#ban me or no balls

[k8aclysm]

Oooh are we posting transition timelines in order to get banned?? I'm game.

[yunoftheclouds]

Dogsitting Cerberus

I think he wants the ball

[kiirajinfan-db]

The idea of Mercenary Tien seemed silly tbh

But @yamcha-and-puar actually pulled the design off somehow??

Fun to draw 9.9/10

[bigtreefest]

dick always. balls look like smth you find under a couch came to life

HAHAHA, THIS IS SAVAGE. But I disagree with your selection. Dicks are ugly and scary!! So intimidating!! Find me a man who knows how to use it and maybe I’ll change my tune. (I say this like I’m not a practicing man deflector) Balls are more inviting, imo. Soft and unassuming. And oh so sensitive. So tease-worthy. Where’s brandy? Bestie get in here and talk about Curtis’s inviting balls. Unless this was you, then leave me alone, bean. @brandycranby

[sonikkuruzu]

@gokutober day 7! Today's prompt is "Alt Outfit" so I drew Goku in the alt outfit I always put him in when playing Raging Blast 2

Prompts here - https://gokutober.tumblr.com/post/729317335347888128/gokutober-2023-prompts-are-here

[martlet-of-snowdin]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

-Eggman

[strmpt]

the problem with getting americans* to understand why israel’s response to oct 7 is fucking insane is that most americans still believe that bombing hiroshima and nagasaki was a reasonable response to pearl harbor

*americans is being used to colloquially refer to US citizens

[spock-smokes-weed]

There is this guy who’s banned from one of our other stores who is really demanding and won’t take our no for answer. And today we finally fucking confronted him about how he’s a pos every time he comes in.

He wants to buy some spray paint caps and kept arguing with me when I told him he couldn’t buy all of them (I told him over and over that I’d give him 80% of what we have, but wanted to keep some since we get a LOT of ppl who come in for spray paint caps) but mf would not take no for an answer and I finally said “please respect our no. I’ll sell you these caps but you can’t have all of them” and my coworker called up our DM to let her know this guy is being a problem AGAIN

And this dude flipped his whole attitude “woah hey where is all this energy coming from??? Every time I come in here I’m so chill and cool and btw I’m such a kind person so where is all this coming from???”

We sold him his fucking spray paint but after he felt we found out he gave us a fake name and lied about basically everything he told us 😭

He tried over and over to tell us that he was close friends with our DM and that they go way back, but our manager was like “this guy is full of shit and owes the company a shit ton of money” wnakenskjdjdjf

Wild day

[serotoninspock]

finally started watching strange new worlds. opening with het spock sex was definitely a choice that they made. spock needs to be bitchier and more repressed at all times. I do appreciate the joyous return to sci-fi bullshit silliness and monster of the week format. will have to investigate further

[tigresslanzhu]

Serious Face

Suki: Mr. Moon, do you know the difference between a happy-face and a not-happy-face?

Buster: Sure, just about everyone does. When we’re happy, we smile and have a fluttery feeling in our hearts. When we’re not happy, our jaw hurts from frowning so much and our face droops, and…

Suki: Do you know what this face means?

🤬

Buster: [To the New Moon Troupe] I guess Ms. Lane found out about our latest crime!

Ash: OUR?!?

[rimouskis]

laid low by a bruce springsteen song. help.

[cutiromer0]

England have to win the WC just so they can take Dave home

[reginaldqueribundus]

I did, once. It was pretty good

how about you fuck that old WOMAN. #feminism

[braindeadbuthere]

why does pintrest keep removing my pins like they not even that bad

[aquagirl555]

I had a dream about this sport that i'm not sure exists, and seams to be a mishmash of various other sports games i've seen and learned about, i can't even remember the name, but as slang it was called 'handball'

I think there were at minimum 6 or 7 players per team on the field, maybe more, but probably no more them maybe 9 or so max, and the field was like half the size of a soccer field i think, smaller then most big ball sports games, but with similar nets

the ball was also about the same size n shape as a soccer ball, but different color and design

you could kick, punch, headbutt, use any part of your body to move the ball, but once you hit it, another player (on your team or opposing team) had to hit it before you could hit it again (like vollyball)

however you could catch it, if so you had to stop in place and had a limited time to throw it to another teammate, or it went to other team, and you had to throw it, not kick, punch, or anything else, but toss it with at least one open hand, in any direction (a bit like ultimate frizbee)

After a few scores the goals would switch sides, but i'm not sure when

if you hit the ball twice, it went to other team, you hold it for too long (again idk how long exactly) it goes to other team, you assault another person, it goes to the opposing team,

also one could only play so many rounds in a row before having to switch, and only so many rounds in a game before being benched unless too many players on your team ended up unable to play due to injury or unforeseen circumstances, so you couldn't just rely on 3 or 4 really good players to carry the team, and bench warmers were highly discourages, everyone on the was suppose to play and it highly encouraged teamwork, no one player could be a superstar of the game, and one player standing out was actually looked down upon as not being a good teammate

a team was to be seen as one entity, both on and off field, and team building and trust exercises were very important to the training process

It was also coed, there were some teams primarily one gender, but often those team just never did as good as teams that had a good mix of female and male

oh and there were no goalies/people defending the goals other then the team on the field

Edit: also, while you could catch the ball, you were not allowed it pick it up if it was on the ground, i think around a foot above the ground was considered a catch, but if you fumble and drop the ball or fail to catch it, it went to the other team

[weirdgirl92]

Movies targeted at little girls can have a little bit of senseless violence as a treat. ❣️

“Cartoon research” on facebook made these for the 20th anniversary of the Powerpuff Girls movie and I REMEMBER this review but it doesn’t seem to have been archived anywhere on the internet??? People took Ebert & Roeper reviews so seriously back then I’m pretty sure it helped kill this movie and by extension, cartoon network’s entire then-new foray into movie making but it’s still so so funny. I swear I also remember Ebert comparing it derogatorily to “those pokemon monsters” and saying that it would be scary to ever meet a power puff girls fan in person.