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k8aclysm · 9 months ago

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Oooh are we posting transition timelines in order to get banned?? I'm game.

#my posts #my face #staff can suck me from the back #avery deserves so much better than how she was treated #mtf #trans #transfem #ban me or no balls #ok to rb #🚗🔨🛠️💥

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bobellafofella · 10 days ago

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tfw when you're just a tired wizard + tfw your hot wizard boyfriend puts on glasses. it's a widogast and widojest kind of week.

slightly nsfw doodle under the cut <33 (they're just nakey 🙄sorry tumblr if u can't handle nakey)

#i never know if tumblr can handle nakey.... like i know the ban happened but??? fuck it we ball #(literally)#widojest #critical role #me when the meds kick in and i literally can't stop drawing. like WOAG. tortured artist??? idk about you but i make much better art when #i'm not depressed. i'm able to make any of it for a start.

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jovieinramshackle · 6 days ago

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Mister Fellow Ernesto Honest Foulworth whatever you will be the death of me

(Art undercut I'M EMBARRASSED HELP very mildly suggestive?? eh nothing major I'M STILL EMBARRASSED)

I'm so down bad I mean huh who said that

I'm not tagging this HELP kill me

#had an awful friday this means I'm allowed to indulge okay #do I have the balls to tag this sigh #twisted wonderland #twst #fellow honest #ernesto foulworth #twst fellow #twst ernesto #harry's art #I WANT HIM HELP ME WHAT THE FUCK I NEED HIM I *gets banned*#okay I'll go back to my hole now

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yunoftheclouds · 9 months ago

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Dogsitting Cerberus

I think he wants the ball

#my art #artists on tumblr #obey me shall we date #obey me #omswd #obey me nightbringer #obey me mammon #mammon obey me #om! meme #obey me memes #om! swd #obey me meme #yun did a thing #mammon is now banned from dogsitting #why did i put actual effort into this #duke do you want the ball #Cerberus wants the ball

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itz-pandora · 22 days ago

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Huh. If my life was a quote, it'd be "one of those sad ones with a deceptively happy tune"

#quote from MLP:FIW #sorryyyy been kinda angry about my step family all day #sorry but im so tired of my Stepmom acting like she raised decent kids #my step brother is like 25 and living in my dads home. hes unironically an andrew tate fan and treats his very disabled girlfriend like shit #step sister always got compred to my sister who's the same age and put step sis in the light every time EVEN THO MY SIS WAS LITERALLY BETTER #<- like grades n shit #also both step sibs are gross. never cleans up ever. step brother and his gf are banned from the basement #step bro went to juvy when he was 16 and step sis had a trial last year and almost went to jail #also step sis has mono and would rather die than cover her mouth #i feel bad for SB's girlfriend because she has no other support system and sometimes it feels like SB or SS is trying to kill her?????#my dad threatened to kick out the adults if the house is dirty (adults being SB. SBG. SS. My sister. Aunt.)#My sister does SO MUCH HOUSEWORK and nobody cares and im mad #also bullshit rules recently have made my potential eating disorder worse #i don't think its healthy to rather starve than wash a dish but i actually have cried several times over this #not to mention how much i accidentally starve myself #also our food has been less and less because I don't know what I'm allowed to eat anymore because of my step family #also i have to share the smallest room with my sister. its okay tho ilh and i wouldn't want to get rid of her #sometimes it feels like my stepmom doesn't like me or my sisters because we're “weird”. childish interests and artistic #she lectured me about having missing assignments and I started crying #i said i just forgot to turn in some before the deadline and she called me lazy #<- Oops! so close. its actually THE MENTAL ILLNESS #my sisters and i feel like shit #i feel like my safe space is with my oldest sister.#and you all too! i love you guys #i just feel trapped. trapped by my step family. trapped by my own mind.#i was just starting to feel free from the burden of school and she just made me feel more stressed.#i didn't want to study because she killed the little motivation I had #Spanish exam is now “Fuck it we ball”#sorry for the personal post

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kiirajinfan-db · 1 year ago

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The idea of Mercenary Tien seemed silly tbh

But @yamcha-and-puar actually pulled the design off somehow??

Fun to draw 9.9/10

#tien shinhan #tenshinhan #chiaotzu #dragonball #dbz #dragon ball super #Chaozu is banned in 32 different countries #cant convince me otherwise

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bigtreefest · 4 months ago

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dick always. balls look like smth you find under a couch came to life

HAHAHA, THIS IS SAVAGE. But I disagree with your selection. Dicks are ugly and scary!! So intimidating!! Find me a man who knows how to use it and maybe I’ll change my tune. (I say this like I’m not a practicing man deflector) Balls are more inviting, imo. Soft and unassuming. And oh so sensitive. So tease-worthy. Where’s brandy? Bestie get in here and talk about Curtis’s inviting balls. Unless this was you, then leave me alone, bean. @brandycranby

#to all my followers I’m….sorry for this #TW: balls #genital discussion?#I’m gonna get banned for this #remember me for the whorecery I left behind #Curtis Everett #dick or balls #thanks for dropping in #dropping lol #Essie answers #anon

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sonikkuruzu · 1 year ago

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@gokutober day 7! Today's prompt is "Alt Outfit" so I drew Goku in the alt outfit I always put him in when playing Raging Blast 2

Prompts here - https://gokutober.tumblr.com/post/729317335347888128/gokutober-2023-prompts-are-here

#gokutober #my art #son goku #dragon ball z #playing raging blast 2 with my brother got me into dragon ball #i put goku in outfit 7 (yardrat) & super saiyan bc my goku plush is in super saiyan #my bro has banned me from using krillin & i'm only allowed to use yamcha without spirit ball #he finds me harder to fight than the ai players because i'm really random bc i don't really know what i'm doing

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martlet-of-snowdin · 10 months ago

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

-Eggman

#I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker #he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right #he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife #and he said his dick was “This big” and I said that's disgusting #so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com #Shadow the Hedgehog #you've got a small dick #it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller #and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT #THAT'S RIGHT #BABY. ALL POINTS #NO PILLOWS. Look at that #it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET #MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT #OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PI #dont ban me pls #underblog💛#non canon🧊#ask martlet!❄️#shitpost

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strmpt · 3 months ago

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the problem with getting americans* to understand why israel’s response to oct 7 is fucking insane is that most americans still believe that bombing hiroshima and nagasaki was a reasonable response to pearl harbor

*americans is being used to colloquially refer to US citizens

#just to make that clear. there isnt any other term for us that doesnt suck ass unfortunately #like. i dont CARE what hamas did or has done #that doesn’t justify eradicating an entire population of civilians #or anybody for that matter #and we all know that they only did what they did bc israel has been occupying palestine for 70 fucking years #and then like. yeah japan was doing fuck ass shit in the pacific #that does NOT mean drop two (2) extinction balls on their people #but yeah. basically. i think this is definitely like. part of this #like lets tackle that first #why do you think bombing japan and banning them from having a military ever again was okay in response to an attack on a naval base #like baby we shouldnt have even BEEN in hawaii to begin with #but also like dont fucking lie to me mr united states i know y’all dont care abt native hawaiians #sorry i have thoughts

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spock-smokes-weed · 4 months ago

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There is this guy who’s banned from one of our other stores who is really demanding and won’t take our no for answer. And today we finally fucking confronted him about how he’s a pos every time he comes in.

He wants to buy some spray paint caps and kept arguing with me when I told him he couldn’t buy all of them (I told him over and over that I’d give him 80% of what we have, but wanted to keep some since we get a LOT of ppl who come in for spray paint caps) but mf would not take no for an answer and I finally said “please respect our no. I’ll sell you these caps but you can’t have all of them” and my coworker called up our DM to let her know this guy is being a problem AGAIN

And this dude flipped his whole attitude “woah hey where is all this energy coming from??? Every time I come in here I’m so chill and cool and btw I’m such a kind person so where is all this coming from???”

We sold him his fucking spray paint but after he felt we found out he gave us a fake name and lied about basically everything he told us 😭

He tried over and over to tell us that he was close friends with our DM and that they go way back, but our manager was like “this guy is full of shit and owes the company a shit ton of money” wnakenskjdjdjf

Wild day

#ramblings #I’m proud of myself for standing up to him about how he wanted to keep arguing with me #but my coworker was like ‘the gloves are off’ and completely called him out for how he’s banned #and a pos #AND called our manager #she has so real balls

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serotoninspock · 6 months ago

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finally started watching strange new worlds. opening with het spock sex was definitely a choice that they made. spock needs to be bitchier and more repressed at all times. I do appreciate the joyous return to sci-fi bullshit silliness and monster of the week format. will have to investigate further

#st: snw #the 17 canon breaches in like the first episode were a little off-putting ngl #but i would be a hypocrite to not acknowledge that i'm mostly upset abt het spock and his lack of chest hair/eyeshadow/cunt served #also i just don't love the visual aesthetics of nutrek generally. too bright for me #chapel is cool and fun but not in any way nurse chapel lmao. i like her tho #everyone talks way too much abt their feelings. you are at work my friends. you also barely know each other #tickle our balls a little bit don't give all your character beats away #hope the character writing gets better bc it feels real forced rn. hopefully it's just early episode stuff and they start swingin soon #not sure how i feel abt the eugenics plotline? kinda felt weird to me #like i found it hard to believe starfleet would ban genetically engineered People as opposed to just banning practicing eugenics #but w/e number one looked hot carrying that man and that's the biggest takeaway methinks #i am eagerly anticipating it getting sillier bc i know it does #i love stupid sci-fi

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tigresslanzhu · 1 year ago

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Serious Face

Suki: Mr. Moon, do you know the difference between a happy-face and a not-happy-face?

Buster: Sure, just about everyone does. When we’re happy, we smile and have a fluttery feeling in our hearts. When we’re not happy, our jaw hurts from frowning so much and our face droops, and…

Suki: Do you know what this face means?

🤬

Buster: [To the New Moon Troupe] I guess Ms. Lane found out about our latest crime!

Ash: OUR?!?

#sing 2021 #sing 2016 #sing buster moon #suki lane #Buster and the others broke the window of a restaurant they were banned from for sport #Nooshy had a blast with this #Meena curled up in a ball and cried the entire time #Johnny just watched from a distance while comforting Meena #Seriously I like Alfonso but JohnnyxMeena makes more sense to me #Not to say that JohnnyxRyan wouldn’t work either #it totally does!#We are Buster And The New Moon Troupe #Da da da da da da da daaaaa!#please sing to the tune of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt #Or in Gunter’s case Jere Comes Hans Jakob Ingleheimer Schmidt

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cutiromer0 · 2 years ago

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England have to win the WC just so they can take Dave home

#i feel very strongly about this #also can’t believe the number of the squad apparently scared of cats #maybe they do need to ban heading the ball coz sounds like severe brain damage to me

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reginaldqueribundus · 2 years ago

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I did, once. It was pretty good

how about you fuck that old WOMAN. #feminism

#it was also kinda weird but mostly because she was weird not because of her age #she met me at the door in a bikini and a bathrobe #she made me put on one of her other bathrobes which was way too small for me #heat was cranked way too high so i was sweating a lil and she got very concerned and insisted i drink water but she was #al lil tipsy so she dropped her brita jug on the floor and smashed it so then i was helping mop her floor with my dick out #bcuz this too small bathrobe wouldn't stay closed #she got weirdly offended when i touched her ear. grabbed me by the balls & very seriously told me to never do it again 😳#i was like yes ma'am sorry ma'am please let go #we did it until we ran out of condoms and before we passed out she said i had to leave by 8 bcuz her granddaughter was coming to visit #later she came into the store where i worked at 2am and told me to lock the doors so we could have sex in the back room. i did not do that #she called me once after that but thankfully i think she lost my number and then she got banned from the store for something unrelated #don't get me wrong the sx was fire but she was kind of a hot mess so probably for the best #anyway #my life

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braindeadbuthere · 4 months ago

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why does pintrest keep removing my pins like they not even that bad

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