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Oooh are we posting transition timelines in order to get banned?? I'm game.
#my posts#my face#staff can suck me from the back#avery deserves so much better than how she was treated#mtf#trans#transfem#ban me or no balls#ok to rb#🚗🔨🛠️💥
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Dogsitting Cerberus
I think he wants the ball
#my art#artists on tumblr#obey me shall we date#obey me#omswd#obey me nightbringer#obey me mammon#mammon obey me#om! meme#obey me memes#om! swd#obey me meme#yun did a thing#mammon is now banned from dogsitting#why did i put actual effort into this#duke do you want the ball#Cerberus wants the ball
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The idea of Mercenary Tien seemed silly tbh
But @yamcha-and-puar actually pulled the design off somehow??
Fun to draw 9.9/10
#tien shinhan#tenshinhan#chiaotzu#dragonball#dbz#dragon ball super#Chaozu is banned in 32 different countries#cant convince me otherwise
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dick always. balls look like smth you find under a couch came to life
HAHAHA, THIS IS SAVAGE. But I disagree with your selection. Dicks are ugly and scary!! So intimidating!! Find me a man who knows how to use it and maybe I’ll change my tune. (I say this like I’m not a practicing man deflector) Balls are more inviting, imo. Soft and unassuming. And oh so sensitive. So tease-worthy. Where’s brandy? Bestie get in here and talk about Curtis’s inviting balls. Unless this was you, then leave me alone, bean. @brandycranby
#to all my followers I’m….sorry for this#TW: balls#genital discussion?#I’m gonna get banned for this#remember me for the whorecery I left behind#Curtis Everett#dick or balls#thanks for dropping in#dropping lol#Essie answers#anon
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@gokutober day 7! Today's prompt is "Alt Outfit" so I drew Goku in the alt outfit I always put him in when playing Raging Blast 2
Prompts here - https://gokutober.tumblr.com/post/729317335347888128/gokutober-2023-prompts-are-here
#gokutober#my art#son goku#dragon ball z#playing raging blast 2 with my brother got me into dragon ball#i put goku in outfit 7 (yardrat) & super saiyan bc my goku plush is in super saiyan#my bro has banned me from using krillin & i'm only allowed to use yamcha without spirit ball#he finds me harder to fight than the ai players because i'm really random bc i don't really know what i'm doing
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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
-Eggman
#I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker#he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right#he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife#and he said his dick was “This big” and I said that's disgusting#so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com#Shadow the Hedgehog#you've got a small dick#it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller#and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT#THAT'S RIGHT#BABY. ALL POINTS#NO PILLOWS. Look at that#it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET#MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT#OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PI#dont ban me pls#underblog💛#non canon🧊#ask martlet!❄️#shitpost
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the problem with getting americans* to understand why israel’s response to oct 7 is fucking insane is that most americans still believe that bombing hiroshima and nagasaki was a reasonable response to pearl harbor
*americans is being used to colloquially refer to US citizens
#just to make that clear. there isnt any other term for us that doesnt suck ass unfortunately#like. i dont CARE what hamas did or has done#that doesn’t justify eradicating an entire population of civilians#or anybody for that matter#and we all know that they only did what they did bc israel has been occupying palestine for 70 fucking years#and then like. yeah japan was doing fuck ass shit in the pacific#that does NOT mean drop two (2) extinction balls on their people#but yeah. basically. i think this is definitely like. part of this#like lets tackle that first#why do you think bombing japan and banning them from having a military ever again was okay in response to an attack on a naval base#like baby we shouldnt have even BEEN in hawaii to begin with#but also like dont fucking lie to me mr united states i know y’all dont care abt native hawaiians#sorry i have thoughts
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There is this guy who’s banned from one of our other stores who is really demanding and won’t take our no for answer. And today we finally fucking confronted him about how he’s a pos every time he comes in.
He wants to buy some spray paint caps and kept arguing with me when I told him he couldn’t buy all of them (I told him over and over that I’d give him 80% of what we have, but wanted to keep some since we get a LOT of ppl who come in for spray paint caps) but mf would not take no for an answer and I finally said “please respect our no. I’ll sell you these caps but you can’t have all of them” and my coworker called up our DM to let her know this guy is being a problem AGAIN
And this dude flipped his whole attitude “woah hey where is all this energy coming from??? Every time I come in here I’m so chill and cool and btw I’m such a kind person so where is all this coming from???”
We sold him his fucking spray paint but after he felt we found out he gave us a fake name and lied about basically everything he told us 😭
He tried over and over to tell us that he was close friends with our DM and that they go way back, but our manager was like “this guy is full of shit and owes the company a shit ton of money” wnakenskjdjdjf
Wild day
#ramblings#I’m proud of myself for standing up to him about how he wanted to keep arguing with me#but my coworker was like ‘the gloves are off’ and completely called him out for how he’s banned#and a pos#AND called our manager#she has so real balls
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finally started watching strange new worlds. opening with het spock sex was definitely a choice that they made. spock needs to be bitchier and more repressed at all times. I do appreciate the joyous return to sci-fi bullshit silliness and monster of the week format. will have to investigate further
#st: snw#the 17 canon breaches in like the first episode were a little off-putting ngl#but i would be a hypocrite to not acknowledge that i'm mostly upset abt het spock and his lack of chest hair/eyeshadow/cunt served#also i just don't love the visual aesthetics of nutrek generally. too bright for me#chapel is cool and fun but not in any way nurse chapel lmao. i like her tho#everyone talks way too much abt their feelings. you are at work my friends. you also barely know each other#tickle our balls a little bit don't give all your character beats away#hope the character writing gets better bc it feels real forced rn. hopefully it's just early episode stuff and they start swingin soon#not sure how i feel abt the eugenics plotline? kinda felt weird to me#like i found it hard to believe starfleet would ban genetically engineered People as opposed to just banning practicing eugenics#but w/e number one looked hot carrying that man and that's the biggest takeaway methinks#i am eagerly anticipating it getting sillier bc i know it does#i love stupid sci-fi
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Serious Face
Suki: Mr. Moon, do you know the difference between a happy-face and a not-happy-face?
Buster: Sure, just about everyone does. When we’re happy, we smile and have a fluttery feeling in our hearts. When we’re not happy, our jaw hurts from frowning so much and our face droops, and…
Suki: Do you know what this face means?
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Buster: [To the New Moon Troupe] I guess Ms. Lane found out about our latest crime!
Ash: OUR?!?
#sing 2021#sing 2016#sing buster moon#suki lane#Buster and the others broke the window of a restaurant they were banned from for sport#Nooshy had a blast with this#Meena curled up in a ball and cried the entire time#Johnny just watched from a distance while comforting Meena#Seriously I like Alfonso but JohnnyxMeena makes more sense to me#Not to say that JohnnyxRyan wouldn’t work either#it totally does!#We are Buster And The New Moon Troupe#Da da da da da da da daaaaa!#please sing to the tune of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt#Or in Gunter’s case Jere Comes Hans Jakob Ingleheimer Schmidt
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laid low by a bruce springsteen song. help.
#listened to I'm On Fire for the first time yesterday and I haven't recovered#it's sooooOOOOOOO PRETTY#also it makes me think about the other ship I'm getting into and— [my friends tackle me offstage because I've been banned from tg:m]#[I claw my way back onstage] ESPECIALLY IF YOU LISTEN TO ''GREAT BALLS OF FIRE'' RIGHT AFTER YOU LISTEN TO IT— [I am dragged back offstage]
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England have to win the WC just so they can take Dave home
#i feel very strongly about this#also can’t believe the number of the squad apparently scared of cats#maybe they do need to ban heading the ball coz sounds like severe brain damage to me
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I did, once. It was pretty good
how about you fuck that old WOMAN. #feminism
#it was also kinda weird but mostly because she was weird not because of her age#she met me at the door in a bikini and a bathrobe#she made me put on one of her other bathrobes which was way too small for me#heat was cranked way too high so i was sweating a lil and she got very concerned and insisted i drink water but she was#al lil tipsy so she dropped her brita jug on the floor and smashed it so then i was helping mop her floor with my dick out#bcuz this too small bathrobe wouldn't stay closed#she got weirdly offended when i touched her ear. grabbed me by the balls & very seriously told me to never do it again 😳#i was like yes ma'am sorry ma'am please let go#we did it until we ran out of condoms and before we passed out she said i had to leave by 8 bcuz her granddaughter was coming to visit#later she came into the store where i worked at 2am and told me to lock the doors so we could have sex in the back room. i did not do that#she called me once after that but thankfully i think she lost my number and then she got banned from the store for something unrelated#don't get me wrong the sx was fire but she was kind of a hot mess so probably for the best#anyway#my life
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why does pintrest keep removing my pins like they not even that bad
#ILY PINTREST BUT NO#why r u doing this to me#like siriusly#i cant spell today and you will accept me for it or else#the water turns the frogs gay#the fanfics turn the humans gay#everyone be gay#why do the f and k keys have weird bumps#nm i just looked it up how stupid could i have been#even my keyboard is like fk#wtf#idk anymore#confuse dont abuse#remember that time i accidently stole a cat#haha sure i told you about it#you must have forgotten silly#girlboss gaslight gatekeep#manspread manslaughter manners#men only have two of these things and by golly they shouldnt#tbh i love to manspread#just get aload of my invisible balls scum#worship the bloated prunes i tell you worship#thanks for attending the reasons why i should be banned from the internet and get more therapy
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I had a dream about this sport that i'm not sure exists, and seams to be a mishmash of various other sports games i've seen and learned about, i can't even remember the name, but as slang it was called 'handball'
I think there were at minimum 6 or 7 players per team on the field, maybe more, but probably no more them maybe 9 or so max, and the field was like half the size of a soccer field i think, smaller then most big ball sports games, but with similar nets
the ball was also about the same size n shape as a soccer ball, but different color and design
you could kick, punch, headbutt, use any part of your body to move the ball, but once you hit it, another player (on your team or opposing team) had to hit it before you could hit it again (like vollyball)
however you could catch it, if so you had to stop in place and had a limited time to throw it to another teammate, or it went to other team, and you had to throw it, not kick, punch, or anything else, but toss it with at least one open hand, in any direction (a bit like ultimate frizbee)
After a few scores the goals would switch sides, but i'm not sure when
if you hit the ball twice, it went to other team, you hold it for too long (again idk how long exactly) it goes to other team, you assault another person, it goes to the opposing team,
also one could only play so many rounds in a row before having to switch, and only so many rounds in a game before being benched unless too many players on your team ended up unable to play due to injury or unforeseen circumstances, so you couldn't just rely on 3 or 4 really good players to carry the team, and bench warmers were highly discourages, everyone on the was suppose to play and it highly encouraged teamwork, no one player could be a superstar of the game, and one player standing out was actually looked down upon as not being a good teammate
a team was to be seen as one entity, both on and off field, and team building and trust exercises were very important to the training process
It was also coed, there were some teams primarily one gender, but often those team just never did as good as teams that had a good mix of female and male
oh and there were no goalies/people defending the goals other then the team on the field
Edit: also, while you could catch the ball, you were not allowed it pick it up if it was on the ground, i think around a foot above the ground was considered a catch, but if you fumble and drop the ball or fail to catch it, it went to the other team
#sports#dream#sport#ball#handball#new sport#maybe#does something like this exsists#sports fan#sports fandom help me out#in my dream there was controversy#that a team made of old minecraft youtubers#including technoblade#RIP#that was playing very well#was disbanded#because people kept making false reports#and getting them banned or something#i was very upset about that#because they were one of the few teams not backed by a corporation#or a college#which was another thing about the game
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Movies targeted at little girls can have a little bit of senseless violence as a treat. ❣️
“Cartoon research” on facebook made these for the 20th anniversary of the Powerpuff Girls movie and I REMEMBER this review but it doesn’t seem to have been archived anywhere on the internet??? People took Ebert & Roeper reviews so seriously back then I’m pretty sure it helped kill this movie and by extension, cartoon network’s entire then-new foray into movie making but it’s still so so funny. I swear I also remember Ebert comparing it derogatorily to “those pokemon monsters” and saying that it would be scary to ever meet a power puff girls fan in person.
#no but seriously these reviews make me laugh#reminds of when I first got into ppg as a kid just a couple years before the movie came out#and my mom nearly banned me from ever watching it because of the “kicking and punching”…#and then I convinced her it was okay because they only punched bad guys#man if this was how boomer men reacted to violence in the ppg movie I can imagine they’d have a conniption over the season 4 finale of MLP#that finale was balls to the wall crazy…it was a great time to be an MLP fan#anyway little girl shows like the original ppg deserve more respect for never shying away from violence#ppg#the powerpuff girls#ppg movie#ebert and roeper
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