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Jerk Ford AU: From the Trenches
One night on the deck of the Stan O'War-II
Stan: Sure is a nice night, huh Poindexter?
Stanford: I buried myself once.
Stan: —...
Stanford: Another version of me. He was already long dead when his distress signal pinged me, and I buried him after looting his corpse. *Thousand yard stare*
Stan: Stanford—
Stanford: And I kept thinking; is that going to be me?
Stan: Stanford—
Stanford: *crying* Am I going to die out here? Am I never going to get home and get buried in some random dimension where no one I know or love is—?
Stan: Stanford! Hey, hey— look at me. You're here now. You made it home. You made it.
#Jerk Ford AU#Jerk Ford#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#gravity falls#au#gravity falls au#Jerk Ford is just as traumatized as any of his variants#but its easy to forget that because he's from a silly au that lacks depth#That mans therapist is making bank#Because Steve Jobs Old Man McGucket is the one funding everything to keep Jerk Ford away from the general population#Sea Grunks adventure is the Pines Brothers hunting anomalies while sailing the ocean#But the first year of it was mostly Jerk Ford having as much space as possible to process his trauma#Because in the middle of the ocean no one can watch you cry#This may seem similar to the first Twinstinct post but this is more about specific things that still bother him#Sea Grunks#Sea Grunks Era
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