#bakes cakes for quacks

[retropopcult]

Daffy baking powder Wacky Packages, 8th Series 1974

[deadghosy]

I am in desperate need of more chibi!reader.

What if chibi makes mini cakes in their little mini kitchen and decorates them to the characters colors, and possibly flavor preferences?

Thanks if you do this

❤️ anon

AWW THATS SO CUTEEE!!!💗🦆

CUTE HEADCANNNONS ABOUT CHIBI!READER

WARNING: FLUFF💗🦆

You sometimes snuggle with husk as if he was a mother cat as he purrs having his arm over your small chubby body.

Imagine you and Angel having your own poses with Angel. You and Angel definitely have a whole bunch of photos which is so cool.

Imagine you and your bad ASS HOT PINK PRETTY PRINCESS CAR GOING FOR A JOY RIDE! with of course Lucifer beside you as he controls a toy car that has duck designs on it. I mean shittt you guys race as if you are depending your lives on it

Your car broke down…(Angel forgot to change the batteries for you) you sniffled “depressed” until Angel came back to shown you your new HOT GLAMOUR HOT PINK CAR WITH SPARKLES!?

Yeah….you definitely used it to run over someone’s toes as you smirked with your shades on like a badass bitch.

You have an easy bake oven…

NOW CMONNNN YOOU CANT LIE CHIBI! READER BE COOKIN OUT HERE😭

Literally the crew bought you a mini kitchen set and let you decorate it to your [aesthetic] as you smiled having your hands to your hips as you smiled at this.

Vaggie and Charlie sleeping with you beside them like a baby as you twitch 😭ima cry because that’s actually do adorable imaging a baby chibi reader who sleep so cozy to the point you wanna squish their cheeks.

You feed the crew your mini dishes from your mini kitchen which makes them smile at your effort. You accidentally burnt yourself but you huff with a determined squeak as you kept cooking for them.

You were the one who would put bows in alastor’s hair…and Alastor smiled softly at your affection towards him.

A chubby chibi reader who rubs their cheek against the cast’s thumbs with a soft squeak needy for attention for once as they were getting ignored.

A cute headcannon is that, the cast makes a Day schedule who youvwokd be with every week as it’s just fun tk see you come out of the person’s room with a new attitude and clothing choice.

You patted a toy duck thinking it was real as you made a “quack” sound with a squeak as it was heart aching to Lucifer as he grabs where his heart is and recorded the whole thing

You are having a bubble bath tired in a toy tub like I said before as Charlie coos at how cute you are as she scrubs your soft hair

Your favorite cartoon is hello kitty + SpongeBob as it showed how childish you are and were

I headcannon reader to waddle up against to sir Pentious to show how much you love him. That made him tear up a bit as he shows you off to his eggs

You yawn as you snuggle against anything….ANYTHING! You freaking name it-

You definitely get babied like a real baby but you don’t complain as you just be spoiled rotten by affection. They sure damn know

Imagine reader holding a small toy duck as they softly snooze. Like and there is a this ambience music in the background which makes the reader pass out faster.

Alastor has you on his desk as he makes a broadcast as a victim who tried to stomp on you has been murdered…not like you know anyways.

You are definitely the one people can’t leave for a minute as you would piss anyone off in a second. But you are so cute anyone could forgive you.

THATS ALL I HAVE FOR CUTE HCS🦆💗✨

[its-a-ducky-mess]

Just For Fun: Callbacks

Within certain shots and scenes of Sarah & Duck, the viewer can see items or objects that call back to previous episodes that have already taken place.

[Sources: Series 1, Episode 24, Fireworks Dance (left) | Series 2, Episode 5, The Mouse's Birthday (right)]

Sarah's closet is home to many of these callbacks. We can see the rainbow kite from Kite Flight, the tennis rackets from Doubles, and Duck's roller skates that he gets for his birthday in Cake Bake. It's not part of the discussion here, but also, in the right screenshot, you can actually see the light from the doorway shine on the reflectors on the bike wheel, making them reflect the light into the room! I thought that was cool.

[Sources: Series 1, Episode 10, Kite Flight (left) | Series 1, Episode 14, Doubles (middle) | Series 1, Episode 2, Cake Bake (right)]

In addition, we can see boxes for the globe present in their living room, the box for the telescope in the technology room, and even Sarah's rain boots, raincoat, and red gloves that she wears in many episodes.

[Sources: Series 1, Episode 6, Robot Juice (top-left) | Series 1, Episode 18, Stargazing (top-right) | Series 1, Episode 8, Rainbow Lemon (bottom-left) | Series 1, Episode 23, Bobsleigh (bottom-right)]

[Source: Series 2, Episode 4, Sound Jumble]

Within the chest in the technology room, we can see the octagon checker from Octagon Club as well as the camera from Camera.

[Sources: Series 1, Episode 39, Octagon Club (left) | Series 1, Episode 21, Camera (right)]

[Sources: Series 2, Episode 24, Cake Relocate (left) | Series 1, Episode 24, Fireworks Dance (right)]

Bordering on the "insanely obscure enough to where you wouldn't even notice" levels (I literally only found the latter of these two just now, on accident), Sarah's fridge has the candy wrappers used in Coloured Light, and to the left of her wardrobe is a picture of the wind-up spoon featured in Big Shop.

[Sources: Series 1, Episode 19, Coloured Light (left) | Series 1, Episode 12, Big Shop (right)]

And while it's more simple continuity as opposed to a "callback" per se, Duck's new chair bought during Sit Shop remains in the living room for the rest of the series.

[Sources: Series 1, Episode 9, Sit Shop (left) | Series 3, Episode 22, Constable Quack (right)]

[edwardbabygirlteach]

Okay yall! Just sharing this info here because I’m so excited!

So as some of you may know the epilogue of We Belong Awake by @talkitthroughasacrew comes out on October 1st!

I will be live tweeting and Blogging my Baking of the 40 orange glaze cake before it’s planned to go live!

Sooooo see you all Sunday while I Bake the Quack Quack Boys a wedding cake With a special surprise!?

Also if you have absolutely no idea what I’m talking about here’s the link to the fic! It’s absolutely the most amazing thing I’ve ever read and I can already tell you you’ll love every second of it. There’s all kinds of amazing art throughout the chapters as well including a ton of absolutely stunning pieces by @mossgroves! There’s also an entire curated playlist to with it on Spotify! (Link below)

I could literally go on for hours about how much I love this story (and have!) it’s absolutely something so special and beautiful. Every word drips with a passion that you can feel to your core.

[bygoody]

Just Ducky: The Cake You Didn’t Know You Needed 🐥🎂

Quack attack incoming! 🦆💛 This little yellow duck might be too cute to eat... but I’m willing to make that sacrifice. 👀🍰 Who else feels guilty eating adorable desserts like this? 😅 #DuckCake #TooCuteToEat #SweetTooth

Ingredients:

Vanilla Sponge Cake:

1 ½ cups (190g) all-purpose flour

1 ½ tsp baking powder

¼ tsp salt

½ cup (115g) unsalted butter, softened

1 cup (200g) granulated sugar

3 large eggs

2 tsp vanilla extract

½ cup (120ml) whole milk

Buttercream Frosting (for crumb coat & decoration):

1 cup (225g) unsalted butter, softened

4 cups (480g) powdered sugar

2 tbsp heavy cream or milk

1 tsp vanilla extract

Yellow food coloring (gel works best)

[sweethoneyrose83]

Harley Quinn Dialogue Prompts 

"You know, sometimes I wonder if I’m the cream or the sugar in this crazy coffee world! What do you think? Sweet or a little nutty?"

"Alright, puddin’, what’s the plan? Go big or go home? I say we paint the town red—preferably with a little glitter!"

"Love is like a rollercoaster, isn’t it? Full of ups, downs, and a few unexpected turns! Just don’t forget to scream!"

"Well, that was fun! Nothing like a little chaos to get the ol’ blood pumpin’. Who knew punching could be such a great cardio workout?"

"You know what they say—every clown has their day! And sometimes you just gotta embrace the crazy to find the real you!"

"So, doc, tell me—what's the difference between me and a traditional patient? I mean, I do all my own stunts, right?"

"I love my Mr. J, but I gotta say, my hyenas? They’re the real stars of the show! Who needs a prince when you’ve got a pack of wild cuties?"

"Okay, plan B! When in doubt, just laugh it out! If you can’t find the silver lining, create your own confetti!"

"Darlings, every day is a fashion show, and the world’s our runway! Who says you can’t rock a jester hat with a killer outfit?"

"Life’s a series of choices, right? You either pick the red pill or the blue pill. Me? I just sprinkle a little chaos on both and see what happens!"

"You know what they say, babe—love is a battlefield! And I’m not just talkin’ about my heart... watch out for my mallet!"

 "He thinks he’s the king of chaos, but I’m the queen of mayhem! Wanna see me juggle a couple of grenades? It’s a blast!"

 "Listen up, puddin’! The secret to happiness? A little bit of mischief and a whole lotta laughter! Oh, and ice cream. Don’t forget the ice cream!"

 "You really think you can take me on? I’ve survived a rollercoaster of insanity! Bring it on, cupcake!"

 "Poison Ivy, babe, you’re my ride or die! Together we’re like a deadly flower bouquet! Let’s go paint the town red... or green!"

 "You break my heart, I break your face! Fair trade, don’t you think? Who needs therapy when you’ve got a mallet?"

 "Oh, you think that cape makes you special? Sweetie, I can take down heroes and villains alike. Just watch me!"

"Why stick to the rules when you can make your own? The world is a circus, and I’m the star attraction!"

 "Gotham is my playground! The shadows are my friends, and the sirens? Just the soundtrack to my life!"

 "Am I a villain? Maybe. Am I a hero? Depends on who you ask! All I know is I’m fabulous, and that’s enough for me!"

 "Okay, puddin', listen up! We gotta plan the heist of the century. Step one: distract the guards with... wait for it... a dance-off! What do you think? Got moves?"

"So, you wanna impress your crush? First, you gotta show 'em you're a little nuts, just like me! Maybe bake 'em a cake shaped like a heart? Or a giant mallet? Who wouldn’t love that?"

"What do you mean you don't like my outfit? It’s *fashion*! Just ‘cause it looks like a clown threw up on me doesn’t mean it’s not stylish, right?"

 "So, Bat-brain thinks he can stop me? Honey, I’ve outsmarted him too many times! Last week, I sent him on a wild goose chase... with a literal goose! Quack, quack!"

"You know, sugar, life’s a lot like a rollercoaster: it’s full of ups and downs, but the screaming just makes it more fun! So scream it out, baby!"

 "You think I’m just a pretty face? Ha! I’ve got wisdom to share. Like, never trust a guy who doesn’t like pickles. It’s a red flag, I swear!"

"You know what my favorite vegetable is? A *cute-cumber*! Get it? ‘Cause I’m cute and it’s a cucumber! I should put that on a T-shirt!"

"Alright, Joker, we gotta work together! No more fighting over who gets the last slice of pizza. Let’s just steal the whole pizza shop instead!"

"So there I was, standing in front of a raging inferno, and all I could think was, ‘This would make a great Instagram pic!’ Priorities, am I right?"

 "Ever think about how chaos is the true order of the universe? Like, one minute you’re planning a big score, and the next, you’re dodging flying pies. It’s beautiful, really!"

[sarasnow2024]

Lady of the Laughing Tree

Father Philip sighed with relief and sat down on a comfortable bench under the kitchen window, carefully leaning his oak stick against the wall so that it was within reach. Bessy the Cook gave him a quart of good, chilled brew. For a week he had been looking into every nook and cranny, supervising deliveries, servants, the kitchen, halls decoration, guest rooms preparation and the tailors and seamstresses milling about everywhere.

- There's nothing like a good ale after a hard day's work.

- If you hadn't been running up and down the stairs...

- For those scoundrels to steal and destroy everything? Oh no! And do you remember, dear Bessy, how on the royal twins' name day Pete fell asleep under the table? If only I hadn't checked the hall then!

- But you did, now sit down and drink!

Philip sighed as he dipped his lips into the delicious drink, raised his free hand and slapped his knee out of habit. He would have slapped Bessy, but they had not spoken yet, and since she had only been in mourning for seven months, it was not proper to court! Dowager Queen Alicent would certainly not approve!

- What will you have?

- This is the fifth time you've asked me that! - Bessy huffed, although she knew well that Philip expected to taste a few things from the royal table. - As a side, we will serve salad...

- It's good for rabbits nor adult man!

- And who asked you? There will be all kinds of eggs, cold meet and several kinds of cheese too.

- Now that's better! And for the main course?

- Potted hare and trout baked in clay.

- Good, good. And for the dessert?

- Oh, sweet biscuits and these mini marzipan cakes.

- Veeeery good! Do you remember, dear Bessy...

Bessy didn't hear that day what was that she would or would not remember, because Father Philip froze with his mouth open like that famous trout baked in clay.

From the bench they had a pleasant view of the well-grown herbarium. Usually one could see servants there, and sometimes the Keep’s maester or Harold, court's secretary, but this time a complete stranger was walking down the path - and worst of all, in Philip's opinion - it was a bizarrely dressed woman.

Her hair was braided into several tight ropes, her features noble, both mature and young, timeless beauty, but her ruffled, yellow-orange dress or tunic reminded more of the mummers or comedians' costumes than of attire appropriate for the royal court.

The woman approached Bessy and Philip, bowing her head regally.

- Welcome, good people. - she smiled prettily. - If you hear of any weakening woman or maiden in need, send her to me. I am Sarah Snow, half-sister of the lord of Winterfell, Cregan Strak. - Having said that, she simply turned around and left.

- And who is that?! - Bessy gasped.

- Haven't you heard? The Stark's bastard.

- It's a witch from the North! - Felicity the scullery maid threw out. - I heard that the rope maker's wife fell down just in her time at the Old Gate, and lady Snow stopped the whole squad, ordered Lord Stark to hold the woman in labor and cut her belly open!

- You're just chattering away! - Philip was angry. - How do you mean - cut her open?!

- Yes, like some do with a sow! - Pete threw out, lugging wood. - The butcher told me that witches in the North do that when a child doesn't want to come out, but they can then use spells to make the woman in labor survive.

Philip made Star sign.

- You're dumber than lobster bait, and I didn't say that at all! - yelled the butcher, who had just arrived. - They do it with threads, like every quack, not with any spells! Only ointments and elixirs, such that they will even drive away puerperal fever. If such as this one appeared when the late Queen Aemma time came...

- Get to work! - Bessy boomed. - See them, maesters altogether, experts on what's under a woman's gown! It's none of our business, whatever happens or doesn't happen, it's all in the hands of the Gods!

- Well said Bessy! Go and deliver it, Pete! And you, Felicity, the cauldrons from the day before yesterday are waiting! - reminded Phillip.

Bessy pretended to check the delivery, but she glanced anxiously in the direction where Sara Snow had gone. Her youngest daughter was eight months pregnant and Bessy worried, if she can afford the decent maester, just in case.

[shiningstarlight101]

Wanted to give some ways Donald Duck/Ducktales characters are called in my language! :D (feel free to rb with your own languages if you want)

Donald is just Donald

Daisy: Katrien. it's the Dutch version of Catheryn

Huey, Dewey and Louie: kwik, kwek and kwak. Which is the sound ducks make

Scrooge: dagobert (also his last name is just Duck and not McDuck). Why? Idk actually. All I could find was "it's based on German."

Beagle boys: zware jongens. It means heavy boys but I think it's supposed to be like bad boys.

Flintheart Glomgold: Govert Goudglans. Govert is just an old Dutch name but Goudglans means golden glow!

Mrs Beakly: Baktaart. So uhm her name means bake cake 💀

Webby Vanderquack: Webby/Lizzie van der Kwaak. So first of, the reason I did /Lizzie is because Lizzie is her name in the og Ducktales! The reboot decided to go for the English name tho. Names with "Vander..." often have Dutch or German origins, but van and der are 2 seperate words so it's spaced out. And kwaak for another sound ducks make. Her last name means "of the quack"

Fethry: Diederik. It's just another (kinda old) Dutch name

Gladstone Gander: Guus Geluk. Guus is a Dutch name, and geluk means luck. It's not actually an origin reason they purposfully went for but I like how Guus kinda sounds like goose. Cause it feels like his name is based on the English phrase lucky goose lol

Launchpad McQuack: Turbo McKwek. Pretty straightforward

Gyro Gearloose: Willie Wortel. Hear me out. Willie is kinda like Will/William, and worten means carrot. His name is William Carrot.

Those are all the ones I'm gonna do rn but lemme know if anyone wants to know specific ones! (Except for Della and Magika bc their names are the same)

[glowyjellyfish]

Is there still a Ducktales fandom here? Most of the blogs I followed around the 2017 times have either changed subjects or gone quiet. Well, anyway, if anybody’s still here:

I started rewatching Ducktales 2017 over the holiday, with the intent of finally finishing the last few episodes! I’m in the middle of s2 and very excited. So I went through and started editing my playlist, which hasn’t really been updated since season 1. And I’m wondering if any other fans out there have any song ideas. I’d like to have a fairly equal amount of songs for each major character, and so far my favorites tend to be over represented.

Here’s what I have so far:

General amusement songs:

Ducktales theme song

Quack Quack Quack! Donald Duck

The Three Caballeros Song

Scrooge

The Saddest Story Ever Told by The Magnetic Fields

Hazy Shade of Winter by Gerard Way

Feel It Still by Portugal. The Man

Inside Out by Eve 6

We Are the Champions by Queen

Donald

Trouble Loves Me by Morrisey

The Worst Day Since Yesterday by Flogging Molly

Come With Me Now by Kongos

Battle Cry by Ludo

Return by OK Go (although it’s about Della, from his perspective)

Della

Song of the Sea by Cake Bake Betty

Got to Fly by Marian Call (the best Della song)

Rocket Ship by Kathy McCarty

Huey

The Trail We Blaze by Elton John

Overkill by Colin Hay (I kinda want to replace this one)

In Too Deep by Sum 41

Everything is Awesome by Tegan and Sara

Dewey

Ready for Anything by Skyway Flyer

A Little Less Conversation by Elvis Presley (the Megamind cover)

Ghost by Mystery Skulls

Louie

Plan B by Five Iron Frenzy

Heist by Ben Folds Five

Here It Goes Again by OK Go

Natural by Imagine Dragons

The Future by Mystery Skulls

Webby

Kids in the Dark by All Time Low

I’m Ready by Angela Michael

Try Everything by Shakira

Beakley

Have You Got It In You? by Imogen Heap

Launchpad

Crash Goes My World by Cadence Grace

Flying by Blue Rodeo

Mr Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra

All Star by Smash Mouth (the best Launchpad song)

Bud Like You by AJR

Holding Out For a Hero by Bonnie Tyler (favorite recent addition, it’s both perfect and hilarious)

Learn to Fly by Foo Fighters

Gyro

Build the Robots by Doctor Steel

Still Alive from Portal

Fenton (should note that his section is a bit of a mess and may include songs that don’t work very well because I was just tossing songs in there to see what would stick)

Rocket Man by Elton John (although it works better for Classic Fenton than 2017 Fenton)

A Better Son/Daughter by Rilo Kiley

Freaking Out by Mystery Skulls

The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats (haven’t tested it yet, but the idea amused me)

Hero by Chad Kroeger

Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons

Mighty Little Man by Steve Burns

Consequences by Buffering the Vampire Slayer

We Are by Ana Johnson

Lena

Opheliac by Emilie Autumn

Glomgold

Opportunities by Pet Shop Boys

Reprehensible by They Might Be Giants

Mark Beaks

Whipped Cream by Ludo

Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham

Gladstone

Life Has Been Good To Me by Randy Newman

…and that’s it. As you can see, it does not feel like a complete playlist, covering neither every character nor any full arcs. …except maybe Launchpad who’s pretty well represented with some good and great songs for him. My sister has suggested I try Let the Games Begin and The Good Part by AJR, as well as You Won’t Make a Fool Out of Me by Flogging Molly for Donald, but I would like some songs I haven’t heard by different artists, if possible. Also, please note that I haven’t seen the last five or so episodes of the series yet; I have approximate knowledge of The One Thing, but otherwise am avoiding spoilers until I finish.

Any ideas?

[maguro13-2]

Hilda : If I can't think about my hot pants, then I'm about think about it til I sort this problem! I really need to think about it and sit down.

*Hilda sits on the see saw too hard*

Pikachu : Great Scott! I'M FLYING , HEEEEELP!!! *Freezes+grunts*

*A satellite bursts through Pikachu*

Hilda : Uhhh, oops.

*alternate take*

Hilda : Oh well, I might as well think about it and sit down.

Pikachu : Screw you and your cakes!

*hits the see-saw too hard that sends her flying*

Hilda : OH, NOOOOOOOOO!

*Goes into a big plane*

Hilda : Woohoo I'm saved! *Quack*

*Realizing that she's in a military aircraft*

Hilda : Uh-oh. *Surge approaches*

Lt Surge : Get off my plane!

*Kick*

Hilda : WOAH!

*holds up sign : YELP!*

[Metamorphoser by Junichi Masuda]

*ZOOM*

Hilda : *falling* AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! HELP! I'M. FALLING IN THE SKY!

Misty : HOLY COW! SHE'S FALLING TO THE GROUND! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! Somebody do something!

Hilda : I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I can't watch!

Dawn : Hilda! Hilda! You're gonna have to land at a safe point!

Hilda : What safe point!?

Dawn : You have to use your cakes and make a safe landing! And whatever, you do, don't hurt yourself on your landing!

Hilda : Will this be good enough!?

Dawn : Not exactly that much of a safe landing point.

Bianca : Don't you know anything about safe landing with your bum all the time?

Brock : Not exactly as Cops : Jenny Edition starts til 4.

Hilda : I'm gonna make it? I'm gonna make it! I can't believe that I'm actually doing it! I'm really gonna make it! *Laughs triumphantly* Victory is--!

*DBZ SFX: Energy Explosion+Wave*

Hilda : I did it. My cakes did come in handy, I'm saved!

Gloria : (with a goofy voice) Nice landing with your ass, Unova girl! Also...I would like to ask anyone who can find my spleen.

Dawn : That was some nice landing for you, Hilda! Great work on that cake landing thing!

Hilda : Heh. It was too worth it, my cakes have been a lot of power since they've grown stronger each day. I wonder how I have been eating those candies?

Dawn : Beats me! Some say that having cakes is what you bake, and that's how are we gonna take. Also, not to go easy bake on your bum, but there's a catastrophe that you caused pointing with my thumb!

*the world is in chaos caused by Hilda's mistakes*

*people screaming and panicking*

Hilda: Oh, shucks! I over did it! This is not what I did to bake my cake! Darn it!

Misty : Oh, we spoke too soon about the stuff that happens.

*Imaginary scenario ends*

Hilda : I told you before guys. My butt is not fat! And it's worse than you think. So that is why...I'm wearing Bike Shorts for the next semester this week!

May/Haruka : Why would that be a problem to not having your sizes?

Hilda : Isn't it obvious? I realized what deep stuff that we are in today, I having minor situations about body porporations, see my pants, my bum can totally fit in and besides, what's the worst thing that could happen?

*RIPPING*

Kid from Ned's Declassified : I got her cheesy everything!

May/Haruka : *gasp* Hilda! Look at your self!

Hilda : Huh? *looks down on herself and reveals to be naked*

*SFX : Boing*

Hilda : EHHH!?! My clothes!

Dawn : Cover your shame!

Hilda : Hey! That kid stole my clothes! Oh...This is so humiliating! I'm calling the manager to get me a fresh pair of clothing. Hopefully my bum is not too big and bright.

Misty : Which is why your bum is tanning it on my face.

*sizzling*

Misty : And it's burning my eyes.

Hilda : Like I even care about that! Also, my buns are burning, would anyone put me some sunscreen? I really need to put on some coppertone sun screen.

Trainer Black : *looking at Hilda's ass* Hot Dog!

*SMACK*

Hilda : YAAAH!

*later shows a hand mark on Hilda's butt cheeks*

Hilda : Why did I even think about having sunburns like this nowadays?

[timelesstimesgoneby]

three stooges

An Ache in Every Stake "Are you married or happy?" "A frozen dainty" *ce with Personality--Coal with comph" "On the end of a rope" «Pump in four more slices!" "We Baked You a Birthday Cake" "You need another strike" Zero Ice & Coal Co. a Ducking They Did Go Blackie and Doyle canvas Back Duck Club Crosby Building "f'll be back in a quack with a quack . . . and I do mean quack!" "You'll Never Know" All Gummed Up Amos Flint Cackle fruit cut Throat Drug Store Eenginzoemen, anacanapanasan Everything from a Needle to a Battleship … Fountain of Youth "Horseradish" "It's putrid!" jumbo Mexican Jumping Beans "The mortar the merrier!" Pinch Penny Market Serena Flint "Tastes more like marshmallow gumbo" Zendayfus, mishegas, pyareecon,cotton All the World's a Stooge Ajax Barters Dr. I. Yankum Johnny, Frankie, and Mabel Limburger cheese spread "Little Fly upon the Wall" "Mame" Paté D'Fagua Salve Ants in the Pantry A. Mouser Gawkins "Got Ants in Your Plants? We'll Kill 'Em!" Lightning Pest Control Company "Meet my bare hand" Mrs. Burlap Professor Repulso A Plumbing We Will Go "Casey the Plumber" Columbia Uniform Supply Company The Doggy Pet Shop Mrs. Throttlebottom's Chicken Coop Professor Bilbo WX21 Babu Sitters Jitters Davenport Seats "Eureka!" Felix Famous Concentrated Soap Folger Apartments George Lloyd "Gezundheidt" How to Become a Babysitter Junior Mrs. Crump 1,000 Unitarians Back from the Front "Any Resemblance. Dungen Fido "Hang Hitler!" Inky, Blinky, and Dinky Minister of Propaganda "No Hunting, Fishing, or Swimming" S. S. Dotty S. S. Shickelgruber Tizzy, Lizzy, and Dizzy Back to the Woods Chief Rain in the Puss Faith, Hope, and Charity "Giveth them the works" The Good Ship Pfifernill "How I shall gobble this gobbler» "I'll take a ham sandwich" "Merrie Olde England" "Plymouth City Limits. "You see-eth, it's like this-eth Bediam in Asbestos suit Paradise Cloud 49 The DePeysters fountain pen that writes unde, cream Heavenly Express Helen Blazes

Fleecem Miss Jones Mr. Heller $140 10 degrees below zero Uncle Mortimer …whereas 1, Shemp the Stooge Beer Barrel Polecats A-K-70 B-K-68 Burned toast and a rotten egg н2° How to Make Panther Pilsner Beer O-K-67 185 Percy Pomeroy +4 "Say a few syllables! Utter a few adjectives!" 13 A Bird in the head Igor the Ape Mir. Beedie NIkko practically unoccupied Professor Panzer x-Ray Fluoroscope Blunder Bous Alma Matter Biltless Hotel Christmas Day The Eel SIC F. B. Eye Groundhog Day Halliday independence Day La Stinkadora Labor Day Last in Kadora New Year's Day st. Patrick's Day Tarraday Watts D. Matter Boobs in Arms

Adirondack.

"Cards for All Occasions" "oin the Army and See the World- or What's Left of It" "Laughing Gas" Number 22 o'Brien's Kosher Restaurant Recruiting Headquarters «When You Get Back Booby Dupes "Don't Chop the Wood. .." "My, what a beautiful head of bone you have!" SAP 752 Skeleton Fish "Tuna Fish. Boofy and the Beast "That's good; I never could dance before." "Wake up and go to sleep!" Brideless Groom Cousin Basil "Impossible"

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rid Blows Her top Café La-Mer-Essen Floward, Fine and Besser- Stage Screen and Radar" Katrina Leiloni Baggiagaloupe Maria Parasites Wienerschnitzel Straza Rue de Schlemiel and Rue de le Pew Flagpole Jitters Calamity Insurance Company Garden Theatre Gottrox Jewelry Company The Great Svengarlic

"He'll Steal Your Breath Away!* "Here This Week- The Great Hypnotist Svengarlic-He'll Steal Your Breath Away A Stellar Attraction-Scientific-Educational-2 Performances Daily" Mary Nice cold hotcakes smothered in vinegar Flat Foot Stooges Annie and Fannie Butch Chief Kelly "Engine 1 M.F.D." "I'm too pleasingly plump as it is" Midland Fire Department Miss Kelly Reardon "You're not even married"

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.If We Solve Your Crime It's a Mirades It don't say anything, you gotta look at it" Miracle Detective Agency Nikko Old Man Goodrich 1313 Hysteria Terrace Fright Night Big Mike Chopper Kane Clark's Warehouse Creampuffs Crushed eyebrows Gorilla Watson Kitty "Love Tales" Majestic Fight Arena Muscle Manor Oscar the Dummy "Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick-Tick" From Nurse 1o Worse Bellevue Hospital Cerebrum decapitation City Pound Colossal Insurance Company Dr. D. Lerious "I raised it from a cent" Jerry Fuelin' Around "And the rest of the day for myself!" Captain Roarke Elementary Chemistry Half a pint of ectowhozis (may substitute with ectowhatsis), 4 grams of alkabob, shishkabob, jigger of sastrophonia, carbolic acid, squirt of haratang "It's our duty to posterior" Professor Snead Urania State of Anemia A Gem of a Jam Drs. Hart, Burns, and Belcher Hemoglober, sulfademus spectus-on-the-floorus Genis in a Jam Mrs. Magruder Rocky and Mrs. Duggan Uncle Phineas Bowman Gents Without Cens At the Front Bay of Rum Castor and Earle Revue Flo, Mary, and Shirley HIll 303 Manny Weeks Theatrical Enterprises "Niagara Falls* Noazark Shipbuilding Co. "So it shouldn't be a total loss, I'm tak. ing a bath!" "Two Souls and a Heel" We Just Stopped In to Say Hello The Ghost Talks A to Z Express Co. Charger Desmond of the Outer Soncor! Lady Godiva *Six lions were tearing me apart bit by bit" Smorgasbord Castle Spirit of Sir Tom

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Marshal Boring Moronica (Larry) Shickelgruber Hoi Polloi Maskazino cherry "Oh, thank you. I couldn't dance a step last year" Professors Rich and Nichols, Quackenbush and Sedletz "Rubbish Permit 186" $10,000 "That's in case you do and I'm not around" "Yeah, two bucks!" Hokus Pokus Calamity Insurance Company Cliff The Great Svengarlic

"He'll Steal Your Breath Away!" "Here This Week--the Great Hypnotist Svengarlic-He'll Steal Your Breath Away- A Stellar Attraction-Scientific-_-Educational- 2 Performances Daily" Mary Nice cold hotcakes smothered in vinegar Schlemiel Number Eight Hold That Lion! Ambrose Rose Estate Cannonball Express Cess, Poole, and Drayne "Dububb, zedubb, wubbub, dewubb dee- dub-wub" Icabod Slipp Judge Woodcock R. Strinker Slipp, Tripp, and Skipp vote for Honest Icabod slipp- wake up and go to sleep -well Get That Filthy Lucre. well, we're not in my country Hoofs and Goofs Birdie Mr. Dinkelspiel Horses' Collars Decker 117, Opponents O~ *pice, Dancing, Dames, Drinking, and Dunking" Double Deal Decker Double Deal's Five "D" Delight Hyden Zeke Detective Agency Nell Stockyards 1234 WGN When in Chicago.. horsing Around Birdie Brooks Circus Piggy schnapps Winkelburg Hot Ice Dapper Dan 41 Correspondence School of Detecting Harold the Ape Inspector McCormick Muscles Punjab Diamond Scotland Yard Hot Scots A-1 Correspondence School of Detecting Angus and McPherson Below the McMason McDixon line The Earl of Glenheather

Glenheather Castle "HI, Lorna; how ya doone?" Inspector McCormick "Is my slip showing?" Lorna Doone Scotland Yard Hot Stuff "And the rest of the day for myself!" Captain Roarke Elementary Chemistry Government of Urania-Department of Inferior Half a pint of ectowhozis (may substitute with ectowhatsis), 4 grams of alkabob, shishkabob, jigger of sastrophonia, carbolic acid, squirt of haratang "It's our duty to posterior" Pig's feet smothered in lubricating oil, raw potatoes boiled in pure varnish, and head cheese garnished with rusty nails Professor Snead Routine Number Six State of Anemia Urania Urania Daily Bladder How High Is Up? Apex Construction Company "Men at Work" Minute Menders, Inc. "Three of the best riveters who ever riveted" Hugs and Mugs "The Management Reserves the Right to Refuse $1,000 Bills" Mugsy National Express and Storage Co. Shangri-La Upholstering Co. "Somebody's roasting a ham!"

"We Make Everything from Beds to Bustles" "What's a matter with my eyes; do they look like halvah?" Hula-La-la B.O. Pictures Corp. Luana Mr. Baines Raribonga Stage 19 Varunu Husbands Beware Cousin Basil Dora and Flora J. M. Benton Miss Hopkins "Professor Shemp Howard_-Teacher of Voice" Turpentine "Voices of Spring" I Can Hardly Wait Doctor A. Yank Doctor Y. Tug "She Was Bred in Old Kentucky" 6⅞ 13 "You burnt my little bugle!" Idiots Deluxe Intent to commit mayhem Nerve tonic "No Smoking No Hunting -No Fishing--No Nothing Go Home" "Not since I was a baby" "Oh, woe is Moe" 106⅞ "The Original Two-Man Quartet" Shtunk Manufacturing Company Sunny side down and don't turn em, Vitamins A.P.U. Idle Roomers -Amazing! Incrediblel Horrifle. Hotel Snazzy Plaza Leander's Carnival Lupe the Wolf Man Mr. and Mrs. Leander Room 810 "This End Up" If a Bodu Meets a Body Curly Q. Link "Curly Q. Link Sought. Jerkington Link, Mink, and Pink "The morbid the merrier!" Nice soup from a nice, juicy bone Professor Bob O. Link 67 Cents Net I'l Never Heil Again Amscray, Ixnay, and Umpchay Axis Partners Bay of Rum "The Characters in this Picture. Chizzilini Field Marshal Herring Gilda King Herman 6⅞ Minister of Rum Moe Hailstone Moronica "Moronica for Morons" Seeress of Roebuck Starvania I'm a Monkey's Uncle "According to Darwin …" Aggie, Maggie, and Baggie "Any Similarity .. Dogfish "Don't worry; you smell . .. good!" "Horsethieves!" Lily of the Alley "Me, three!" The most beautiful cave in Mesopotamia Poison gas "She loves me, she loves me not .. "You're telling me!"

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Loco Boy Makes Good Balbo the Magician Chisel Inn Hotel Happy Haven Hotel Kokonuts Grove "Mingle or I'll mangle!" Mr. Scroggins Nill, Null, and Void Paté D'Fagua "Rooms $1 a Month- Free Showers When it Rains" "She Was Bred in Old Kentucky" "Three Hams That Lay Their Own Eggs" Waldo Twitchell Ye Olde Pilgrim Hotel "You know I'm not normal!" Loose Loot Ambrose Rose Estate Cess, Poole, and Drayne Circle Follies Theatre Icabod Slipp "Invest with Honest Icabod Slipp" Judge Woodcock R. Strinker 919 Circle Avenue Slipp, Tripp, and Skipp "We'll Get That Filthy Lucre .. "Well, we're not in my country

Love af First Bife Café La-Mer-Essen "Distilled Yesterday" Fin Katrina Maria Old Panther Rue de Schlemiel and Rue de le Pew Malice in the Dalace Café Casbahbah Emir of Shmow Ghinna Rumma Haffa Dalla Hassan Ben Sober King Rootin' Tootin' Diamond Omagosh 1,000 Shilbleenas Shmow "Somewhere in the Orient" Start at Jerkola Mafri-Phony "All Unmarried Redheaded Maidens Ancient Erysipelas The back of the drapes "The Biggest Chiselers in Town" Curleycue Diana Dollar Day Larrycus Mohicus Octopus Grabus "Proclamation .. ." Tarantula A Tenth-Century Ras Bañas Ya-tee Benafucci "Vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F; Gee, I like food!" Men in Black Anapanacag, cedascram falsyeth, anacanapon, and eenots Anna Conda Dr. Graves Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Ho "For Duty and Humanity! Los Arms Hospital Semert, anacome, senetoonum, anacanaponner, peenanar, anasino more cotton cotton, anic, needles, scissors, and" we graduated with the highest tempera tures in our class!" Merru Mavericks Clarence, Cassidy "Law Officers on the Way Red Morgan Peaceful Gulch Peaceful Gulch Saloon "Wanted for Vagrancy" A Merry Mix-Up Louie, Max, and Jack Luke, Morris, and Jeff Shingled roof Micro-Phonies Alice Bixby "Gritto spelled sideways is 'Ottri-guh-guh* Krispy Krunchies Radio KGBY Mrs. Bixby Sandra Sandpile Señorita Cucaracha Señors Mucho and Gusto Sextetrum Lucia Signor Six Tetrum Lucy Skin "Voices of Spring" "Yeah, it reminds me of the reform school" A Missed Fortune Bunion Eight

B-U-R-P Darwin 54.85 Hotel Costa Plente It ain't spring yet» Mystery Motor lackpot Show stix Fast Glue Thank you, Mr. Personally" that's nothin" He had a bed that went Tack to Sears Roebuck the Third»' gonkey Businessmen treaker-uppers of the peanut brittle foundry Thigh altitude, low prices. No matter what Dr. Mallard you got you'll lose it at Mallard's " Mallard's Rest Home and Clinic Miss Shapely 90 Proof smiling Sam McGann Tractohomolactometer, hammadeemaceemafaren Movie Maniacs C.M. & St. P. R.R. Carnation Pictures Fuller Rath Hollywood Storage Company Stage 7 Swinehardt Mummy's Dummies Ancient Egypt. In the Reign of the Great King Rootentooten." 489 Shekels 400 Shekels King Putentakeit Honest Moe, Honest Shemp, and Larry King Rootentooten Painless Papyrus Radames The Smiling Egyptians Stink Tomb of Old King Putentakeit Muscle Up a Liffle Closer Elmo Drake Matzohs Seabiscuit Food Corp. Tiny Musty Musketeers "A-Calling We Do Come" Coleslawvania F.B.I. "Gone to Rest Under the Spreading Chestnut Tree" King Cole Mergatroyd the Magician Prince Gallant 111 of Rhododendron Princess Alicia "A Small Kingdom …" "Thou hath made me shoe the wrong mule" Tillyeth, Millyeth, and Lillyeth Will Idge Muffs fo You Butch Clux Dog Soap "Deposit Dogs Here" "Dogs Washed While U Wate . "He don't smoke, drink, nor chew" "Huck mir nisht a chynick, and I don't mean efsher!" "If you were over here I'd give you this!" "Inspector" K-9 Dog Laundry "Listen to that exhaust!" "Manning Baby Disappears" Mrs. Dennis O'Toole Mr. and Mrs. Manning Mr. Stutz "No Dogs or Babies Allowed"

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A Pain in the Pullman Goldstein, Goldberg, Goldblatt, and O'Brien loe Johnson Mrs. Hammond Eggerley's Theatrical Apts. "The Panics of 1936" Paul Pain "Wake up and go to sleep!" Pals and Gals Belle and Zell "Come to Papa!" Doc Barker "I'm going to get myself a cheap lawyer" "I've had it ever since I was a little kid" Joe's Minstrels Songs and Dances Joe's Traveling Store General Merchandise Molasses, Tabasco, seltzer, eggs, paint, and paint remover Nell Old Homicide Red Dog Saloon Pardon My Backfire Betty, Hettie, and Nettie "Happy 10th Anniversary" San Brandon Penitentiary "That's too permanent!" Pardon Mv Clutch Claude A. Quacker Columbus "It must be something else" "Look in these shoes for some toes!" Marigold, Narcissus, and Petunia "Which one?" "You know, you should fish for a whale" Pardon My Scoich Breath O' Heather Vat 106 Plus I.T. ¡ones' Drugstore MeSniff McSnort McSnuff Mr. Jones Señor Louis Balero Cantino "Ver G'harget,""Over the River: and "Skip the Gutter" Dest Man Wins "A barking dog never bites. FIR "Got Ants in Your Plants? We'll Kill 'Em!" Lightning Pest Control Company Meadows Mrs. Castor Mr. Philander Phony Express Abdul's Cactus Remedy Dr. Abdul's Medicine Show 50 cents or 3 for $1 First National Bank Hayfever, spotted fever … "And lay you right down, too!" "Open 10 to 3" Peaceful Gulch Peaceful Gulch Saloon Red Morgan "Wanted for Vagrancy" "Wild Bill Hicup Due In" Pies and Guys "Completely illogical, preponderantly impracticable, and moreover, it stinks" Countess Schpritzwasser Lulu Mink, skunk, and porcupine Miss Gottrocks Professors Quackenbush and Sedletz (see Professors Rich and Nichols ..

sappington vacancy of the cranium paving the Ponies Adam and Eve on a Raft "At a loss for adjectives" Chili pepperinos 55000 Benson County Sweepstakes Flounder Inn H,O Lobster with frog legs Madcap Wins Ten Thousand Dollar Sweepstakes" 35 cents Thunderbolt "Thunderbolt Manager"

"Thunderbolt Nursemaid" "Thunderbolt Pilot" Vandy Legs, Bride's Biscuit, Muddy Water, Turtle Neck, and Hailstorm Pop Goes the Easel Anacanapanasan, eenar, anasanapacarscram "He drew twenty years with one stroke of the pen" "I Am Starving …" Kraft's College of Arts "Look at the grouse!" "Must Have a Job …" Professor Fuller "Stop Look and Listen"

Punch Drunks "Four slices of burned toast and a rotten egg" Killer Kilduff K. O. Stradivarius "Pop Goes the Weasel" Room 13 Punchu Cowpunchers Blackiack and Lefty Captain Daley Coyote Creek Dillon Gang Elmer "Fort Scott, Kansas, 1868 the Heroic Men of the U.S. Cavalry" TIl take a milkshake . . . with sour milk!" "The Killer Dillons" Nell Red Dog Saloon Sergeant Mullins "What size, madam? We have some lovely ground-grippers!" Quiz Whizz "About five-foot-five by five-foot-five" Consolidated Fujiyama California Smog Bags Daily Gazette G. Y. Prince Investors Inc. J. J. Figbee Montgomery M. Montgomery R. O. Broad Skin Resiless Knights Baron of Brains Baron of Gray Matter Count of Five Duke of Durham

Duke of Mixture "Every man for himself- Fife of Drum Kingdom of Anesthesia Parasites Prince Boris 3,000 guineas, two geese, and a dues Rhuthm and Weep "Doctor Dippy's Retreat" Eagon's Rehearsal Hall Theatre Garden Theatre Hilda, Wilda, and Tilda Mike Lipincranz Mr. Boyce Mr. Smellington Stooge Follies "Swing it!" "Swingeroo Joe" "We're dressed as ballerinas" Rip, Sew and Stitch I. Fleecem L-R-L-R-L-R-L 1-1-2-3-2-2-1 No Burpoline Pip Boys Lary Moe & Shemp Skin and Flint Finance Corporation "Slippery Fingers" I.H. Terry Hargen 200 percent wool "Unaccustomed Tailors" "What a beautiful messterpiece!" Rockin' Thru the Rockies Chief Growling Bear "Direct From Three Hot Weeks in Kansas" Frontier Inn Nell Nell's Belles "This fish looks like Moe!"

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Our Leader--President Ward Robey-The People's Friend" President Ward Robey Señorita Rita Shock Absorber for Earthquakes Singapore loe's Palace Hotel Valeska Scheming Schemers Day and Nite Plumbers 1414 Bleecker Street How to Be a Plumber
Mr. Norfleet
Norfleet Mansion
The Van Brocklin Painting
"We Never Sleep"
Scotched in Scofland
Angus and McPherson
Below the McMason McDixon line
The Earl of Glenheather
Glenheather Castle
"Hi, Lorna; how ya doone?"
"Is my slip showing?"
Lorna Doone O. U. Gonga Wide Awake Detective School Scrambled Brains Croakers Sanitarium Dr. Gezundheidt Drs. Hart, Burns, and Belcher Isle of Stromboli Nora Self Made Maids "All Parts in this Picture Are Played By the Three Stooges" Derstick, Anacanapooner Larraine Mergatroyd Moella Shempetta Shivering Sherlocks Angel

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[its-a-ducky-mess]

Speculation: NarraDad Theory

I've personally seen the assumption that the Narrator is Sarah's dad/caretaker quite a few times around the Sarah & Duck fandom. The question of if he's Sarah's dad is also common enough to be an autofilled Google question, akin to the question about Sarah's potential autism.

So we're going to take a little look into this theory. Admittedly it's not one with a whole lot of things to talk about, but it is a very present idea within certain fans.

Supporting Evidence

Obviously, Sarah, Duck, and the Narrator are never far apart throughout the entire show. The Narrator is never seen, but always there by their sides. This gives the impression that the Narrator keeps a close eye on Sarah and Duck, making sure they're safe, akin to a parent/guardian. In addition, they all share the same house, as both Sarah and the Narrator use "our" when referring to their home.

In addition, the Narrator has some of his possessions in the attic. Most prominently is the box of old toys in, well, Old Toys. Which judging from Sarah's shocked reaction of calling the Narrator's toys "really old", she at least has somewhat of a frame of reference for the Narrator's age despite him never making a physical appearance.

The Narrator is also of course kind and supporting of Sarah and whatever she decides to do in her day to day life.

The Narrator is proven further to have a physical presence despite never appearing once. He comments about waiting on his own after Sarah and Duck play while Cake is baking during Cake Bake. Also in Cake Bake, the Narrator is shown to have purchased the roller skates to gift to Duck. When the timer is done, Cake is already taken out and placed on the countertop, assuredly by the Narrator, as allowing Sarah, a seven year old child, to do so would be seen irresponsible. And during Constable Quack, Sarah and Duck look suspiciously towards the Narrator when they find their biscuits missing, indicated that he can in fact eat.

From a couple of perspectives, I've heard people propose the idea of the Narrator recording home movies with a camcorder in-universe, which is what we see as the episodes in real life. This would make sense, as the cameraperson wouldn't be seen under most circumstances. I personally remember watching some of my family's recordings on an old camera, and my parents manning the camera never panned to themselves. (My word is not gospel, however.) On a stranger note, fun fact: The Narrator isn't shown buying a movie ticket during Cinema Scoot, yet is present throughout the episode. It may be possible that he lagged behind the kids and bought a ticket of his own, before catching up to them a minute or so later.

Contrary Evidence

Sarah never refers to the Narrator by any sort of proper title, such as Dad, Pa, etc. In fact, she never refers to the Narrator in conversation at all. She never initiates conversation with him with any sort of greeting or sentence starter; No "hey", "hi", not even a "you there" or the like. Sarah only listens to him for as long as she needs to before talking to other people nearby. She also only directly asks the Narrator questions without any aforementioned sentence starters.

And perhaps most dismantling is an interview with series director and co-creator Tim O'Sullivan. One question and its response from this interview is directly as follows:

"Sarah and her friends live alone, parent and family free. The children are as mature as the adults; Scarf Lady and Sarah are equals. The narrator (voiced by actor Roger Allam) will often give Sarah advice, but just as often he watches as Sarah solves problems on her own. It’s a brilliant approach that feels a bit risky – kids living alone, no parents around. Was that an easy decision to make early on? Did Sarah have parents in early drafts of the show?

Thinking back we never even considered the parents. As a kid, I remember that feeling of living in a world of your own outside of parents; when you played that was the universe and the parents only broke the illusion when the fish fingers were getting cold. So when focusing on the imaginative adventures of child and her friend they weren’t deemed a necessary presence.

However, Narrator is always there, not to get in the way, but essentially play along like a parent behind a video camera and provide that sense of security that allows our characters to explore freely."

[Source: https://eviltender.com/2016/11/22/talking-sarah-duck-with-director-tim-osullivan/]

Of note is that Tim O'Sullivan says "like a parent" when describing the Narrator, even off-handedly using the video camera line as well.

Closing Thoughts

While the Narrator isn't and never was considered to have a parental role, I think it's a sweet interpretation of the character, hence why I said I was a "NarraDad truther" in another post. Depending on how you read between the lines, you could say Tim O'Sullivan never outright explicitly said "the Narrator isn't Sarah's dad". To be fair, it was kind of close to what he said.

This post is not intended to sway anyone to either side, as I believe fans should be free to interpret characters however they want so long as it's not problematic. I simply wanted to talk about the theory.

[inkyarachne]

what if I made a cake but switched the flour out for cocaine... would I have to make it off of the... high altitude baking instructions? 😳🤔

[cuppatealove]

This cake is almost single-handedly responsible for me not getting any writing done in the last couple of weeks! For a little boy in my life who is obsessed with ducks <3

[moonlightflower21]

a/n: the ask got deleted but someone wanted bathtime between leo and his kid. fluffy papa turtles again 💙

i also named the kid because it was so annoying to constantly say "she" and "her. so her name is hana :)

goodnight n go

"okay, bath time" leo finished up with the water, placing the towel in the side. he turned around to see his one year old run away, manically screaming as far as her little legs could carry her.

"hana!" he sighed, gently pinching the bridge of his nose. it was the same drama, an entire wrestling match just to get her clean again. he thought she would've outgrown this phase but it seemed to drag on for months. the worst part was that she enjoyed the bath once she was actually in it, it was getting her to that stage that was a tad aggravating.

"no!" he heard the faint yell and he sighed a little, leaning his head against the door. this would go on for hours but he was determined to make it quick as possible. standing up, he brushed himself off and went in hunt of his daughter.

"raph, have you seen her??" leo asked impatiently, looking behind the couches and the tables for any chittering and squealing but to no avail.

"hana? last time i checked, she's with don. trouble again?" he began to laugh but immediately stopped when the stern look of leo came.

"it's a problem, i can't get her to do her bath" he sighed, turning around and in hot pursuit of his child. the next stop was the purple cladded turtle, he knew hana liked to spend some time learning there with don.

"donnie?? is hana with you??" he entered the room, eyes wide when he didn't see any small figure with his brother.

"hana? no she's with mikey. what's wrong?" he asked, swivelling around in his chair and taking off the goggles.

"nothing, it's her bath time is all" leo sighed, turning around.

"mikey!" leo called out loudly, walking towards the room where the youngest resided. but he was met with silence, the sound of laughter towards the kitchen answered his question. with a stern expression, the eldest marched towards the source. only to not find what he expected.

the yelp from his 1 year old greeted him, as she threw down the hot object, a red blistering mark adorning her skin. mikey rushed over to her, his eyes wide as tears ran down her face.

"come here, my love" leo entered the room, kneeling down and taking her in his arms. he wiped away her tears, kissing her forehead sweetly while she whimpered upset.

"oh my god, hana banana i'm so sorry" mikey kissed her temple, rubbing her cheek.

"you know what?? i'll bake you a cake! right now! it's going to be the bestest cake ever!" he promised, turning around and leo gently chuckled.

"okay, now for your bath. you have tracked dirt everywhere" he stood up, holding her in his vast arms as they reached the bathroom together. he set her down and she barely reached his knee, clinging to his calf with her thumb in mouth.

"look, the water is all warm. just for you" he helped her touch the water and the grumbling was quieted down. he threw in some the ducks and the bath toys and placed her gently in the middle.

"see, not so bad is it?" he hummed, placing the baby shampoo in her hair. she babbled excitedly, blowing the bubbles towards leo. he laughed warmly, pressing some bubbles to the end of her nose. she looked in shock, crossing her eyes to see the bubbles.

"papa!! look!!" she gasped happily, throwing the ducks on the water.

"yes honey" he asked, looking back and watched as the ducks quacked and she let out a delighted shriek, repeating the action again.

"you are so easily amused, reminds me of your uncle mikey" leo spoke fondly, rinsing the suds from her hair and body. he grabbed a light pastel blue towel, wrapping it around her body. she shivered as he picked her up, lathering some lotion on her face and the rest of her body.

"that wasn't so bad now, was it?" he smiled, kissing her cheek. all he received was a yawn in return, her head leaning in the crook of his neck.

"hold on, my love. i need to change you" he walked to his bedroom, grabbing the clothes that were laid flat on his bed. she was snuggled in a bunny onesie, her small arms tucked around leo while her eyes closed. her head rested on his chest and he rubbed her back, walking around the lair.

"why must you be so cute?" he whispered, cuddling her close as they both made it back to the room.

"oh she's gonna love this cake i made-" mikey walked back into the living room, holding the platter.

"not right now mike, she's sleeping" leo replied, sitting down cautiously. he gently placed her on his bed, tucking the pillow under her head and another blanket on top. he just needed to finish some work on her bassinet before she was able to sleep in it. but once it was done, it was going to be the prettiest bassinet the world had ever seen. he made sure of it.

"goodnight, my angel. sleep well" he whispered, pecking her nose. she mumbled under her breath, stretching before curling into a little ball. his heart tugged, if only he could lay besides her and hold her tight, but he was expected and he couldn't slack on his ninjitsu duties.

this part was always the hardest though, leaving her. even though he was pratically a few feet away. but when she was so peaceful, so vulnerable his father instincts went crazy. he wanted to put her in his shell and protect her always but he knew he must give her space and so he did. reluctantly.

"aw she's so precious when she sleeps" mikey chuckled, biting a piece of the cake and leo nodded walking towards the living room.

"indeed she is" he smiled to himself, looking back to the room. taking a deep breath, he turned to his brother.

"now mikey, make sure you don't make any loud sounds" he replied to his youngest brother, raising a brow at the smirk on the youngest brothers face.

"sir yes sir!" mikey mimicked the salute before leo went towards his father's abode. what could be so urgent that he requested leo's sole presence, he had no idea. but a strange feeling plagued his heart, whatever this meeting was couldn't be a good one.

"dad?" he knocked, peering in and splinter was in meditation pose, an eye opening at the distraction.

"ah leonardo, enter enter. we've much to discuss" he stood and walked towards his little tea station.

"hana's birthday is in two days, correct?" handing a mug to his eldest son, he smiled as leo nodded proudly.

"yes she is, my little ninja" he smiled and splinter poured a cup out for him and leo.

"she reminds me so much of you and your brothers" he spoke fondly, sitting down and leo smiled.

"i do see mikey in her and raphael when she's having a tantrum" leo nodded, sitting besides his father.

"and her little thinking face reminds me of donatello" splinter chuckled, sipping on his tea.

"oh yes, how can i forget?" leo laughed in answer. they basked in that moment, the fond memories of hana as a baby until now. only a year had passed but it felt like years to the terrapin, even when he was there experiencing every moment alongside with his baby it didn't feel like enough.

he always wanted to be present with her but the life he lived made it difficult. at times it felt like choosing between her and the world. could mikey, donnie and raph lead the team efficiently and effectively? was it time for him to step back?

could he do that?

"which only makes this part that much harder" splinter spoke again solemnly, his dark eyes glazing over at leonardo. the turtle looked back with shock and concern at the resignement on splinters face. an unsettling feeling deep within his stomach, palms tingling with nerves as he listened to his father.

he never anticipated his heart to drop so fast.

[desthesleepdeprivedwriter]

Happy Birthday, Papa!

It’s hard living by yourself, father and son, with no one else to help out, he finds out. It was not the first time they were like this, but Yogurt didn't have so many memories from their little cottage in the woods, before they moved into the shiny city and SS Sally.

He kinda misses the boat, it wasn't big, but it had a constant rocking that helped him sleep, and so many salmon would swim by and Yogurt would lean over the edge and talk to them. Sometimes Papa would join him, pointing at some of the fish. "That's Aunt Berta. That's cousin Marion." And Yogurt would giggle and wave to the salmon. "Hi, auntie! Hi, cousin!"

Yogurt isn’t sure how Papa manages so much stuff, like killing the monsters and spiders, building their new home in the desert ("Welcome to Dry Waters!" Papa said, when they arrived at dawn. They had to leave the boat in the middle of the night, and Yogurt had slept right before they crossed the weird purple portal.), and Yogurt definitely doesn't know how Papa manages to bake, he just knows this isn’t the right purple, for it’s too bright and yucky.

He keeps adding Lilacs anyway, because Papa deserves a cake. That man he talks on communicator , apparently called Grandza, said so in his text.

“Best wishes on your birthday – may you have many, many more. Let’s eat cake together if you have the time.”

Yogurt remembers last year, when he woke up and Papa handed him a triple layered cake (orange, purple, green) with white icing. He told Yogurt that he had to go to a party and didn't want to wake him up. Yogurt was happy with the cake, and with his Papa being there when he woke up.

The fox kit sighed, and then went over to color another bowl with the cake batter, thinking about his last year.

It has been a few weeks without Tio Quack, Uncle Foolish and his friends, and some part of him wanted to see Finley and Junior’s faces twist with jealousy when he would eventually brag about the cake he baked, for their dad was so old they didn’t even celebrate. Not his Papa, he was special like that, having a whole birthday of his own.

Alas, they weren’t anywhere near their new home, and his Papa said he wanted everything to be like the days it was only them so he could spend time with Yogurt without getting distracted with fountains and such. And Yogi didn’t complain, Yogurt liked having his Papa all to himself very much, they got to play so many games. Like that one time, he and his Papa played hide and seek for the WHOLE DAY! He had looked and looked and looked, and he was almost giving up! But then he found his dad hiding by his own bed!

It was almost scary when he did, Papa was bruised and bloody all over, staining the pillows and sheets, but then he told Yogi how he had to constantly switch his places because he almost got found, and then he fell while he was trying to hide. His Papa was silly like that sometimes. He always managed to slip and get in accidents like that, maybe that was why he would fuss over Yogurt so much, imagine if the two were that clumsy! They'd always be bruised.

Yogurt put everything in the oven, like he once watched Uncle Tubbo baking in the Tubburguer. When he asked who the cake was for, Uncle Tubbo just sadly smiled and didn't respond. It was weird, Uncle Tubbo was a weird, kinda sad uncle, but he gave Yogurt cookies once, so that was good enough.

After doing that, Yogurt quietly tiptoed to his Papa's room, peeking inside. Papa was sleeping, he was doing more of that since their hide and seek game (He must have gotten really tired), and was rolling all over the bed as if they were still at the boat, the waves gently rocking them.

His Papa was talking in their sleep, sometimes whimpering. Yogurt felt his ears press against his head, but then he got even more determined to make the best cake ever.

It would cheer up his silly papa, because who wouldn't want to have a whole cake to eat without having to share?

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Wrote this with the amazing, outstanding, perfect angel @dot--png

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