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warnings: 18+ only, smut, ab riding, tit fucking, semi public sex, established relationship, cumming in mouth, mentions of future and past sex, lots of talk about rafes muscles, reader is kinda described as having big (or at least decent sized) breasts, lots of banter can these bitches just shut up and fuck oh my goddddd
“again.” you call, almost sounding drunk despite being completely sober.
rafe sighs, rolling his eyes, but the side of his lip quirks up, unable to hide how much he likes your fascination.
rafe flexes again, his arms bulging and pecs tightening. you reach out, smoothing your hands over the hard muscles.
“you're so strong.” you coo, sat on rafes lap despite the hot temperature of the day, which resulted in rafe pulling his shirt off.
"you're acting like you've never seen me shirtless before.” rafe says with a chuckle.
“shh, let me appreciate you.” you shake your head. sure, you've seen him shirtless plenty of times but rafe was bulking up for summer and it caused all his muscles to be deliciously defined.
“alright, whatever.” rafe flexes again, not going to argue too much when he has your hands obsessively touching every part of his body.
your hands move down to his stomach, fingers running over his abs. “if you let me ride your abs, i’d let you do whatever you want to me.”
“you-” rafe places his hands on his hips, sitting up straighter. “you want to ride my abs?”
“yeah.” you nod, quirking your head to the side. “you know, like rub my pussy against them.”
“shit, do it right now.” rafe looks down at your short shorts, barely covering more than your underwear does.
“yes!” you squeal out, hopping up and tugging your bottoms and panties off, not caring that you’re in the backyard and anyone could theoretically come by. “lay back.” you instruct.
rafe lays on the couch, smiling up at you as you climb on top of him. “you’ll have to flex for me as im doing this.” you inform rafe, placing your pussy on his abdomen. “especially your pecs.” you poke his chest.
“you’re such a slut for my body.” rafe chuckles, hands coming to your hips, pushing you further down, feeling your wetness as your thighs spread even more open.
“i can’t help that you’re so sexy.” you shrug, hips starting to move back and forth in a slow rock, carefully building up the pace, wanting to enjoy being sat on his stomach.
you lean forward, placing your hands on his chest for stability, pressing your clit further against his muscles. rafe flexes his muscles and they harden underneath you.
“rafe!” you squeal.
“i guess you like that, huh?” rafes hands squeeze at your hips and lift up, placing you harder back down on his stomach. “oh, you like that too.” he smiles as he bounces you again and you moan out.
“i really like that.” you hum, eyes struggling to stay open with the pleasure, but you want to keep your eyes on rafe beneath you. its rare he lets you take over like this.
you moan as you both bounce, using your knees to go up and down while rafe assists so you don’t get burnt out.
you pull your top off, revealing the bikini top you’re wearing underneath, ready to go swimming whenever you’re done playing with rafe, needing to get in the water on this sweltering day.
“jesus, your tits are perfect.” rafe smiles as he watches your chest bouncing, sitting up to rub his face in between your pushed together breasts, the bikini top holding them tight together.
“not as perfect as yours.” you giggle, hands squeezing at his chest, palms over his nipples.
“don’t call them tits.” rafe rolls his eyes as he lays back, head against the cushion.
“well, whatever you wanna call them, i fucking love your muscles. your pecs-” you squeeze your hands again, digging into his soft flesh until rafe flexes and they harden. “your biceps-” you move your hands, and rafe flexes again, his muscles bulging. “your abs.” this time you press your pussy down, rubbing against the contours and ridges.
“you’re lucky that you offered to let me do whatever i want to you otherwise i wouldn’t have agreed to this.” rafe smirks.
“oh yeah?” you raise an eyebrow. “what are you gonna do to me?” there’s truly nothing rafe could do to your body that wouldn’t bring you pleasure, you glow just under his attention alone.
“fuck your tits.” rafe smirks, eyes moving down from your face to your chest. “as soon as your done, right here for anyone to see.”
“damn, you could do anything and you don’t want to fuck my asshole or tie me up?” you laugh, expecting something more from rafe.
“you’d let me do all that whenever anyways.” rafe pushes your hips down, grinding you against him. you moan and lean forward, your hands coming back to rafes chest.
“keep doing that.” you whimper, eyes sliding closed as your mouth drops open, moans filling the air and being carried away by the wind.
rafe keeps moving, the veins in his forearm flexing as your wetness spreads over his abs, coating them in your slick, allowing your pussy to drag even easier.
“im-im close.” you warn, swallowing thickly.
rafe grunts and increases his hold, tightening his grip on your hips so you can’t slip loose, grinding you down as he flexes his abs, the hardness rubbing against your clit making you moan out, body falling forward as you cum hard, shaking as rafe lets up on you, hands loosening and moving to rub your back.
“fuck.” you whine, snuggling into his chest, letting your hips drop down, feeling rafes hardness pressing against your stomach.
rafe starts to move as you cry out, not ready to do anything more than close your eyes and feel his warmth against your cheek.
“come on, brat.” rafe chuckles. “i wanna fuck your tits while you’re all spaced out from your orgasm. you know i love you like this.”
you hum a sound thats close enough to agreement that rafe flips you so you’re underneath him, laying on your back on the couch as he stands.
“you’re so gorgeous like this.” rafe says as he undoes his belt buckle, then pushing his pants and underwear down, his hard cock popping up.
“wanna taste.” you whine, eyes still droopy.
“nope.” rafe shakes his head. “we made a deal. i know you like to taste me, but im fucking your tits. take your top off.”
rafe pulls at the strings of your bikini, flinging it away to reveal your pink nipples to the sunlight.
“fine, but will you at least cum a little in my mouth?” you pout as rafe kneels on either side of you, glad that the outdoor couch is big enough for all of these activities.
“sure, baby.” rafe chuckles, just another way of showing how desperate you are for him.
rafes hands land on your tits, palms rubbing on your nipples, feeling them harden against his palms, not unlike when he was flexing his muscles for you earlier.
rafes hands move to the sides of your breasts, pushing them together. “god, you look so fuckable right now.”
“yeah? gonna fuck me later then? maybe out on the boat hm? after you’re done with my tits?”
“the boat, the bed, the counter, the shower, im gonna have you everywhere.” rafe bends down to press a kiss to the tip of your nose.
you smile up at him, a lazy, tired smile. rafe angles his hips down, the head of his cock pushing against the underside of your tits before slipping in between them.
“oh!” your eyebrows raise, surprised at the unusual feeling, but certainly not disliking it as he begins to move back and forth.
“shit.” rafe grunts. “fuck.”
you swat rafes hands away, pressing your tits together for him. rafe leans forward, hands landing on either side of your neck, his face contorted in pleasure directly over yours.
you look down, eyes watching the head of rafes cock appearing and disappearing between your breasts.
“this is- this is fucking good.” rafe grunts, moving faster. “im- im not gonna last very long.”
you stick your tongue out, rafes cock just long enough to hit it with the tip of his cock as he thrusts. you relish the taste, pulling your tongue back into your mouth every couple thrusts to spread the taste.
“thats it, baby.” rafe moans, one hand moving to your mouth, two fingers pulling at the side of your lip, spreading your mouth wider.
you moan out, tongue open and ready for his cum. rafe fucks forward as fast as he can, just like he does your pussy when you spread your legs wide for him.
“cumming.” rafe manages to say as he surges forward, burying his cock in your mouth as his hand wraps around his length, stroking up and down as he reaches his high, cum spurting into your mouth as you happily swallow.
rafe moans slowly die out and become quieter until hes pulling out of your mouth. “get up my legs are about to give out.” he says quickly, and you barely slide off the couch before he collapses.
you giggle and climb on top of him, pressing kisses to his cheek as his chest heaves up and down.
“im guessing you liked that.” you rub your thumb over his bottom lip.
“yeah.” rafe smiles, his eyes sliding shut.
“so, boat ride now?”
“jesus, woman give me a second.” rafe laughs, pulling you into a gentle kiss.
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2024 Leverage Rewatch: 1x8 The Bank Shot Job
I'm a thief. Okay, I don't know what to do with that.
#leverageedit#leveragecentral#leverage#the bank shot job#sophie devereaux#cinematv#tvarchive#mediagifs#filmtvcentral#filmtvtoday#we steal it back for you#im not dead i promise#leveragerewatch24
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Next in my series of: Leverage from the perspective of outsiders - The Bank Shot Job.
Imagine being that wife/mother. You've been kidnapped by crack smelling gang members, you hear them making threatening calls to your husband and son, you're scared and frantic and finally dragged to a meeting place. You know you have one chance while they're distracted so you make a run for it and get two steps out of the car before they're following you.
And then in a blur of movement and a snippy quote there's a man. He's moving at the speed of sound, a blur of muscle and hair. Then... Everything is over. The guys who kidnapped you are unconscious. This hero you've never seen before barely seems to be breathing hard or to have even broken a sweat as he comes over and gently tugs your gag down. You ask who he is, and he just twinkles at you and says "Well Ma'am, we'd be the cavalry."
Then you and he go steal an ambulance to go rescue his team and your family that got both trapped in a bank that your family held up at gunpoint... and then got held up at gunpoint in.
For that matter, can you imagine being the judge? Being absolutely certain of your power and that you'll win, only to have your two bank robbers seemingly shape shift before your eyes into two people who you don't know but who know (if those smirks and that wink are anything to go by) and who later give a tearful performance of how you held up the bank at gunpoint and shot that conman in cold blood. And everyone you thought you had cowed just... Backs them up. These two strangers. But it's fine you have the tapes to prove it wasn't... Oh my word, the tapes are lying too. Well ****.
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Bank Security Guard Danny AU
So, the People of Gotham are extremely desensitized to Rouge Attacks at this point. It got to the point that whenever a person gets a job at the Bank, they have a whole 1 Hour Training Video on how to deal with a Rouge Attack right.
So, when they hire a New Security Guard from a lesser known Security Company, they don't even bother showing him the Training Video. They assume that he'll either Die or Drop them within a Week.
Danny, for the record, did not know how bad the Rouge problem truly was. All he knew was that some random guy in a Ski Mask had just walked into the bank like he owned the place and started showing off a Gun telling everybody to get on the ground.
Danny did the sensible thing and Knocked him the Fuck Out.
Then, the same thing happened the very next day, but this time it was an entire group of people. Danny had them dealt with before the first person had gotten to the floor.
Then the same thing happened the Same Day!
By the end of the week he had become a Legend among the Citizens of Gotham. There was only a single Bank in all of Gotham that had avoided being robbed for a Whole Week, and it was all because of this one Security Guard who was freakishly good at his Job.
By the end of the Month, most criminals don't even bother trying that Bank anymore. It got worse when he got loaned out as Security for another Bank, and the same thing happened again.
Eventually, he ends up rotating shifts in Every Bank in Gotham, and it becomes a Game for the Criminals to see if the Bank they try to Rob is the one Danny is in that night. And they can't even reasonably predict his next location, since he always moves around at Random!
No matter what Bank he is in, he always manages to beat the Crooks trying to Rob the Bank.
Then it gets weird. Due to a scheduling Mix Up, Danny ends up being scheduled for 2 different Banks on the same day, each across the city from the other.
One Bank reports that Danny stopped a gang from Robbing them at 6:00 PM, which really confuses the other Bank because Danny did the same thing in their Bank at the same time. Security Footage proves it, Danny was somehow in 2 places at once.
They decide not to confront him about it, but they do test a theory. They intentionally hire him at multiple different Banks at the same time for a week. He shows up to work every time without fail.
By now they have basically confirmed that he must be a Meta, but they don't really care anyways. Now he can protect multiple Banks at once with his usual perfect Efficiency, and he'll be payed accordingly as well. The Banks get protected well, and he gets payed Extreme Overtime by the Banks, everybody wins!
Well...except for the Crime Bosses of Gotham.
Before this, it was a Game for them to try and beat Danny. They didn't really care since a single Uber Competent Security Guard was still perfectly fine for business, sure they would fail a Job once in a while if they ran into him, but he could only be in 1 place at a time. It wasn't a Huge Loss.
But now it was too much. They needed to take care of him.
Assassination Attempts didn't work. He was just as competent Off the job as he was On it, so they could never get to him.
They tried attacking his Bosses, but then they hired themselves to protect...themselves. It was hard to kill his Bosses when he was constantly Bodyguarding all of them at once.
Attempts to get to him through his Family were...let's not talk about that...
It continued on like this for a while.
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Soooo...I don't know how to end this one.
Go ahead and put your own spin on this Prompt! The basic idea is that Danny is using his Duplication Power to get to every shift on Time, and he is really annoying the Local Crime Bosses.
What do you think?
#Dp x dc#Dpxdc#Danny phantom#DC#Dcu#Security Guard Danny AU#Security Guard AU#Danny has Duplication Powers#Danny is way to competent for a Guard#I wonder what the Bat Fam would think of this?#Would they be glad that he is taking a load of work off of them?#Or would they be distrustful of a Powerful Meta in Gotham?#It's not like they can just ask him to leave#They Banks would riot#So would the people he saved#Maybe Ellie joins him on the Job?#Crooks: At least there's only one of them.#Ellie: Heya there!#Crook: What the f-!!!
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Leverage 1x8 - "The Bank Shot Job"
Leverage 3x16 - "The San Lorenzo Job"
Leverage: Redemption 1x2 - "The Panamanian Monkeys Job"
#christian kane#leverage#leverage redemption#eliot spencer#ellen clark#lou mulford#parker#beth riesgraf#general flores#tim blough#harry wilson#noah wyle#the bank shot job#the san loreanzo job#the panamanian monkeys job#sometimes the writers show a little bit TOO much restraint with the callbacks#gimme more‚ dammit!
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So, uh, pizza boxes, huh?
Leverage (2008-2012)
01x08 The Bank Shot Job
#alternate title for this post?#“I think they’ll be fine”#the baby rundown episode as I call it#I feel like once they saw this episode there was plans to do it again with the ot3#not like they don’t have other episodes where the team is separate#and Nate is still masterminding some of this#but once they lose communication? all bets are off for the bad guy#leverage#inde gifs#inde gifs: the bank shot job#inde gifs: leverage ot3#I count this as ot3 anyways#leverage ot3#ot3: hitter hacker thief#the bank shot job#tw blood
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I love The Bank Shot Job because you've got this big bad boss that nobody can stand up to until a group of thieves get caught in the middle of a bank robbery (that they had nothing to do with for once). Then, all they had to do was say a few choice phrases in front of the witnesses and suddenly ALL the witnesses are saying the big bad boss was responsible for the robbery, and that takes care of that.
It's always nice to see the little people finally stand up for themselves to get rid of their corrupt leaders.
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web weaving on things falling apart just as they were getting better? hope you're having a lovely day <3
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#feeling this today lol#just found out i didn't get a job i was so sure i was going to get#and completely banking on and planning my whole life around getting so#don't do that lol#anyway#asks#anonymous#anon#mine#my webweaving#web weaving#webweave#web weave#web#webs#ww#parallel#parallels#parallelism#compilation#compilations#intertext#intertextuality#comparative#comparatives#fatima aamer bilal#days where my whole world is my bed#ernest hemingway#webweaving#a farewell to arms
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if you voted please reblog. help me stay alive during my birthday month🩵
hi it’s dylan, i just found out from the manager at starbucks that i won’t get hired for another month (if at all). i’m trans and disabled so nowhere else wants to hire me & i’ve applied almost everywhere. it’s my birthday in 2 weeks so if i could be even slightly less stressed out that’d be great.
i’m 2k in credit card debt and i have $550 in bills upcoming next week. if 60 people could spare $10 then i’d have my bills for august covered and anything else would go towards groceries which ends up being around $150 a month.
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i also have 5 commission slots open on my art blog @dirkcomplex . i’m very grateful for your help. thank you
#sorry for poll etc etc it gives it reach.#i genuinely feel so hopeless how am i going to make it through this month i really was banking on getting the job since i have several#years of experience working at starbucks#can you tell im desperate 👍
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how you tell the boys goodbye when you see them off to work !
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Rafe !
you probably beg him to stay in bed like everyday even though you know he has to leave. like the beginning of the movie, “don’t worry darling” where alice tries to make excuses for jack to stay. “rafey please stay! ill be lonely without you..and! and im sick so who’s gonna take care of me?” and he just sighs because he doesn’t want to leave you but he is the man of the house and he has to work to give you all the things you want. “baby your not sick and you know I will be back, we do this everyday. im the one who has to keep you fed and get you all your nice things and I can’t do that if I stay in bed with you all day alright?” you pout at him knowing you can’t win, “c’mon give me a kiss before I leave.” you crawl to his side of the bed and stand on your knees at the edge of the bed facing him, you wrap you arms around his shoulders and kiss him deeply. rafe wraps his arms around your waist and slides them to the bottom of your ass, squeezing it firmly. “alright sweet girl, I gotta go but I will see you tonight and I left my card on the table. go buy something with your girlfriends and pick up the delivery of flowers that are coming today for you. ill call you and I love you, okay?” you nod your head showing him you understand, “mhm I love you too rafey! have a good day and come home soon!” blowing him a kiss as he walks out the bedroom door.
Jj !
since jj is always working outside jobs in the heat I feel like you would have to make him a lunch everyday before he goes. sometimes it could be leftovers from dinner last night or you could wake up early to make him a sandwich and fill it with all the snacks he likes. so currently, you are in the kitchen whipping up two sandwiches for jj in his oversized t-shirt, bonnet and fluffy slippers, moving from the fridge to the counter, your panties peeking from below every time you reach up for something. your boyfriend waking up from his slumber, scratches his neck, “g’morning babydoll, what you making f’me today?” reaching over to you and hugging you from behind, you smile and beam from the warmth of his chest. “good morning jayj! making you a scooby doo sandwich with chips and gatorade along with..” you ramble to him talking about all the snacks you stuffed his lunch box and he slides his hands up and down your curves, placing little kisses on your neck making you wince, “mmm jj you have to go to work!”
“I know cupcake but just a little bit..” you probably start your day with a make out session every morning because he can’t get enough of you, but when the two are done, you see him off at the door handing him his lunch box, “I love you jayj! have a good day at work nd I hope you like your lunch!” and he smiles to himself while putting his lunchbox around his waist, getting on his motorcycle. “see you later baby, I love ya and ill see you later.” along with a flirty comment probably, but you see him ride off to work with a grin on your face.
Barry !
I think barry cares for you too much to let you stay at his trap house so he never lets you go over there cause it’s dangerous, meaning he bought a apartment when the two of you started dating or he stayed over with you sometimes. but currently he was staying over at your house sleeping next to you. he would wake up first and make you breakfast, so usually you wake up to the smell of bacon and eggs. getting up in your pajamas walking into the kitchen with sleep still in your eyes. barry turns around, and sees you, “good morning sleepy girl, I made you some breakfast before I leave so si’down.” you mumble a quiet “g’morning bear..” and do as your told taking a seat in the cold chair to wait for your boyfriend to give you some food. you two talk for a while about the plans for today and you finish your breakfast. “I gotta leave now princess, some people waiting for me to show up but give me a hug before I go mama.” you smile and run up to him, melting in his touch, you look up at him from his chest giving him a peck. “please be safe bear..I love you and call me!”
“mhm will do ma’am, I love you too and get s’more sleep aight?” you nod and kiss him goodbye at the door.
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#obx fluff#rafe outer banks#barry outer banks#jj outer banks#obx x reader#rafe cameron#rafe x reader <3#barry x reader <3#jj maybank x black!reader#jj x reader <3#john b was supposed to be in this but his ass doesn’t have a job so I didn’t write for him 😇#I was also supposed to post this tmr but I got to keep yall fed 🙂↔️
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me every morning my mom had to dress me up for school
#anyways how can i do this lady's job#drew starkey#outer banks#rafe cameron#rafe cameron x reader#obx#drew starkey x reader#rafe cameron imagine#rafe obx#drew starkey imagine#rafe x reader#rafe imagine#rafe fic#outerbanks rafe#rafe outer banks#drew starkey fanfiction#drew x reader#drew starkey smut#rafe cameron imagines#rafe cameron outer banks#outer banks spoilers#outer banks x reader#outerbanksedit#outer banks netflix#outerbanks
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Hello! My commissions are open again, slots are currently available indefinitely until I’m in a more stable financial situation or in need of a buffer!
Full info-
+ $10 USD Per additional character. Backgrounds are an extra $30.
-Comics are possible but very dependent on detail and length, please message me with details if you’re interested in an estimate!
-Please contact me through DMs or email [email protected] (if you have any questions about terms or pricing feel free to message!)
-Payment through PayPal.
-I’ll update with progress and ask for payment after I’ve gotten the go ahead on a concept sketch. I’m happy to make any changes or alterations as needed but unless I’ve made a mistake it might not be possible to make large changes on a piece that’s almost finished.
-Refunds can be given per request, but once again please be mindful towards how far along the artwork is. I will offer a full refund if I’m unable to complete a commission for any reason.
-Turnaround time can vary from a few weeks to around 1-2 months at the most, I will always try to have a piece finished as quickly as possible.
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I will draw- Fanart, Original characters, Pairings (including OCxCanon and self shipping.) Anthros, Robots/Mechs, (dependent on detail.) Blood/gore, depictions of drug use, and Suggestive art.
No- Do not commission nsfw work from me if you’re under 18. I am not willing to draw suggestive artwork for children’s media. No proship & ships with non consenting IRL people (creators/professionals/etc.) Asking for anything promoting bigotry will get you blocked. If I don’t want to draw something for a piece media I’ll just let you know
#It’s nothing urgent but I’m now permanently unable to work a job and I apologize for relying on commissions right now#My bank account was shut down this earlier year for unexpected overdraft fees and we haven’t had a lot of groceries#So just I want to get myself on my feet again!#scopophobia#Commissions#Described
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I'm opening commissions!
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Bust shots - $100 USD per character Half Body - $125 per character Full Body - $150 per character Simple BG included!
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If you're interested, you can inquire for a quote
Feel free to DM me or email me at [email protected] with inquiries!
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#commissions open#digital art#open commissions#art commissions#comms open#commission art#commissions#artists on tumblr#I'm so so so so so so so so SOOOO bad at making commission sheets..#BUT#it doesnt change. that my comms are open!!!#wahou#I need money LOL my poor bank account#taxes took like fucking 4k out my account and I havent been working so#grimace emoji#didnt think they would be that much#anyways#I'm also.#I have WAY too many things as options...#like.augh#I'm not specialized enough#cause my degree and work is basically 'doing anything'#like my job is to do the whole production pipeline myself#so if you wanna pay me to do any part of it I can do it all
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spending trans day of remembrance at work with coworkers who regularly misgender me even though they’ve known me for a year and have been explicitly told that i’m a man, love to make transphobic comments about our patients behind closed doors, and proudly talk about voting for the guy who wants to legislate trans people out of existence is enough to make even the strongest among us seriously consider just burning the whole place down. and god fucking knows i am not the strongest among us.
#AND ive had a headache all day. i deserve a decade of paid time off and a million dollars in my bank account right now#i need to get a new job so bad this place is hell
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Leverage 3x9 - "The Three-Card Monte Job"
#christian kane#leverage#eliot spencer#alec hardison#aldis hodge#parker#beth riesgraf#nathan ford#timothy hutton#sophie devereaux#gina bellman#the three-card monte job#so judgy eliot#think of it this way: to parker these are very distinctive under-secured banks
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Coffee shop/Florist au
#gerry is a tattoo artist here#tma#my art#the magnus archives#oliver banks#tma art#tma fanart#terminal velocity#the magnus archives art#mike crew#tma au#technically#i wanna say agnes does the coffee shop and mike just helps out for her since hes a coffee hater#but her having some insane job in this otherwise cliche and mundane polycule#is soooo funny#love square between a florist#a barista#a tattoo artist#and a cult leader#she should explore the world like she wants and go into welding. shed like it
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