stay, sometimes they move on. 
That’s basically where it ends, for now! Eveyrone from the crew is here, some are monsters and some are people. Either volunteers, loved ones, or just people who don’t agree with the whole killing monsters thing and would rather stay here than anywhere else. 
I’ll talk more about like. People and roles and stuff later… been writing for a while.
Oh, also!! A little note, Caz does still have the silver bolts. They didn’t find them. To be honest, Caz has completely forgotten they exist. I’m sure it’ll be fine, though! Like. 90% sure they won’t come back to bite him. 
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