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It's going to be a new year soon. It's your chance and you're going to take it. You're going to dive headfirst into your masculinity, even if I have to hold your head under the water. You won't spend another year pretending. Write it, type it, pray it, dream it, you WILL be it. You're going to seek out what you need and take it. If you need mentors, there are people willing to guide you. If you're ostracized for changing, kill them in your head and know that you are better.
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Try Morse Core. Women Love Morse Code.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#jin ling#a-qing#ouyang zizhen#nameless red disciple#Girls speak in a series of clicks and trills that even the most adept linguists have difficulty decoding#Thankfully this rhythmic language can be translated to music notes#communication via specific vibrations of coiled metal wire is possible!#but- Ah shucks the guy with the guqin has his hands full. And also bloodied.#We need to resort to secondary girl communication. Blinking slowly at her. If she blinks slowly back - you're in.#if she blinks rapidly that's a threat. Is she does not blink at all you are already dead.#btw: Girls eyes translate lines of contrast to these series of air flow disturbances to create language. So they *can* read what we write.#This has been your daily GirlFacts tidbit.#Jokes aside. I get that the point was she has no tongue to speak with but it really does just come off as:#“5 teen boys in a room with a teen girl and dropping the ball so hard on how to proceed”#This is why men give up and kiss each other btw. (OKAY IM DONE SPREADING MISINFORMATION (for today))
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One of my favourite "had a glow up" comparison of Lloyd so far, grumpy green man 😋
#his balls DROPPED#< thats a puberty joke incase anyone didnt understand#ninjago#ninjago fandom#lloyd garmadon#ninjago lloyd#lloyd ninjago#lloyd garmadon ninjago#ninjago lloyd garmadon#lloyd montgomery garmadon#ninjago dragons rising
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peppino "never tell the health inspector" spaghetti
hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino] [gustavo]<- u are here [gerome] [noisette again]
#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#gustavo and brick#protip: if u dont have a real joke u can just drop a buzzword instead and that will still mostly work.#...emphasis on mostly. this one is not my best but i still had to do it bc one of the later ones will reference it 😔✊#hopefully will b more on the ball for the next one [w/ gerome] bc i have been very looking forward to that one for a Long time#anyways.#ive more or less conceded to fp having a 'dough-like' texture/consistency and while i dont know Exactly what id say hes made of#i cannot stress enough that that material is the LAST thing you'd ever want to be eating#it probably wouldn't kill you and hes not like hazardous to touch or anything but you would get very sick for a bit i think.#also if u saw my poll from a bit ago yes this is why i was thinking about that fjjghhfdjh#that said. the fact he knows fp is a liability and still lets him stay around... speaks volumes i think#arting#pizzaposting
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seeing people say that ted shouldn't have left england because he has his "found family" there whereas he only has henry in kansas and that he's gonna be miserable is so wild to me. did we watch the same show. man was having breakdowns and panic attacks about being away from his kid he was NOT happy in england he was always going to go back to kansas 😭😭😭 "well henry could have moved to england" if you feel more empathy for a grown ass man who very much DID live in kansas for the first 40+ years of his life than for a kid who would have to leave his friends and family and start living in a different country with a completely different school system and who would either not see his mom regularly OR have the most insane split custody arrangement then i think you lack perspective about what is important for a child's stability 😭😭 like be for real
#ted lasso#ted lasso spoilers#henry lasso#michelle lasso#'he doesn't have a home in kansas' he was a premier league coach he can find a place to stay instantly 💀💀💀#also some of yall need the word found family to be taken away. sometimes friendship is fine to say u know#it IS wild that beard would stay though and i hate that the show kept making a joke out of beard and jane's relationship#again. feels like they immensely dropped the ball here esp considering they want to be The Mental Health Show#beard was given immense depth in beard after dark and the poof! gone lmao#anyways#nourpost
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Updates on Amalgamate Chapter 21
Y'all, I am SO SORRY this chapter's taking so long!!! You wouldn't even believe how horribly it eats away at me every single day when this much time passes between Amalgamate chapters. I wanted so badly to have chapter 21 posted before I leave for Dragon Con next week, but I ran into issues with rearranging and smoothing out the chapter, and I wasn't happy with a lot of the scenes, and then in a stroke of extra bad luck, I had some medical issues that slowed me down.
But I'm gonna try to have as much of chapter 21 ready to go before I leave for Dragon Con so that when I get back a week later, I'll have the freshest possible eyes on the draft. I'm really, really hoping that'll be The Draft that I can prep for posting. I don't want to keep you all waiting much longer, so I'm trying very hard to get the next chapter up ASAP. I'm really, really sorry for all the delays, but I promise I work on the fic every single day no matter what. Really hoping to have chapter 21 ready soon <333
#amalgamate#amalgamate danganronpa#danganronpa amalgamate#danganronpa v3#drv3#danganronpa#amalgamate drv3#drv3 fanfic#kokichi ouma#ouma kokichi#kaito momota#momota kaito#oumota#the lack of an update is driving me out of my freaking mind#i'm not even joking#it's driving me effing nuts every single day#if i drop the ball in the final chapters of the fic i'll never forgive myself#trying my best i swear#i'm the worst tsumugi ever
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based on the leaks, i think the best thing that could possibly happen in robby's story is ending up with tory, that is if the writers don’t screw that up too and decide to finally leave them alone
#he’s not winning the tournament which would have done so much for him if he did but at least he still has his girl#except there's a chance he won't#and even if he does a chance it won't be satisfying#bc s6 actually set the bar lower than i thought s5 did#like i rlly thought after their lack of screentime in s5 they would recieve justice in s6... but nope!#more screentime does not equal justice#keenry#robby x tory#tory x robby#we need robby and tory just being a cute couple#we got that in episodes 9 and 10 of s4 and then ck dropped the ball and gave us very little in s5 and 6#a few of my friends and i love to joke about making our comfort characters and ships suffer in fanfics#but the ck writers can’t stop making them suffer in canon#happy keenry my beloved#robby keene#tory nichols#cobra kai#ck#ck season 6#cobra kai season six#cobra kai season 6#ck s6#cobra kai s6
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The genuine struggle of being a Riddler fan when all three of his most popular incarnations are different levels of deeply ooc for completely different reasons and you find all three insufferable but they're his most talked about because they're the only non-comic versions of him that aren't Jim Carrey, in three episodes of an animated series, or made of lego. You still reblog stuff about the ones you don't like though because the art is nice but god damn does it ache a little.
#edward nygma#the riddler#I'm being a hater#The other non comic versions I'd recommend are both in fucking podcasts#Which#If it's a struggle to get people to read a comic then boy howdy I can't imagine a podcast is going to be any easier#And then you have the issue of “this comic series was great for Eddie- genuinely awesome characterization. The rest of it sucked.”#Which happens surprisingly often#Shout out to Killing Time for having one of the best Riddler's I've seen in years#And then dropping the ball so hard on everything else even the dudebros didn't want it#Literally the worst comic I've ever recommended to someone for this exact reason#He's also gets pulled into the edgy violent 'joker baby' behaviour for the rogues that DC keeps shilling now or made a joke#So even when I think I found a good eddie in a comic there's only like a 40% chance it ends that way#And yes I get that's because the rogues act as tools of the narrative before characters#So their characterization will be sacrificed in both comics and adaptations to push a plot along#But goddamn if I don't hate it every single time#Batman confidential you will always be famous
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i keep getting tiktoks of these younger gen z kids referencing a time they did something relating to fandom in public and now they're embarrassed by it and everytime i see one i sit there thinking over all of middle and high school and having genuinely 0 moments that i feel embarrassed by, like i definitely did a lot of shit these kids would be embarrassed by but i think these are all just really fucking funny
also photographic evidence of the kinda kid i was. these are from 2014/15 when i was in 8th grade
-desolation row one shot(still on wattpad gerard way/reader smut)
-twerk it on (mcr crack fanfic no longer on wattpad but i have another fic in my library called twerking in taco bell which definitely ALSO used for my reading log)
-frank iero must die(a serial killer/assassin frerard fic, still on wattpad)
-hair (really vague maybe a phanfic? nowhere in my wattpad library rip)
my binder i used in 7th grade i had a blue one that looked pretty similar to this for 8th grade but idk where it went, also the parts i scribbled out are my full legal name i had written on it. i wrote it normally and then the big spot is where i wrote my name REALLY BIG in elysian code from the vladimir tod books. also the lines are from when i used an exacto knife to cut up some papers and forgot that my binder was underneath
in conclusion yall can now see why im so shameless about talking about shigaraki the way i do
#base line i started sobbing IN THE MIDDLE OF MATH CLASS and had my phone taken away bc i was watching the mv for the ghost of you by mcr#i went to school with cat whiskers#me and my bsf made a presentation about an imaginary trip to the planet uranus and we filled it with so many memes and butt puns she started#laughing so hard she couldn't breathe and i had to do the entire presentation alone and we got a standing ovation#my 8th grade science teacher hated us#another time same class we had an assignment where we had to make a bunch of words with the periodic table and we did shrek and lucifer one#after another and when we turned it in our teacher read it and immediately told us to leave💀💀#same class again different friend we saw NA on the periodic table and started singing nanana by mcr and got sent out of class bc we started#laughing so hard we couldn't breathe#high school i would eddie munson on the lunch tables#found that aspect of eddie so relatable#filmed youtube videos at my old hs that STILL EXIST ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL#id honestly have them up for anyone to see but my old bsf found them extremely embarrassing and she thinks i deleted them#i used to go to school with a whole library in my backpack like the entire pjo/hoo series of unfortunate events harry potter etc#my backpack had a bunch of doodles on it and it said battaco big asf and it was an inside joke with my friends for years bc of it#i also used to go to school dressed as frank iero/gerard way/etc#pete wentz eyeliner#larped with the anime club in this little corner outside of the library bc it had a bunch of trees and a 6 ft long stick that we took turns#holding and screaming YOU SHALL NOT PASS‼️‼️#the middle school book club had movies days on fridays and when people tried to vote to watch the lighting thief movie i stood on my chair#and spent so long bitching about how bad it was that we had to do the movie the next monday bc people needed to go home and the librarian#could not stop my righteous fury#a teacher assaulted me trying to get me to stand for the flag so i dead weight dropped on top of him and then ran around the class to stay#away(real hard to do in a small music classroom) and when i got tired of that i beat him up a little and i didnt get in trouble bc he was#really embarrassed i got the drop on him(bc i had tiddies)#that man hated me for being trans#really got mad at me when the pledge started after that and id get up and salute while singing welcome to the black parade#was also genuinely bad at soccer that my teacher sent me off to other teachers when our class did soccer bc the only time i ever got the#ball i kicked it into the wrong goal#i got more stories but i ran out of tags :(
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Next patch is Lantern Rite... Any Zhongxiao predictions?
#predictions u say... after what they put us through these past updates?#i gen don't care how it happens atp i NEED them to interact#....but since you asked. i'd love to see xiao visit zhongli for a change. or do something out of his comfort zone. both bc HE wants to#not because someone talks him into doing them#i don't think he's quite at a point where he would drop the 'daren' but it'd be fun to see him talk a tiny bit more casual/freely#my biggest most delusional dream is xiao attempting to make a joke and zhongli playing along#I LOVE THEM 😔😔😔😔😔#tho i have to say. after the character development we got last year. i think taking a step back and letting their relationship simmer#wouldn't be so bad either. i think it's very them to platonically-blue-ball even their friendship.#zhongxiao
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They’re going to confirm my idea of Arlecchino cycles of abuse story and I am going to go absolutely bonkers
#fern.txt#I always am so restless bc everytime ppl weirdly handwring over the idea the anticipated woman char will be#written poorly bc there’s just no way genshin could ever write a complex or good female char#and like I get not trusting genshins writing competency but sometimes I think it’s just rlly unfounded#& ppl just wanting to be mad or even just not being very willing to engage w characters themselves#n weird to hear abt bc last character everyone was like this#abt was furina & complaints she was beinf made out to be a joke & not fit to be a real archon#and I just found it kind of bizzare when we just didn’t know her deal yet n they were clearly setting stuff up#and then they made her one of the best chars in the game which I was absolutely expecting fjcjnf#I think I have a good sense of when genshin is going to drop the ball or not#and I think arlecchino will be good. if somehow not then I will be a little heartbroken omg#genshin 4.6
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they should've done more research b4 making henrietta cishet
#one thing i love about south park is how spot on the goth kids are but u dropped the ball with making em cishet#she's still a baby tho.. give her time she will learn#south park#henrietta biggle#pls don't take this too serious#cartman too- i know they would NEVER make him anything other tbh but i saw straight cis make and thought DOUBT#he's something you'll never understand#i kinda wish they put bikecurious for butters just to stay true to the joke
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idk guys but i think "black lady making a parody campaign of an overrated kid's book written by a transmisogynist where they mock the original book and its writer at every given venue and it barely feels like the original" is not nearly equatable to "white guy making a joke about an asian trans woman having a dick in her intro, immediately calling attention to it by laughing at his own joke, and not developing that poor trans woman as anything more than a mildly antagonistic force/love interest for another trans person"
#🍃#transmisogny tw#a post about the tags of a post#mismag does at times feel a bit milquetoast at times with its criticisms of the books and its creator amounting to:#'look! this kid's book has narrative inconsistencies! funny! also jkr sux fuck terfs... ok back to stupid bri'ish wizards"#and i think aabria's statement on why she made burrow's end#about how just saying 'jkr sucks' doesn't mean anything if you don't actually move past it (hp) and address your own biases#felt far more mature than mismag's thesis statement of IT'S STUPID SO LET'S MAKE FUN OF IT which is reductive#and the new season of mismag doesn't look hp inspired at all so ngl for me it's fingers crossed#likewise i know this was years ago and brennan has grown but i do NOT blame trans women for being disgusted or horrified at that joke#because it isn't just poor taste. it's just flat out HA HA SHE HAS A DICK! as the joke#and they did the cis person thing of putting the Only Two Trans People in a relationship and worse yet#the guy is an actual pc and the woman is just a mean nag. how did he drop the ball on that and make t4t feel like cishet boomer humor#so if that sours d20/dropout/unsleeping city/brennan as a person for you i don't blame you
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Jack is sorry you're Canadian.
#stargate#atlantis#zed vs zee#subtitles dropped the ball on this joke#apologies to my canadian friends who pronounce it wrong
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#new years eve#jokes#lol#nye2025#funny#joke#haha#nye#joke of the day#new years#new jokes#dad jokes#bad jokes#dumb jokes#funny jokes#new year’s eve#new year’s 2025#nyc#always#ball drop#get it?#hehe#celebration#overrated#new york city#new york#new year#the best#new#happy new year
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another thing I do wish had at least come up in ds9 while talking about the bajoran faith is the idea of just like. secular bajorans. I think the way they’re written that’s kind of ‘everyone just believes in the religion and that’s it’ is honestly a little flat? but I think there would be people who have a very complicated relationship with the prophets, who maybe didn’t believe in them before the events of the show and now maybe they have to but they think of them more as the wormhole aliens rather than gods, or just don’t believe (anymore, if they once did) that they should be worshipped because they allowed the events of the occupation to happen. but that wouldn’t mean entirely disengaging from the practices of religion as a community thing, or as comfort in times of need bc sometimes that sense of ritual can be a good one, who still wear the earring not so much as a sign of faith but just as a sign of being bajoran and being connected to their people.
idk not to sound like I’m overexplaining secular approaches to an ethnoreligion when that’s a lot of people’s lived experience but I’m just kind of thinking about what it would look like in this context, and I don’t know that it ever would have been a whole plotline but I think a mention could have been interesting. maybe something as small as rearranging duty schedules and it’s something that would interfere with religious services, but a couple specific bajorans are willing to take that because they’re not religious, and it’s a one line mention (which is the kind of thing ds9 often did well so it would feel natural), but it makes them a little less homogenous as a species.
#i don't really count the pah wraith cult for depth honestly like. it's never really about them#sometimes I feel like the show dropped the ball a little on bajorans other than kira and winn#like people always joke about how boring bareil and shakaar are and then idk that anyone else really gets talked about#and even if you expand to other shows you get ro laren and sito jaxa but let’s be real it’s mostly me talking about the latter#the few one-offs on voy don’t really have much going on (which is a bummer it would have been nice to have a recurring maquis bajoran)#and idk about later shows really but the prequel types won’t have anything so. idk.#I think just. adding a little more individuality in terms of things like faith could have helped the perception a little?#idk this became a grander statement than it was meant to be I’m really just rambling#and now im trying to tie it back together and i really cannot. good luck.#san rant#im sure this is a post someone else has already made but im always just doing whatever.
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