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[thimblenightingale-blog]

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[energy-and-the-pimps]

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[tinderfuntimesyall]

I can't stand people who don't use commas. Unmatched very quickly.

[dingledangleball]

Happy people is a falsety, if they're always happy they're not your friends but to be with people that are honest and loving and that you can return the same to without a big headache is the real way to be.

Just being creates stress ,to deal with it in a productive way returns happiness

[punkrockmixtapes]

Listen/purchase: Kelsey Badgrammer - Fleeting Magic by Radiant Radish

[tjdavisadventures]

I don’t know

I am desperate for something to occupy my mind but I can never find something that does for long. I am emerged into something for a couple days I feel satisfied and at ease. I can relax knowing I have something. Then it fades. I lose interest and drive. I’m back we’re I started. Empty and without a distraction from my hurtful thoughts. I was watching a Netflix show and the character says “It’s just myself, talking to myself about myself”. Peaky Blinders is so good! That line hit me like a ton of bricks. That is how I feel a lot. Im so hard on myself and I’m constantly in my own head. I continuously say to myself I need a hobby. I always thought I’d be deep into motherhood by now. And my mind would be filled with motherly duties. What do I do with myself now? I feel the need to hide away. In my safe little bubble where I can be sad if I want. I can be mad if I want. You can’t judge me or try to help me. I may feel like something’s missing but at least I can feel it by myself in my happy place.

[thegreenhunt]

Story for a future D&D campaign

“5 Guards by the entrance, one Orc, two elves, a human and a dwarf.” Oris said into his chest which hid his amulet of message. “Got them, boss man is inside should be leaving soon, I’ll do what I do best and stay to the roofs, our wrecking ball is set up in an ally at the ambush location” Eony replied through his amulet. “Got it, let’s make this nice and quick so we can get paid and get drunk” Oris replied. Oris sat looking like a homeless man in the snow begging for change from the various wealthy people who walked the streets of the capital city, he was positioned so he could see the guards and the targets carriage but not the door. That was Eonys job from his vantage point on one of the many roofs surrounding the bar. Most of the passerby’s were too focused on staying warm to notice Oris, or didn’t care to notice him. On closer inspection someone might notice the scar on his right eye or the valuable looking amulet on his chest, but then again he knew how to hide this stuff. “Contact, target is exiting the building and getting into his carriage, no additional guards. Everyone is expendable except the target remember that” said Eony. Oris replied quickly “Oh I remember moving to ambush point, time for some fun.” Oris got up and moved to vanish into the shadows of a nearby ally to tail the target and his guards. The job was simple, someone wasn’t paying the guild and the leader was pissed off, only problem is this guy was wealthy enough to hire guards who knew there shit. Most of them carried simple weapons, the human and dwarf had a shield and sword and were in the middle of the formation while the two elves were in the back, one with a crossbow the other holding a staff. The magic user could be a problem of Oris didn’t have Eony close by to take him down before he could do anything. The leader was the Orc who had a great axe strapped to his back and a collection of teeth around his neck, no doubt prizes from his various bar fights. Unfortunelty for him though, Oris and Eony hated orcs so there is no way he’s leaving this alive. Right as the carriage hit the ambush point Oris through a dagger at the dwarfs arm while he raced to take care of the driver. “SHIT, we are under attack protect the Boss at all costs! ” the dwarf said as he reached for the dagger, currently logged into his shoulder. Before he could grab it however it disappeared from his arm and reappeared on Orises belt where he grabbed it again and drove it into the neck of the driver, the neck wound spraying gore across his face. He quickly cut the ropes that held the horses so that they wouldn’t run off with their target. The orc leader had to dive out of the way stampeding horses. “Elves hurry up and kill this one before he….” The Orc leader shouted from the ground before he realized that the two elves were already dead on the ground from two arrow wounds, one through the head the other through the heart. Both body’s we’re currently freezing over from the chilling enchantments Eony liked to use on his arrows. He took a deep breath and let fly another one which hit the dwarf again in the other shoulder, at this point the brothers were just fucking with the small guy, it didn’t matter really he’d be dead from the carriage in a matter of seconds. Before the Orc leader could get up from the horses nearly trampling him, the sounds of loud heavy footfalls came down a near by ally at incredible speed. The human must have been a rookie because before he could turn to see what it was Eonys polar bear was on top of him slamming him into the carriage toppling it on top of the already wounded dwarf. The Orc leader finally got to his feet and brandished his great axe which glowed with the intensity of a freshly stoked fire. “Hm two people, one incredibly fast and deadly with daggers, and the other with a bow and a giant polar bear, you must be the ones called Blade and Havoc, you’ve made quite a name for yourselves around here, but my axe is about to melt through that name and bring me honor!” The Orc captain bellowed a battle cry and went charging at Blade swinging just over Blade head as he rolled out of the way. Blade could feel the heat coming off of the head of the axe, when suddenly the Orc leader screamed in pain as an arrow pierced his Achilles’ tendon. However that wasn’t enough to stop this beast he began sprinting at Blade again fighting through the pain, grunting through each step just trying to take one of them down with him, but he was to slow. He took one more swing and this time he hit blade, or rather hit an illusion of him, suddenly a dagger plunged into his side and screamed in pain again “How, I hit you, you should be dead.” The Orc captain said blood oozing from his mouth. “Simple, if you would have looked hard enough you would have noticed my cloak made an after image of me and you tried to swing at the fake me not the real me” Oris said, his cockiness coming through his voice. “You think two wounds will kill me! I am far from dead!” The Orc Chief bellowed as he tried to swing at the voice of the smaller elf currently at his side, but he vanished again. Suddenly he felt something sharp and cold go across his neck followed by the warm rush of his own blood spilling into the snow. He fell to his knees realizing his death was close. He saw his enemy walking to the toppled over carriage that he and his team had been sworn to protect and gathered his strength for one final, blood crazed, rush at his enemy. When he got up to charge another arrow pierced his back he attempted to shrug it off when the polar bear leaped on him and began ripping his throat out. “Good boy” Eony said leaping down from his perch to go join his brother. The bear let out a noise as Eony patted him on the head and it followed him in toe. “Well now that was fun havoc but I think the main prize is right in here.” Oris said as he popped open the door revealing the terrified man who’s arm was twisted in the wrong direction obviously from the impact of the bear. Oris could make out the destroyed face of the dwarf who happened to be on the opposite side when the carriage fell over. “Alright up and attem, we have some things to discuss” Eony said pulling the wealthy man from his wrecked carriage. “See all this happened because you did not pay the guild for the torch job we did on your competitor, and even threatened to reveal us to the Kings guard if we didn’t start working for you for free, now if this happens again it’s going to be your blood In the snow got it?” Eony said menacingly. “What ever he’s paying you I’ll double it! I’ll triple it! You and your friend here can retire after I’m done paying you, you can have anything and everything” the wealthy man pleaded from the ground clutching his mangled arm. Eony looked at Oris and nodded and Oris pulled out a dagger and threw it at the mans thigh and covered his mouth so he wouldn’t scream and stared him in the eyes. “See my brother here isn’t much for talking isn’t that right blade?” Oris pressed the dagger in more with his free hand and watched the man twitch in pain. “But I know him very well and this him telling you that we refuse your offer and expect the money to be delivered ASAP” Eony said with a chuckle. “Alright, alright you savages you’ll get your money” he said reluctantly “Oh did I mention it’s going to be double? Yeah it’s going to be double from all the trouble you caused us” Eony said. Before the man could fight back he noticed the polar bear inching closer to him already covered in blood and bearing it’s teeth. “Yes double, and the guards won’t know about what happened here…” He said with a warm trickle running down his leg. “Perfect! Pleasure doing business with you, have a good night, come on brother let's go drink!” Eony said as he wrapped his arm around Orises shoulder and signaled the bear to follow them away from the bloody mess they left in the snow covered street.

[spencerjenkinsgreenwood]

Farmers say it with few words. I'm so happy I didn't go to his school. #farmers #farmlife #sign #warning #warningsign #homemade #badgrammer #iphonephoto #photo #walk #dogwalk #photooftheday #iphonephotography #iphonephotography #funny #sofunny #funnyguy #farmer #getout #iphonephotooftheday #beware #giggles

[aspiringpolymath]

Thanks for the pool day, @badgrammer!

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[CA] 캐나다인, 한국에서의 일상 생활 공개! 화제

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[CA] 캐나다인, 한국에서의 일상 생활 공개! 화제

한국에 거주중인 캐나다인이 자신의 한국생활 사진을 공개하면서 1000개가 넘는 해외네티즌들의 많은 댓글이 달리며 관심을 보이고 있었습니다.

    한국에서의 일상 생활 나의 방 사진들이야.

      샤워룸이 좀 독특하지.

    일하러 가는 길에 뷰가 아주 멋지다고. 버스로 10분 정도 걸려.

    내가 일하는 곳이야.

      나의 책상이야.

      점심시간이야. 잠깐만 걸으면 다양한 음식들을 즐길 수 있지. 한식, 패스트 푸드, 스프나 샌드위치 등등.

        내가 제일 좋아하는 것 중 하나인 라이스 버거야. 이 가게 안은 포스트 잇들로 도배가 되어 있어.

            이게 그 라이스버거야. 바삭바삭한 식감의 돼지고기와 참치가 무와 간장과 같이 들어있어. 엄청 맛있는데 겨우 2.50달러 정도밖에 하지 않는다고. 간식거리 살 때 들르는 곳이야.

        밖에 나갈 때는 집에서 걸어서15분 정도 걸리는 천호라는 곳에서 타.

        로데오거리는 많은 식당과 상점들과 여러 가지 것들로 가득 차있는 놀라운 거리야. 내가 가장 좋아하는 피자 가게야. 가끔 일이 끝나면 여기에 등반을 하러 와. 우리 동네에 있는 체육관이야. 등반이 끝나면 장을 보러 여기에 오지. 내가 사는 곳은 모텔들로 둘러싸여 있지만 그리 나쁘진 않아. 그리고 등반이 끝나면 밥을 한 끼 더 먹어. 파스타 같은 간단한 걸로 말이야. 영화나 인터넷으로 하루 일과를 끝을 내지.

        <댓글>

      Kfme89 : 난 니가 어디 살고 있는지 알겠어, 어디 일하는지도 말이야. 그리고 너의 취미와 니가 어떻게 생겼는지도 이제 알아. 난 이제 너처럼 얼굴을 바꾸고 너인척 하면서 살거야.

    ㄴadditionalsypply : 한국은 성형수술이 매우 유명하잖아. 그 기술을 이용해.

    ㄴ thiscannot : 얘 백인이잖아. 백인들은 다 비슷비슷하게 생겼다고.

    ㄴ Jeremypenman : 그래, 곧 버스에서 보자.

    ㄴㄴ alexisking : 너 위험할 정도로 매력적인데.

    ㄴㄴㄴ jeremypenman : 고마워. 엄청난 칭찬이네.

    Applejackbauer : 그래서, 한국의 세븐일레븐도 인도애들이 전부 소유하고 있어?

    ㄴ jeremypenman : 한국사람들이 소유하고 있음!

    Freefirfumgrrr : 우리 이거 유행으로 만들어보자. 세계 각지에 있는 사람들이 자신의 일상을 올려서 우리에게 보여주는 거 말이야.

    ㄴbetweentheburied : 안돼. 이런걸 하면 최악일 거야. 20장 정도의 사진 모두 내가 침대에 게으르게 누워서 있는거랑 한 두장 정도 뭐 먹고 있는걸 올려야 하잖아.

    ㄴ erickblanch : 그래, 그렇게 해야 돼. 난 북한 사람들이 어떻게 사는지 알고 싶다고.

    ㄴㄴaustralianhandstand : 북한 사람들은 이렇게 올리겠지. 인생이 매우 재밌는 건 아니지만, 거기에 대한 불평은 할 수 없어. 라고 말이야.

    ㄴㄴ tailbanter :  난 김정은이 글 올리는 걸 보고 싶다고. 아침에 일어나서 농구를 했는데 슬램덩크를 15번 했다. 이런거 말이야.

    ㄴㄴ greatteach : 북한은 지금 자기 나라로 들어올 수 없도록 금지하고 있다고. 에볼라 때문에 말이야.

    ㄴㄴㄴ quanticomd : 그래… 에볼라… 그게 이유겠냐

    Gnarbiscuit : 나 저 라이스버거 지금 엄청 먹고 싶어.

    ㄴ fonzy02 : 난 적어도 저 레시피라도 알고 싶다고!

    ㄴ randomflotsam : 비빔밥이라도 먹는게 어때?

    ㄴ idontknowwat : 나도 그래. 미국에 저거 파는데 어디 없나? 거기까지 가서라도 꼭 먹고 싶은데 말이야.

    ㄴ thecmpanion : 빅토리아에 저거 파는데 있는지 아는 사람?

    ㄴ badgrammer : 난 솔직히 저 러브모텔들에 더 눈길이 가던데.

    ㄴ chamaeleo : 이 녀석 저 사진으로 내가 저 라이스버거 먹고 싶게 유도하고 있잖아! 저거 분명 엄청 맛있을거야.

    ㄴ iateadrogon : 불고기.. 음.. 나 플로리다 사는데 우리 집 근처에 불고기 파는데가 있어. 근데 그거 진짜 군침이 흐를만큼 맛있다구.

    ㄴㄴ diezen : 그 집 불고기 상추, 쌀, 쌈장이랑 같이 나오는거야? 김치도 나오겠지? 그게 중요한 부분이라고

    ㄴㄴㄴ iateadrogon : 당연하지! 근데 난 그냥 불고기만 먹어. 불고기 만들 때 넣는 소스가 뭔진 모르겠는데 진짜 그 소스랑 결혼하고 싶을 정도라고.

    Gotsago : 나도 샤워하면서 똥눌 수 있으면 ���겠다. 너처럼 말이야. 그럼 엄청 시간 절약이 될텐데.

    ㄴ jeremypenman : 이건 내가 보장할 수 있지.

    ㄴㄴtheoncomingstorm : 와! 이 생각 정말 대단한 것 같아. 단점은 없어?

    ㄴㄴㄴ felinebutt : 샤워 바로 후에 화장실을 쓰려면 변기를 말려야 하겠지. 그리고 발도 젖게 될테고.

    Ijustdontgive : 집이 모텔들로 둘러싸여 있다고?ㅎㅎ

    ㄴ canbuddhacan : 나에겐 이게 가장 흥미로운 부분이었다고.

    ㄴ enymeeny : 그래도 그게 나쁘지 않다니 다행이지 않아? 내 남편의 부모님들은 모텔을 운영하고 있는데 나랑 내 남편은 우리 애가 1살이 될때까지 거기서 살았거든.

    ㄴㄴ jeremypenman : 나도 모텔에서 2주 정도 산 적이 있어. 거기 살면 안좋은 점이 다른 사람들 응응하는 소리를 들어야 한다는 거지. 하지만 다른 사람들은 그게 장점이라고 말하는 사람들도 있더라.

    Smartydumbdumbs : 고마워. 다른 나라에서 올리는 이런 소소한 일상의 사진들이 재밌네.

    Jmsinatl : 이 글은 나도 한국에 가서 얼마 동안 살고 싶게 만드네. 엄청 좋아보이고 깨끗해보여. 그리고 많은 김치가 있겠지.

    ㄴ wrongreferences : 보는 것만큼 깨끗하고 환영적인 분위기는 아니야. 인터넷에서 보는 것하고 실제 사는 것은 많이 다르다고.

    Godhand : 나도 너처럼 살고 싶어. 페이는 어때 좋아? 어떻게 직업을 찾았어? 그리고 집은 어떻게 구한거야? 나 미국사는데 나도 한국가서 살고 싶어.

    ㄴ jeremypanman : 한 달에 2100달러를 받아. 그리고 직장에서 아파트는 머무는 동안 준다고.

    ㄴㄴ godhand : 어떻게 그런 곳을 찾은거야? 나 복수 전공했고 지금 영어 가르치는 직장 찾는 중이야. 뭐 해줄 조언같은거 없어?

    ㄴㄴㄴ jeremypenman : 난 직업중개소를 통해서 알아봤는데 강사를 구하는 학원에 직접 지원하는 것도 괜찮을거야. 그리고 한글을 배우면 적어도 2000달러 정도는 아낄 수 있다고.

    Stevieray : 한국에 마약 있음?

    ㄴ jeremypanman : 한국에서 마약은 심각하게 불법이야. 한국에서 걸리면 바로 추방당한다고.

    Vishis : 나도 몇 년전에 한국에 사업차 머물렀었는데, 내가 정말 좋았던 점은 모든 음식들이 엄청나게 맛있었다는거야.

    Resmeymom : 엄청 심각한 질문이 있음. 너 한국인 여자친구 있어?

    ㄴ jeremypenman : 아니.

    Tyronelannister : 한국에 여행가보고 싶은 사람으로써, 이 글은 나의 그런 욕구를 더 부추기고 있군.

    Nocussing : 니가 제일 좋아하는 kpop그룹은 누구야.

    ㄴ jeremypenman : 포미닛.

    Hankscorpio : 한국 가려면 한국말을 할 줄 알아야 해? 아니면 거기 사람들이 충분히 영어를 할 줄 알아?

      ㄴ noodlepirate : 영어로만 의사소통이 가능하긴 한데, 니가 적어도 한글을 읽을 줄만 알아도 많은 도움이 될 거야. 그리고 한글 배우는 건 그리 어렵지가 않아.

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[closetskeletonproductions]

These instructions physically make me ill. #wtf #badgrammer #whatisthis

[krystyphyr]

Listening to my favorite album of this time a year, Kiki and Herb's 'Do You Hear What We Hear?', and celebrating with ink art #krystyphyr #color #inkblot #art #seattleartist #badgrammer #kikiandherb @mxviv @kikiandherb

[akashiseishina]

Kiseki no Sedai + Momoi Fragrance? Akashi-sama why you are so sexy?

[danrudy1]

Masses of dots? Really, they're diamonds #badgrammer #notdots #massdiamonds (at Great Barrington, Massachusetts)

[speedstar02-blog]

~ṭһє wȏṅԀєя ҡıԀ~ Shared from Anime Amino http://aminoapps.com/p/hkhtrk

[aspiringpolymath]

Get your shit together, Debby! Cc: @badgrammer